[sbu_large_image] Dugout Discussion
14 September 2015 1347 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Red arrow

  2. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet U absolute beauty!!!!!!

  3. 420king
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Yessssssssssssssssssssssss!
    One more and I win H2H 😀

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      This

  4. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Paaaaayyyyyyyuueeeeettt

  5. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Get innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you baby

  6. FISSH
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I so nearly did Silva > payet

  7. Baggers
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Really good finished from Payet

  8. BrockLanders
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Great goal that

  9. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Found it! 😀

    https://vine.co/tags/football

    1. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      hahaha.

      That is brilliant!

  10. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Prepare your anus non-owners. It's going to be a long night.

  11. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet baby 😀

  12. The Raging Bull
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    so who transferred out Payet?

  13. Rains of Castamere
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Get in there Payet son

  14. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Where are those selling Payet after 1 blank?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Have you got him?

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Means Che aren't bottom. No I don't

    2. The Blackadder
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      o/

  15. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Nice change in LMS 🙂

  16. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    🙄 of course it was him

  17. Annie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    YOU BEAUTY

  18. copps
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet you beautyyyyyyyyy

  19. Donhush
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    That goal felt better than an orgasm....

  20. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I AM a SOOO HAPPY ILOVE U PAYET

  21. BabyB
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    great finish

  22. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    UFPL captain finally delivers 😎

    1. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      how did you not have it on Mahrez?

  23. Fiona B
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet saving my woeful gameweek

  24. Dormer
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Delighted that Payet scored for me but it would of made my transfers this week a lot easier if he blanked

    1. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      stop complaining!

  25. Costa's Counsellor
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Better screenshot my green arrow before it goes away then...

  26. Hypnos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    that one hurt

  27. The Blackadder
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Just another on the growing list of players I got rid of that are now scoring.

  28. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    The first goal I've had from a midfielder, feels so good

  29. JogaSemmedo
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Not cheered another teams goal like that for a long time!

  30. Kevin Twine
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Yes please