[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Hate that rotation
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    Is moses locked onto nigeria or can he play for england?

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  2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    On a separate note, cant believe ryan taylor is about to rise again, after returning a massive total of zero points in the last 3 GW's... What is going on there?

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    1. Hotrod
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      Santon looked fairly class today too so Taylor might struggle to get back in the team anyway

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    2. Cruicky
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      Highest scoring defender this season in points. People see that and bring him in as a result....

      I got rid after GW11.

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  3. Chris_White
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    no card. thats interesting.

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  4. Hybrid.power
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    Why didn't Ryan Taylor play today? I don't have him, just curious.

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    1. Towser44
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      Injured apparently.

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    2. Hotrod
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      Injured

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    3. Corrigan
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      Not sure, but Santon is worth a look.

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  5. Demí
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    Gotta love Wigan

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    1. Bubbles
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      Not right now I don't.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      indeed

      come on you lancastrians!

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  6. Johnny Unitas
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    Kalou is going to steal the sh*t out of Sturridge's thunder I think.

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    1. moment
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      ha. Not exactly. Cole assist. Nothing for Mata (C), but happy as a Chelsea fan.

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  7. Back on the horse
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    Ba day at the office. I like it.

    could have had "Ba humbug" too, cos it's xmas and he has been miserly with the points...

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      lets hope they ain't saving that headline for next weekend!

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      1. Back on the horse
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        I think they are...

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  8. Nomar
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    I kind of figured it'd be this kind of performance by Chelsea after beating Man City.

    Case of 'after the Lord Mayor's show' again.

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  9. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Anyone betting tom 4 games will draw 0-0 ?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      both teams will score in city arse

      good bet right there

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    2. Bubbles
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      What is your obsession with 0-0 today?!

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  10. Salah’s Sonnet
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    So glad i didnt get rid of anyone for mata this GW, also captaining ade could turn out to be the best thing to happen, anyone else captain ade?

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    1. Tommy J
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      yep

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    2. Chris_White
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      over here!

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    3. Johnny Unitas
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      Nope, Sturridge here, and he has been quiet since the first 20 mins.

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  11. Chris_White
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    torres goal assisted by kalou is in the making. just sayin

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  12. SPorting
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    my league leader has Mata (c) and i just have a standard Mata.

    currently in the position of wanting Mata to score but not really.

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    1. Chris_White
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      haha im in the exact same spot

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    2. Tommy J
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      Does it Mata either way if your captain does the same!

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      1. SPorting
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        yep.

        i have Ade (C) and he doesn't have Ade at all 😀

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  13. Demí
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    It was Riquelme FFS!!

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    1. The Red Viper
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      +100

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  14. Sun Jihai
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    My opponent in H2H has Terry, Lamps and Drogba (C) while I have no Chelsea coverage so hoping for the 0-0 or a Wigan win!

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    1. Sun Jihai
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      And, screw that! Haha

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  15. THE SQUARE ONE
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    Sweet goal!

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  16. PFOR
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    Sturridge (C)

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  17. Towser44
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    Sturridge goal!

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  18. Johnny Unitas
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    WHAT.A.F*CKING.GOAL.

    (C) 😉

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  19. SPorting
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    Studge!

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  20. sotothemightygreek
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    Danny Boy!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      yes?

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  21. Bubbles
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    DANNY BOY! BOO-YA!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      WHAT?!

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      1. Bubbles
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        Haha!

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  22. Mull
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    Sturridge 1-0

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    1. Mull
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      Cole Assist.

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  23. Jinswick
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    Cracking ball and strike. Blo*dy Danny Sturridge!!! Meh

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  24. Towser44
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    Ashley Cole assist

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  25. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    Lol that was classic commentators curse from burley! Perfect timing!

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  26. The Red Viper
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    F*ck off Sturridge!

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  27. Chris_White
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    there ya go danny 😉

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  28. Hybrid.power
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    Sturrrridddgegegegegege!!!

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    1. DanMed
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      😀

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  29. Nomar
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    Quality finish by Sturridge!

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  30. UnderstandablyDistraught
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    Sail on Capt Studge

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