[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
18 February 2015 1910 comments
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Having assessed those sides with weak schedules over the next four-to-six Gameweeks, we now turn our attentions to those with favourable fixtures to follow. The champions look poised to benefit from some eye-catching match-ups, whilst both sides of North London also have reason for optimism.

Man City

frisking

The champions have timed their return to form to perfection ahead of some enticing fixtures. After last week’s 4-1 demolition of Stoke, Manuel Pellegrini’s men host Newcastle, Leicester and West Brom and also travel to Burnley and Palace, leaving the Gameweek 27 visit to Anfield as the only tough encounter on the horizon.

Sergio Aguero is expected to recover from the minor back problem that forced him off at the Britannia and with Yaya Toure back on board, our faith in City’s main men is certainly on the rise. Samir Nasri and David Silva were both in the points against the Potters, and with new boy Wilfried Bony potentially offering a far cheaper route into their attack, there are options aplenty here. At the back, a run of eight matches without a clean sheets underlines City’s defensive woes and few will be prepared to gamble on a porous defence that’s failed to keep out the likes of Burnley, Sunderland and Hull in recent home matches.

QPR

“frisking
Chris Ramsey couldn’t have asked for a better start at the helm after the R’s earned their first away points of the season with a 2-0 win at Sunderland. Up next, clashes with Hull, Palace, Everton and West Brom are slotted alongside a blank Gameweek 27 and double at home to Arsenal and Spurs the following week.

Charlie Austin has been the jewel in the Fantasy crown so far and is expected to shake off a foot problem in time for this weekend’s KC trip. With only a converted penalty in his last six, though, his form fell by the wayside in Harry Redknapp’s last few matches, though Ramsey’s installation could help spark him back into life. Matty Phillips’ pair of assists against the Black Cats brings him into contention as a budget option, whilst Steven Caulker and Rio Ferdinand’s partnership in defence was key to a first away clean sheet of the campaign. For those looking for a new keeper, Rob Green has made more stops than any other number one and is sure to deliver save points if his defence is breached.

Stoke

“frisking
Mark Hughes’ side approach a kind run of fixtures with a number of injury worries hanging over their heads. With the likes of Ryan Shawcross and Marc Muniesa still sidelined and doubts hanging over Marc Wilson and Erik Pieters, the 4.5-priced Philipp Wollscheid certainly looks a secure starter in the heart of defence. The schedule (avl, HUL, EVE, wba, CPL) certainly suggests points but much depends on just how many regulars will be absent for this period.

In attack, Jon Walters and Peter Crouch are the men in form but both are also uncertain to feature this weekend. With Crouch scoring in each of his last two and Mame Biram Diouf offering another option up top, it remains to be seen whether Walters can remain the preferred choice as the lone striker. Victor Moses has strong underlying stats but has yet to deliver any points in four appearances since returning from injury.

Sunderland

“frisking
Gus Poyet’s side have the fixtures but are certainly lacking form after back-to-back losses against QPR and Bradford in all competitions. Sunderland are also sweating over the fitness of Jermain Defoe, who missed the weekend cup defeat with a calf complaint. Having played a part in three of his side’s last four goals, he certainly looks the man most likely to deliver ahead of three kind home clashes (WBA, AVL, NEW) and trips to Hull and West Ham in the next six.

Poyet will also be desperate for Adam Johnson to rediscover the form that served up three goals and an assist between Gameweek 16-20 but beyond that, it’s difficult to place any faith in the Wearsiders’ misfiring attack. In defence, Costel Pantilimon is slightly more expensive than raiding left-back Patrick van Aanholt (4.6 to 4.3) but the former’s save point potential looks the safest bet here – he’s averaged 4.6 points per appearance compared to Van Aanholt’s 2.8.

Also Consider

Arsenal
With Palace, Everton, QPR, West Ham and Newcastle in the next five, the Gunners look likely to profit at both ends of the pitch. David Ospina and Hector Bellerin remain the budget options at the back, though Laurent Koscielny’s two goals in the last five highlight just why he’s a little more costly.

As we’ve seen over the last few weeks, Arsene Wenger’s side have been somewhat prone to rotation – Olivier Giroud and Theo Walcott have dropped to the bench of late due to the numerous attacking options. Mesut Ozil, Santi Cazorla and Alexis Sanchez seem immune to Wenger’s tinkering if fully fit and the German’s two goals and three assists in a trio of appearances since returning from injury highlights just why he’s replaced Cazorla in yesterday’s Watchlist update.

Tottenham
Mauricio Pochettino’s troops will dust themselves down after their 3-2 defeat at Liverpool last time out. A blank Gameweek 27 needs to be navigated but aside from that, clashes with West Ham, United, Leicester and Burnley are also boosted by a double Gameweek that pits Spurs against Swansea and QPR.

Recent weeks have shown Harry Kane can serve up the points regardless of opponent, whilst Christian Eriksen will be much sought after once the blank is out of the road. With Nacer Chadli uncertain of starts again, Moussa Dembele – at 5.2 – has a goal and two assists in his last three and is thriving in the support role behind Kane. It’s difficult to make a case for a defence with two shut-outs in the last ten, though Danny Rose’s budget appeal (4.8) may persuade some he’s worthy of a punt.

Hull
A 2-0 win over Villa bodes well for Steve Bruce’s side ahead of four kind fixtures (QPR, sto, SUN, lei). Front two Nikica Jelavic and Dame N’Doye bagged a goal apiece last time out as the Tigers switched from 3-4-2-1 to 3-5-2 and Bruce will look to go on the offensive now to help fire his side up the table. There remains uncertainty over Bruce’s preferred backline, though his son, Alex, is priced at 3.9 and looks back in favour at a time when Curtis Davies has been handed bench-warming duties in recent weeks.

Aston Villa
Tim Sherwood’s appointment comes ahead of an excellent run of fixtures that sees Villa host Stoke, West Brom and Swansea, in addition to travelling to Newcastle and Sunderland. It remains to be seen what Sherwood’s first-choice line-up will be but skipper Ron Vlaar – now down to 4.3 – and Christian Benteke will surely be reinstalled to the starting XI as the new manager attempts to kick on from last weekend’s cup win over Leicester.

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  1. internal error
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    In a percentage format, how secure is Cazorla's first team status atm?

    1. Debauchy
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      70

      1. internal error
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        thanks dude.

    2. SC not pearls before swine
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      61%. Arsenal have so many options that rotation will hit everyone, but he's still more likely to start than not at this point.

      1. internal error
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        yeah, true that. Guess his ship has sailed

    3. In Like Flynn.
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      Hoping 100%, expecting 85%. Still the heart of most good things going forward for Arsenal if not the end best point scorer for FF at the moment.

      1. internal error
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        thanks mate. Im also worried that he will drop deep in the easier fixtures he does play in, e.g. the Leicester game

        1. In Like Flynn.
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          We can only wait and see. I don't think transferring him for another rotation risk Arsenal mid is the answer for me.
          He gets at least two more games in my side.

    4. The Nuttmxn
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      67.222%

      1. internal error
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        Very exact. Cheers

    5. ebow14
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      55.675% will be tough to compete for a place with king mesut, alexis, theo etc...

      1. The Nuttmxn
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        That's Numberwang!

        1. ebow14
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          Rounded it to 3 decimal places

          1. Jax
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            was captain v boro and on penalties.

            1. ebow14
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              Mesut better than him for the CAM role. May play deeper but unlikely imo

      2. internal error
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        another person confirming the worst 🙁 Thanks

        1. ebow14
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          No worries

  2. ebow14
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    Hi guys, how are you fine gentlemen doing on this fine, lovely day? Isn't the weather just delightful? Perhaps the best I've seen in a long, long time. Anyways it's perfect to play football in, I'm sure Ronaldo can't wait to play later tonight.For breakfast I had some cornflakes with milk. Doesn't everyone just love football? Because I know I do, teehee. I can't wait for my players to smash in some goals for my UCL fantasy teams, yippee. Isn't this just wonderful? Fantastic, amazing, incredible, remarkable, brilliant, marvellous, top notch stuff, bewildering, astounding, staggering, wonderful, magnificent, exceptional, splendid, outstanding, glorious, superb, scintillating, extraordinary, admirable, sensational, stupendous, terrific, tremendous.

    Sorry was just distracted, back on topic. Best option to get in for defoe if he's injured? Thinking Brown Ideye or N'doye. Brown, that was the colour of some chocolate I had earlier. Isn't that weird? Maybe it's fate that I should transfer him in. Never mind. Anyways, as always, your feedback will be greatly appreciated by myself to help me face up to this mightily important task. Feels like I'm about to climb Mount Everest it's that difficult, opinions? Thanks guys you’re the best. Kind regards.

      1. ebow14
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        😉

        1. Gooner Kebab
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          I'm feeling Bony:)

          1. ebow14
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            Cheeky 😉

    1. The Nuttmxn
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      This is about as on track as here when a PL game is on except far nicer to read.

      Best Defoe replacement depends on your funds and who you have, I'm getting Kane.

      1. ebow14
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        Already got the king of FF so will probs get ideye. Thank you for recognizing my humble attempts at being polite as possible

    2. HVT
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      💡 maybe.

  3. Gandalf !
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    PLZ Pick 2 from :

    Austin / Benteke / N'Doye / Ideye / Pelle / Papiss

    Thanks ! 🙂

    1. ebow14
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      Ideye and N'Doye #puntalicious

      1. Gandalf !
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        #verypuntyy 😛

        1. ebow14
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          Go big or go home, all in or nothing 😉

    2. Holmes
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      Austin and Cisse

      1. Gandalf !
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        do you think Cisee will play for 90 mins ?
        thanks anyway 😉

        1. Holmes
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          Dont think he'll, around 50-60mins is enough for him to score.

          1. Gandalf !
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            yeah thats true

  4. Jafooli
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    Or a hair style that can hold a football. Like Flock of Seagulls lead singer, but better?

    And then run into the goal?

    1. J0E
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      I think that may have happened in an episode of Billy the Fish.

      1. Jafooli
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        Ha, excellent.....is he still in Viz? Is Viz still printed?

        1. J0E
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          I think he is. Viz is doing well via social media and online these days as well as the mag. I follow it on FB....love the top tips that pop up.

          1. Jafooli
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            Top tips and letters got me through Uni......

    2. ebow14
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      Jesus, you're so quick, keep beating me to it

    3. Doolittle
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      I always wanted Fellaini to do that when he was at Everton.

      Seriously mate, you would love You are the Ref.

      1. Jafooli
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        Nice one Doolittle, cheers for that.....

      1. Jafooli
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        Yeah some sort of contraption like that.....

    4. 1314
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      what about Peter Crouch juggling the ball over his head all the way to goal ?

      1. ebow14
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        Preposterous, don't be absurd

        1. 1314
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          please explain this
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9shQBBXd4A

          1. 1314
            • 11 Years
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            may be this link is shorter and better
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY

    5. RubeRx
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      Technically yes, but not feasible

      1. Jafooli
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        Why not feasible Ruberx?

        Goal keeper could put it in the hair nest and then player could run up the other end.

        No way to stop him without fouling......

        1. Jafooli
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          Like this

            1. Not Irish
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              😆

              1. Jafooli
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                Looks like Nasri....

        2. RubeRx
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          It would take a major balancing act.

          Plus some refs allow a certain amount of shoulder to shoulder contact, and all it would take is a nudge.

          1. Jafooli
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            Rest of the team could form a circle around him. They could even link arms?

            1. Debauchy
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              This could denigrate into a Monk joke

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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                a Monk joke?

                Now now, I know Gomis has been poor. but that's a bit harsh

                1. Debauchy
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                  Lol - a collective of Monks

            2. RubeRx
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              You might be over thinking this

    6. HVT
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      Sigurd sigue spent nick would disagree!
      😉

      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Lol chronic auto correct and epic fail to look at what one wrote all in one!

        * Zig Zig Sputnick would disagree!

  5. ebow14
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    Or a hair style that can hold a football. Like Flock of Seagulls lead singer, but better?

    And then run into the goal?

    1. Holmes
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      Fellaini?

      1. ebow14
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        May have got it in one dear holmes

  6. bostoncrab
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    Panti Foster
    Zouma Bellerin Naughton Yoshida Wollscheid
    Hazard Sanchez Oscar Mane Silva
    Defoe Aguero Kane

    2FT or save. I don't want to lose my FT but it can't be transferred to next week.

    1. Gandalf !
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      zouma out

    2. Not Irish
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      Keep Zouma. Get rid of Yoshida.

      1. Not Irish
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        And monitor Defoe's injury.

      2. ebow14
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        Copycat

  7. ebow14
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    Say bye bye to zouma and yoshida

    1. ebow14
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      meant to be reply to BOSTONCRAB

  8. SC not pearls before swine
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    Lukaku's 5th in the captain poll? 😯 I know it's a great fixture, but jeez he hasn't hit double figures all season...

    1. Not Irish
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      That's hilarious, honestly. He's been dire.

    2. The Nuttmxn
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      They are probably on the following:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE

    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      so, you're saying he's due? 😉

      1. Not Irish
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        Well played.

      2. SC not pearls before swine
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        I may have looked to see if there was any easy way to squeeze him in for Defoe...

        Luckily, there is not.

    4. In Like Flynn.
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      Got his ideal play all the time transfer and promptly stopped playing.

  9. ebow14
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    Diego Costa will not score another goal this season? Agree
    Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate

    1. Not Irish
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      Three stars. Would read again.

      1. ebow14
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        Cheers mate, no really thanks alot

    2. Holmes
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      He will score 2 this week, after that I dont care 😉

      1. ebow14
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        Hope not, got no where near enough cash to get him in 🙁

        1. Holmes
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          Dont have high ownership, so its fine 🙂

  10. Captain Shirokov
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    Wait, I forgot I have Defoe. F**k.

    Getting him in over Kane worked out well.

    1. Jax
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      over Kane. dear god.

    2. Not Irish
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      Hey, you got the respect. That's all that matters, right?

    3. The Nuttmxn
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      Tell me about it, it's never too late to admit defeat though.

      1. Jax
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        mind you, i have defoe also and he got 2 goals so meh!

      2. Captain Shirokov
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        YES IT IS

    4. Debauchy
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      Yeah , got "clever" on WC , did same, f**k

  11. Feeling_blue
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    Wisdom to Bellerin or Naughton?

  12. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    I got invited to MC Hammer's house the other week. It was rubbish

    He wouldn't let me touch anything

    1. Jax
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      Armageddon. it's not the end of the world.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        Two tomatoes were walking down the street. One got tired and tired and started to lag behind. The other one stopped, turned round and said "Ketchup"

        1. Jax
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          Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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            what did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke"

            1. Jax
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              Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
              I'm taking this s*** to a whole new level.

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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                I bumped into a girl the other week. She swore she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant but I'd never seen Herbivore

                1. Jax
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                  gold.

                  1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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                    How can a room full of couples be empty?

                    There isn't a single person there

        2. Doolittle
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          Didn't realise you were in Fox Force Five JK!

    2. Jafooli
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      😆

  13. Captain Shirokov
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    Need to get rid of:

    Baird
    Pelle
    Defoe
    Wisdom
    and possibly Walcott

    Only have 1 FT, f**k this

    1. ebow14
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      #99problemsandFFisone

    2. Not Irish
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      You went for Pelle? 😆

    3. Holmes
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      Baird AND Wisdom 🙄

    4. Jax
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      you're not having any luck atm!

      1. Captain Shirokov
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        This has been the worst season ever. I'm defying logic by still being in the top 5k.

    5. Jax
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      you don't really need to get rid of Pelle do you?

      1. Captain Shirokov
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        2
        1
        2
        4
        2
        2
        2
        2

        Yes, yes I do.

        1. Jax
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          yes but if you only have 1 ft and he plays GW27 you should try and get rid of the players who aren't playing.

          1. Not Irish
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            He's in no mood to be reasoned with.

            1. Jax
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              i can see that.

          2. Captain Shirokov
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            Even if he wasn't playing at all, I'd only miss out on two points. And he is the most expensive player on the list.

        2. Ser Football 42
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          Why would you get him in the first place then?

  14. Shinigami
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    Panti Foster
    Ivan Bellerin Wollshied Pva Clyne
    Hazard Sanchez Zacorla Sterling Sameobi
    Defoe Aguero Kane

    1FT and 2.4ITB what to do, open to any suggestions

    1. Shinigami
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      Cazorla*

    2. Holmes
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      Save

    1. Not Irish
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      Fat git

      1. ebow14
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        Quality quality footballer

      2. RubeRx
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        surely, you are in much better shape yourself? your cheeks looks a bit puffed

        1. Not Irish
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          Even having had recent ankle surgery I'm no worse off I reckon.

    2. ebow14
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      Needed a burger

      1. Not Irish
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        Cholesterol levels dangerously low

        1. ebow14
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          Surprised he's still alive tbh

          1. Not Irish
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            That's actually vaporized bacon fat he's inhaling.

            1. ebow14
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              Caught him in mcdonalds, five minutes after the game

    3. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      Fitness or altitude problem? Or both??

    4. RubeRx
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      May be asthmatic or some other type of inflammatory condition

      1. Not Irish
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        😆

    5. Somalion
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      12000-13000 feet above sea level, 2 weeks after joining for the club in his 2nd game. I mean, he's had fitness issues and injuries etc. but that kind of situation takes getting used to.

      1. Not Irish
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        Oh come on.

        1. Somalion
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          There's nothing wrong with that statement, it's at the highest altitude of any capital city in the world. That genuinely has a big impact, and he's probably not even fully match fit at normal sea level.

          1. Not Irish
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            Of course he isn't. Which is why he barely lasted a half hour, the waste of space.

            1. Somalion
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              My point is that, and I am certain on this, the need for oxygen and the diminished time he played was heavily influenced by the altitude. I'm not saying he's fit but there were other issues in this case.

              1. Konig Luther
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                more players needed oxygen too. he wasn't the only one

          2. Somalion
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            In fact:

            http://www.faqs.org/sports-science/Ha-Ja/High-Altitude-Effects-on-Sport-Performance.html

            "The effects of high altitude are well known in different professional team sports. The visiting soccer team to venues such as Mexico City and La Paz, Bolivia (where the stadium attitude of over 11,000 ft [3,400 m], is the highest in international soccer), will likely not be able to perform at a maximum level unless it has trained at altitude. To a lesser but measurable degree, Denver, Colorado's Mile High Stadium, situated at 5,500 ft above sea level (1,700 m), has been regarded as a difficult competitive environment for visiting American football teams since it was opened."

            1. Debauchy
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              takes around a month to acclimatise fully to high altitude , to reach peak performance.
              thats a given. You either go in on the day or go the lengthy route. Ask any racehorse trainer

    6. And we all have legs
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Late reply but Ive lived in Quito Ecuador, which is at a slightly lower altitude than La Paz and it is tough for the first 2-4 weeks. Very tough infact.

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        * This . Moved from Durban to Johannesburg , some years back. First couple of weeks ( 3) used to battle getting up a flight of stairs . Its that noticeable

        1. And we all have legs
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Yep. I slept every afternoon around 1pm after morning uni as I was knackered from the two 5 minute walks (steep roads though, lived on the side of a volcano) for first 2 weeks. Cant imagine what its like playing football when you've just got there.

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 1 month ago

            Remember the same . Some years ago though. The racehorse is the most optimal "sportsman" in the world today. Trained to an inch of perfection for the big day. If a top race horse trainer understands the difficulty of a high altitude "raid" its just a given.

  15. Stannage
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Desperately need either Defoe or sterling to start at weekend if I'm to field a full team this weekend.....Is that likely to happen?

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      defoe unlikely.

    2. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      You'll have better idea by Friday. Sterling MIGHT be available

  16. ebow14
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Just broke my leg falling of Mount Everest (reference above), opinions?

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Sit back and relax

      1. ebow14
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks dear holmes, I'm relaxed now

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Was this Muppet's ex ?

      1. ebow14
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        ?

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Big lady - Mount of Everest

  17. ebow14
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Once I had a race up the stairs of a restaurant with my brother. Was so ecstatic that I won that I didn't realise I'd gone into the females until 'mid-urination'. Memories.

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      just shot my first turkey earlier today. they very quite angry in the frozen section.

  18. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Feck it, I'll just use my WC this week.

    1. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Nice one.

    2. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      C'mon Captain, you can do better. Take couple of hits and everything will be back on track

      1. Not Irish
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        -12 please

        1. ebow14
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Should in theory take a -16

  19. Voodoo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Worth wildcarding NOW if you have 3/4 doubts/injuries?

    Or wait til after GW27 and use on a blank?

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Patience

    2. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      3/4 injuries/doubts still leave you with 10 players, take hit and sort it.

      1. Voodoo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Good advice, ta.

  20. Eboue
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Kane in. Why not?

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      BGW. Wont score against WHM.

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Probably going to bring him in (back) for Defoek
      Price may dictate , even if it means 10 in gw 27

      1. Eboue
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        I've not owned him yet. I am suffering.

        1. ebow14
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Emmanuel, long time no see, how you doing?

  21. ebow14
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    If a parsnip is orange does that mean it's a carrot?

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Yes

      1. ebow14
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        You sure? Could be an orange parsnip.

  22. Voodoo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    So who do we think will be in goal for Chelsea against Burnley?

    1. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Cech

    1. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      He does love to take cred doesn't he

  23. Zilla42
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    I am traveling from the US to England in April and will be in Liverpool for the LFC match with Newcastle.

    Can anyone help me out with suggestions for how to find tickets to the match. It's sold out (obviously) and I would really like to take my wife.

    Thanks for your thoughts.

    (This is a serious inquiry,so helpful responses are appreciated.)

    1. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Hello, my attorney.

      1. Zilla42
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        My favorite client, Muppet. How goes it?

        1. Not Irish
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Well, thanks. The doomed have been rather entertaining today. You?

          1. Zilla42
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 1 month ago

            Things are fine here in the Rockies. Take care, Mupp.

            1. Not Irish
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 1 month ago

              You too, mate.

    2. ebow14
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Go to the stadium on match day and hope people sell tickets outside for ludicrous prices

      1. Zilla42
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Is that a possibility? What is "ludicrous"?

        1. ebow14
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ludicrous

          "causing laughter because of absurdity; provoking or deserving derision; ridiculous; laughable"

        2. ebow14
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          I mean yeah it'd be possible but the people would be selling the tickets at a much more expensive price

        3. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          No no no. I tried this last season, what a waste.
          If you there for a lengthy period , then fair enough , But if a short trip you want guarantees.

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Liverpool - Newcastle , not a "huge game" I was in the same position trying to get tickets to Arsenal - West Ham in March. Fortunately , nephew in London knows a member of AFC and the rest is history.
      Do you know anybody in Liverpool ? There will always be games where season ticket holders are not attending.
      Good luck Zilla - sure there are Liverpool guys around that may help

      1. Not Irish
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Might be worth signing up on a Liverpool forum eh.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Yes - I did get good advice on AFC forum last season , but was a very rushed trip , so little time to act

      2. Zilla42
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks, D. That is helpful. I'll keep digging.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Look forward to hearing of your success, Zilla

    4. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Try emailing the public relations department at LFC and explain the situation.

      1. Zilla42
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Thank you for the suggestion, ILF. That's a good idea. It's our 25th wedding anniversary trip across the pond, so maybe I can play that angle. . . .

        1. In Like Flynn.
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          It's what I'd do first.
          Local Liverpool newspaper afterwards if it doesn't work and ask them.
          Always tickets sloshing about if you know who to ask.

          Good luck Zilla.

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 1 month ago

            Wish you were around last season ILF , sounds like good advice that

  24. jacksonbarber125
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Will Cuadrado start?

    1. ebow14
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Possibly, in all honesty how is anyone supposed to know? No offence

    2. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Juan can only guess

  25. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    That PardonthePuns account on Twitter is just glorious

    Why do Teenage Girls hang out in Odd Numbers?

    Because they can't even

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Stop slagging Muppet.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        What's the difference between a piano, a tin of tuna and a stick of glue? You can tune a Piano but you can't Piano a Tuna

      2. Not Irish
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        My chi grows with every snide comment. Strong, I am feeling.

  26. HNI
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Guys isnt it high time we come to know whether chelsea hav dgw or not? I mean will it be probably pushed to gw 31 now?

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Give it one more day . Looking that way though

  27. Big_Andy_GAWA
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone any more info on Baines at all?

  28. Holmes
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    GW is in 3 days and its still dead 🙄 Better to sleep.... -_-

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      cricket every day, Holmes