[sbu_large_image] Dugout Discussion
19 September 2015 3195 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The Gameweek order of play delivers a potential cracker to get us started, with Chelsea – reeling off the back of three defeats in four – playing host to Arsenal at Stamford Bridge. The Blues have dominated this fixture in recent years – winning their last three home meetings by an aggregate of 10-1 – but are yet to register a win on their own turf this campaign.

The Blues lie just one place above the relegation berths after five outings, having conceded more goals (12) than any other Premier League side. To further underline their failings at the back, Newcastle have conceded just one more shot inside the box (50) than the champions. Jose Mourinho will demand a dramatic improvement on the attacking front, too, given that Chelsea are yet to record a “big chance” at home this term.

Despite ranking top for attempts (112), shot inside the box (79) and big chances (17) by some margin, Arsenal have just five goals to their name – exposing some poor finishing. No team in the league possesses a worst shot conversion rate (4.5%) than the Gunners, offering hope to those patient managers still in possession of Chelsea defenders.

  1. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Koscielny goal incoming.

    Costa's just getting him fired up 😉

  2. JoeJitzu +42
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    As a neutral......

    Gabriel = Naive and inexperienced
    Costa = Resort to The Low of the Low to get his team an advantage
    Kosc = Cool headed.
    Red = Poor Officiating; missed the original slap which would have prevented all of what happened next!

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      2nd and last point are the most critical I think

      Just turned the game on its head

    2. walkman666
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Well summarized. This ^

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Yup..I am extremely surprised by coolness of Kosc

      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        well, he is French 😛

      2. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        he probably expected Costa to just get a yellow/red and that would be it so didn't feel the need to react.

    4. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      All correct except Kosc fell over like a child.

      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        ?

  3. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Don't worry everyone. Gabriel's Dreams aren't Out of Reach and he will Rise again.

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      🙂

    2. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😀

    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😀

  4. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Worst of all, now we have to bring fecking Chambers on.

    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😥

  5. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Balotelli is a better person than Costa. Period.

    1. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Obviously. He's just dumb, not a piece of shite.

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Well he isma better person then most footballers.

  6. bibi
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Football is quote a gentlemens game played by thugs.

    1. F4L
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      thugs don't act like cry babies

  7. Mary
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    This is why nobody likes Chelsea. Feel sorry for the likes of Hazard, Pedro and Azpi who have to be associated with this kinda scum

  8. The Light Knight
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Gabriel is a thug like Costa so no sympathy there, unfair on Kos however

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      This

  9. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Shaw ->Azpi in the making...

    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Azpi on for 3 baps atm I think

    2. Sergeant Garcia
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Darmian -> Azpi here.

  10. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Well, Gabriel did kick him I guess

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Fully deserved red.

    2. bibi
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He did kick if he was a horse that would have been ok but an abnormal move by human. Kind of like beck hams kick ...But Costa what a bad role model for kids

  11. I Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Chambers for Coquelin. Ozil survives.

  12. how now brown cow
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Chambers for coq

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😀

    2. how now brown cow
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Or is that just a rumour

  13. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Hazard. Its your chance

  14. sminkypinky
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Best comment of today:
    "Costa is the Breadbin of Premier League" -Accounting on Chris

    😆

    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I shat miself

      1. sminkypinky
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        😆

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      What does that make Chris then?

    3. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Great bant

  15. Numb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Isn't Costa just one of those players that you love if he's in your team and hate if he's not?

    1. Big Sum
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      no

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I bet if there was a poll, I'd be right.

      2. Numb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Chelsea fans I know seem to love him. Non Chelsea fans don't.

    2. F4L
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      no, if I was a Chelsea fan I would be ashamed of him

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        But you're not a Chelsea fan

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      That describes most players. Unless you're casual.

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Some more than others. E.g. Ronaldo / Keane at United.

    4. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      no, he's just one of those pathetic players

    5. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I would be embarrassed to have him at my club.

    6. sminkypinky
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No for me too. Hakee every second he was in my FPL team. 🙂

      1. sminkypinky
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        *hated

    7. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I always thought this but sometimes i think he goes a bit far with it (e.g. today) and you just hope that the club gives half a f* about its image, and about the impact this has on football in the grander scheme.

      It might be successful, but do we really want to see this become a big part of the game? I'd like to think theres a point where things like this are condemned by the club

  16. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Can we ban Daniel for 45 minutes ?

    Fair play to Costa for succeeding in winding up Gabriel but Costa should have a red and a ban. Hands up into Koscielny's sinuses.

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      45 days? 😉

  17. BlueIncognito
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Continue to label Chelsea as 'scum' based on the actions of one player. Sound.

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      They have excellent fans...

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Such a nice manager...

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Tasty half time pies...

    4. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Racism on the train

    5. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Based on actions of one player, the manager, the fans, the club...

      1. Robe Wan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        All the fans?

        What a banal and fatuous statement

    6. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      it's one of many bullet points.

  18. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    A golden opportunity to win a game again for Chelsea.

    But what if they are not able to capitalize on this either? That would be terrible for them.

    Should be a good half.

    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      agreed.

  19. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    gutted I didn't go begovic now

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Final count for the Grand Play Offs is 337 entrants. 256 will qualify for the first round proper with 81 being eliminated in the qualifying round. The full list of entrants is in the link below and lets just say we had a surprise late entry 😀

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iTFYdh_tO9S8XXvF2fYuVu73bLAVAOn3MaGFMWJLbm4/pubhtml?gid=1687282488&single=true

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Am I in it?

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        It just says Daniel, not the special one

          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Yeah that's you, I shortened a couple of long names including yours. Shall I add it back in?

  20. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton Sep 19
    Diego costa, innocent. Well done mike dean. Gabriel kept at it #justiceforcosta

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      The fact that Joey Barton defends Costa says it all really.

      The words "Birds" and "Of a Feather" spring readily to mind.

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Quoting Joey Barton is a bannable offence.

  21. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Je suis Costa

    1. MagicMessi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      No , u r just an overexcited fan

  22. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Blue is the color

    1. MagicMessi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      ManCity blue is the true color hammering Chelsea 3-0

  23. Milner4eva
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Darmian -> Azpi after SUN GW8 looking good

  24. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Costa to get awarded an 'oscar'.

  25. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Well I feel like an idiot for benching azpi

  26. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Big ups to Koscienly for not falling and rolling around when Costa hit him. Imagine if that same scenario had happened in La Liga.

    1. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      sad thing is, had Koscelny reacted like Costa would've, we'd probably be seeing Arsenal with 11 and Chelsea down to 10

  27. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Costa will probably get a retrospective ban anyways.

    1. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      no benefit to the aggrieved side though is it?

  28. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Ivanovic yellow