634x258 Preamble
9 May 2015 1163 comments
Mark Mark
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This has been a week of tough decisions.

You won’t be surprised to know, however, that despite being charged to make a choice that would contribute to the selection of my Government, my most troublesome dilemma has been my Fantasy line-up.

While I successfully pencilled a cross and popped my vote into a ballot box without any real degree of anxiety, I know that my final decision this morning will be riddled with doubt and concern for what is to follow.

I can choose the wrong Government, but God help those around me if I sell Eden Hazard and he scores.

Even now, I’m not clear on what route to take. Like so many other Fantasy managers, I find myself at the mercy of Jose’s whims and Chelsea’s motivation. They return from the beach, stinking of Factor 10, to compete for pride against a Liverpool outfit somehow still within reach of a Champions League spot. I’m struggling to recall a more uncertain scenario.

Having decided a week ago that it would be Raheem Sterling and Philippe Coutinho for the chop, suddenly things have been turned on their head by United’s stuttering run of defeats and the Chelsea unknowns.

Liverpool have to score at Stamford Bridge. Chelsea just have to put on a show for their supporters. Just how that’s going to transpire in terms of results and Fantasy points is anyone’s guess.

Most of us will have had somewhere between four and six players in that contest going into today’s deadline. We now have to deal with those players and make trades that will earn us profit, all against a backdrop of such confusion.

I’m fearful about the prospect of swapping out Hazard. Troubled about spending four points just to acquire Arsenal assets that will likely be rotated over the next three Gameweeks. Apprehensive that any investment in Sunderland will be fruitless.

As a 43-year-old family man, I should find time to consider what Thursday’s result will mean for my country and my loved ones.

I’ll promise to do that once I’ve decided if Jack Wilshere’s worth a punt.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Margarido
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Favorite moment of the week

    1. Cilly Bonnolly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Sexy time with my missus at four o'clock yesterday morning after one of the kids woke us both up talking in her sleep. 😉

  2. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Cameron > Cameron 😕

    1. Dante
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      (-4)

    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Giggity

    3. John Nerdelbaum
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Geoff?

  3. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Latest on Hazard lads? Play Gomez or Cambiasso? Gracias

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      fine, cambi

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Not sure on Eden, I'm keeping though. It's the least I could do, he hasn't let me down once this season.

      Gomez

    3. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      thanks both

  4. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Preamble. Best article of the week.

    Good luck guys 🙂

  5. bring_on _the_fantasy
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Watch Sanchez do his hamstring this GW - spanner in the works!

    1. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      not very class to say this

  6. King H
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I am trying to place a bet on Paddy Power .. the enhanced offer for Bayern United and Juve @ 12/1
    But when I try to place the bet the odds are not 12/1 ?

  7. A.T
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Haz to Sanchez for a hit? All those in favour say Aye

    1. FPL Gossip Blogger
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Aye just did it a few minutes ago myself.

    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nye

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      all opposed say nay

    4. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      neh

    5. Pointsonthebench
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      nay

    6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Probably

    7. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Aye

    8. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Long term - probably aye

    9. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Would you like my opinion? #mindgames

      1. A.T
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Yes please. I'm not chasing you anymore you're too good for me 🙁

        1. Beavis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Probably not. -8 is a bit much tbh.

          1. A.T
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Each hit is seperate though is it not?

            1. Beavis
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Absolutely. In isolation I just don't think you can take out the top scoring player for a hit even if it is for Alexis. I've considered it too it does have its merits but, personally, it's not for me.

              1. A.T
                • 15 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                Yes you're probably right 🙁

    10. John Nerdelbaum
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nah

    11. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Do you know what, I'm probably going to do it you know. I am. I really probably am. Maybe.

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Think about it....... 😛

      2. Beavis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Go on, let's both do it!!

        1. A.T
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Ok then Beavonio you're on

          1. Beavis
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Slip of the tongue that was... 😳

    12. tim
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      next week

  8. Dante
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Fabregas & Kane -> Cazorla & Benteke? Or should I try to get Sanchez in instead?

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Go for it, trading in 2 penalty takers as well

    2. Red Devil Swede
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Just did Fab & Kane to Sanchez & Benteke..

  9. Efan Ekoku Pops
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Who should I play?

    A) Krul
    B) Myhill

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Myhill

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      b

    3. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      B

  10. copps
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    would make for an exciting last few games if united failed to beat palace today.

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      certainly

    2. faux_C
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      We can but hope!

    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      would love that too

  11. CelticBhoy1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sell Hendo for a hit?

    1. Pointsonthebench
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Who for?

    2. CelticBhoy1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Gomez/ Albrighton?

    3. faux_C
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nope.

    4. HugoBlack
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Keep him

    5. Sterling Chap
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I've got the same decision. What did you decide?

  12. Zero
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Last decision:

    A) Hazard to Sanchez
    B) Sterling to Ozil/Cazorla
    C) Sterling to Sanchez, Skrtel to McShane

    Leaning to C, possibly A

    1. Robbens Diving Instructor
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      C looks good

    2. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      C, if it's not for a hit

  13. Bollard
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Loving the way Sanchez is sucking Hazard out of fpl teams. Hazard could go nuts this week

    1. Pointsonthebench
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I am stunned at the amount of people who are doing it for a hit. I can understand if they have a FT.

    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Indeed....and agreed....

  14. Shiner
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Serious ground to make up on first spot.

    Who to captain...?;
    * Aguero
    * Sanchez
    * Benteke

    My rival has aguero and sanchez so will likely captain one of those. I need to make up ground but is not putting the armband on aguero just suicide...??

    1. Tokenbod
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Benteke

    2. Pointsonthebench
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      All 3 are good shouts. Hard choice - go with your gut.

  15. FortunesAlwaysHiding
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Captaining Hazard is a bit too ballsy right?

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      'Massive blue balls

  16. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I reckon Chelsea will want Utd in UCL.

    Means tougher season for the players etc.......and Jose likes a challenge.

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      *for the Utd players that is....

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No. He'd want them in the Europa league and win the title again. That being said, JM will never lose a game on purpose.

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Actually that's true....Europa is probably more punishing on squads than UCL.

        But also agree with your second statement.....

  17. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Gomez or Larsson?

    1. Tokenbod
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Larsson

    2. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      They're both turd. I'd go with the one on pens.

    3. FortunesAlwaysHiding
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Million dollar question. Ive honestly no idea but perhaps Gomez.

    4. HugoBlack
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Larsson

  18. Tokenbod
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    A. Mata
    Or
    B. Hazard

    1. whitters_2014
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      b

      besides the obvious, many united players are suffering with flu

      1. Tokenbod
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I know! I'm chasing and desperate

  19. Snapes on a Plane
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Bench one:
    A) Henderson
    B) Schlupp

    1. Tokenbod
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Hendo

  20. thunder_mike
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Myhill
    Ivan Bertie Trippier
    Haz Silva Grealish Ramsey
    Kane Kun (c) Giroud

    Schmeichel Sterling Skrtel PVA

    Good to go? Or anything worth a hit?

  21. RamaJama
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Skrtel or Bertrand for the last 3 games?

    1. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Skrtel

  22. whitters_2014
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    can I please get some guidance?

    a) correct defence, Terry kos huth (rose bruce) - rival has terry only.
    b) bench a) hendo b) alb c) vardy ? (rival has none)

    thank you.

  23. GHB
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I'm about to bring in Ramsey. Could be a huge error but so many people are avoiding now when I really think he will play.

    1. Efan Ekoku Pops
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I thought about doing it, but bottled it and went with Cazorla.

  24. nevertrustbony
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    If you were 55 points of the lead right now(13th place) would you have given up on winning it? Or be taking risks you wouldn't normally take to try and close the gap?

    1. Tokenbod
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Risks! It's all about the winning!

    2. whitters_2014
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      no I wouldn't, but closing 12 places is harder than 55 points.... but yeah take some risks im about 30+ and not given up.

      1. nevertrustbony
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        You're in 7th place? Two weeks ago I said I'd given up but then last week made some ground, so now I'm dreaming again. Not doing anything maverick though as I know that I can't really win it just risking captaincy and going with sanchez, even though my head says aguero scores 4.

    3. FortunesAlwaysHiding
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Take the risk, hope for the best and enjoy it.

      1. nevertrustbony
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I think I'll do the first two things you said, not sure about the 3rd one

    4. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Still a DGW left, go balls to the wall and pray for a miracle

  25. micsway
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Worth a hit to get rid Ramsey?

    Ozil or Cazorla.

    1. FortunesAlwaysHiding
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Hold fire and see whats what this week

  26. Ninjaa
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Leader 60 points clear had Hazard and Terry. Do do I. 2 frees. Hazard Terry > Sanchez kolorov? Make sense? Do it?

    1. Pointsonthebench
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I like it. Go for it.

  27. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Start krul or pants?

    1. Pointsonthebench
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Pants (just)

    2. whitters_2014
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      krul

  28. Pointsonthebench
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Siggy or Henderson? Leaning towards Siggy.

    1. Tokenbod
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Siggy Siggy siggy

      1. Pointsonthebench
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        🙂

  29. Efan Ekoku Pops
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Which one to play:
    A) Skrtel
    B) Clyne
    C) Dawson (already playing Myhill)

    Cheers!

    1. RamaJama
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Skrtel

    2. 11 Angry Men
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Dawson for me!

  30. Who Ate All Depays?
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    GTG?

    Krul
    Skrtel / Ivan / Toby
    Haz / Silva / Sanchez (v) / Ozil
    Kun (c) / Kane / Vardy

    Subs: Mignolet / Pva / Cork / Bruce

    1. Pointsonthebench
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nice team. Yeah you're G2G.

      1. Who Ate All Depays?
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        thanx mate