[sbu_large_image] Preamble
3 December 2011 3689 comments
Mark Mark
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Having brought the pre-amble back last weekend, I made a rod for my own back. Determined to deliver on my promise however, I made my way to the paper shop, gathered the necessary journals and scribed what has become a Saturday morning favourite for the Scout regulars.

Normally this wouldn’t be such a mission. Today however, is my birthday. Not just any birthday, but one that would render me useless as a footballer, unless I was a goalkeeper of Dave Beasant proportions. Well perhaps not proportions – his legs went on forever. You get my drift though – I’m passed it.

I can however, still knock out the articles – which is a good thing for lovers of a morning stroll before the gameweek deadline.

Will Rafael Van der Vaart start against the Trotters?

We’ve been deliberating the state of Van der Vaart’s hamstring all week. Over the season, we spend more time pondering the Tottenham man’s body parts than is healthy. It comes with the territory with the Dutchman – potentially devastating when in the side and firing, Van der Vaart always walks the hamstring twang tightrope. Inevitably, once or twice a season he falls off, and we spend several gameweeks when he’s going to manage to regain perfect balance.

The signs look good this week though. With steady sales throughout the last few days, the bad news for those who lost patience with Van der Vaart’s fragility, is that he’s been confirmed as fit and in contention for the meeting with Bolton. The question is, will Harry Redknapp throw him straight in his starting lineup, ousting the unfortunate Jermain Defoe?

The press boys certainly think so. Every one of our morning papers – The Sun, The Mail, The Guardian, The Telegraph, The Independent and The Times – has Van der Vaart starting up with Emmanuel Adebayor.

If that proves to be the case, the odds seem in favour of the Tottenham front two finding further joy and Fantasy profits. Those who shifted Van der Vaart for the Togo striker will hope that the points share works in their favour. Those who shed the Dutchman for assets outside of the Tottenham attack, will just be praying for an off day or another twang.

What about United’s back four?

With Phil Jones rested for the 1-1 with Newcastle last time out and Carling Cup action in midweek, there’s a distinct lack of security within Alex Ferguson’s rearguard. Which is ironic – because of late, in terms of defensive performance – they’ve been arguably the most secure defence around.

This morning’s press are pretty much unanimous on Ferguson’s likely lineup at Villa Park. They go with a recall for Phil Jones at right-back, with Nemanja Vidic, Rio Ferdinand and Patrice Evra completing matters. The Mail deviate somewhat, they have Chris Smalling at right-back, with no place again for Jones.

There’s quite a bit of variation elsewhere however, with Ryan Giggs making an appearance in the centre of midfield in several predicted lineups – notably The Times and The Telegraph. The general consensus is that Nani and Ashley Young will man the flanks, with Wayne Rooney remaining in attack with Javier Hernandez.

Will Royston Drenthe make a return?

The Dutchman look so tempting a fortnight ago – struck down by a training ground ankle injury however, his prospects now look dented. Drenthe remains a doubt for the Goodison clash with Stoke; could he possibly make a return to Everton’s starting lineup and earn profit against the travel-sick Potters?

The press don’t seem optimistic on his chances. The Independent have Drenthe starting on the left, with Diniyar Bilyaletdinov making way but they are the only member of this morning’s press to put their neck on the line and predict a recall for the on loan flyer. Every other paper goes with Bilyaletdinov continuing on the left-flank in tandem with Baines, following his assist for Fellaini’s goal at Bolton last weekend.

Surely Sergio Aguero starts up front for City?

You’d have thought so having started on the bench in the midweek Carling Cup tie. However, with a crucial Champions League tie looming, there’s some concern that Roberto Mancini may trip us up again with Norwich pay visit.

The bad news is, some of the press certainly have cold feed when it comes to Aguero’s selection. The Times go with Edin Dzeko up front in a 4-5-1, as do The Independent. There’s a real split here, with The Guardian, The Mail, The Telegraph and The Sun all preferring Aguero, with two of the four opting for Mario Balotelli as his partner in a 4-4-2.

Inconclusive then – we’ve certainly opted for Aguero in our Scout Picks this week – backing Mancini’s need for three points having scramble to a draw at Anfield last weekend. If he plays, Aguero owners will surely be fancying profits from a Norwich defence that has failed to register a single clean sheet all season.

Any other points of interest?

There’s some tidbits that cause a frown or too. Quite a few of the predicted lineups go with Andrei Arshavin for another start in the Arsenal lineup at Wigan. Gervinho is missing from the sides listed in The Sun, The Times and The Telegraph.

Nobody seems certain what Mick McCarthy will do with his formation or his strikers – with Kevin Doyle and Stephen Fletcher both possibly back in the frame, the overwhelming majority go with a 4-4-2, shifting Jamie O’Hara back to a deeper central midfield role. Personally, I don’t see a sudden shift in tactics from McCarthy for such a crucial game. Without the protection of the suspended Karl Henry, it seems odd that he’d take a body out of midfield and go with a pair of strikers who have only just returned from injury. Sunderland will turn up with a 4-5-1, it makes sense that McCarthy will match that. I could be horribly wrong however – the press certainly think so.

Good luck for the gameweek folks. I’ll pass you over to Sir Paulos to run the show while I’ll enjoy the rest of my birthday weekend. A big points haul from Mr Baines would do me nicely.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Screaming Midget
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    RVP is more a fave to score this weekend.

    RVP: 62%
    Adebayor: 58%

    RVP to score 2 or more: 27%
    Adebayor: 25%

    Just to give some of you even more brain fog.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Well, that's as may be - but what lies behind them figures? And do they include the absence of Wheater and Reo-Coker? 😉

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      1. McDog
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        No Alcatraz for Wigan...

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          He's gorn orf, anyway. ðŸ™

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  2. dylan
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    westwood (ruddy)
    wilkinson j evans jones santos (simpson)
    bale VdV young (reo-coker, ferguson)
    ba aguero(vc) RVP(c)

    how am i lookin for GW14???

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    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      38p

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    2. Arse Craic
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Evans? Reo Coker? Ferguson?
      Lots of points....bad points.

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    3. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      u have a very good 11 but awful subs..

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    4. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      32pts

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  3. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Lmao I've never seen FFS just before deadline. BEDLAM!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Huh! It's quiet today ... 😀

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        This IS true ^^^^^^^^^^

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      2. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        New page every 90 seconds... don't want to see it busy!

        I think I'll tune in at 3pm to see how bad it grts

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  4. piers
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Krul or Vorm?

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  5. Le Bluff
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    All those deliberating over Ade/RVP for the Captaincy.. I have both but I am going for BAINES (c)! No joke. I might still be drunk..

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    1. Dynamic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Nice differential, could pay off, or could fail.

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      It's gonna make for a boring captaincy if Stoke score early.

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      1. Le Bluff
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Not really. I'm banking on his attacking potential. A CS would almost be a bonus.

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Ahhh fair play good point. Still a clean sheet is posible, could work wonders.

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    3. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Good lucky.. I hope it pays off for you. I was deliberating this move myself.. but don't think I need to take the risk*

      (*I'm too much of a coward to take it from RvP)

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  6. Manani
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    shawX to who?
    want to get rid of him as soon as possible.

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    1. cechmate
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Jags

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      1. Manani
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        i have 0 fund

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    2. Manani
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      is boyata a good choice? is he a nailed starter?
      just want to make a 3rd sub

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  7. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    2 minutes

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  8. Chewy Toffee
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Mate has Ade RVP and the Yak.

    Guess who he's given the armband to?

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    1. Le Bluff
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      No way?!

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Would he be a Toffees fan by any chance?

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      1. Chewy Toffee
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        He's a Rovers fan. Reckons Yak's rediscovered his form due to Venky's Fried Chicken.

        We used to do a similar thing at Goodison where we held burgers for the Yak above the opposition goal.

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    3. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Yak!

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    4. Chewy Toffee
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Feed the Yak and he will score!

      Put a tenner on the fat man to score & Rovers to win 😀

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  9. Aditya K
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Any good bets for the top scorers? rvp ade vdv??

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  10. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    i’m just following TotalFpl and giving RvP the (c), Ade the (Vc) and keeping Bale, VdV and Silva in mdfld….

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    1. Aditya K
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Beware of K.K..he might capt Rvp!! lolz

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  11. In Like Flynn.
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Ding, Ding, Ding,......Seconds Away.......Round 14

    May the Birthday Boys have a great score this week, and their pension books arrive on time.

    For the rest of us here no more than two points behind them.

    Good Luck to all.................Hereeeee Weee Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

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    1. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      ... :/

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Shadduppayouface! 😉

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      1. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        😀 All the best Doosra, who has the pennant?

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  12. CFCTom
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Thats your lot folks! 😀

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  13. nzsheep
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Im going to go Baines (c) - should see some movement in the congested work mini league

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  14. Dave Bauer
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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  15. Mr Smith
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    So what is this Mata/Sturridge bench rumour, true or unfounded?

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    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      you will know in 30 minutes

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    2. Anyonebutdavidpleat
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      god i wish that was true on both counts, give me a good chance in PP Cup

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    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      It was a joke

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    4. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Unfounded.

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  16. jayzico
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    NEVER HAD THE BALLS.

    armband been on aguero all week. just stuck it on mr safe. damn. there goes my breaking into the top 100k

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  17. Oliver Reed
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Time gentlemen..

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  18. drughi
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    i need chelsea arsenal and tottenham to win big otherwise i'm screwed

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    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      chelsea won't win big..the rest will

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      1. drughi
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        i think chelsea will win 2-1 and hopefully its lamp and sturr scoring hehe

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  19. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    what happens if you press confirm team, then you go the 'fpl is updating screen?'

    will the change be confirmed or not?

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    1. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      15 extra baps, nice one.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      You will have to be patient ... RVP captain, still? 😉

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        i changed to ade, pressed confirm team JUST as it hit 11.30!

        so i think rvp is still cap'n

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Nah, too late.

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    4. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      i will do this next week as an experiment but will use my 2nd and 3rd subs as the guineepig..no tinkering with the 11..

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    5. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I doubt it Disparate. ðŸ™

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  20. Skor Hattricksson
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Its done. Adebayor captain. Brown, NDyer, Suarez out... Jags, OHara, Ba in for an 8pt hit. I'm hoping I didnt lose my my mind at the last minute. These kinds of things rarely work out.

    Anyone who wants to reassure me they're reasonable moves would be very kind.

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    1. Senile Delinquent
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Same captain same doubts ditching Mr reliable for Mr eratic. Based on home against leaky defence against away fairly leaky defence. Strictly logical but??????

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  21. Screaming Midget
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Team locked in... good luck all, just try not to score more than me.

    Vorm (Krul)
    Kompany Jones Ward
    Silva Bale Drenthe Walters
    RVP(c) Sturridge Adebayor(v)

    Subs: Dyer Brown Simpson

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Think my team will be about level.

      Howard
      Jones, Santos, McAuley
      VDV, Silva, Drenthe, Sess
      RVP, Hernandez, Ba

      Subs: Vorm, Simpson, Pilkington, Wilkinson.

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    2. Anyonebutdavidpleat
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Apart from Drenthe, very good team

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    3. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      2
      6,6,1
      11,2,0,2
      18,2,5

      55+2 from Dyer

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  22. Incorrigible Brat
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    so my final team
    vorm
    enrique,jones,kompany
    silva,bale,larsson,eagles
    ba,adebayor,rvp(C)

    pts???

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    1. Dave Bauer
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      50ish

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    2. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      41pts

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  23. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Locked in!
    Vorm
    Simpson Enrique Brown
    Silva Mata Bale VDV
    Ade (vc) Hernandez RVP (c)
    Bring it on and good luck folks!

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      How the f*ck can you afford that! 😯

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    2. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Sweet team ,should be in for a bumper score this week

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      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        In other words, a 30 pointer coming up 😆
        Cheers dude.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          what rank are you? mega midfield

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  24. Mr Smith
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Tick tock tick tock.....pens down, exam time over!

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I'm still furiously scribbling though.

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      1. Mr Smith
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Not in the presence of ladies, surely? Dutty boy.

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    2. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      2 hrs to discuss whether u have given the right ans with ur friends and then the results will be declared over 3 days.........LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. snals12
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Kieren Westwood,Gareth Bale-Scott Dann-Gareth McAuley-Reid-silva-nani-McCarthy-RVP-Moses-Sturridge

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  26. MARVELLUS
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Who should I start, Drenthe or....... d'oh!

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  27. Screaming Midget
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Top 5 faves to score:

    Dzeko
    RVP
    Aguero
    Balotelli
    Adebayor

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    1. CFCTom
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Ba
      Ba
      Ben Arfa
      Ba
      Cabaye

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    2. Incorrigible Brat
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      three from man city

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    3. AriseSirGiggsy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Yakubu will score today

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      1. Chewy Toffee
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        This i like.

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  28. Samwise the Brave
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Question I was on the confirm transfers page with the transfer being Drentre-->O'Hara, hit confirm and it brought me to the updating page, did i miss the deadline? or did O'hara go in(drentre was starting so i'd assume O'hara would fill his space if he went in)

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Yep, too late.

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    2. Arse Craic
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      sounds like u missed out

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    3. Dr Bronner
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Sounds as though you missed the deadline, you never know though

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    4. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      You'll find out in about 10 minutes. Updates are very fast now.

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    5. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      It's borderline if it was 11:30 but gut feeling thinks you've missed.

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    6. Starscream
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Check your team? on the "My Team" page.
      You'll see your team there, including whether if that trade went through or not.

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      1. Samwise the Brave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Can't get in to that

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    7. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Mabye it will turn out to be a good thing in the long run, if he doesn't play i do have dyer

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    8. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      MISSED IT

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  29. Starscream
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    I think judging by Redknapps comments below, both Defoe and VDV will get some gametime shared between them this Gameweek.
    Can't see Rafa getting a full game.

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  30. Tin of Directors
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Didn't make a transfer for the 2nd week running!!
    KRUL
    KOMPANY - JONES - ENRIQUE
    ARTETA - RAMSEY - SILVA - FORMICA
    STURRIDGE - AGURO (C) - RVP
    vorm - simpson - bosingwa - ferguson

    Thoughts?
    Just couldn't bring myself to take out Arteta with Wigan looming though this week will be his last if he does nothing.

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    1. Arse Craic
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Home to Everton next week?

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      1. Tin of Directors
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Can't keep waiting though.
        Don't Arsenal struggle against Everton normally if memory serves me correctly?

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    2. Crouch Potato!
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Smell my cheese!

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      1. Chewy Toffee
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Brilliant.

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      2. Tin of Directors
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        You mother! LOL

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    3. Stat virgin
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      So you just lost a free transfer for no reason? Why would you do that?

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      1. Tin of Directors
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Don't know.
        The only option for me was taking out Bos for Walker but I'm happy with my back 3 and I hate prioritising defenders over midfielders so will stick 3 at the back 9 times out of 10.

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