[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
27 August 2011 2352 comments
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There’s not one, but two lunchtime kick-offs in the Premier League today, and the Dugout Discussion chatroom is open and ready for a full day of football. We start at Villa Park in a matter of minutes, whilst the game at the DW Stadium is set to go at half past.

Once the dust has settled from Adel Taarabt announcing himself to the Premier League and Darren Bent scoring the first hattrick of the season, we have a somewhat meagre offering of just three 3 p.m. fixtures…

Blackburn and Everton do battle at Ewood Park, each side desperate for their first league point of the campaign. Swansea host Sunderland, who will both fancy their chances of earning a first win of the season. And then there’s Fernando Torres, with his belligerent of fantasy owners, all praying he finally nets today at home to the Canaries.

Finally, we’ll be off to Torres’ old stomping ground Anfield, where Liverpool and Bolton meet in today’s evening game.

All of which can be followed right here, in the Dugout Discussion chatroom.

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  1. thebillycorgansfpl
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    WC time, Torres, Moses, Lampard, Toure, Hilario all out.

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  2. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea will struggle to make the top 4 😆

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  3. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    bollocks norwich score

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    1. JC
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I dont care even though I have Hilarious and Bos... more or less got two 6 pointers anyhow 🙂

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  4. Baggio84
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    cole clean sheet gone, cahill on means i dont get holts points. another cracking week.

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  5. Andy
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Grant Holt goal and Tim Cahill off the bench?

    I am up the duff!

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    1. Andy
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Ah well, means no Chelsea clean sheet and I have a player "in form".

      Positive!

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  6. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Phil Neville's crossing should be outlawed..

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    1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Punishment should be "a slap"

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  7. nik
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Took a 4 point hit to get Anelka for Holt. Hilarious.

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  8. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Oh good.

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  9. Scratch
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    My god that Hilario is some pile of sh!te. A complete waste of skin.

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  10. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Hilariously shite Chelsea!

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  11. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    1 point Torres...

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  12. The Laughing Man
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Norwich score, death to Chelseas clean sheet

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  13. Feanor
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Maybe Torres will stay on for the whole game now.

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  14. Cruicky
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Ohhhhh God, Drogba's clean out cold.

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    1. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Looks really bad, stone cold out. 🙁

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  15. Speaking of Spurs
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Activating WC!! Doing it now in case of price changes.

    Team before:
    Hilario Vorm

    Baines Warnock Kompany De Laet Simpson

    O'Hara Malouda Silva Anderson Sinclair

    Torres Bent Beattie

    Team after:
    Given Vorm

    Kompany Bosingwa De Laet (Brown Simpson)

    Hunt Young Silva(c) Walcott (Ferguson)

    Bent Suarez Dzeko

    Thoughts?

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Just one - You wouldn't manage a gangbang in a whorehouse

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      1. Speaking of Spurs
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Sorry I looked hard for any humour there but it seems you fail. Don't worry I'm sure it's a feeling you're used to 🙂

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    2. Park the bus
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      ridiculous. can't make a WC before a 2 week international break and pre-end of transfer window!!

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      1. Speaking of Spurs
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Why not? It gives you unlimited transfers you know... if something changes I can always alter. I'm just out on the p!$$ tonight and fearing price changes. If prices drop I can just alter it to gain money too 😀

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      2. Bubbles
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Errrr, you can keep on making changes when you WC.

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  16. everyday, i'm shufflin…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    5555... Chelsea CS gone!!!

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  17. sambyy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I lost Hilario and Bosingwa clean sheets with that one.

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      🙁

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  18. RafaMC
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    drogba in trouble

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  19. Scratch
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Jasus Drogba actually looks out cold.. doesn't look good.

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  20. RafaMC
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres to get the winner

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  21. AP
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Oh my god that is horrific for drogba 😕

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  22. AP
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    HOLTTTTTT!

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    1. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

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  23. Smarty Pants
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Ok, fine, it looks like another amazing week for my bench

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  24. Cashnex
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Wow that looked horrible on the replay... out cold in mid air and then hits the ground head first. Really hope he's okay.

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  25. MCM
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Hoping Drogba is Okay.

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  26. jimnastics
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    at least Torres is staying on then

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  27. nik
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Anelka on! Cue hat trick please.

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  28. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Hopefully Villas Boas realises we need to sign about five more players, because this lot is f*cking useless.

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    1. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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  29. villian-ty
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Might be a chance for Torres now that Drogba is injured

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  30. NobodyF*cksWithTheJesus
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Damn, was hoping Bosingwa would have a clean sheet as well. Oh well, nice to see chelski struggle!

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