[sbu_large_image] Preamble
3 December 2011 3689 comments
Mark Mark
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Having brought the pre-amble back last weekend, I made a rod for my own back. Determined to deliver on my promise however, I made my way to the paper shop, gathered the necessary journals and scribed what has become a Saturday morning favourite for the Scout regulars.

Normally this wouldn’t be such a mission. Today however, is my birthday. Not just any birthday, but one that would render me useless as a footballer, unless I was a goalkeeper of Dave Beasant proportions. Well perhaps not proportions – his legs went on forever. You get my drift though – I’m passed it.

I can however, still knock out the articles – which is a good thing for lovers of a morning stroll before the gameweek deadline.

Will Rafael Van der Vaart start against the Trotters?

We’ve been deliberating the state of Van der Vaart’s hamstring all week. Over the season, we spend more time pondering the Tottenham man’s body parts than is healthy. It comes with the territory with the Dutchman – potentially devastating when in the side and firing, Van der Vaart always walks the hamstring twang tightrope. Inevitably, once or twice a season he falls off, and we spend several gameweeks when he’s going to manage to regain perfect balance.

The signs look good this week though. With steady sales throughout the last few days, the bad news for those who lost patience with Van der Vaart’s fragility, is that he’s been confirmed as fit and in contention for the meeting with Bolton. The question is, will Harry Redknapp throw him straight in his starting lineup, ousting the unfortunate Jermain Defoe?

The press boys certainly think so. Every one of our morning papers – The Sun, The Mail, The Guardian, The Telegraph, The Independent and The Times – has Van der Vaart starting up with Emmanuel Adebayor.

If that proves to be the case, the odds seem in favour of the Tottenham front two finding further joy and Fantasy profits. Those who shifted Van der Vaart for the Togo striker will hope that the points share works in their favour. Those who shed the Dutchman for assets outside of the Tottenham attack, will just be praying for an off day or another twang.

What about United’s back four?

With Phil Jones rested for the 1-1 with Newcastle last time out and Carling Cup action in midweek, there’s a distinct lack of security within Alex Ferguson’s rearguard. Which is ironic – because of late, in terms of defensive performance – they’ve been arguably the most secure defence around.

This morning’s press are pretty much unanimous on Ferguson’s likely lineup at Villa Park. They go with a recall for Phil Jones at right-back, with Nemanja Vidic, Rio Ferdinand and Patrice Evra completing matters. The Mail deviate somewhat, they have Chris Smalling at right-back, with no place again for Jones.

There’s quite a bit of variation elsewhere however, with Ryan Giggs making an appearance in the centre of midfield in several predicted lineups – notably The Times and The Telegraph. The general consensus is that Nani and Ashley Young will man the flanks, with Wayne Rooney remaining in attack with Javier Hernandez.

Will Royston Drenthe make a return?

The Dutchman look so tempting a fortnight ago – struck down by a training ground ankle injury however, his prospects now look dented. Drenthe remains a doubt for the Goodison clash with Stoke; could he possibly make a return to Everton’s starting lineup and earn profit against the travel-sick Potters?

The press don’t seem optimistic on his chances. The Independent have Drenthe starting on the left, with Diniyar Bilyaletdinov making way but they are the only member of this morning’s press to put their neck on the line and predict a recall for the on loan flyer. Every other paper goes with Bilyaletdinov continuing on the left-flank in tandem with Baines, following his assist for Fellaini’s goal at Bolton last weekend.

Surely Sergio Aguero starts up front for City?

You’d have thought so having started on the bench in the midweek Carling Cup tie. However, with a crucial Champions League tie looming, there’s some concern that Roberto Mancini may trip us up again with Norwich pay visit.

The bad news is, some of the press certainly have cold feed when it comes to Aguero’s selection. The Times go with Edin Dzeko up front in a 4-5-1, as do The Independent. There’s a real split here, with The Guardian, The Mail, The Telegraph and The Sun all preferring Aguero, with two of the four opting for Mario Balotelli as his partner in a 4-4-2.

Inconclusive then – we’ve certainly opted for Aguero in our Scout Picks this week – backing Mancini’s need for three points having scramble to a draw at Anfield last weekend. If he plays, Aguero owners will surely be fancying profits from a Norwich defence that has failed to register a single clean sheet all season.

Any other points of interest?

There’s some tidbits that cause a frown or too. Quite a few of the predicted lineups go with Andrei Arshavin for another start in the Arsenal lineup at Wigan. Gervinho is missing from the sides listed in The Sun, The Times and The Telegraph.

Nobody seems certain what Mick McCarthy will do with his formation or his strikers – with Kevin Doyle and Stephen Fletcher both possibly back in the frame, the overwhelming majority go with a 4-4-2, shifting Jamie O’Hara back to a deeper central midfield role. Personally, I don’t see a sudden shift in tactics from McCarthy for such a crucial game. Without the protection of the suspended Karl Henry, it seems odd that he’d take a body out of midfield and go with a pair of strikers who have only just returned from injury. Sunderland will turn up with a 4-5-1, it makes sense that McCarthy will match that. I could be horribly wrong however – the press certainly think so.

Good luck for the gameweek folks. I’ll pass you over to Sir Paulos to run the show while I’ll enjoy the rest of my birthday weekend. A big points haul from Mr Baines would do me nicely.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. The Stock
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    My the Sports Direct is a marvelous spectacle

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    1. Gargamel
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      #caveoffunk

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  2. Kostja
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    Got Ba in for Sturridge to save money- afraid that this one could bite me.

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    1. DV8R
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      Newcastle have better fixtures in the next few weeks

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      1. Kostja
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        That is why I did it, just this GW worries me.

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  3. CFCTom
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    I'd just like you all to know, in case you didn't, we have Petr Cech in goal today, really good goalkeeper, quick reactions and good distribution, he's a Czech international and he could hold down a first team place from here on in.

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      Really I didnt know?

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    2. alang
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      COMON ADEBAYOR AND STURRIDGE!!!!!

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    3. Elniñorules
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      What are you trying to say? 😕

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    4. Dave Bauer
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      He's a giant fanny though.

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      1. RÏÉ BY
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        🙂

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    5. Chewy Toffee
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      This is why Saturday schools should be obligatory.

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      1. kaz 96
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        haha good one

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      2. O Fenomeno
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        😆

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    6. AP
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      He's a sh*t David De Gea.

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        +1

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      2. CFCTom
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        Lols. 😉 I dont think thats possible.

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        1. AP
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          True, he doesn't have Dave Grandé's athleticism. He's a sh*t Tomasz Kuszczak.

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          1. CFCTom
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            No, thats De Gay.

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  4. Clintymints
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    Any predictions for Villa/Man U?

    Utd should win but wondering if i should throw mufc into the accumulator, villa might be douches about this

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    1. Chewy Toffee
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      What odds?

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    2. Dave Bauer
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      Man Utd 2-0, Rooney double.

      Bookmark it you mothers.

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      1. alang
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        no chance.

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    3. The Finnisher
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      0-1 Hernandez as usual.

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      1. Clintymints
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        I was thinking something like this myself, but REALLY won't be a surprised with a draw, City should trash their opponents and UTD will need these 3 pts today too

        Man U win, followed by a draw

        and its just in my accumulator throwing a few teams in for a 5er

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    4. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      Hernandez to go nuts

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    5. The Stock
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      Late winner from Scholes.

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    6. alang
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      Villa will beat Manu today imo 1-0

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    7. Gargamel
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      Looks like a 0-1 to me

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    8. Drip Doctor
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      Resurgence of form for Utd i think. 3-0.

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    9. TimeDrifter
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      2-0 United, Hernandez and Rooney

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    10. Laserface
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      United 2 - 1
      Goals by Vidic,Rooney and Bent

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    11. TimeDrifter
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      Ba 5/2 to score anytime. Good bet.

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    12. tangtastic
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      Villa 0 -1 Man U

      Dunne OG

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  5. Dave Bauer
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    Wow, just seen the penalties that Liverpool didn't get midweek on Soccer Saturday.

    Just chuckling to myself at the guys the other day whining that Chelsea never get a decision!

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    1. CFCTom
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      Yeah, our players never get yellows for being fouled in the box, and ref's never give yellows to our players for being nearby when a foul is committed.. 🙄

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      1. King Eric, in America
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        Perhaps if you didn't suck so comprehensively the entire game, minor foibles like these wouldn't matter much.

        Just saying.

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      2. Kostja
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        You are missing few facts, like that Lukaku should have seen red for the tackle that Bertrand got the Yellow on.

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        1. CFCTom
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          Exactly. Thank you.

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  6. The Stock
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    Juan Mata - a translator's nightmare.

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    1. CFCTom
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      Why?

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      1. The Stock
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        His accent is thicker than you.

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        1. The Stock
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          p.s. 😉

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        2. CFCTom
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          His accent? He's Spanish. Haha! And I'm thick!? LOL! R.e.t.a.r.d.

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          1. CFCTom
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            p.s. You do realise what translators do dont you? 🙄

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          2. Dave Bauer
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            He is indeed Spanish, which is probably why he has an accent...

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          3. The Stock
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            His Spanish accent you spud. To translate, you have to understand what is being said in the language you are translating from.

            He sounded like the Spanish equivalent of Rab C Nesbitt.

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            1. CFCTom
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              Wow. Do you expect him to speak Spanish in an English accent?

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          4. Chewy Toffee
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            You're quickly becoming my favourite retard. Or do you prefer the term special needs?

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  7. unoaime
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    I'm the only one in my mini-league with RvP as captain. Most people gone for Silva or Adebayor. I could end up miles behind if RvP does nothing.

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    1. RÏÉ BY
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      you could
      but you won't.. vp will go mental 😉

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    2. Kostja
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      You cannot be worried about this. RVP was the right choice, and you should make that choice every time. Silva a very bad choice IMO- rotation threat is high. Ade is a worry dough.

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      1. Nice1Cyrille
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        ha, i captained silva - hoping for the differential decision to pay off

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        1. Kostja
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          I dont get it, its so boring. He never gets double figures 🙂

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    3. Podge
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      worry not

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  8. blauriecon
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    What happened to the live score center on the premierleague site?

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  9. rohan
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    AVB, Please play a front 3 of Mata---Torres---Studge with meireles in the midfield for one match atleast... it'd be great... it'd mean a better chelsea performance...hopefully

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    1. CFCTom
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      No it wouldn't.

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      1. rohan
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        why do you not think so??

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    2. TigerGaz
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      +1

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  10. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    Mata for 1 goal + 1 assist + 2 baps... Come on!!!

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    1. Mílanista
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      +1 bap

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  11. div
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    Going to do Aguero > Ba and that will allow me to upgrade Ferguson. I think I might go with a low cost midfielder as they will be mostly on the bench. Any thoughts?

    Considered players are:

    A. Gower
    B. Dyer
    C. Allen

    3.4 in the bank if I go B or C.

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    1. RÏÉ BY
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      i'd wait till next week 😉

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  12. AP
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    Anyone care to join me with a Tom Henning Ovrebo gravatar?

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    1. rohan
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      he cost us a champs league final

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    2. CFCTom
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      Get a life mate...

      This is why your wife left you. 😉

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        This place isn't what it used to be, seriously Mark, how much longer can you let THIS post on here? At least RBJ contributed sometimes...

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        1. AP
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          Ovrebo time! Only way to show that the majority of good posters are sick of seeing this muppet stink up this forum. Get yourself an Ovrebo 😛

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      2. Chewy Toffee
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        Oh Thomas..

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      3. AP
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        See, touches a nerve with princess here... Join me good people of ffs!

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        1. CFCTom
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          Its just the effort you go to, its very sad. Grow. Up.

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          1. Chewy Toffee
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            Quite ironic seen as you haven't hit puberty yourself.

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            1. CFCTom
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              Hit it? I knocked it out mate.

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            2. AP
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              I don't think the notion of irony is discussed at special school, you'll need to explain it to princess.

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              1. Chewy Toffee
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                Ovrebo 1 - 0 Tom Tom

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  13. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    thank god Luiz is still starting instead of Alex. Bodes well for us Ba owners 🙂

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  14. Drip Doctor
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    Guy at the top of my mini league is in the top 500. He's bought Rambo in this week. Chin up to all those who took him out...

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    1. div
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      Who's Rambo?

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        Aaron James Ramsey.

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  15. Sarnab
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    site where i can get live match updates(including assists nd cards)???
    primierleague.com live score centre was there,but now due to its modification it has changed..i dont like this new one..any other site????

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    1. Kostja
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      soccernet.com is where I look at things like that

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      1. Sarnab
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        thnx dude..looks good..player stats tab is what i think better out here..anyways thnx.

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    2. miggy
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      http://www.flashscore.com

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  16. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    Looking fwd to seeing romeu today... Apparently he's a great prospect & will likely be back at barca in 3 or 4 years

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    1. rohan
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      he's got this buy back clause in his contract

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      1. CFCTom
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        He "says" he doesn't want to go back.

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  17. bazzad13
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    anyone who has found the live score centre on the premier league site can you let us know where it is?

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  18. The Finnisher
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    Mark Bosnich - idiot..
    "After this week Newcastle play teams in the top 6, 3 out of the next 4 games, if they come out with 7 out 12 points I think they are genuine top 4 contenters"
    Norwich, WBA, Bolton and Liverpool? eh, okay.

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  19. EdinaHibsNut
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    looks like thu usual suspects are baout. \well wtf!

    havent been able over the few days to make a transfer as the link doesnt work on my page. ive sent a ratty email to fpl about it and want the transfers made retrospectively.

    chances?

    btw, want baines and ohara for shawx and mptrov regardles of todays results. no doubt, itll coome back and bite my ar3e. baines getting sent off and ohara not starting with shawx getting a goal and clean sheet and petrov getting a game and proving his worth.

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    1. King Eric, in America
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      In retrospect, you'd want the trades made retroactively.

      I'd predict that I'll be able to hear the laughs from FPL, here in the U.S., when they read your mail. No chance, sorry.

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      1. EdinaHibsNut
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        Regardless of the grammar, which i am pretty sure is correct, it wasnt my fault the link didnt work. They can check on the history and furthermore ive done it before a ball's been kicked. If i lose out on couple hundred quid due to cash league ill be seeking legal action 😉

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    2. Dave Bauer
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      I mean you no offence, but whenever I see a message like this, I think "you're doing something wrong".

      Which is probably just incredibly frustrating for you and you now want to kill me, so I'm sorry.

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      1. EdinaHibsNut
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        Look at my link. i am doings things right.

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  20. blue cheese
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    No Citeh coverage this gameweek ðŸ˜

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      gulp

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    2. EdinaHibsNut
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      aguero will haunt you. hopefully - for my sake!

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    3. Kostja
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      could turn out very bad or very good if the main guys get rested

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      1. Dave Bauer
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        Agree with this.

        Could go either way.

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        1. The Finnisher
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          But really, would you rather be worried about someone being possibly rested or be worried about City ripping up a poor Norwich defence?

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          1. Dave Bauer
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            Oh no, absolutely prefer to have coverage, but I'm just saying come the end of the GW it may actually not be as terrible as it probably seems atm.

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          2. Kostja
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            I dont know, I am just not worried since everyone has silva and My H2H opponent has Aguero as me so im just not thinking about it 🙂

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        2. RÏÉ BY
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          silva and richards will play
          that's i care about (gave up on second guessing their strikers)

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      2. EdinaHibsNut
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        had a look at my post above? - raging!

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    4. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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      Hope he, Aguero, gets rested.. 🙂

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  21. Dave Bauer
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    Just watching the Gary Speed thing on Sky.

    It really is just very sad.

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    1. Podge
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      Yeh as someone whos name escapes me now said
      'The saddest thing is he thought he didn't have anyone to talk to. He did."

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    2. RÏÉ BY
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      it really is
      the leeds fans were brilliant

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      1. Chewy Toffee
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        +1

        Just saw a clip of them singing Marching On Together. Very moving.

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  22. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    Not much bother with final results of the early match. What I need are Ba and Mata both to score or assist.. It would give me a good start.. 😉

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  23. Dr Bronner
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    Big focus on Lampard, I think he's expected to perform today.

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    1. The Finnisher
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      I think professional footballers are expected to perform every day...

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      1. Dave Bauer
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        When they're paid £10,000,000 a year it's not a lot to ask really.

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  24. Dr Bronner
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    Since when was it decided that clapping and chanting was okay during the minutes silence. Makes me so angry.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      because it was a minute's applause...

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      it was never meant to be a minute's silence

      always planned to be applause

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      1. Dr Bronner
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        Oh I see, I was just going off what the commentators said - my mistake. Despite that, I still disagree with it - there was a lot of clapping for Bobby Robson which I understand, his death wasn't as tragic as this. Speed on the otherhand, it's a different matter, surely a minute for reflection than a minute of clapping and noise?

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    3. Chewy Toffee
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      Some people really do defy logic.

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  25. Screaming Midget
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    "Juan Mata – a translator’s nightmare"

    I raise you with AVB... can't hear a bloody word he ever says when he's interviewed... he sounds worse than a very drunk Sylvester Stallone.

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  26. Attila the Bum
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    ▒▓██ N █ U █ F █ C ██▓▒

    TOOOOOOOON ARMY!

    Ps

    I doth my cap to the scouts for predicting Lovenkrands will start, surprised (and a little perturbed) by his selection personally but hey ho.

    PPs
    Ben Arfa is going to make a monkey of Terry 😛

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    1. McDog
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      I thought Sammy Ameobi would have been on the wing, good call from FFS.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      *... doth doff ... ? 😉

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  27. McDog
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    Come on the Toon!

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  28. cechmate
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    Sold Mata this week...now I have The Fear

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Father-in-Law sold Lampard ... what a state he is in ... 😀

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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    love that dan walker just said sunderland have had the pick of the available managers, with benitez sat right there in front of him

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  30. Drip Doctor
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Red.

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