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27 August 2011 843 comments
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It’s the third Saturday of the season and, unless you’re on wildcard number three, the subtle tinkering that separates the wheat from the chaff finally takes over. You’re not completely on your own however, as The Saturday Surgery opens it’s doors for another session.

All the resources you need to make your decisions as informed as possible are at your fingertips. The weekend Team News is bang up-to-date, the Scout Picks have been selected (and let’s face, they’re almost guaranteed to do better than the first two efforts) and the Injuries and Bans table is there as a sanity check to avoid those daft last-minute punts on crocked players (I’ve been there).

For me, I’ll be making the subtlest of changes… zero transfers, same captain. So I’m off to pop the kettle on, and when I get back I’ll heading over to the The Saturday Surgery to smugly take pleasure as others scramble around for inspiration. Enjoy.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

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  1. reo19uk
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    how has any seen the wigan team sheet cant see it

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  2. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Right. TV sorted. Beer sorted. Wife and kids packed off. Bent hat-trick and a couple of Watson pens to kick-start my afternoon.

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  3. v12w12
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Just changed captain from Rooney to Torres at 11.25am. Not at all confident but most people in my league have Rooney and have captained him...........time shall tell....I am worried though. Why the hell did I pick Torres in the 1st place 🙂

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  4. everyday, i'm shufflin…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Shit!! Almost everyone in my league captain Rooney.

    If Arsenal can shut down Man Utd and Liverpool (Suarez) bashed Bolton, I will surely look genius.

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    1. v12w12
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Fingers crossed. I'm in the same boat re Rooney but have captained Torres.

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    2. Bazman returns
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Arsenal shut out United. I am not feeling good about that one I am afraid. Sorry I hope you are right but they were really poor against 'pool.

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  5. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Suarez to miss pen today and get sent off for diving 🙂

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      SuarezRooney to miss pen and get sent off for diving

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      1. Bazman returns
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        That would make me laugh all day. Not just because I haven't got him but he sums up all that is wrong with the world! Sorry any Man U fans but I can't stand him.

        He has all the wealth in the world he let us down in the World Cup and I don't like him. Can't help that sorry.

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        1. Bazman returns
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Oh by the way I was obviously talking about rooney here. Suarez is a cracking player and I have a soft spot for the 'Pool. Can't stand United though.

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        2. Calroid
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          "he sums up all that is wrong with the world"

          Wow!

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    2. Lucky_2010
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      lol, that's nice imagination ....... not sure he will be playing full 90 mins but i think be sub out after >60 mins if team is leading ???

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  6. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Joey Barton is surprisingly well spoken and articulate.

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      ... for a mongrel sociopath with a dodgy barnet.

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        precisely

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  7. mufc802
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Hoping for plenty of goals in Wigan v QPR.

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    1. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Well they both enjoy leaving them in, the question is who is going to score them 😉

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    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Hoping for plenty of goals for QPR v Wigan. C'mon Adel. This is the kind of defence you were punishing last season.

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  8. Just_Ty
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Good to see the new improvements but not too surprised about it. I recruit IT people and, let's face it, IT projects are almost always delayed. Well done! I still feel bonus should be out quicker since it's based on stats...

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  9. Louis Van Balls
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone else here just say screw it and use their WC?

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    1. Bazman returns
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      No way. I am not doing great but it's a waste at the mo. Yep we have the international break but to me and this is only my opinion it feels way to early.

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    2. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Seriously thinking about doing it now. I know it is only early doors but I have made a very bad start and am thinking about going for some early value uplift to kickstart my season. The coincidence of the international break and shutting of the transfer window could provide some good opportunities to make a few quid.

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    3. Be
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      already done it, team value up by 0.5 this week, seriously dont understand all the internatioal break bollx.. teh very very worse case if I we`re to get a few injuries Id take a 4 point hit, thats nothing, need to catch up now not wait a few more gw`s..

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  10. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Where can you see what transfers people have made?

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Asked this on the last page. Looks like that's been taken away. My brief applause of FPL for getting a quick update has been cut short by seeing yet another feature of the site removed

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    2. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      small thread about this on the previous page. I reckon it is an intended change. I hope not as it was quite useful, particularly as most of my league didn't know you could do it.

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      1. Be
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        to be fair the site was back up bloody quick maybe you have to wiat a few hours to see transfers, no bad thing.

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  11. Bazman returns
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    I saw someone thinking of doing WC. It's way to early in my opinion. Transfer window still open. Plus this is only GW3.

    Anyway, who knows what the winter will bring yep we get an extra one then but it's always wise to keep WC till you need it later in season. This panic changing after two GWs is mad.

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  12. reo19uk
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    where cna i see wigan v qpr lineup not on bbc website

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    1. bigmanagercoat
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Dont worry Moses has started lol

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      1. Lucky_2010
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        so bad i thought he's unfit and last mins transfer him out !!

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  13. Bazman returns
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    So do we know if Cahill is in the squad for Everton? If he's in the squad he will almost certainly be playing. Surely!

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  14. Ozil Gummidge
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Look at all the empty seats at villa carpark. Big club my arse!

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  15. Dai Chicken Pie
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    captain choices are different for all the top 5 teams in my mini league
    Torres, Suarez, Rooney, Silva, Aguero
    Its going to be an exciting weekends football. Goodluck peeps.

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      oh and bent too in 6th!

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    2. Bazman returns
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I would think that the people that have Suarez or Roo will be the happier. Still don't like Rooney but he is well worth it fantasy terms.

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      1. Dai Chicken Pie
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Don't say that I have Torres c, althoguh I have rooney and suaqrez in the team to soften the blow of any mega points hauls they claim.

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        1. Bazman returns
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Torres for me is one who will either shine today or come up blank as he has done pretty much since he joined Chelsea.

          Personally I ain't got him and I am not going to lose any sleep not having him. However, today could be the day. It could go either way. If it goes the wrong way I bet I can guess who will be first out of your team for the next GW.

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          1. Dai Chicken Pie
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            too right mate, he might go regardless, I want to get aguero next week and don't fancy dropping the roonpig

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  16. Cruicky
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Wigan-QPR Team News:

    Moses & Rodallega start for Wigan. Bothroyd on bench. DJ Campbell not included.

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  17. Mr Smith
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Time for Insomnia to pull his finger out his butt and get stuck in today

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    1. Will
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      +1

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  18. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Wolves having a go today...

    Get it there Mick 🙂

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    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Wolves have impressed me this season. Good side

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      1. Bazman returns
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        It will be tough for Villa. Bent I think will score but I can't see this being a walk in the park. Johnson has them well marshalled at the back.

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      2. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        it's annoying, want to whine about milijas not playing but can't see a place for him anymore. mick mccarthy is also a bit of a legend

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  19. mufc802
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Sound quality on Sky Sports for the Aston Villa match is awful.

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    1. Leysh
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I agree. Never had that before.

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    2. Major Doubts
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Mine too mate. I'm watching in SD on Virgin & the picture isn't great either.

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  20. super zlatan
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Afternoon lads. Went with Rooney(c). Hope it was the right move

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    1. Bazman returns
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Probably was to be fair Arsenal are weak at the moment and United will trounce them! Arse will up their game but United will prevail and Rooney is normally at the heart of things. You made the right choice. I wish I had him but it would cost too many points to bring him in.

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      1. Louis Van Balls
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        I think United will steamroll Wenger's boys buitn you never know with De Gea in goal.

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        1. Bazman returns
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Could be an embarrassing score with Hansen on tonight he may well say "Shockin' Defence, Shockin'"

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  21. Bazman returns
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone know what the latest is on Cahill starting?

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  22. Dai Chicken Pie
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    A family of sparrows, bathed in late summer sun are washing in the water feature I made in the garden. All is well in my world.
    5 sparrows = 5 goals for Torres.

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    1. Bazman returns
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      0 black birds 0 Torres

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      1. Dai Chicken Pie
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        a male and a female blackbird are regular visitors, not seen them today, now you've got nme worried.

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        1. Bazman returns
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          If one turns up then you maybe in with a shout with El Nino. Oh by the way you can make the word One out of El Nino. So he may get a goal. Having said that you can also get the word NIL.

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          1. Dai Chicken Pie
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            NINE!

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            1. CFCTom
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 8 months ago

              Didn't see that, should refresh more...

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          2. CFCTom
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            You can also get the word nine, so a hat-trick of hat-tricks is pretty much on the cards.

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            1. Dai Chicken Pie
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 8 months ago

              You heard it here first!
              I think I might go start on the champagne.

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    2. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      5 slug pellets = no sparrows shitting in your water feature.

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      1. Dai Chicken Pie
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        didn't know that, will be sure not to put any down, cheers

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    3. Louis Van Balls
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      If there were a family of sparrows living at Stamford Bridge they would have more goals than Torres.

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      1. Dai Chicken Pie
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        clever

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        1. Louis Van Balls
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          no just reality

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          1. Dai Chicken Pie
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            (I was being extremely sarcastic)

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  23. Champ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Sorry if already asked, but how do you see other peoples transfers in the new look site?

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    1. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Sorry just saw previous note. Ignore.

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  24. Louis Van Balls
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    I think everyone has Roonatic, Bent and Saurez. It's just who gets lucky with the captain's pick.

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    1. Bazman returns
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Suarez for me. It's always dangerous to captain someone who is playing in the first game normally. I may regret these words later but having said that I do have Bent in my team so I'll be ok.

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    2. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I have only Rooney.

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  25. Major Doubts
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Tweet from Sky...

    "We are aware of an issue affecting the sound on Sky Sports HD2, this is currently under investigation and will be resolved ASAP"

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    1. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah its terrible.

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  26. Declan
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Ouch, Herd off the post, literally!

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  27. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    in case you're wondering, i am delighted to announce that today is strokes day

    it was 10 years ago today that is this it was released and changed the way i thought about music forever

    i'll be having an anniversary listen shortly

    #takeitorleaveit

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      latest album is a corker

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  28. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    i am the only one in my work league to captain rooney and the only one to OWN suarez!

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    1. Dai Chicken Pie
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      do you normally win that league?

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  29. S9PKE
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Moses not in squad... Hope Mikel steps up to the plate for me...

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    1. S9PKE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      take it back... hangover glasses not working yet

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      1. reo19uk
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        lol was gonna say not in squad even tho he started!!!

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  30. Ozil Gummidge
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Decent start to the villa wolves game. Looks like there'll be goals.

    Fabian Delph = Dion Dublin + Darius Vassel love child

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