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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

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  1. Fiona B
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Andy Carroll warming up. Already dead.

    RIP in peace.

    1. Fiona B
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Not even sorry

      1. RÏɠBY
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        and why should you be
        just a big feary

        1. Nomar
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Whats a feary?

          Is it a fairy whose scary?

          Hee hee, that rhymes!

          1. RÏɠBY
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 15 days ago

            that fits better than the auto correct of faerie

  2. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Is Sakho getting subbed??? 🙁

    1. BrockLanders
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      No

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Ok cheers. Saw someone mention it last page

  3. Pablitto
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Why is Saylor even not on the bench?

    1. BabyB
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      no injury that i'm aware of so just not rated by McClaren i think.

  4. BrockLanders
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Kouyate sitting a bit deep for my liking

  5. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Did Payet to Pedro last week. Dumbest decision ever.

    Now considering Chadli to Payet

    1. Fiona B
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      With Man C next? Hold that knee firm

    2. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Ahead of a clash with the only team who hasn't conceded a goal in the Prem?

      Strap that knee down!!!

      1. Sepp Blattered
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        West Ham averaging 2.5 goals a game away this season after playing Arsenal and Liverpool 😉 You could make up any stat

    3. Odikostar
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Chadli goal against palace then

    4. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Payet has City next

      1. Nomar
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        I'd say law of averages says City likely to concede this weekend, so Payet's odds must be fairly decent.

    5. 4vets
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      n00b

    6. Royal5
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Then next week Pedro to Chadli

    7. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      It would solve my benching dilemma as I currently have Pedro benched but I guess I should wait after City. Thanks

  6. JayBomb
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Is Payet a little bit Podgy?

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      He is every iota perfect.

    2. Fiona B
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      I said the same on the last page, definitely got cushion for pushin'

    3. Royal5
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Cazorla-ish

  7. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Cresswells points will suffer with Payet in the team

  8. Valar(Keith)
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Considering Payet to Payet for a hit! so much excitement on here today!
    Note: i dont own Payet so i'll have to get him in for a hit first

    Anyway gnyt.. enjoy the game

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      hahahaaaa u dingleberry 😛

      1. Valar(Keith)
        • 17 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Remember... you cant spell EssPayetential without Payet

  9. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    If Donald trump will start losing hair he will look like Steve mclaren

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      hahaha.. spot on

  10. Djerbil
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Why does Payet looks like a Thin Anderson?

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Everyone who looks like Anderson looks like a thin Anderson

  11. 4vets
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    So much crap still talked here during matches... even for MNF 🙁

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Dont own Payet ?

      1. 4vets
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        No, but I don't talk crap either 🙁

        It's like everyone is 12 years old.

        1. Lingardium Leviosa.
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Jared Fogle?

        2. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          Oh C'mon its good to enjoy

          1. 4vets
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 15 days ago

            I enjoy the footy, just not the idiocy here.

    2. Fiona B
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Payet non owner?

    3. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Aguero > Diouf?

    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Haven't got Payet?

    5. Royal5
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Sour grapes.

    6. Jøssy ⭐
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Completely agree mate!!

  12. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Yeah!!!! I have Payet...

    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Me too 🙂

      1. Messiah Hazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Great let's hope for a hattrick

  13. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    West Ham's kit this year is actually beautiful. Such a nice deep purple.

    1. Royal5
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Agreed.

    2. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Everything looks beautiful when Payet Scores

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Agreed.

    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      smoooooooooke on the waaaaaaterrrrrrr

    4. 4vets
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Jesus! *claret!!!!

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Id say it's more a 'Payet' colour.

      2. BUZZBOMB ♡
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Had a girlfriend called Clare T once...

        1. 4vets
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          That was Clare Tourettes.

          1. BUZZBOMB ♡
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 15 days ago

            C'mon, watch the footie and stop being grumpy! 🙂 That was funny tho. She's been around a bit then, I see.

        2. Mull
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          I bet she was a colourful character.

    5. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Maroon

      1. Odikostar
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        this

    6. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Payet wears it well....

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        This.

  14. The Raging Bull
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    is there any current Premiership player who's played for more Premiership clubs that Victor Moses??

    1. Bøss ⭐
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      I was literally just thinking the same thing

      1. The Raging Bull
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Good trivia question!

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Crouch?

      1. The Raging Bull
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Yes, well done!

        1. Forza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 15 days ago

          😀 I never get those questions right!

      2. lespaul
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        yeah crouch 6 routledge and moses 5

  15. JØ
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Is this goal.com UCL fantasy avaible only on the phone?

  16. super zlatan
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Looks like I'm keeping payet then

  17. JamieLfc
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    So glad I triple captained Payet!

    1. BabyB
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      link or gtfo

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Rude

    2. odannyboys
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Hahaha

  18. MORIS FC
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    myhill, mccarthy
    kolarov, gomez, cedric, muniesa, huth
    yaya, sanchez, mahrez, pedro, westwood
    agüero, benteke, wilson

    what would you do with 2ft??
    0.2 itb

  19. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Please be okay, honey.

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Strong as an ox....

  20. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Or is it magenta?

    1. Royal5
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Not even close.

    2. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      It looks like a Mark Rothko inspired number minimalist like there football

  21. Valar(Keith)
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    My failed Jiminez punt from six years ago made me not get Payet.. Not even kidding

  22. banskt
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    The match is getting boring somehow.

    1. Pablitto
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Another gosl from Payet then

    2. DannyBoy....
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Jesus wept. If this is boring, then what the hell was that first half at Old Trafford?

      1. banskt
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        that was out of this world.

    3. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Doesn't seem to be many goals left in this game, end to end but nothing there

      1. banskt
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Exactly.

  23. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Silva's flag has been removed. Is he passed fit now?

    1. waitinginthelonggrass
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Yes

    2. banskt
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Yes, he is playing tomorrow against Juventus, as per Pellegrini.

    3. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Yep

    4. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      I think Pelle said he should be OK to play against Juve.

      1. Jøssy ⭐
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Why is the Saints striker commenting!?

    5. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Thanks all

    6. Valar(Keith)
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      He is so good at creating chances that he passed fit with a football

      1. Valar(Keith)
        • 17 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        Terrible pun i apologise.. infact i fear i have to explain this one too so i apologise for that toothe clue is in the word "passed" )

  24. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Moses is bad for Cresswell owners

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      LOL @ Red Sea owners

    2. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      you could of ended that sentence after the d

  25. waitinginthelonggrass
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    To those watching the game, how are Newcastle playing?

    1. 4vets
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Ok... lacking in the final 3rd

      1. waitinginthelonggrass
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 15 days ago

        As per usual, Cisse just doesn't seem to work as a lone striker.

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Very Steve McClaren like

    3. Bellerinmondo
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      decent possession, not doing much with it

    4. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Mouths open in awe of Payet

  26. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Ogbonna down

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      🙁

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      and out

    3. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Ogbonna a gonna

  27. Royal5
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Rip Moses Malone btw

  28. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Jenkinson coming on

  29. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Ogbonna fail

    1. Royal5
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 15 days ago

      Got him?

  30. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 15 days ago

    Ogbonna 🙁

    Gutting. Was hoping for a clean sheet tonight!