[sbu_large_image] Dugout Discussion
14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Another goal from Payet would be the icing on the cake

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      greedy chops

      1. Messiah Hazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Always want more 🙂

    2. Fpl Old Guard
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Just the one?

      1. Messiah Hazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        At least one 🙂

  2. Bartowski
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    This season there are too many god damn good midfielders and not enough god damn good strikers...

    1. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      3-5-2

  3. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    This couldn't be going worse. I was easily winning my H2H until Payet plucked that brace out of his arse.

    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Again!
      Oh dear, bit unlucky on the H2H front this season.

    2. Demí
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Try emailing FPL, they may remove the goals like they do with assists sometimes. Mention the h2h

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😆

      2. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        🙂

    3. XecutionerX
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Happened other way round for me lol

  4. Giovanni Giorgio
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Non british native here. What time does MNF start?

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      erm 1 hour 20 min ago...

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      8pm, now in 2nd half....

    3. Demí
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      2 hours 20 min ago

    4. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      7pm GMT

    5. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Have you got Sky +2.5

    6. Giovanni Giorgio
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      The show with Carragher and Neville?

  5. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Why have they moved Payet over to the right? 😡

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      For the assist thats been coming

  6. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Just took a screenshot of my 50 point score incase it disappears 🙂

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      ??? It never disappears.

      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        It will if Newcastle score 🙂

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Doh!

    2. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I'll be hauling in those kind of numbers come the DGWs.

  7. JamieLfc
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Then key to doing well this season - maverick captain punts and patience..

  8. Bouncebackability
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Ultimate schoolboy error really being rubbed in tonight. Went to play AOA then decided against, didn't check my bench afterwards did I. Payet first sub at home to Newcastle. Would never have done that in a million years. This season kicking me when I'm down.

    1. KISSES
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Im sure you'll bounce back

      1. Bouncebackability
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Will have to!!

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Damn , thats hurting BB . Yep, bounce back time

    3. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Hey BB

      😆
      Please accept this smiley as a token of my sympathy.

  9. Farcelona
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    So, currently have 2FT, won't need one for Payet now.

    Redmond to Hoolahan and Oxford to Bellerin worth it?

    1. JamieLfc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nah

    2. Rider on the Storm
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      etting rid of oxford is necessary

  10. Fpl Old Guard
    • 14 Years
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    Payet is the first decent thing to happen to my team this season, might even get green arrow,

    1. Green Arrow
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      This.

  11. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    There are a lot of very average Dutch players in the PL

    1. Belsunz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      There are even more in the world! Luckily for them, they've still got Memphis!

      1. Nascimento
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Know how I know you're a Man Utd fan?

        1. Belsunz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I was imitating one actually.

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Lots of these imitaters around hey Pos

  12. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Nice to know Newcastle at home is still a prime fixture. 🙂

    1. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Not when I captained Rooney a few weeks ago 👿

    2. BrockLanders
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Newcastle have been horrendous

  13. KISSES
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Noble trying too hard with the armband tonight

  14. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet back on the wing

  15. Bertzeiner-m
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    An Assist/Goal would make Payet the highest scoring player of the season

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Assuming he takes all 3 BAP's

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        They're in the bag....

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          .....esp if he gets another goal/assist

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Splendid.....

    3. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No it wouldn't his 13 points has already been added onto the total you're looking at.

  16. Jay_
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Cresswell and Reid battling for the 2 bonus points as it stands

      1. Ludo
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Randolph, Tomkins and Reid all on 2 now...

      2. Jay_
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Add Randolph to that

      3. Shatner's Bassoon
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        A quick thank you to Copps, Pkwrona and Walkman666 for your advice last night.

        1. Stats Don\'t Lie
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          At your service 🙂

      4. Hect.OR 98th
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        My season coming alive after a mediocre start. Mahrez, Hoolahan and Payet in midfield this week.

        1. Jay_
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Nice

          • Belsunz
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Well done!

        2. jam sandwich
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Aguero fit for the weekend?

          1. KISSES
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            They hope to have him ready

          2. Syd.
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            We don't know

          3. DannyBoy....
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Fact.

        3. 50 Shades Oshea
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Got of rid payet two weeks ago and my supposedly casual mini league leader brought him in this week... Genius

          1. Bartowski
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Sounds like things are getting serious....

            Good luck you two..

          2. Belsunz
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Great call by him

        4. Rasping Drive
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          This Sakho chap really isn't much good now, is he?

          1. KISSES
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Shame

          2. Greenbackbøøg…
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Not according to everyone here GW1

          3. GuyIncognito
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            I think he's been quite good.

            1. Royal5
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Ozilface

        5. Obi Wan Elokobi
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          No need to worry everyone will put payet in and they've got Man city next week who we all know won't concede a single goal this season when Kolarov is playing.

        6. Make United Great Again
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Too many midpriced/budget mids out performing big hitters.

          This season is completely broken. Nice challenge though.

          1. Bertzeiner-m
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Guessing you dont own Payet?

            1. Make United Great Again
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Nope.

              Owned Mahrez from GW1 though

              1. Bertzeiner-m
                • 10 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                Same

        7. HuttonDressedasLahm
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Payet off, then Newcastle goal please 😉

          1. Stats Don\'t Lie
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            This. But payet to complete hattie first

            1. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              This. double hatty first

        8. mad_beer ✅
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Please Reid keep the CS and the 2bps. It would give me a 45 when I didn't expect it.

          1. KISSES
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            You're brave having him in your team

        9. Slam
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Lol, people actually saying they hoping for another assy or goal?
          2's fine, congrats.

          1. Demí
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            The general aim of fpl is to score any points as possible, i've always thought.

        10. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Payet on penos for hatty?

          1. Slam
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            There's a Pen now?

        11. Greenbackbøøg…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Janmaat would have been a great pick if he didn't play for such a bad team

        12. Lord Flashheart
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Janmaat is like kolarov just in a crap team

        13. Nascimento
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          'He ended up well inside Mark Noble'...

          1. Stats Don\'t Lie
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Punctuation is the key

          2. Jay_
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Filthiest top of page ever