634x258 Preamble
30 November 2013 2232 comments
Mark Mark
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I’m not too good at keeping secrets. Those of you who allow me assault your ears via the ScoutCast will know that I’m currently adopting a media blackout when it comes to my Fantasy Premier League lineup.

While that’s proved fun for a while, it makes bearing my soul in this article on a Saturday morning rather tricky. With an hour to go, then, it’s time to disperse the fog of war and reveal all. Not least because I’m panicking that I’ve made another error in a season seemingly littered with them.

I’ve sold Wayne Rooney.

There it is – it’s out there. Stuck out in a paragraph all on its own it looks just as scary as I thought it would. Let’s try to fix that…

I’ve bought Sergio Aguero and Luis Suarez.

There. I feel slightly better.

Are my fears totally banished, though? Far from it. I slept restlessly in my bed last night, with Granville’s Mancunian drawl haunting my thoughts – he was adamant that selling Rooney was an error. Once again, I may soon have to admit that he’s right. That’s becoming a habit.

There was clearly an element of knee-jerk involved in my decision. I’d just seen Aguero and Suarez hit double figures again and, while Rooney did the business for me at Cardiff, in the long-term, I just don’t see him keeping pace with the South American pair, or indeed wearing my armband with the same degree of comfort.

Admittedly, David Moyes’ recent claims that a rest for Rooney was imminent played their part. As does Robin van Persie’s inevitable return to the team and the scoresheet. Then there’s Rooney’s likely suspension before the New Year. Can he possibly go seven, maybe eight domestic matches without another yellow? I very much doubt it.

Even so, while all these factors had me reach for the eject button, I know full well that December could see United step up, which will surely mean further returns for Rooney. Equally, I’m slightly concerned that the form of Suarez and Aguero may not be maintained, certainly not at their current improbable rate of goals and Fantasy returns.

I can probably accept some regression from Suarez and Aguero. I could probably stand to watch Rooney rack up more goals. However, I’m not sure I could face Granville if my four point hit and Rooney rejection plays into his hands and has him ride off into the mini-league distance.

A few weeks ago I declared that I’d start ā€œplayingā€ Fantasy Football again. A few weeks, points hits and several skin-of-my-teeth decisions later, I’m kind of craving the safe existence of my early season. Sure, perhaps I was doomed to failure, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t destined to crash and burn quite so spectacularly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Optimus.
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    12 years, 9 days ago

    Please stay on the bench Baker!!..I need Wards 2 points šŸ˜†

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    1. LewanGOALski
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      CS and goal for Ward today

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    2. goneill79
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      Why so sure only 2 points?

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    3. Jax
      • 16 Years
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      1 point.

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  2. ā˜…FC Borecelonaā˜…
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    RIP my FPL team

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  3. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
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    Two down already. Not a good start.

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
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      Make that three.

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  4. Demí
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    Stekelenburg; Zverotic, Hughes, Amorebieta, Richardson; Duff, Sidwell, Parker, Kasami; Taarabt; Bent

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Taarabt. Firmly in the never again pile šŸ™‚

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  5. FantasyNik123
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    My saturday has just become worse.

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  6. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    The importance of 13 outfield players to come out in the next month.

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    1. Jönny
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      I've been trying really hard to make sure I have 13 who will play, but injuries/rotation are making it really tricky. Good old Kagisho on my bench though, he can normally be relied on for a 1-2 point cameo šŸ™„

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      This ^^^^ As I might have mentioned myself once or twice. šŸ˜‰

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  7. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    Sam Allardyce benching Ravel Morisson?

    Does he watch the games? He's a beast.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
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      Killing the hype

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    2. Qubit
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Maybe he thinks theres a high chance of another yellow for him in this match?

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  8. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
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    Still no Theo. next week for sure

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    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Don't bet on it....are they struggling ?

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  9. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
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    Walcott hat trick off the bench coming up.

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Yes please

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
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      That face on your soul scout šŸ˜†

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    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
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      I like optimism.

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  10. Scottys Army
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    So any apologies after the stick the twitter lad got for saying ravel was not starting

    thought not .....

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Is he on here?

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      1. Scottys Army
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 days ago

        no idea but people give abuse out and then silence if the source is right

        classy

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
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          I didn't see any abuse towards stranger twitter source dude tbh

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          1. Scottys Army
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 9 days ago

            i saw

            what would he know and clueless

            to name a couple

            lol

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  11. goneill79
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    12 years, 9 days ago

    How can a game where u pick players & get points make me happy so much,feckin love it.

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  12. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    What... I took Morrison in for a hit! šŸ™

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  13. DRIZ āœ…
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    Why is Ravel not starting? fuming at that decision watch you people

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  14. FantasyNik123
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    Great. Now I need Kasami to play exceptionally well.

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  15. GoonerByron
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    12 years, 9 days ago

    Ravel and Walcott benched in my first 11 😐

    Baker benched 1st sub 😐

    Jedinak and Rosenior (?) ready and waiting šŸ™

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      rosenior's game is tomorrow

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  16. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
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    Anybody not been shot by the picks ?

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    1. goneill79
      • 14 Years
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      Me.5 at the back looking good this gw.

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 days ago

        Still got my five safe(!) picks at the back..they just haven't got the best of fixtures

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    2. Qubit
      • 16 Years
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      Im safe. For now..... (will be sweating on Coutinho though)

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 days ago

        Brought Ravmo in...sheesh...

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    3. onionbarje
      • 14 Years
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      me

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  17. FORCA INTER
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    12 years, 9 days ago

    what can i expect from my amazing subs?

    Paiters , Brady , Clyne

    3X2 would be nice , but some possible minus points on the way

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    1. DRIZ āœ…
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      12 years, 9 days ago

      awful subs there maybe minus points

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  18. Ludo
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    Think it's time for Barkley out soon - rate him as a player, but really need guaranteed starters over the upcoming busy period.

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  19. Demí
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    12 years, 9 days ago

    Diame starts as predicted. GWM will be happy

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Thanks for the lists Demi.

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  20. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    This may be the most boring 3pm kick offs ever

    Cardiff Arsenal 0-0 just to rub it in

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
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      ***These

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  21. Messi & fabregas
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    Which combination is more likely to get LESS rotated over the festive fixtures?

    A) Oscar + Valencia

    B) Coutinho + Valencia

    C) Coutinho + Lampard ?

    thanks

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      All the same imo

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  22. Parm
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    • 13 Years
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    Full team news:

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    Aston Villa: Guzan, Bacuna, Vlaar, Clark, Luna, Delph, Westwood, El Ahmadi, Agbonlahor, Benteke, Weimann

    Subs: Steer, Baker, Lowton, Albrighton, Sylla, Tonev, Kozak.

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    Sunderland: Mannone, Bardsley, Dossena, Brown, O'Shea (c), Ki, Gardner, Larsson, Borini, Giaccherini, Fletcher.

    Subs: Johnson, Celustka, Colback, Altidore, Roberge, Cattermole, Pickford.

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    Cardiff City: Marshall, Taylor, Caulker, Turner, Whittingham, Medel, Campbell, Kim, Mutch, Cowie, Theophile-Catherine.

    Subs: Lewis; Hudson, Cornelius, Odemwingie, Noone, Gunnarsson, Bellamy

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    Arsenal: Szczesny; Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs; Arteta, Ramsey; Wilshere, Ozil, Cazorla; Giroud

    Subs: Fabianski, Monreal, Vermaelen, Flamini, Walcott, Rosicky, Gnabry

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    Everton: Howard, Coleman, Oviedo, Distin, Jagielka, Deulofeu, Pienaar, Barry, McCarthy, Osman, Lukaku

    Subs: Joel, Hibbert, Heitinga, Jelavic, Mirallas, Barkley, Stones

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    Stoke City: Begovic; Cameron, Shawcross (c), Muniesa, Pieters; Walters, Whelan, Nzonzi, Adam, Assaidi; Crouch.

    Subs: Sorensen, Wilkinson, Wilson, Ireland, Palacios, Shea, Jones

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    Norwich: Ruddy; Martin, R Bennett, Bassong (c), Olsson; Fer, Howson, Redmond, Hoolahan, Elmander, Hooper.

    Subs: Nash, Whittaker, Johnson, Turner, Garrido, Becchio, Josh Murphy.

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    Crystal Palace: Speroni, Ward, Gabbidon, Delaney, Moxey, Jedinak, Dikgacoi, Bannan, Puncheon, Chamakh, Jerome.

    Subs: Price, Mariappa, Phillips, O'Keefe, Gayle, Jonny Williams, Kebe

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    West Ham: Jaaskelainen, Demel, Tomkins, Collins, McCartney, Noble, Diame, Downing, Nolan, Jarvis, Maiga.

    Subs: Adrian, Collison, Taylor, Morrison, O'Brian, C.Cole, J.Cole

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    Fulham: Stekelenburg; Zverotic, Hughes, Amorebieta, Richardson; Duff, Sidwell, Parker, Kasami; Taarabt; Bent.

    Subs: Stockdale, Senderos, Ruiz, Kacaniklic, Karagounis, Boateng and Dembele.

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    1. SW6
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      What a guy šŸ™‚

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Format fail šŸ™

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    3. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Lovely šŸ™‚

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    4. FantaCity
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      thanks as ever

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    5. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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      12 years, 9 days ago

      Why rmorr is on the bench is beyond me

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      1. Jax
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        this x 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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    6. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Thanks Parmtree.

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 days ago

        Any chance you could remove the excess dashes creeping into the next line, looks untidy.

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    7. Jax
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      so west ham have a striker playing today!

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    8. Q--
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      12 years, 9 days ago

      Mirrallas !! Morrison !!

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  23. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    Looks like Double Saints defence for me vs Chelsea..

    No M.Turner , up comes Clyne

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    1. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Same here, bring on a CS

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    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      he's on the bench

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  24. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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    12 years, 9 days ago

    Happy I got cabaye instead of morrison last night

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  25. SpartaBallas
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    12 years, 9 days ago

    Barkley and Murner down. Was inches away from bringing morrison in as well... This gw looking dire

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  26. SW6
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    The second coming of Moussa Dembele is almost here

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  27. Laserface
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    3/4 starting .. not that bad i suppose

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  28. onionbarje
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    Villa to run riot, shame i dont have Benteke

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
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      nope.

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  29. The Wizard of Ozil
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    With out Ravel I only have Ozil & Ramsey playing today, wonder what match I'll watch...

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  30. Seamy
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    Made a mistake in my subs bench order (i.e. Didnt alter it)

    So A. Williams will be first to come on in place of Ravel with Whittingham 3rd sub :-/

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