[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
19 November 2011 854 comments
Paul Paul
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The phrase “must-have” is far too often overused when measuring the merits of Fantasy prospects.Sometimes it can take just a brief burst of form to get certain bandwagons up and running; a hat-trick here and a double there and managers are scrambling to juggle budgets in order to accommodate the latest flavour of the month.

There have been contenders this season, no doubt. Wayne Rooney flew out the traps, firing 9 goals in his first five gameweeks, while over in the blue half of Manchester, Sergio Aguero was adjusting to life at the Etihad seamlessly following his summer move from Atletico Madrid. The Argentine bagged 8 goals over the same period as City’s new attacking outlook took the top-flight by storm.

Robin Van Persie was sluggish in comparison. Five games in and the Dutchman has found the net just once. In retrospect, those stats read more like an absurd anomaly now, a brief stain in an otherwise immaculate record that shows no sign of letting up.

There was something of an inevitability about today’s trip to Carrow Road. Can we really raise an eyebrow at a brace, with the maximum bonus surely certain to follow? Paul Lambert’s Norwich can take solace in the fact they are simply another in a long line of opponents put to the sword by an extraordinary scoring spree that has seen Van Persie find the net 12 times in the last seven gameweeks as the new-look Arsenal storm up the table.

This article is no more than a homage to you then, RVP. A thankyou from Fantasy managers who seem to have finally found their new Cristiano Ronaldo. Back in 2007/08, the Man United man grabbed 31 goals in 34 games and was, arguably, the last real must-have. Good for the armband most weeks, almost always guaranteed to produce the points.

Since the start of this calendar year, in a run of 28 league games stretching back to a trip to St Andrews on New Year’s day, Van Persie has now scored a total of 31 goals. The likes of Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri may be gone but the goals are far from drying up- whether it’s Chelsea away or Bolton at home, Van Persie steamrollers teams regardless. A Fantasy captain for every occasion, a real Robin relentless.

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  1. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    You gonna keep this up all night (as the actress said to the bishop)?

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    1. MJonno_79
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      I would by they're removing them

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  2. MJonno_79
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Fifth

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    1. Paul
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Seriously MJONNO_79, get a grip. I'm removing all of these comments.

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      1. MJonno_79
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Sorry just a bit of fun

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        1. Mark
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          • 19 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Not fun for us or for anyone else wishing to post a comment - please stop.

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          1. MJonno_79
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            14 years, 4 months ago

            I have . Again I am sorry.

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            1. Mark
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              14 years, 4 months ago

              Had to moderate while I cleared them up. You're fine now but please don't do that again. Ta.

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              1. MJonno_79
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                14 years, 4 months ago

                Okay won't happen again. Rvp is the dogs danglies

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                1. CFCTom
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                  14 years, 4 months ago

                  Seriously AP? Immature.

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  3. Milan
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    A real and only must have, agreed.

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  4. viewoftheland
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Oh my, Im welling up. Such a beautifully written piece. A toast to you Mr RVP sir.

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  5. MJonno_79
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Seventh

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    1. Demí
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      wtf is wrong with you #spastic

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      1. MJonno_79
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Never been first before. Half bottle of red and I got a bit carried away. Sorry to everyone who has been upset by my comments

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        1. Mark
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          14 years, 4 months ago

          Okey doke...removed moderation now. Ta.

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      2. SOOnami
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        14 years, 4 months ago

        demi, whats the issue with ML 79 that i missed??

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  6. Crouch Potato!
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Is it possible to give bonus points for this heap of thrash?

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  7. Demí
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Robin van Persie. What.a.man.

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  8. MJonno_79
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Rvp really is captain fantastic

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  9. viewoftheland
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    RVP. Almost as good as Jordan Rhodes.

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  10. Tangerine Army XI
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    My run of 7 straight green arrows is going to come to an end 🙁

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Same. Unless Ade (c) bags at least two.

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      1. big oak
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        same here unless vdv capt misses, then walters come in and rvp becomes capt

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  11. exammy
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Leader did
    VDV>Rodwell
    Ba > Rooney(C)
    Finally made some ground this week 😀

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  12. Smarty Pants
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Dortmund won in Munich, back in the game

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  13. Demí
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Not a good week for Big Dunc's STD article

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  14. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    RVP we salute you. If he stays fit he will score 50 goals this season!

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  15. DV8R
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Is Wes Brown likely to get any bonus points?

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    1. Demí
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      I think...looking at the stats, the Fulham defence will take the majority of the bps. Brown could get 1

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    2. Mark
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Stats suggest Bardsley but we'll have a thorough look for the ICT Analysis article tomorrow.

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    3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Good chance 😉

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  16. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    'he’d almost never fail to let us down.' ???

    He'd almost always fail to let us down 😉

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  17. exammy
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Only brown and rvp doing anything for me today

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    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I had Brown, RVP aswel with Jones & Walters..

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  18. mufc802
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Why oh why did I take out Jones for Walker 3 weeks ago. He gets 6, 6, 6, gutted.

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    1. DV8R
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      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      At least you went for Westwood in goal 😀

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  19. DV8R
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Blackburn have some good fixtures coming up. Yakubu could be a good differential, what do you guys think? Worth a punt?

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  20. IceMan DB
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Any bps for Jones and Rooney?

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Rooney was best player on the pitch, Chico was poor but will get the 3

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      1. beepingmeeping
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Last week Rooney got 2 and didn't get a goal or assist if I'm not mistaken. United defence/keeper will probs get the points

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  21. Valar(Keith)
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    should i use my wildcard? team is
    Vorm Ruddy
    Kompany Enrique Wilkinson Brown Simpson
    VDV Silva Nani Ramsey Moses
    RVP Suarez Sturrdige

    wanna remove
    Kompany Nani Moses Suarez and Sturridge
    for
    Baines Walters Sinclair/Sess Rooney/Aguero and Helguson/Graham

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    1. beepingmeeping
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      No. You have a solid team for the upcoming weeks. Just try get Suarez and Sturridge out the team.
      Low Helguson/Graham. They've got rubbish fixtures.
      The new players you want aren't much better than what you currently have.

      Ruddy
      Wilkinson, Brown, Kompany
      VDV, Ramsey, Nani, Silva
      RVP, Sturridge
      plus one more player is a pretty solid team for next week. No point in WC-ing your team this week.

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  22. Screaming Midget
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    47 points (53 with surely 6 from RVP) with VDV, Sturridge, Suarez to go.... 11 points needed.

    Things are on the up.

    RVP is on for scoring more than Ronaldo at this rate! Creaaaazy!

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    1. DV8R
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      I'm on 44. I need 10 from VDV and Enrique and with RVP's likely 6 from BPs I could be looking at another 60+ gameweek.

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  23. Viper
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    RVP really is essential, i've captained him every week (except for chelsea away) since his brace at home to sunderland and he really is keeping me afloat.. still has a relatively low ownership aswell..

    Not sure what to do with Rooney, his fixtures just wont permit me to get rid..

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  24. isacki: full casual
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    What do you reckon of BPs for MUN - SWA - awful game, might there be any love for Vorm or *coughhhhh* Nani?

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    1. kennethrhcp
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      i thought p.jones was quality! i dont know will it transfer into bps tho

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    2. SC not pearls before swine
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      My guess is 3 for Hernandez and 2 and 1 between Dyer/Rooney/Vidic

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    3. isacki: full casual
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      Mmm, 3 Hernandez yes. Rooney somewhere. Reckon Dyer will get points again? Surely Jones is a better shout. I guess Vorm didn't make enough saves to have a chance?

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  25. The Bandit
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    What to do with Rooney? Driving me mad but it's the tactics not the player, surely SAF must see this? .... and he has great fixtures 😕

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    1. SC not pearls before swine
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      See, I think that Mr Alex likes winning 1-0. I think he's incredibly pleased with this and won't necessarily go back to a style that will create lots of goals

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Yep I think the 6-1 defeat caused a paradigm shift in his thinking. Solidity first.

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    3. dbaaaa
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Kill...I mean sell!

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  26. llamaZA
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Happy fantasy day - only Silva and Ramsey letting me down - even captaining Baines paid off (otherwise would've been on Silva even though I had RvP).

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  27. Mind över Mata
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Hey all,

    Thinking about making a couple of changes and thought I'd see what you all thought:

    Vorm, Krul
    Walker, N Taylor, Enrique, ShawX, J Evans
    Ramsey, VDV, Silva, Walters, Ferguson
    Aguero, RVP, Ade

    Should I:
    (a) do Ramsey and J Evans --> Simpson and Larsson
    (b) J Evans --> Brown (or someone else)?

    Thanks for any advice!

    Be champions.

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    1. Mind över Mata
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      If I do (a), thats -4 pts.

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  28. CFCTom
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    *really

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  29. isacki: full casual
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    Have stuck with most of this mid for a while now, so no knee-jerks, and I reckon it would be hard to dispute all the players are prominent in their clubs' attacks and their clubs are mostly in form. So why so many 2s and 3s?

    VDV (pretty reliable) Silva (pretty reliable) Ramsey (playing well but getting nothing) Eagles (new but nothing doing) Nani (awful points)

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  30. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Is 35 a good score so far? Will I get a green arrow?

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    1. Gargamel
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Tonight it will be a green arrow for sure

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Thanks Gargamel, I was being sarcastic. Just getting ready for the plethora of similar posts.

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        1. dbaaaa
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          Sorry, didn't notice, nowadays it's difficult to distinguish between genuine questions and not so genuine questions.

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      2. dbaaaa
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        Well it's reliant on your relative position (shock)!

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