[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
26 December 2011 1664 comments
Mark Mark
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Expectations were high. We’ve had out fill of Christmas spirit, it was now left to Fantasy football to cheer us – to gift wrap a bountiful gameweek of goals and clean sheets. We anticipated a feast of football, we were fed warmed-up leftovers.

Lacklustre performances, rotating team-sheets and early substitutions conspired to produce what, so far, has been the most ordinary gameweek imaginable.

Cheslea’s tepid showing in the 1-1 draw with Fulham started proceedings, offering an early warning; Sir Alex Ferguson’s teamsheet then added to the frustration. Phil Jones’ absence was signposted, while the United boss understandably preserved his punch drunk starlet, the decision to rest Wayne Rooney to the bench took us all by surprise. While we will go into gameweek 19 anticipating heavy tinkering, Rooney was fully expected to be in the lineup and well placed for heavy profits when Wigan arrived at Old Trafford.

Another 5-0 scoreline, with a hat-trick for the forgotten Dimitar Berbatov, rubbed salt into this particular wound. The Bulgarian claiming his third goal from the spot, with Rooney on the pitch. There were further twists from United’s rout – with Jones absent, Jonny Evans was also denied a clean sheet, removed at half-time following a first half booking, nursing a calf injury. With a Nani blank, only those who had the foresight to acquire the slow-burning Antonio Valencia will come out of United’s canter with profit.

Elsewhere, we were left with scraps. City’s stalemate at the Hawthorns delivered another blank for Sergio Aguero, Liverpool once again struggled to notch goals – this time against basement club Blackburn, who also spoiled the anticipated clean sheet.

Only those who kept faith Newcastle’s assets following their recent slump, can really muster any satisfaction. Ryan Taylor marked his return to the starting lineup with an assist to accompany the Reebok cleanie, while Demba Ba again demonstrated his deadly consistency – his goal, a fourteenth of the season, sealed the three points and gave the Senegal striker six strikes in six games.

Even so, with just Stoke and Villa left to play, Boxing Day passed with whimper. Boozed-up and bloated, this was a soporific day which saw our Fantasy lineups do little but go through the motions. The holiday is over – get ‘em in early for training in the morning.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. RedGun
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    who do you guys think will score more untill jan WC:
    A) Song and Sturridge
    B) Valencia and Morison/Helguson

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    1. Derailed Bandwagon
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      B

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      1. RedGun
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        thanks for the reply and which out of morison/helg would you prefer?

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    2. Dirty Dhalsim
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      B - And Morison.

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    3. Indalo
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      B and Morison over Helguson

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  2. Hate that rotation
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    This game desperately needs a diver who can win a penalty for Walters. The only way.

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  3. Rojo's Modern Life
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    Look at what FPL has done to us. As if any sane neutral would be watching this without players involved. Absolute gash

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      I am waiting for my Shawcross goal.

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      1. heartsattack
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        I'm waiting on my Huth goal. I have to say he's mastered the old let the ball bounce aimlessly off the top of your head trick.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Huth has more chance than Shawcross, that's for sure.

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          1. jamsiep
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            Think I'll be getting Huth in for Evans this week. Not entirely sure what was happening earlier in the season, but Big Rob seems to have [rightfully] earned his place back in the side at centre back.

            Last season he was an absolute points monster.

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            1. Jack Frost
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              14 years, 2 months ago

              Yes, Huth strangely underperformed, something about wanting to go back to Germany was the only thing I found. He was amazing over a run of about ten games last spring.

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      2. Sammy
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        Hi mate.. I just joined your league..

        Also.. This games shite.. Actually woke up early to see it..

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          Nice bench. At least you didn't have Evans.

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  4. Enrique
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    Gutted about Rooney captain 🙁

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    1. jamsiep
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Apparently you're not allowed to be upset, you have to think about those living under cardboard blankets instead.

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        😆

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      2. AP
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        Nothing like a priest to throw petrol on a fire.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Ooo - class!!!

          *straight face*

          Naughty, naughty! 😆

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      3. Menly
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        😆

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    2. Hate that rotation
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      You were unlucky nobody saw that coming.

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        1. jamsiep
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          Buggu? Is that you?

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Did it ruin your Christmas too?

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      felling the same way about Nani, esp as my main rival has captained RvP. I have him just not captained him. Have a 10 point lead with Raylor still to be subbed in, could be an interesting day tomorrow.

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  5. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Aaaaahhhhhh! Come on Walters!!!

    Terrible game and Aston Villa nearly scored. What a game week!?!?

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  6. applebonkers
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    shotton over pennant is blatantly due to his throw.

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    1. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      True. Shotton should be benched if it wasn't for that. Crazy they even changed the pith size so I guess they feel obliged to play him hahaha.

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      1. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        *pitch

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      Seems to improve Etherington's overall play

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  7. Smarty Pants
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    i want goals

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    1. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      1 from Walters and 1 from Shawcross please.

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  8. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Dreading a goal every time Stoke have a corner

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    1. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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      Yeah. Aston Villa were supposed to be shit at set pieces. I expected a goal from Shawcross or Huth tbh.

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  9. applebonkers
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    pretty sure that was wilson not walters

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  10. TorresMagic™
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Wow, that was close. Back to sleep.

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    1. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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      LOL

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  11. Indalo
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Unless Bale and Adebayor completely tear Norwich apart I'm out of the Fantasy Cup 🙂

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    1. Mull
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      He transferred in Berbatov 😆

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      1. Indalo
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        I know the clever **** 😮

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    2. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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      Yes please!

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  12. jamsiep
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    If RVP is rested tomorrow I may struggle to make double figures.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      I pray he is, my main rival captained him, I did not., if him and Bale or BAE don't make it i have McAuley and his 8 points waiting for me.

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      1. Low-Life
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        If RVP is rested tomorrow and I end up having Nani as captain I'll be so gutted I'll kill myself.

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  13. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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    Wait, did Woodgate just come off?

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      yes for pennant.

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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        14 years, 2 months ago

        FFS! Could Pulis not wait 4 more minutes

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Yahoo need better rules. 😆

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    2. heartsattack
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      Yeah.

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  14. Hate that rotation
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Comon get those balls in the box.

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  15. TorresMagic™
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    I gave a points prediction of 9 this week. Wasn't that far off.

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  16. cesc_fabremax
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    how many bonus points for Bainsey?

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    1. jamsiep
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      3, apparently.

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      1. Le Bluff
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        Really? 🙂

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        1. jamsiep
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          Errrr... yes.

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          1. Le Bluff
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            14 years, 2 months ago

            I'll take anything to get closer to my cup opponent who has Berba (c).

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    2. applebonkers
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      2 or 3

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  17. jamsiep
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    Come on Villa, just score already.

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    1. Menly
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      -1. That would ruin my xmas

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      1. AP
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        Would it though. Would it really.

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        1. Menly
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          14 years, 2 months ago

          Naaaaaaah 😉

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        don't you know you can't say that

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        1. Menly
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          😀

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  18. Sammy
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    My cup opponent is ranked 2.5 mil. No transfers made since the start. Wildcard still intact and he's teams worth 99mil. Looks like he's not an avid player.. In saying that the mofo is sitting on 34 points with 4 to play...

    I on the other hand am ranked 130k, Teams wort 106.4 and am sitting at 14 points With 5 to go.. At although my cap hasn't played..

    Either go RVP or goodbye cup in the first round..

    Horrible game week...

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  19. Henry Hill
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Those sleeping in shop doorways under cardboard blankets tonight should count themselves lucky they are not watching Stoke v Villa

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    1. jamsiep
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      😀

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    2. Salah’s Sonnet
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      haha!!

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    3. Dirty Dhalsim
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      lol.

      what exactly is a cardboard blanket anyway?

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    4. gravless
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      What if it's Currys, Comet or any other electronics retailer?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Then they have the best of both Worlds ...

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  20. TorresMagic™
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    N'Zogbia, the new Gibson?

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    1. jamsiep
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      N'Zogbia was selfishly shooting on a football pitch before Gibson was even born.

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    2. Dirty Dhalsim
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Michael Gray on BBC Radio Five Live:

      'I don't think N'Zogbia is the best defender in the world'.

      No sh!t Sherlock.

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  21. Locarno
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Bringing in Etherington is proving to be the master-stroke I envisaged....

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  22. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    My Father-in-Law is on 36, apparently. Won't stop grinning at me ...

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      How old is he?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        83.

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    2. AP
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      Put some washing up liquid in his hot toddy. That'll sort him out.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        I can't - I'm really fond of the old bugger ... 😀

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      2. applebonkers
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        lol

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  23. TorresMagic™
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    League has hit 222. 🙂

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    1. gravless
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      double nelson

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        😆

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Raise both feet off the ground ...

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            223, safe now.

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            1. cesc_fabremax
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              which one?

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              1. TorresMagic™
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                All of them?

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  24. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    How does a player like Jones get to play. Terrible just terrible! What a waste of space, I would even put another mid for him. Walters has no one to play with besides Etherington.

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    1. jamsiep
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      Jones is a more gifted footballer than Walters.

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  25. tevezthetroll
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    It's a sad day when your biggest hitters are Nani, Silva and Walters with 3 points each.

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    1. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      True. I did a crazy Silva > Bale for a hit this week. Might payoff...

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      1. tevezthetroll
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        That probably will pay off.

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  26. J0E
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    If it stays like this I'm on 17 from 5. An all time record of total shitness.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Can I interest you in some quality bog roll?

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    2. jamsiep
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      7 from 5 here.

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  27. Compulsive Transfer Policy
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    I don't care if Walters doesn't score, I just want a Shawross CS at this point!

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  28. super zlatan
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    Villa have played well 2nd half

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  29. Pablitto
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    evening lads
    Just looking to the results of manu ... 5:0! and Rooonpig 27min and Evans 45 min +yelloow??? Wtf I got 1 point from that vilagos in totall... want to ask about Evans - was he injuried when he was subed?

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    1. Baby Face Nelson
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      injured

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      1. Pablitto
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        cheers mate

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    2. Pablitto
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      soorry forgot i put lindegaard there too 🙂

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  30. div
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    If Ba is going away next month who would you replace him with?

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    1. Art Vandelay
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      Adebayor for me. If you don't have Ade, the transfer does itself.

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      1. div
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        Got Ade already...

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          then Sturridge

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        same for me

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