[sbu_large_image] Dugout Discussion
7 December 2015 1708 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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If recent results are anything to go by, Gameweek 15’s swansong should be an end-to-end affair, as the free-scoring Everton and Crystal Palace go head-to-head at Goodison Park. The Toffees have marmalised the recent trespassers on their turf, besting Sunderland and Aston Villa by an aggregate of 10-2. On the other hand, the Eagles put five past a hapless Newcastle United outfit last time out.

Everton have been the dominant attacking force in the previous four rounds of fixtures, placing top for goals scored (14), shot accuracy (49.1%) and shots on target (27). In terms of their home form throughout the campaign, the Merseysiders rank second – behind Manchester City (23) – for goals scored (16), despite charting in the bottom eight for attempts (91). Nonetheless, Everton’s defensive record at Goodison Park (11 goals conceded) bodes well for the Eagles’ offense.

Alan Pardew’s charges have excelled on their travels this term, overhauling the likes of Liverpool and Chelsea away from Selhurst Park. The London club will fancy their chances of stifling the Toffees’ buoyant attack, considering they’ve shipped the joint-fewest goals (five) in away matches.

  1. Daniel Exeter
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    Talksport or 5live?

    1. Baby Face Nelson
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      lung cancer or colon cancer ?

      1. Old Man
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        That's highly inappropriate - you're leaving up to your name.

        1. King Kav. QC at law
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          Lighten up. My mother died of lung cancer but I'll see a joke as a joke instead of displaying faux outrage and attempt to show myself as a moral beacon as an attempt to impress others.

  2. Hibbo
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    That awkward moment when the DPD man leaves me a parcel for a neighbour and it happens to be underwear for the woman next door. How embarrassing.

    1. Davido989
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      is her size that big that she had to get them delivered?

    2. Sponge-worthy
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      Pics or didn't happen

    3. fusen
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      Why is that embarrassing? Have you time travelled from Victorian England?

    4. SamH123
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      how do you know it's underwear?
      normally they wouldn't make it obvious on the box...

    5. Mr. Grv
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      Lol

    6. The Fantastic Mr Fox
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      Put it in a big opaque bag and hand it over

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        he'll have to clean it off first..

    7. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      that awkward moment when you open someone else's mail...

    8. Hibbo
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      I swear to go it says on the outside of the packet what's inside.

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        word for word it says...what?

        1. Hibbo
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          Panties women's knit.
          Bra women's knit.

          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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            brand?

            1. Gnu
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              Scent?

              1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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                i was thinking...taste?

      2. RÏɠBY
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        be thankful it was an oversized vibrator 😉

    9. RÏɠBY
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      why? did you try them on?

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        🙂

    10. The Bandit
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      Make sure you take them off before knocking on the door 😉

    11. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
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      Just put a marker through it if you think its embarrassing?

  3. Coldplay
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    A Hennessey cleanie will come in handy. Especially as Butland sitting there making me look like an idiot. Lukaku? Meh everyone have him.

  4. Sponge-worthy
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    Cabaye close.

  5. Licious Lizard
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    End result guesses?

      • 10 Years
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      2:0

    1. Team Cruel
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      90 min full time

    2. Meinhoff
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      1-1

    3. Woy of the Wovers
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      58pts

    4. Sif
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      0-0

      Lukaku + Barkley owner :p

    5. Nascimento
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      4-2

      1. Ha.
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        Ummmmmmm

    6. Declan
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      0-1 McArthur goal

  6. Iceball
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    Get Ramsey for Westwood and Bench Barkley or Vardy?

    1. Licious Lizard
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      Yes. Bench Barkley

  7. Mah-rage
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    Palace is conceding the corners and Palace itself is missing the attempts ! What is going on !?

  8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    This is poor

  9. Kavali
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    This will end 0-0 , so poor game

    1. Woy of the Wovers
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      You mean it's poor based on your projected score? What if your model is wrong?

      1. Kavali
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        Based on the fact that Everton have 1 shoot on target, and 8 off. Game full of unneceseery passes, and then, Barkley ol Delofeu shoots from long range ten meters far from goal. And Palace are "all defence". Whole game are to slow.

    2. Baby Face Nelson
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      careful there. people on here were thoroughly entertained by that half

  10. Meinhoff
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    Deulofeu is tragic

    1. Pasqualinho
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      Deulofail?

    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    No suprise, MNF matches are usually so low-scoring.

  11. Gnu
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    So what do the knuckle-draggers do during the half-time break?

    1. Nascimento
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      Eat their half-time satsumas and then get back out there

  12. Bolivian Seaman
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    This is all pardew's fault, he set them up to be defensive

    1. Zizoulicious
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      They usually set up like this, just different personnel today

    2. Nascimento
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      Like Zidane said they're usually defensive. What they offer going forwards tends to be on the counter - just not seen much of that

      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        Yeah, they miss zaha; and sako

  13. Piggs Boson
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    As someone with no players in this match, more of the same please.

    1. Zasa
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      Palace under Pardew have only drawn twice in 38 games 😯

    2. Sponge-worthy
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      Go to sleep..

  14. Puyol Pants Up
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    No Everton or Liverpool players. So far so good

  15. Zizoulicious
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    This has been a bit boring... Happy with my 0-0 prediction so far

  16. BenDavies
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    Why are MNF's so reliably boring, the games seem so laboured.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
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      Reliably boring? People still choose captains simply because they play on Monday. They were always wrong but I don't think MNF was always boring.

    2. RÏɠBY
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      biorhythms probably

  17. Forza
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    Can't we just call him Gerard?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Gerry D

    2. Somalion
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      How about Stevie?

  18. fijuhmon
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    Cleverley hamstring issues.

  19. The Raging Bull
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    Wickham is the worst striker in Prem. 9m for that dross?

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      rooney?

      1. Old Man
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        Rooney is no longer worth 9m, 0.9m maybe.

    2. Daniel Exeter
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      He's 9m?!?

      Jesus

      1. The Raging Bull
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        Shocking piece of business from CP.

        1. Old Man
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          Agreed - what a strange decision to buy him!

  20. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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    Barkley looking naff

    1. TorresMagic™
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      Got him this week. Not great so far.

    2. Pasqualinho
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      Nobody's looking up to much, to be honest.

  21. Jazz!
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    Dann on the bench. All my playing defenders failing to keep a CS. Obviously it's going to stay 0-0.

  22. Bøwstring The Carp
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    If Lukaku blanks this will be a dreadful week for captains once again...

    Where has the reliability gone for captaincy? 🙁

    1. Licious Lizard
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      You forget about the troll he will smack ya'

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      it's still there, it's called Riyhad Mahrez

      I of course captained Mane

    3. TorresMagic™
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Vardy

    4. Zasa
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      Özil looks like, at least Arsenal have been somewhat consistent

    5. Somalion
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      Alternate between Ozil and Mahrez. Easy peasy squeezy lemons.

    6. Weasel Boy
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      Ighalo 🙂

  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Only thing decent about mnf is it's the last game of the gw

    Other than that it tends to disappoint

  24. Bolivian Seaman
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    Sky Live commentary

    0 Kick Off Everton vs Crystal Palace
    45 Half Time Everton vs Crystal Palace

    1. Gazpilicueta
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      i guess that answers my question....

  25. Would an idiot do that?
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    Don't worry guys, Lukaku loves a Monday night

  26. Gazpilicueta
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    just clicked the game on, how has the first half been?

      • 10 Years
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      Many chances, Lukaku hit the post. Him and Bolasie were the biggest threats. Goals will come

  27. Bøss ⭐
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    Surprised to see people say that was a boring first half as there were no goals! There were plenty of chances, lukaku hitting the post and deulofeu looking as exciting as ever

    1. KOLASINA(C)
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      "as exciting as ever" Ayew mad?

      1. Bøss ⭐
        • 13 Years
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        have you watched him play? must be a troll...

    2. Bolivian Seaman
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      Yeah, I was jesting. It's been ok, lukaku is getting closer

    3. Zasa
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      Sidenote, Stones has also played brilliant, oozes class.

    4. Pasqualinho
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      I think only an owner could label him exciting. Or a Mirallas owner.

    5. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
      • 14 Years
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      People always say this. It normally starts about 15 minutes in if there haven't been three goals already...

  28. Licious Lizard
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    Already fell from 26k to 41k this round. Need that Bolasie goal!

    1. Baby Face Nelson
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      he's more rb than forward tonight

      1. Licious Lizard
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        Unfortunately yes. One can still hope though

  29. Weasel Boy
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    1-1
    Barry and Jedinak goals.