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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    More like, do a rolling punt for whoever got Newcastle as opposition.

  2. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Thinking about it. Reaping the rewards of a very good fantasy pick.

  3. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Janmaat YC

  4. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Janmatt standard YC

  5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    These short corners from west ham are awful

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      This. Wtf

  6. Hect.OR 98th
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet, Mahrez and Hoolahan. My budget midfield.

    1. Matt
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      this

    2. Hasselbaink Forever
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Barkley next?

  7. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    So... Stick or twist?

    Butland/McCarthy
    Morgan Kolarov Darmian Richards Francis
    Silva Sanchez Mahrez Sako Pedro
    Kun Diouf Wilson

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Needs more Dimitri.

    2. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      more Payet?

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Knee jerky jerky?

        1. Bellerinmondo
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          look at his 3 fixtures after city

          1. KLOPPTOMANIA
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            True, annoyingly I sold him for pedro gw3

  8. BenDavies
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet is stil only owned by 8.2% of teams. Not a massive differential, but still one.

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Only +1.6 to avg then...

    2. Ludo
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      When he scores you 16 points, he is a massive differential!

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        32 for my rival...

  9. Belsunz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    My 2 mids Payet + Mahrez comfortably outscoring my other two starting mids: Hazard + Sanchez. Strange season isn't it?

    1. WilsonSD
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      It's always a long season. Sanchez is unlucky not to have a few goals to his name.

  10. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Leicester and West Ham will struggle to keep Mahrez & Payet.

    Both have enough quality to play at a higher level imo

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah , no doubt

  11. Would an idiot do that?
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Didn't have the stones to do hazard>payet

  12. Why Always Me
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Hoolahan and payet, if only I had mahrez

  13. Bertzeiner-m
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I have had Mahrez and Payet since week 1 possibly the 2 biggest break outs this year. Applause please

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nah, cos U haven't had ayew

      1. Bertzeiner-m
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        week 2 for Hazard

  14. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Lanzini off Obiang on

  15. Burning Plastic
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Many must have orgasmed after Payet scored his second....After City, might have to consider getting him.

  16. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet(c) 😎

    In UFPL, don't own him in FPL 🙁

    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Oh Sheeeet, you're kidding....

      Well done.

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Had no choice, 1pt from Aguero and same from Kane. My only player tonight 😀

    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Well I'm never going to catch you now 🙁

    3. Ludo
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Ah, that's going to extend your lead!

    4. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Well done!

  17. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sakho been poor

    1. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Think he is going, for me.

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        🙁

        who for tho

        1. Trigg ⭐️
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Diouf!

          Or Tekkers in a -4.

    2. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He has indeed

  18. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Lazini

    1 point bagged

  19. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    On a non-Payet note, can anyone get into UCL Fantasy?

    1. Limbo Exile
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      But it hasn't been launched yet, has it?

      1. Trigg ⭐️
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Think someone said they logged in via Playstation? They're cutting it fine!

  20. FPL Blow-In
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    The one player I wanted to blank in order to win my h2h. Well done Payet owners

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Winning my H2H cause of Payet. 🙂

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        This.....needed 4pts

  21. Jay_
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Our subs showing the strength of our squad, good time to be a hammer

    • Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Come on Cresswell...

      I want my standard assist.

    • Tinydancer
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Payet saving my season . . .

      Does anyone have any tips for Uefa Champions league thing on Ps4? I hardly watch any European football 🙂

      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Don't play it.

    • Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I was out some where ,
      wow 2nd goal u beauty

    • Connor's Calling
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      BBC SPORT:
      Dimitri Payet is on a hot streak of form.
      Counting his time at Marseille last season, the West Ham man has now had a hand in 11 goals (four goals, seven assists) in his last 13 appearances.
      Newcastle are in danger of being thrashed here

      I don't have him obviously.

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Naturally, neither do I.

    • Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      aww, Siem de jong tried a trendy haircut

      1. DannyBoy....
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Surprised he didn't get injured putting the hair gel on.

    • Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      A lot of players getting 1 point in this game

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Payet owners aren't

    • Alan Hansen's Emu
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Arrgghhhhhhhhh

    • Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I was having a terrible week until tonight. Thank you Payet! More please!

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        an assist would cap it

    • Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      De Jong straight out of bed 🙂