[sbu_large_image] Dugout Discussion
19 September 2015 3195 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The Gameweek order of play delivers a potential cracker to get us started, with Chelsea – reeling off the back of three defeats in four – playing host to Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. The Blues have dominated this fixture in recent years – winning their last three home meetings by an aggregate of 10-1 – but are yet to register a win on their own turf this campaign.

The Blues lie just one place above the relegation berths after five outings, having conceded more goals (12) than any other Premier League side. To further underline their failings at the back, Newcastle have conceded just one more shot inside the box (50) than the champions. Jose Mourinho will demand a dramatic improvement on the attacking front, too, given that Chelsea are yet to record a “big chance” at home this term.

Despite ranking top for attempts (112), shot inside the box (79) and big chances (17) by some margin, Arsenal have just five goals to their name – exposing some poor finishing. No team in the league possesses a worst shot conversion rate (4.5%) than the Gunners, offering hope to those patient managers still in possession of Chelsea defenders.

  1. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    That was embarrassing. What a clown.

  2. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Dodgy pen for Chelsea coming

    1. Man Chest Hair United
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Hey mate did you end up going Coutinho?

  3. Pasqualinho
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Fair play to Koscielny. Arm in the face, but no play acting, then loses a chest-off, and still no clutching his face in agony. Gabriel a bit of a clown, though - no need to get involved and let Costa wind him up. Not very clever.

    1. MagicMessi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Costa is the only clown

      1. Pasqualinho
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        I wouldn't argue that he isn't - but Gabriel was just brainless there.

      2. money face bandwagon
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Did u see how gabriel react after that

        1. MagicMessi
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 6 months ago

          am saying if iam in there i would punch him in the face tho ,, so gabriel did the least to be done

  4. Randy_Marsh
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    That BT sports soundtrack is horrific. Is it even worth having sky sports anymore?

  5. FrancescoLazio
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    If Arsenal win this on the break there will be justice in the world

    1. Randy_Marsh
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      lol

  6. Jax
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    chelsea win coming up

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      😀

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        hazardous goal

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 6 months ago

          Lol

  7. Man Chest Hair United
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Costa didnt desreve a red at all but neither did gabrielle just poor officiating

    1. Pariße
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      I think both did

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Technically the decision was right but morally both should have got a red

    3. Tshelby
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      2 slaps in the face and one push, no red card? erm..

    4. Bucky Barnes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Costa deserved a red for the forearm or the slap in the face

      Throwing your arms about is a red

  8. Pariße
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    A player slaps the opponent, RC - stupid
    Costa slaps Koscielny, referee closes his eyes - genius

    1. FrancescoLazio
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Linesmen scared to do anything

  9. Randy_Marsh
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    RIP Sanchez points

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      No God would let this happen

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        It will happen then

        1. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 6 months ago

          Atheists United

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Yup. One more gw.

  10. Yome
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Wouldn't mind a Pedro goal now

  11. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Yeah don't intervene Mike
    http://i.imgur.com/G1snemX.jpg

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      jesus is he giving him a noogie?

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Red to kos too for biting Costa in the palm

      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        haha

  12. rohan
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Joke donkey

  13. Berkan
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Gabriel already should've been booked for his challenge on hazard and concedes a penalty. This isn't a huge injustice tbh

    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      it wasn't a penalty. not even close. I'm not an Arsenal fan either.

    2. I Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      not a pen

    3. Pariße
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Hazard did hold him there.

    4. Telpuialion
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      This isnt as much about Gabriel's RC as it is about Costa's non-RC, I think.

    5. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      There was no challenge....

  14. Bobby
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    God have mercy - took a four point hit to get begovic out of my team. I am terrible at fpl. What do other people do for hobbies, might take up another option....

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Why would you do that?

      1. Bobby
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        You're right, it's a pipe dream - I have no other talents. For better or worse this is all I've got

      2. how now brown cow
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        I try to collect clean sheets on my bench. Good at it.

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      You are right about that: you are terrible at fpl.

      Start fishing maybe?

  15. I Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    lmao @ at the Chelsea fans coming to the fore. Pathetic. No wonder any club in Europe can come to Stamford Bridge and make more noise than you. Losers.

  16. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Cost Goal will be icing on the cake

    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      not as good as your gravatar though!

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Hahaha 😉

  17. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    A pedro goal would sicken a lot of former owners!

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Shhhhh

      1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        🙂 haha

  18. mbrucie
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    San(c)hez fail

  19. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Sanchez to Silva looks to be a good move now.

    Deciding to keep Pedro looks to be a good move.

    Benching Pedro however... :/

  20. walkman666
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Ref blew it, Gabriel has to walk away and not get goaded into being in the situation of getting into trouble. It was like A grade school thing, and he got detention. Justice, no. Costa more savvy? Yes.

  21. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    14/1 Costa to score & Chelsea win 1-0.
    Take my pound.

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Put £5 on that

    2. FrancescoLazio
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      £14 buys a couple drinks. Put a fiver on

    3. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Worth a quid yes.

      0-0 @4.5 doesn't look too bad. Arsenal will seek to hold on. Costa could just as easily pick up another yellow as score, if the ref wants to even things up.

  22. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Costa biggest scumbag of a human being there in.

    -Slaps Kos in the face
    -Chest bumps Kos to the floor
    -Slaps Gabriel in the back twice

    In turn, Gabriel gets sent off. Complete Bullocks.

    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Mike Dean should take a couple weeks off

    2. Sif
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Thug Life

    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      the way he begged the ref to send off gabriel was embarassing and pathetic

      1. Milner4eva
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Y u no link your team?

    4. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Yup. Mou is laughing his arse off.

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        This

    5. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      And Chelsea probably win the match.

    6. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      I wonder if Costa practices that in training? With Jose saying "no try it again...this time with more feeling and I want to see tears in your eyes when you ask the referee to send him off after goading him"

  23. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    When you have the infamous reputation of Chelsea, Costa really doesn't do anything to help you out.

    Pure scum,hope the FA slaps him with a nice 3 match ban at minimum

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Can they do that though ? . As far as they are concerned the ref saw the incident and booked Costa . No retrospective punishment

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        Depends on whether the booking was for the chest bump with Gabriel or not

        I doubt he saw the elbow on Koscielny before it, otherwise that would have to be clear red

  24. Randy_Marsh
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone see the MTV awards yoke last night?

  25. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    No penalty = incorrect decision
    Red card = correct

    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      true to your username.

  26. Rolls-Royce
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Costa winner would be some headline.

  27. Valar(Keith)
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Im a chelsea fan and im disgusted by costa.. at a pub with around 50 chelsea fans and we are all embarassed by that 🙁 .. we aint all that bad

    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Well, apparently the ones who don't get to matches may sometimes be decent.

    2. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      🙂

    3. I Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      This is the reaction of a decent person, unlike some of the clowns in here saying how much they loved it.

    4. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      There you go. Didnt know you were a chelsea fan but always like your posts. You just went up even more in my estimation

    5. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      Here here!

  28. Milner4eva
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    San(c)hez fail incoming

  29. Jax
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Tonga try

  30. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 months ago

    Are there any unbiased chelsea fans here who can accept that Costa is a d*ck

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 months ago

      He's very effective at being a dick though, I mean, I'd say he's checked off most of his checklist for the match in the first half!

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 6 months ago

        He is. Gabriel is a fool.