[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
19 November 2011 854 comments
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The phrase “must-have” is far too often overused when measuring the merits of Fantasy prospects.Sometimes it can take just a brief burst of form to get certain bandwagons up and running; a hat-trick here and a double there and managers are scrambling to juggle budgets in order to accommodate the latest flavour of the month.

There have been contenders this season, no doubt. Wayne Rooney flew out the traps, firing 9 goals in his first five gameweeks, while over in the blue half of Manchester, Sergio Aguero was adjusting to life at the Etihad seamlessly following his summer move from Atletico Madrid. The Argentine bagged 8 goals over the same period as City’s new attacking outlook took the top-flight by storm.

Robin Van Persie was sluggish in comparison. Five games in and the Dutchman has found the net just once. In retrospect, those stats read more like an absurd anomaly now, a brief stain in an otherwise immaculate record that shows no sign of letting up.

There was something of an inevitability about today’s trip to Carrow Road. Can we really raise an eyebrow at a brace, with the maximum bonus surely certain to follow? Paul Lambert’s Norwich can take solace in the fact they are simply another in a long line of opponents put to the sword by an extraordinary scoring spree that has seen Van Persie find the net 12 times in the last seven gameweeks as the new-look Arsenal storm up the table.

This article is no more than a homage to you then, RVP. A thankyou from Fantasy managers who seem to have finally found their new Cristiano Ronaldo. Back in 2007/08, the Man United man grabbed 31 goals in 34 games and was, arguably, the last real must-have. Good for the armband most weeks, almost always guaranteed to produce the points.

Since the start of this calendar year, in a run of 28 league games stretching back to a trip to St Andrews on New Year’s day, Van Persie has now scored a total of 31 goals. The likes of Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri may be gone but the goals are far from drying up- whether it’s Chelsea away or Bolton at home, Van Persie steamrollers teams regardless. A Fantasy captain for every occasion, a real Robin relentless.

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  1. Manani
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    M Vorm 3
    P Jones 6
    R Shawcross 6
    B Assou-Ekotto
    D Silva 1
    R Van der Vaart
    A Ramsey 2
    J Walters 7
    C Eagles 2
    R van Persie (C) 20
    S Aguero 9
    T Krul 1
    D Simpson 1
    N Taylor 2
    D Graham 2

    is my team good enough for next GW?
    want to ship out ramsay, but not sure

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    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      i wouldnt make a transfer

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      1. Manani
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        save 2FT?
        the thing is i don't know what to upgrade next time.
        my team seems too perfect 🙂

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    2. futbolnotsoccer
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      That's my dilemma...I'm not sure about Rams. I reckon there may be better options for differentials in Drenthe and Larsson, so I may invest there instead of Rams.

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      1. Scroobius Mac
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Larsson is not a differential. Check his ownership.

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        1. futbolnotsoccer
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Whoops, meant Sess...my bad. Cheers, Mac

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          1. Scroobius Mac
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            I think Larsson will be in plenty of dead teams tbf. I'd probably take him for his set pieces.

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        2. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          he is in my league, number of guys that own Larsson = 0, one guy had him a transfered him out for Ramsey. Think that was a silly move given he just had a 1 game ban.

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    3. User
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Wouldn't it be easier to link your team? I could compare fixtures then a lot easier, your team doesn't look like a need of a change though at a quick glance.

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  2. SC not pearls before swine
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Crazy week. Only midfiielder with decent ownership and score is Walters. Yaya's got a decent following but it's mostly casuals. Makes shipping Nani/Ramsey a lot harder...

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  3. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Aguero assist under the rules. Quite miffed by it but rules are rules.

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    1. futbolnotsoccer
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      SO STOKED! This is the first time where I've been happy with the rules.

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    2. Scroobius Mac
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Its gonna stand? I haven't been around today, thought it was going?

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  4. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    fifa best goal award nominees

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_85UBEgMI-A&feature=player_embedded

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  5. The Spudgunner
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    What to do with me freebie I wonder????

    Vorm || Ruddy
    Enrique || P.Jones || Tierney || Simpson || N.Taylor
    Nani || Silva || VDV || Drenthe || Ferguson
    Roon || RVP || Graham
    0.6m in the bank

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    1. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Tierney --> Brown

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  6. Barks
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Is it me or did Raylor touch the ball twice for the 2nd goal? What's happens with assists in scenarios like this?

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      It will be Aguero's as Taylor is not an offensive player in that scenario.

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      1. Barks
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        So technically, could attacker A pass the ball to a defender who is in the box, defender then does keepy-uppy in the box, attacker B takes the ball off him and scores, with attacker A getting the assist?

        Just wondering as the rules don't clarify how many touches from the defender(s) make no assist

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      2. Crouch Potato!
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Suarez is an offensive player!

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    2. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      its simple-ish. if the defending player who touches ball between assistor and scorer is in box, then its an assist. aguero assist is not in doubt

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  7. Pat Mustard
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Adebayor to Sturridge & then Kompany to Baines not a bad two week plan..

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    1. Pat Mustard
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      actually scrap the latter til GW16

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  8. futbolnotsoccer
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Erm, Repost....

    You guys were very helpful up top, thank you! I have one more question…

    Current midfield:
    Silva DVD Ramsey Sess Dyer

    I want to do:
    Silva DVD Larsson Drenthe Dyer and .5 in the bank to upgrade one of my defenders next week.

    Good transfers? Thank you.

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  9. LMFAO
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Need some advice here guys…

    Current team
    Krul, Vorm
    Enrique, Simpson, Vermaelen, BAE, Rangel
    VDV, Silva, Drenthe, Ramsey, Walters
    Dzeko, Ba, RVP

    1.4m in the bank

    Thinking whether to swap out Ramsey or not…

    A: Ramsey > Yaya Toure
    B: Vermaelen + Rangel/BAE > Jones + Richards
    C: Save FT

    Or any other advice? I could downgrade VDV get Bale and swap Ba for Ade?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Just do Verm for Jones

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      1. LMFAO
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Just brought him in though, wasnt sure if Jones was going to play this week and missed his price increase.

        This is my plan at the moment....but wont be able to bring any City defender in if i bring in Yaya.

        VDV > Bale
        Ramsey > Yaya
        Simpson > Jones

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      2. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        vermaelen will score goals, jones wont. both are not guaranteed clean sheets.

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        1. LMFAO
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Yeah thats why I preferred Vermaelen......but really liking Yaya but then i'd lose a City defender slot so what other defender is worthy. Got too much in my bank and dunno what other options to go for?

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          1. the axolotl
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            city aren't exactly rolling in clean sheets, there's better value elsewhere. if you're topping up on city players, i think you should go attacking. i wish i had too much in my bank 😉

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            1. LMFAO
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 4 months ago

              Hmm ok so Ramsey out for Yaya I guess....thanks

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  10. The Spudgunner
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Ban Arfa as a differential anyone????

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    1. Geezer
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Thinking about it. I got Tiote and 0.9 in the bank. So maybe Ben Arfa in for him.
      But I like Pilkington a lot, and he is at 5.4 M too

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    2. Scroobius Mac
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      GW15 I am all over that.

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    3. Cruicky
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      After Newcastle play Chelsea at home, yes, I'm looking at him as well.

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  11. Geezer
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Why didn`t Rodwell play today? Injured?

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  12. Turbodog
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Ryan Taylor HORROR SHOW

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    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      got him at 4.0 think i will cash in soon for richards

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    2. futbolnotsoccer
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I felt just as bad for Rangel...that was a huge choke from the man.

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  13. joeoakesjr
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    A almost gave up 5 weeks ago, but moved from 1.8M to 288K in 4 weeks. RVP, Silva and Lampard to the rescue.
    Gotta love Fantasy.

    I'm new at this.... Would you tinker with:

    Vorm/Habsi
    Ward/Enrique/Taylor/Simpson/de Laet
    VDV/Ramsey/Lampard/Silva/Dyer
    RVP/Dzeko/Klasnac

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      well , like me you need rid of de laet. short term i think dzeko will play champsl eague and be rested for prem. i'd get rid of ward too for someone cheaper. your team isnt bad though, maybe try wait a week and then do 2 transfers.

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  14. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Poor Moses, can't even get a penalty awarded when he gets tripped in the box.

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  15. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Wigan defending, just awful, one of them should easily have cleared that

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      There's a reason why teams are bottom of the league and its nearly always because they cannot defend.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Wigan's defence is like the grand canyon.

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        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          That's an insult.

          I suggest you apologize immediately to the state of Nevada for such a slur on the Grand Canyon.

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          1. chinmusic
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            And I suggest you apologize immediately to the state of Arizona.

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            1. Nomar
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 4 months ago

              I apologize, Arizona.

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          2. futbolnotsoccer
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            You mean Arizona? 😉

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 4 months ago

              I hearby apologize to the state of Arizona for comparing their averagely sized hold to the hole in Wigan's defence

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              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 4 months ago

                *hole even

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              2. Nomar
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 4 months ago

                Better.

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  16. @FPLStrategist
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Might be a good week for bonus for me. RVP, Baines, Aguero, Walters should get around 9 between them.

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  17. Geezer
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Sell Rooney? Yes or no? Have got him since GW 1

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    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      moses is scoring nearly as much at half the price

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        half the price, try 3/4 of the price.

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        1. Optimus.
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          do your maths less than half 🙂

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            well maths never was my strong point. 😛

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        2. Geezer
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Or 1/3 of the price?

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          1. Scroobius Mac
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            Obviously 1/3 is much closer I just thought he meant 1/4 when he said 3/4.

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        3. Scroobius Mac
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          1/4 🙂

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          1. Holy See
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            Gripping stuff.

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  18. Scroobius Mac
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    This probably sounds like an odd question but I feel like I need Jones in. I'll take a bit of rotation here and there but the boy looks like a beast. Now my odd question
    Kompany or Ward to Jones?
    No brainer surely - just no sure Kompany is worth the extra, Ward has decent home fixtures, is a bit of a goal threat and I'd be very defence heavy if I did Ward out. Still I should just get rid of Ward right?

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    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      wolves cant keep a cleanie no contest

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    2. Manani
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      i did Kom to jones a few weeks ago.
      didn't regret for a single second

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  19. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    I reckon Santon will come in for Taylor next week. Nani and Jones would embarrass him further.

    That Pedersen corner is a joke too!

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  20. Fancy Feet
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    So Larsson or Walters?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Larsson, Wigan at home, simple as

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    2. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      walters on penos up against bla next

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    3. Geezer
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Walters

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    4. Fancy Feet
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      who is on pens for Sun?

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      1. LMFAO
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        I'd also like to know that.....I think Sess but not sure.

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  21. Geezer
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    How did Moses do today? They scored 3 goals today, so was he even close to get an assist or a goal?

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      In fairness, he could have had a penalty.

      Them's the breaks when you're bottom of the league though.

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  22. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    That Blackburn non corner goal is the sort of bad luck you get when you're at the bottom as well.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I remember a similar incident at Old Trafford a couple of years ago the goal was disallowed, and that corner was legal.

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      1. Geezer
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Yeah I remember that too. Was it against Chelsea? I United had to take it again, and then they scored

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          no they didn't. Evams headed in the original corner, but the second one was cleared.

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          1. Geezer
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            hmm. Are you sure? Maybe it was cleared and then they scored?

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 4 months ago

              nope was definitely what I said, am sure they didn't score from the second one.

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      2. The Spudgunner
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        I remember the Pedro Mendes moment,Roy Carroll robbed Spurs of the gam that day.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          no he didn't, referee did.

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    2. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Wigan 21-6 in terms of shots, and Yak just admitted not to touching it.

      The reality is a draw did neither side any good, they'll both go down.

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      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Agreed.

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  23. Nickyboy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    My team

    Vorm / Ruddy
    Gabbidon / Wilkinson / Kompany / Taylor (SWA) / Simpson
    Nani / VDV / Ferguson / Allen / Silva
    RVP / Aguero / Adebayor

    Thinking of doing: Nani + Gabbidon for Bale + Phil Jones and a 4 point hit

    I have exactly the right amount of money to do this now so don't want to delay

    Thoughts?

    Nani seems dead to me, I know Bale can blow hot and cold but he seems to always be involved, and if you want to hitch yourself to any part of Utd right now it seems to be the defence with the way they're playing (I previously had Rooney and sold)

    My only other option is maybe Bale + a better midfielder to replace Ferguson (who never plays of course), rather reliant on Joe Allen at the moment...

    Welcome any and all opinions

    Big love

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    1. Nickyboy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      That was too long wasn't it :o, Ok, the condensed version instead 🙂

      "Thinking of doing: Nani + Gabbidon for Bale + Phil Jones and a 4 point hit"

      Thoughts? Cheers

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      1. Mr Smith
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        You want to bring in Nani and Gabbidon for bale & jones? Madness

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        1. Nickyboy
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          no no no! t'other way round innit

          (I didn't explain well 🙁 )

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  24. The Spudgunner
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Right guts a quick RMT

    Hart De Gea
    Richards Evra Baines Cole Vermaelen
    Silva VDV Lampard Nani Gerrard
    Rooney RVP Aguero

    Only worth a small £137.9m from scratch 🙂

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      that's crap, there's a lack of Moses in there, what are you playing at????

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      1. The Spudgunner
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Oh I forgot Ferguson as well,god I need to use my Wildcard.

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        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Hell, go for Taarabt too while you're at it.

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    2. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      thats my team only i have adam for gerrard

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    3. Geezer
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Gerrard -> Walters

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    4. Scroobius Mac
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Cole > Enrique, Evra > Vidic.
      Gerrard > Moses.

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  25. futbolnotsoccer
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Lads, for the next few gameweeks,

    Walters or Drenthe?

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    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      walters next gw dre for the long run

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      1. futbolnotsoccer
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Cheers optimus...Larsson or Walters to pair up with Drenthe?

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          well Walters is on pens, but Larsson on fks and corners.

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          1. futbolnotsoccer
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            The plot thickens...I was aware of this and that's why I'm having such a hard time choosing haha... flip a coin to pick then, jk? Cheers, I appreciate your advice bro

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          2. RoyaleBlue
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            I would do Walters if you cant get all three

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            1. futbolnotsoccer
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 4 months ago

              Done. Cheers, Tozy.

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  26. alang
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Lads and ladettes whats the predos for bonus for P. Jones and Balotelli?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      1 each

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      1. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Id say 1 for Jones 2 for Balotteli

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  27. RoyaleBlue
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    My team
    Vorm Krul
    Baines Jones R.Taylor Rangel Brown
    Drenthe Rodwell Silva Bale Walter
    Bendtner Dzeko RVP

    0.1 mil in the bak anything i shud change?

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  28. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Ye typical piece of Arsenal defending there!

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    1. RoyaleBlue
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Arsenal are the worst defensive team in the prem

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        *coughs* Wigan *coughs*

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  29. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    NEW POST!!!

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  30. Manani
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    seriously, this week is the best so far, everything goes accroding to my plan (except for the midfield)
    56pts. with BAE and VDV

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