634x258 Preamble
30 November 2013 2232 comments
Mark Mark
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I’m not too good at keeping secrets. Those of you who allow me assault your ears via the ScoutCast will know that I’m currently adopting a media blackout when it comes to my Fantasy Premier League lineup.

While that’s proved fun for a while, it makes bearing my soul in this article on a Saturday morning rather tricky. With an hour to go, then, it’s time to disperse the fog of war and reveal all. Not least because I’m panicking that I’ve made another error in a season seemingly littered with them.

I’ve sold Wayne Rooney.

There it is – it’s out there. Stuck out in a paragraph all on its own it looks just as scary as I thought it would. Let’s try to fix that…

I’ve bought Sergio Aguero and Luis Suarez.

There. I feel slightly better.

Are my fears totally banished, though? Far from it. I slept restlessly in my bed last night, with Granville’s Mancunian drawl haunting my thoughts – he was adamant that selling Rooney was an error. Once again, I may soon have to admit that he’s right. That’s becoming a habit.

There was clearly an element of knee-jerk involved in my decision. I’d just seen Aguero and Suarez hit double figures again and, while Rooney did the business for me at Cardiff, in the long-term, I just don’t see him keeping pace with the South American pair, or indeed wearing my armband with the same degree of comfort.

Admittedly, David Moyes’ recent claims that a rest for Rooney was imminent played their part. As does Robin van Persie’s inevitable return to the team and the scoresheet. Then there’s Rooney’s likely suspension before the New Year. Can he possibly go seven, maybe eight domestic matches without another yellow? I very much doubt it.

Even so, while all these factors had me reach for the eject button, I know full well that December could see United step up, which will surely mean further returns for Rooney. Equally, I’m slightly concerned that the form of Suarez and Aguero may not be maintained, certainly not at their current improbable rate of goals and Fantasy returns.

I can probably accept some regression from Suarez and Aguero. I could probably stand to watch Rooney rack up more goals. However, I’m not sure I could face Granville if my four point hit and Rooney rejection plays into his hands and has him ride off into the mini-league distance.

A few weeks ago I declared that I’d start ā€œplayingā€ Fantasy Football again. A few weeks, points hits and several skin-of-my-teeth decisions later, I’m kind of craving the safe existence of my early season. Sure, perhaps I was doomed to failure, but I’m pretty sure I wasn’t destined to crash and burn quite so spectacularly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    OK playtime's over. Game updating, like it does every week.

    Now, let's take down names of everyone who scaremongered this morning and round them up into the extermination chambers.

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    1. r0nh
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      And ban them!!!

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    2. Kerrazy
      • 13 Years
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      ok

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  2. RooneyforLife
    • 12 Years
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    Updating

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  3. Tokenbod
    • 12 Years
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    Why do I always leave it to the last minute!

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  4. Kane Toads
    • 13 Years
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    ...here we go!!!

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  5. Pablitto
    • 15 Years
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    OK let's go lads!

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  6. r0nh
    • 14 Years
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    Bonus points out yet??

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    1. Somalion
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      šŸ˜†

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    2. Stats King-@football2space
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      BAP CHAP been here yet !

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    3. Rafabio
      • 13 Years
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      Bap Chap on previous page šŸ˜‰

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  7. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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    Trolls go back into their caves until 2:00pm today.

    They have a lie in!

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    1. Somalion
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      I'm to excited to sleep now though 😄

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      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
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        *too Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  8. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
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    RVP out, Aguero(c) in. No Utd cover scares me...

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
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      That's not what it says

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      1. Stats King-@football2space
        • 12 Years
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        OOPS ! Driving BAN , i mean. SLIP of tongue.

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        1. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
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          No discipline by the club either.

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      Oh a driving ban. That's only endangering people's lives, it's hardly as important as football!

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      1. Stats King-@football2space
        • 12 Years
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        šŸ˜†

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      2. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
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        Damn straight

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  9. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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    If Ravel doesn't play, dopegnon will come on..could be worse!

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  10. tw
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    you know it'd be real nice if Boruc could not screw up this week

    not let balls bounce over his head and not try to be cruyff. I'd very much appreciate that

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    1. Sarnab
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      Lovren is back, Chelsea won't have it easy

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      1. tw
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        unless boruc gives away goals by screwing up...... šŸ˜•

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  11. Woy of the Wovers
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    Already above average this week.

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  12. Slaps
    • 14 Years
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    I completely unnecessary hit to bing in wally for Whittingham, I need to sleep through sat morning in future...

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    1. copps
      • 14 Years
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      i quite like whittinghams fixtures for december so am keeping him. guaranteed starter during the busy month too

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      1. Slaps
        • 14 Years
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        Sorry wasnt clear, Wally in for Townsend to play over Whits...

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        1. copps
          • 14 Years
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          i am playing whitts myself, he looked sharp in the last game.

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  13. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    Do we have a name for this 20-25 min period whilst the game is updating? something like no-man's land (that's pretty poor but I'm sure you lot could do better)

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
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      Regretsland

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    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      Halfway time

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  14. SuperOsçarBaby
    • 13 Years
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    Brunt most captained

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    1. copps
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      what happened to that feature actually? i quite liked it

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    2. Caine & Co.
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      *benteke

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    3. Fitzy.
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      Super Oscar most unfunny

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  15. Tabone
    • 12 Years
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    Okay so apparently half the liverpool team is not playing.. apparently hazard, ravel arent playing.. cant wait to see how much of this is true!

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    1. copps
      • 14 Years
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      why would liverpool players be rested?

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    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
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      ravel isn't playing???

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  16. Sarnab
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    My worst case scenario

    Coutinho out/Brady plays a cameo
    Barkley plays a cameo

    Hope that doesn't occur, 2 freebies next week, will get someone special

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    1. skodaole2
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Coutinho out? Is there sth wrong with him?

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      1. Sarnab
        • 14 Years
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        Didn't train

        Demi says he's out or atmost bench

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        1. skodaole2
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 9 days ago

          Ok thx... i should have known half an hour ago...

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    2. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
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      Next Sat, or this coming Wed? I am going to keep two now, unless something forces my hand. . .

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    3. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Barkley's a midfielder not a cameo. šŸ˜‰

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  17. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    Damn. Missed another deadline. Forgot to sort out my team again. Hope I had my (C)aptain's armband on Aguero šŸ™

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    1. copps
      • 14 Years
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      Good luck on finding out after it updates šŸ˜‰

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    2. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
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      Only urself to blame. Set it night before.

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      1. Arvin-ation
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 days ago

        I know I know šŸ˜‰

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  18. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
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    I'm going to get a pasting in the Cup, opponent already had a much better team than me before his two free transfers šŸ™‚

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    1. Scottys Army
      • 12 Years
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      LOL WR

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  19. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
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    Who did you ACTUALLY captain?

    Aguero here

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    1. Caine & Co.
      • 15 Years
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      benteke

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      1. SuperOsçarBaby
        • 13 Years
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        +1

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    2. Bad Pen
      • 13 Years
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      Suarez

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    3. copps
      • 14 Years
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      same

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    4. tw
      • 14 Years
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      kun

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    5. Ravanelli
      • 14 Years
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      Suarez, but apparently he got a knock in training

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    6. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Benteke

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    7. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Did Suarez. Not really feeling it as much now after all these rumours. Could be a 0-0 šŸ™

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 9 days ago

        Don't be All on his own without having to worry about sturridge getting upset, Stevie G pushing further up, He could go nuts.

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        1. Big_Andy_GAWA
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 days ago

          Thanks mate! šŸ™‚

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    8. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
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      Aguero

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    9. Stats King-@football2space
      • 12 Years
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      OREUGA

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    10. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
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      Kün

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    11. Touré De Force
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      Suarez. Also own Aguero.

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  20. tw
    • 14 Years
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    think this is my first time having Gerrard in my team 😯

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    1. copps
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      quite a decent pick actually imo

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      1. lauxesmi 42
        • 12 Years
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        Got him 3 weeks ago, pretty handy really

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    2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      I want Coutinho...but would have to do transfer today due to price rises.

      And rumours aren't cool

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    3. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
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      Good pick

      I wish I bought Gerrard in place of Coutinho
      Gerrard much more consistent

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    4. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
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      Good choice,

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    5. Konig Luther
      • 12 Years
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      i need gerrard and lampard at least one time in my team before they retire...it's an rule of FPL

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  21. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
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    looking at the suspension tightrope I get a feeling that a lot of people will fall off today. Also next week a lot of players (casuals) will have 2ft

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
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      Don't call me a casual

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      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
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        Because they won't know about the midweek games

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  22. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
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    The game is currently being updated. Please go back to sleep and stop refreshing; you don't even have the excuse of early teamsheets this week. No seriously, GO!

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 days ago

      A4 sheet at the ready to scroll down through rival teams

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      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 days ago

        šŸ˜†

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    2. Somalion
      • 15 Years
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      You just want is to leave so you can post naked pictures of yourself to the mods 😯

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
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        I've thought this through; I have their emails

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
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          šŸ˜€

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    3. tw
      • 14 Years
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      go BACK to sleep? 😯

      don't you mean, go to sleep? šŸ˜‰

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    4. A.T
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      šŸ˜€

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  23. lauxesmi 42
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    Who starts this week for the blues? Torres or Ba?

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    1. tw
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      schurrle šŸ˜‰

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    2. Willis.
      • 13 Years
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      FT9 obviously

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  24. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 days ago

    Any one here who captained Suarez over Aguero?

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    1. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
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      I don't know what more aguero has to do to be captained at home.

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  25. Judas
    • 12 Years
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    I had two minutes to make a decision...went with this for -4:

    Ozil ---> Lampard
    Sturridge ---> Suarez

    Needed Suarez anyway, only person I could downgrade enough was Ozil.

    Migs
    Koscielny, Coleman, Dawson
    Oscar, Ramsey, Lampard, Morrison
    Aguero, Suarez, Lukaku

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    1. Judas
      • 12 Years
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      thats my team now. only had 2 mins and couldnt think who to bring in for Ozil so just did lamps as he was cheap

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  26. Dave Boozle
    • 16 Years
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    Great news everyone!!!

    Dappy has been kicked in the face by a horse.

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
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      Best news on FFS this morning.

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    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      There is a God!

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    3. Qubit
      • 16 Years
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      Poor Horse.

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  27. A.T
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    Rumour at the checkout at tesco is that Jussi is actually a satellite to Big Sams massive moon shaped head and needs to orbit him every 28 days. That's why he had to follow to west ham in the first place apparently!

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  28. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 13 Years
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    Ravel and Hazard not playing?

    Who keeps spreading this stuff?

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
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      It's Alonso14's kids. It's a little known fact that all trolls in the world are descendants of Alonso14.

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
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        Lol, he actually crashed the site that night if I remember rightly. Cost me a few points as well coz I freaked and changed players about. Its funny looking back but I was far from happy at the time

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 14 Years
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          Aaaaaand he never came back

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    2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
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      Idiots

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    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
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      Do you mean the same Ravel and Hazard i brought in last night for -4, or some other ones ?

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    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      What?

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  29. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    FT saved.

    Best GW to save them as only 3 days till next GW. Think I'll be welcoming Steve G to my team. Liverpool fixtures look good.

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    1. Somalion
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      But all the Liverpool team are dead? 😯

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    2. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
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      I almost saved it. Done the last minute change to improve my DF.

      If Ravel and Rooney get 5th booking, I'm in trouble.

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      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        I considered doing that as I only have 2 decent defenders this GW but next GW they all have decent matchups so there didn't seem any point in wasting a transfer for essentially a 1 week punt on a defender.

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