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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

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  1. FPL Daniel
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Test 2

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Chelsea lineups changes needed:

      Costa needs help so bring Falcao in no 10.
      Drop Fabregas = teach him a lesson.
      Play DM pair of Matic and Willian. Obviously Willian is only goos for that - defending.
      Switch Ivanovic to CB with Zouma.
      Bebch both Terry and Cahill= teach them a lesson
      Bring Baba LB, switch Azpi to right.
      Who ever isn't delivering, bring Oscar early on, after 30-45 min even. Create sense of urgency.
      Start with Kenedy of Loftus-Cheek if needed even...
      If Costa isn't scoring 55th minute bring in Remy.

      Desperate time needs desperate measures...
      What would you do....?

      1. JamieLfc
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Nah m8, you would be making changes just for the sake of it

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          What change is wrong? All of them seems logic to me

      2. FPL Daniel
        • 17 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Something like:
        Bego
        Azpi Ivan Zouma Baba
        --- Matic--Willian---
        Pedro ------++ Hazard
        ------Falcao---------
        ---------Costa-----

      3. TorresMagic™
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        • 17 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Sack Mourinho

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Actually no. We need stability. Managers were changed way too often for Chelsea

          1. TorresMagic™
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            • 17 Years
            11 years, 15 days ago

            The guy thinks they are outplaying teams.

            1. FPL Daniel
              • 17 Years
              11 years, 15 days ago

              No he doesn't. He lies in press. He admitted that in the past. He doesn't to criticise players in public. I am sure it's different matter in the dressing room..

              To win CL this year TM...? I FEEL IT!!

              1. TorresMagic™
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                • 17 Years
                11 years, 15 days ago

                It's called being deluded.

                1. FPL Daniel
                  • 17 Years
                  11 years, 15 days ago

                  Well you have an opinion on that, but it's mind games...who gave us the title after 5 years? We shouldn't forget too soon. Wenger example???

        2. ralfb
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Get Claudio
          back

          1. FPL Daniel
            • 17 Years
            11 years, 15 days ago

            the thinkerman? Naaaahhh. Jose or Ancelotti, that is it

      4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        g neville provided some good insight. Pedro not working hard enough and leaving midfield exposed. Also matic and mikel labouring

        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          This ^^^.

        2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Pedro was a mile off the game which is worrying. Suggests either lazy or unfit

        3. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          I don't think Pedro is the main problem personally. We were bad and before him

      5. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 13 Years
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        Agree but I'd stagger these. I think RLC could be the hand they need to save them.

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          RLC?

          1. FPL Daniel
            • 17 Years
            11 years, 15 days ago

            Mods feel free to fix.my typos while hulking it. I was running to be first

            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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              • 15 Years
              11 years, 15 days ago

              You misspelled test? What were you trying to spell?

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                1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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                  • 15 Years
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                  Anything to wash the taste away 😀

                  1. FPL Daniel
                    • 17 Years
                    11 years, 15 days ago

                    Who is Malcom Tucker?

            2. TorresMagic™
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              • 17 Years
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              Would take a while.

      6. Leaf
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        May bring in the new left back & move azpi to right back , play zouma cb

        I'd play Oscar in the hole

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Oscar not fit, but looks like he needs another chance as no 10

      7. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        • 15 Years
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        Don't Chelsea fans normally just start supporting someone who's doing well instead??

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Go away!!!

      8. Pariße
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        ...and then sack Mourinho to teach him a lesson by teaching others a lesson and losing because of it.

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Lol

      9. Ógie
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        • 13 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Well at least Bego is safe

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 17 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Apparently Valdes is coming in January

    2. Davido989
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Begovic
      Azpi Zouma Terry Baba
      Pedro RLC Matic Hazard
      ----------Falcao
      ----------Costa

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 17 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        I like it. Finally someone constructive... Falcao in no 10 definitely

    3. MikeyMitz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      As a Chelsea supporter, I've been saying these same things- agree with your changes. Ivan should be benched over Terry though. He just looks unfit and slow- could've closed down Naismith for the second goal and didn't. Not to mention getting torched on the flanks each week. Fabs needs to be benched and honestly, hazard has looked disinterested at times. Wonder if benching him would have the desired effect..

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 17 Years
        11 years, 14 days ago

        You remember what Belgium manager said about him, that he was in terrible form.. We need him, he is still creating chances and he is a slow starter... Fabregas on the other hand is terrible this year

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    steve mclaren....get your brolly out for the lads

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      😀

  3. Gunner77-
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Martial law

    1. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      BestMartiallaw

      MartialfuchsRooney

      1. Gunner77-
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        🙂

        Done your team on UCL Fantasy?

        1. Ógie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Not yet after this game i will give a look

  4. Burning Plastic
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    1-1 draw, both own goals (one from Payet) would be good....jk

  5. Je suis le chat
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Hope these teams really ''duke it out'' rather than dish up a boring MNF special 0:0 or 0:1. Too easy for poorish sides to park the bus and scrape points.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Newcastle don't have a bus to park.

      1. Je suis le chat
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        They have a big brolly and old Krul (miss having him).

  6. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    COYI!!! 🙂

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      *COYP

      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Assist Meister!

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          😉

      2. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Who dat ?

    2. Bertzeiner-m
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      COYS*

  7. Scoredelario
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    • 15 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Re zombie from previous article:

    Excel has a correl function.

    I tried it and agree with doos in terms of correlation after the fact.

    The real q is how you predict future shots in the box. Is it based on opponent, player's form, attacking team's historical stats/ recent form, etc.

    Then you need to take into account the shooting accuracy of your players too. E.g. Pelle typically gets 1 goal for every 10 shots in the box. Aguero double that.

  8. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Diafra fookin Sakho!!!

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Assist ?

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Randolph

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          lol

          1. Lingardium Leviosa.
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 15 days ago

            😀

    2. Valar(Keith)
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Already??

  9. FrancescoLazio
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    West Ham 1 Newcastle 1 Lanzini and Haidara goals is my wish

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      5-0 stormer coming up

  10. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Payet , difficult to scream the name . But scream we will !!!!

  11. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Wijnaldum must be enjoying going from winning in Holland to Newcastle

  12. THE Wild Rover
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Lol at Payet Terrified of bubble 😀

    1. Limbo Exile
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      I thought I imagined that 😀

      1. THE Wild Rover
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Nearly jumped out of his skin 😀

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          #catlikereflexes

    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Must have interrupted his intense mental preparations for his hattrick.

    3. The Blackadder
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      That cracked me up too!

      1. The Blackadder
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        No doubt will be on 3rd eye this week.

    4. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Gif or na?

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        aah nevermind saw it on twitter. brilliant 😀

    5. In Like Flynn.
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Is he a Trojan?

  13. Slam
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Best of luck to all Kouyate/Payet/Sakho/Moses/Defense and punty Cisse owners.
    Prediction:

    West Ham 1-2 Newcastle
    Goal(s): Moses
    Goal(s): Cisse (2)

    Enjoy the match. 🙂

  14. Paulie Walnuts
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Question... If all the mascots were in a royal rumble which one would win???

    1. Gunner77-
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Gunnersaurus

      1. Paulie Walnuts
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Yeah that would be my answer... Surely dinosaur beats all?

        1. 4vets
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          They're extinct.

        2. Ógie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Extinct like Arsenal titles 🙂

        3. Woy of the Wovers
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Don't you need a real dinosaur rather than a made up one. Now if the mascot were a cannon, it could get the rest from range.

          1. Paulie Walnuts
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 15 days ago

            I'll pop up there after filming tomorrow and suggest they change it

        4. Nascimento
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          They don't beat meteors.

    2. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Red Fred of course

    3. Nascimento
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      The red devil because all we do at Utd is win win win

      Might as well say it before 100 others do

      1. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Lol reminding me of the kid at old Trafford with his banner saying welcome to the best club in the world.

        Vomit

        1. Nascimento
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Debatable whether it's even a club IMO. Think it's simply been a brand for the last couple of decades.

          My favourite Old Trafford banner still has to be 'not arrogant, just better'.

    4. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      List them and I'll pick one.

    5. Jay_
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Cyril the Swan

    6. Davido989
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      That yellow star thingy

      1. BabyB
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        wouldnt mess with anyone from maryhill in fairness.

        https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/child-runs.png

    7. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Mr Blobby

  15. Gunner77-
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    R u read for Thauvin bandwagon?

  16. Mull
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    PAYET!!!

  17. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    OMG payet

  18. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Payet 🙂 🙂

  19. Davido989
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Payet goal
    Noble assist

  20. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    YESDSDDDSDD

  21. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Payet 😎

  22. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    season, saved.

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      You got 5pts calm down xD

  23. TorresMagic™
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    • 17 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    oh no 🙁

  24. Bertzeiner-m
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    PAYET

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Well my order is wrong but...

  25. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  26. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Payet!!!

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      You promised that Doos 😉

  27. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    YEEEESSS PAYETTTTT

  28. Sky Blue Sun
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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Payettttttttt

  29. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Template goal this weekend that

  30. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    😎