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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Any gif from the goal?

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks

  2. The Blackadder
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sold Payet. *quietly logs out of scout for the evening

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      haha 🙁

    2. Psychos got ya number
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Did the same. Did Pelle to Benteke last GW too so on a roll!

  3. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I like wen my player score goal 🙂

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Profound

    2. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Mee too 😀

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Would've never have guessed that mate.

    4. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Really?

    5. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Casual.

  4. Costa Nostra
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    So West Ham plays a crap team like Newcastle every week?

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Cisse to score twice then let's see who's laughing

    2. DannyBoy....
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Arsenal and Liverpool not count?

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Scored against Arse and Liverpool too , point ?.

      1. Costa Nostra
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        True true.....just laugh at how quickly the knee jerk bandwagons start.

  5. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Newcastle v Sunderland.

    Coming to a Championship near you next season.

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I hope

      1. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        They both look p*ss poor, to be frank.

        1. mattyrobinson
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          We looked alright yesterday, just tired late on...

          1. Nomar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Problem is you flirt with relegation every season.

            As Wigan found out a few seasons ago, if you keep going to the well then one day you'll find it's run dry.

  6. Dempsey
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Good man payet

  7. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    WHY IS PAYET TAKING A SHORT CORNER

    1. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      chill out dude

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        IM SO EXCITED HE SCORED

    2. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      His pet name is DeMetre Payet

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Good one

  8. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet terrified of bubble 😀

    https://vine.co/tags/football

  9. Yome
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sold Payet for Yaya a few weeks ago, oh well...

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Good,. lol, ahhh sorry Yome

  10. JamieLfc
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    If ditching Payet has a positive it is that I need to be more patient with players, class is permanent

  11. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I detest short corners.

  12. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    But wow payet 😀

    1. BUZZBOMB ♡
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      5 weeks in and with the cool kids all playing wildcards at some point, we've all had Payet at some point this season to be fair.

  13. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Hate short corners

  14. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Gotta love those short corners.

  15. Jimjam
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Myhill, McCarthy
    Kompany, Darmian, Williams, Gomez, Muniesa
    Sanchez, Silva, Ayew, Mahrez, Westwood
    Aguero, Gomis, Wilson

    2FT, 2.1 in bank

    What to do with my frees? Considering Kompany to Kolarov so as not to waste a FT, or perhaps Muniesa out...

    1. trequartista
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Gomis > Benteke

  16. TheSteel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone sell Payet this week for a hit?

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Before Newcastle. Nobody here that stupid.

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        The ayew urge was strong

        1. Greenbackbøøg…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I didn't for the record

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Lol no. Why would anyone do that?

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Really ?

    4. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Regardless of fixture, he's the type of player you should never sell for a hit.

    5. TheSteel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Haha I've not done it myself but my rival has and I'm wondering if he's literally the only one.

  17. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet miss

  18. Bellerinmondo
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    payet close again

  19. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Oh Payet close...

    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      So 4 yards wide is close? Why bother?

      1. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Big chance.

  20. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet useless now. Sell.

  21. Valar(Keith)
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    How many points for a short corner?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      7

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Interesting to see Lanzini I think 1st receiver from short corners. Boosts his appeal a lot.

  22. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet in the hole is some prospect. He stays.

  23. Dirty Harry
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Sixth goal for my team after five weeks... worth start ever.

    Thanks Payet

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      U r lucky. I have only 1 goal in 5 🙁

  24. GuyIncognito
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Newcastle look like they've had to walk a mile to the stadium because a concrete mixer broke down.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Can you explain?

  25. Bellerinmondo
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    NOR sun CPL after citeh for west ham, was going to sell Payet but not sure now

  26. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Get Payet against City?

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No

  27. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Please Payet 3 more

  28. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Newcastle United.

    The only thing keeping Chelsea out of the bottom 3 right now.

  29. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Janmat misses a sitter

  30. The Raging Bull
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Flipping hell, Payet's punishing me for selling him. See another goal and assist from him.