[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Hate that rotation
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    WHAT AN IDIOT. Cech is injured and he does that.

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    1. Menly
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      +1

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  2. moment
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Studge off. My day is done. 8 to go tomorrow though.

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  3. GullyOne
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    AVB is taking the piss with Torres why isn't he playing him?

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    1. Holy See
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      It really is a mystery.

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  4. Cruicky
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Lol No Torres...

    Just sell him, £20M back to Liverpool or back to Spain - maybe Malaga or someone.

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  5. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Sturridge off for Malouda.

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  6. Tim
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    VDV needs to deliver this week. Must be his last chance for most.

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    1. Mr Sarcastic
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      No way, he'll be in my team at least for gw20.
      Gotta be patient.
      Many did vdv to mata this week and didn't work (at least not today).
      I wouldn't go for tot dgw without him, but that's just me.

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  7. Jinswick
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Baines 2, Mata 3, Ba 2, Studge 6(+BPs). Having none of them this week, I will take that!!

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Micah Richards and Adam are going to destroy your week 😉

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      1. Jinswick
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Haha, you need something very, very special from thos 2 to have any chance. Amazing rank this season though - I feel like I'm Scunthorpe playing MUN at OT, 1-0 up with 5 mins to go.... 😉

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  8. Screaming Midget
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Yeah good managerial decision there... take off the only scorer of the game when you're only leading 1-0.

    Or can I assume Sturridge has took a knock?

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Actually ignore me... it's last 10 mins or so already... he's resting the boy 🙂

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    2. Jinswick
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Knee to the bum

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    3. applebonkers
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      knee in the back minutes earlier, tottenham in midweek. him looking annoyed as he went off suggested he was fine so nothing to worry about. 9 points, job done

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  9. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Why was Torres doing warm up thing ?

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    1. The Bandit
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      He needs the exercise...

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  10. Johnny Unitas
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Chelsea could still drop 2 points here you know.

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    1. Sun Jihai
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Especially since Moses is still playing 😉

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    2. Viper
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      hopefully..

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    3. Tim
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      hope so

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    4. Waldaz
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      Bingo!

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  11. Menly
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Well the old guard are unlikely to do anything now, so 3 bps for the Sturridge do you guys reckon?

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    1. Menly
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Actually scrap that Terry will probably still poach it

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      1. Rwilliams90
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Cashley got the assist remember...

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      2. Hate that rotation
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        or Cashley. Assist+CS.

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    2. Kanus hat trick
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      3 for Terry, 0 for Sturridge probably

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    3. moment
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Don't recall him having any shots off target, which as any fule kno is a sure sign of an undeserving striker. So probably.

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    4. shite_factor
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      Hope so. Sturr looks like he will bethe back bone of my total score this week.

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  12. Johnny Unitas
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Ashley Cole will probably get the 3 actually, Sturridge 2.

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      8*2=16 Not bad. I hope Ade doesnt get more.

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  13. Towser44
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Does the PPI index include completed passes? Tightly matched between the 2 teams (418 to 419) a couple of mins ago.

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  14. Laserface
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Captained Mata ..what a waste !! Anyway, scored 25 today with Nani,Bale,RVP,Suarez,Enrique and Richards to go ...
    I guess the average score will be around 20 tonite ..

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  15. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    WWWWWWWIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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  16. shite_factor
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    lol lol lol

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  17. Towser44
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Gomez goal 1-1

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  18. King Eric, in America
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Gomeeeeeez!

    Hero.

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  19. Holy See
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Gomez, good lad. 1-1.

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  20. Grimes
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    There it is! GOmez is on fire!

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  21. THE SQUARE ONE
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    Gomez!

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  22. Jinswick
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Yes!!!!!

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  23. Optimus.
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    lol gomez

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  24. Dirty Dhalsim
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    scenes.

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  25. Tim
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    get in!!!!!!!!!

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  26. Bubbles
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    Ooooooh!

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  27. Demí
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan you beauties

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  28. Mull
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    1-1 Gomezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  29. PL Ball
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    GET IN WIGAN XD

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  30. The Finnisher
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Gomeezzzzz
    Wigan!
    Ha, f*ck you AVB for taking Mata off!

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    1. Kanus hat trick
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      + 1 saw it coming too, Bosingwa =opposition goals. Stupid AVB!

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    2. Grimes
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Jackoff, how could you not play the (Super)Vorm??

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