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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Test 2

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
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      Chelsea lineups changes needed:

      Costa needs help so bring Falcao in no 10.
      Drop Fabregas = teach him a lesson.
      Play DM pair of Matic and Willian. Obviously Willian is only goos for that - defending.
      Switch Ivanovic to CB with Zouma.
      Bebch both Terry and Cahill= teach them a lesson
      Bring Baba LB, switch Azpi to right.
      Who ever isn't delivering, bring Oscar early on, after 30-45 min even. Create sense of urgency.
      Start with Kenedy of Loftus-Cheek if needed even...
      If Costa isn't scoring 55th minute bring in Remy.

      Desperate time needs desperate measures...
      What would you do....?

      1. JamieLfc
        • 10 Years
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        Nah m8, you would be making changes just for the sake of it

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
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          What change is wrong? All of them seems logic to me

      2. FPL Daniel
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        Something like:
        Bego
        Azpi Ivan Zouma Baba
        --- Matic--Willian---
        Pedro ------++ Hazard
        ------Falcao---------
        ---------Costa-----

      3. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
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        Sack Mourinho

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
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          Actually no. We need stability. Managers were changed way too often for Chelsea

          1. TorresMagic™
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            The guy thinks they are outplaying teams.

            1. FPL Daniel
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              No he doesn't. He lies in press. He admitted that in the past. He doesn't to criticise players in public. I am sure it's different matter in the dressing room..

              To win CL this year TM...? I FEEL IT!!

              1. TorresMagic™
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                It's called being deluded.

                1. FPL Daniel
                  • 16 Years
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                  Well you have an opinion on that, but it's mind games...who gave us the title after 5 years? We shouldn't forget too soon. Wenger example???

        2. ralfb
          • 11 Years
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          Get Claudio
          back

          1. FPL Daniel
            • 16 Years
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            the thinkerman? Naaaahhh. Jose or Ancelotti, that is it

      4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
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        g neville provided some good insight. Pedro not working hard enough and leaving midfield exposed. Also matic and mikel labouring

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          This ^^^.

        2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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          Pedro was a mile off the game which is worrying. Suggests either lazy or unfit

        3. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
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          I don't think Pedro is the main problem personally. We were bad and before him

      5. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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        Agree but I'd stagger these. I think RLC could be the hand they need to save them.

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
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          RLC?

          1. FPL Daniel
            • 16 Years
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            Mods feel free to fix.my typos while hulking it. I was running to be first

            1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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              You misspelled test? What were you trying to spell?

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                1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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                  Anything to wash the taste away 😀

                  1. FPL Daniel
                    • 16 Years
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                    Who is Malcom Tucker?

            2. TorresMagic™
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              Would take a while.

      6. Leaf
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        May bring in the new left back & move azpi to right back , play zouma cb

        I'd play Oscar in the hole

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
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          Oscar not fit, but looks like he needs another chance as no 10

      7. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        Don't Chelsea fans normally just start supporting someone who's doing well instead??

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
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          Go away!!!

      8. Pariße
        • 11 Years
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        ...and then sack Mourinho to teach him a lesson by teaching others a lesson and losing because of it.

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
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          Lol

      9. Ógie
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        Well at least Bego is safe

        1. FPL Daniel
          • 16 Years
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          Apparently Valdes is coming in January

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Begovic
      Azpi Zouma Terry Baba
      Pedro RLC Matic Hazard
      ----------Falcao
      ----------Costa

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I like it. Finally someone constructive... Falcao in no 10 definitely

    3. MikeyMitz
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      • 16 Years
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      As a Chelsea supporter, I've been saying these same things- agree with your changes. Ivan should be benched over Terry though. He just looks unfit and slow- could've closed down Naismith for the second goal and didn't. Not to mention getting torched on the flanks each week. Fabs needs to be benched and honestly, hazard has looked disinterested at times. Wonder if benching him would have the desired effect..

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
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        You remember what Belgium manager said about him, that he was in terrible form.. We need him, he is still creating chances and he is a slow starter... Fabregas on the other hand is terrible this year

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    steve mclaren....get your brolly out for the lads

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😀

  3. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Martial law

    1. Ógie
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      • 13 Years
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      BestMartiallaw

      MartialfuchsRooney

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
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        🙂

        Done your team on UCL Fantasy?

        1. Ógie
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          • 13 Years
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          Not yet after this game i will give a look

  4. Burning Plastic
    • 10 Years
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    1-1 draw, both own goals (one from Payet) would be good....jk

  5. Je suis le chat
    • 12 Years
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    Hope these teams really ''duke it out'' rather than dish up a boring MNF special 0:0 or 0:1. Too easy for poorish sides to park the bus and scrape points.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
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      Newcastle don't have a bus to park.

      1. Je suis le chat
        • 12 Years
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        They have a big brolly and old Krul (miss having him).

  6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    COYI!!! 🙂

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
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      *COYP

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 16 Years
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        Assist Meister!

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
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          😉

      2. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Who dat ?

    2. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
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      COYS*

  7. Scoredelario
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    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Re zombie from previous article:

    Excel has a correl function.

    I tried it and agree with doos in terms of correlation after the fact.

    The real q is how you predict future shots in the box. Is it based on opponent, player's form, attacking team's historical stats/ recent form, etc.

    Then you need to take into account the shooting accuracy of your players too. E.g. Pelle typically gets 1 goal for every 10 shots in the box. Aguero double that.

  8. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Diafra fookin Sakho!!!

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Assist ?

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Randolph

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
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          lol

          1. Lingardium Leviosa.
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            😀

    2. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Already??

  9. FrancescoLazio
    • 10 Years
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    West Ham 1 Newcastle 1 Lanzini and Haidara goals is my wish

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      • 15 Years
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      5-0 stormer coming up

  10. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
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    Payet , difficult to scream the name . But scream we will !!!!

  11. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
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    Wijnaldum must be enjoying going from winning in Holland to Newcastle

  12. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
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    Lol at Payet Terrified of bubble 😀

    1. Limbo Exile
      • 14 Years
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      I thought I imagined that 😀

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        Nearly jumped out of his skin 😀

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          #catlikereflexes

    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
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      Must have interrupted his intense mental preparations for his hattrick.

    3. The Blackadder
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      • 13 Years
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      That cracked me up too!

      1. The Blackadder
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        No doubt will be on 3rd eye this week.

    4. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
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      Gif or na?

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 11 Years
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        aah nevermind saw it on twitter. brilliant 😀

    5. In Like Flynn.
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      Is he a Trojan?

  13. Slam
    • 10 Years
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    Best of luck to all Kouyate/Payet/Sakho/Moses/Defense and punty Cisse owners.
    Prediction:

    West Ham 1-2 Newcastle
    Goal(s): Moses
    Goal(s): Cisse (2)

    Enjoy the match. 🙂

  14. Paulie Walnuts
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Question... If all the mascots were in a royal rumble which one would win???

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Gunnersaurus

      1. Paulie Walnuts
        • 10 Years
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        Yeah that would be my answer... Surely dinosaur beats all?

        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          They're extinct.

        2. Ógie
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          Extinct like Arsenal titles 🙂

        3. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
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          Don't you need a real dinosaur rather than a made up one. Now if the mascot were a cannon, it could get the rest from range.

          1. Paulie Walnuts
            • 10 Years
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            I'll pop up there after filming tomorrow and suggest they change it

        4. Nascimento
          • 10 Years
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          They don't beat meteors.

    2. Ógie
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      Red Fred of course

    3. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
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      The red devil because all we do at Utd is win win win

      Might as well say it before 100 others do

      1. Scoredelario
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        Lol reminding me of the kid at old Trafford with his banner saying welcome to the best club in the world.

        Vomit

        1. Nascimento
          • 10 Years
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          Debatable whether it's even a club IMO. Think it's simply been a brand for the last couple of decades.

          My favourite Old Trafford banner still has to be 'not arrogant, just better'.

    4. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
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      List them and I'll pick one.

    5. Jay_
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Cyril the Swan

      • Davido989
        • 15 Years
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        That yellow star thingy

        1. BabyB
          • 12 Years
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          wouldnt mess with anyone from maryhill in fairness.

          https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/child-runs.png

      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Mr Blobby

    6. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      R u read for Thauvin bandwagon?

    7. Mull
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      • 14 Years
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      PAYET!!!

    8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      OMG payet

    9. Syd.
      • 16 Years
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      Payet 🙂 🙂

    10. Davido989
      • 15 Years
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      Payet goal
      Noble assist

    11. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
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      YESDSDDDSDD

    12. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
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      Payet 😎

    13. Lord Flashheart
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      • 14 Years
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      season, saved.

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
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        You got 5pts calm down xD

    14. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
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      oh no 🙁

    15. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
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      PAYET

      1. Bertzeiner-m
        • 10 Years
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        Well my order is wrong but...

    16. Lingardium Leviosa.
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      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    17. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Payet!!!

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
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        You promised that Doos 😉

    18. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
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      YEEEESSS PAYETTTTT

    19. Sky Blue Sun
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      Payettttttttt

    20. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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      Template goal this weekend that

    21. Jafooli
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      😎