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Having assessed the defensive data over the last four rounds of fixtures earlier in the week, we now turn our attentions to the centre of the park. We analyse a host of playmakers from Everton, Spurs, Arsenal, West Ham and City before casting an eye over the recent new arrivals at Sunderland and Newcastle, as the Wear-Tyne duo step up their battle to beat the drop.

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  1. Extreme ways
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Good Luck LvG with trying to win Europa League

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Always going to be tough anyway, with Dortmund & Napoli in it.

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        To be fair they would probably have struggled against Castilla as well

  2. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Gary Lineker
    GaryLineker
    It's hard to comprehend how poor Manchester United are at present.
    7:35 p.m. - 18 February 2016

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Not that hard Gary - bad players = bad team

    2. Clandlewood
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Easy for those glory-hunting Leicester fans to say!

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Haha....You can't really accuse GL of being a newbie Leicester fan.

        1. Clandlewood
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          🙂 maybe not. But it's easy for the big teams to criticise minnows like man Utd. They're trying!

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Interesting that he posts this when they are losing. Is Gary our very own Cpt Hindsight?

    4. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Not the brightest Gary. For me, the players aren't good enough for starters. Terrible waste of funds.

  3. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    The team United are playing are still in their pre-season, while United are at the business end of the their season.

    Okay...

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Taking a big break, not pre-season

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Taking a big dump on United more like

  4. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    St Etienne 3 - 2 Basel

    Damn, come on Basel!

  5. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    If DDG is out next GW, I think Arsenal will have a field day.

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Sanchez better *****ing do something!

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Flipping?

    2. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 5 months ago

      They might do anyway with that defence. I hope so as I have Sanchez and Ozil.

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Thought I was the only nutter to have them both.

        Keeping Ozil has worked a treat, recruiting Sanchez not so much.

        1. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 5 months ago

          There is noone else I want tbh. He is first to go though when I am trying to field players come GW30.

  6. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Shrewsbury will fancy their chances

  7. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    2-1 Middleland's goal
    https://streamable.com/aub2?t=12.9

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Pretty mean of UEFA, calling back the Danes from holiday, just to have someone to put down the dog

    2. Boydinho
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Hehe Middleland, sounds like Lilliput from Gullivers Travels.

  8. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Damn , still to witness a goal tonight

  9. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Reckon Frank de Boer should be getting a few phone calls.

  10. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Will LVG survive until the weekend if it stays the same?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Definitey.

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        With the correct spelling though.

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      It is embarrassing

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      If they want Mourinho and don't appoint him now, then I don't see them getting him in the summer. He'll have far easier offers.

      1. rdamjan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        It makes no sense to wait with Mou.

      2. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I've posted similar before. It would be foolish to expect he won't get other offers.

        He might want the job at the moment but he's perfectly entitled to look at other offers that come along.

        1. rdamjan
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Maybe he will end up in China:)

    4. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Shouldn't under estimate FC Midtjylland they have played a lot in Europe and are used to winning at home.

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        This

      2. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Man United are one of the few clubs in Europe who's aspiration is to try and compete with the likes of Barca and Bayern....not find reasons to make a 1-2 defeat at the hand of FC Midtdjylland sound better.

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Exactly Wakey

        2. rdamjan
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          This. There is no excuse for this defeat...

  11. In Like Flynn.
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    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    2-1 and 1-1 are certainly not good enough scores to rest many senior players for the second legs.

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      LvG needs to rest players in the league.

      1. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Rooney? 😉

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          He needs a permanent rest 😎

    2. fancy111
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      They are the away games... Would be surprised if Tottenham don't have a similar line up

    3. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Rest ? If there are any seniors players available to play .

  12. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    LVG and Giggs look like a soon-to-be-divorced couple who have nothing left to say to each other

    1. Licious Lizard
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      haha good observation 🙂

    2. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I don't think a conversation with LVG would be much fun

    3. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Definitely sleeping in separate beds

  13. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Spurs 1-1 FT

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Decent result. Not ideal but solid European result.

  14. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    🙂 🙂 🙂

    2-1 FT

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Lemme guess who.

  15. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    At least Man United can focus on the league now....

  16. TorresMagic™
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    • 17 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Predictions no good so far.

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/comment/12710116

  17. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Phone call to the stock exchange incoming

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Eh?

      1. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Need to inform them before sacking LVG

        1. In Like Flynn.
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Ahhhh! Right thanks.

    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah... Wall st getting twitchy.

  18. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    If i had the contacts and resources id hire a hit man to put one clean through his fat flat Dutch nut

    1. Licious Lizard
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Rather unpleasant, aren't you?

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        not as unpleasant as the football he dishes out

    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      reported

    3. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Living up to your name

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        haha im not that bad

      2. Ayew Serious
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        His name has the contacts

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Fran would sort him no bother 🙂

  19. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    @henrywinter "We're f***ing s***, we're f***ing s***" sing #mufc fans

    1. I Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Seriously?

    2. Ziegler1988
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      'Freezing cold on a Thursday night, and we're playing f*****g s***e, what a feeling, what a night'.

  20. Ayew Serious
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Liverpool will be the only English team to win in Europe this week 🙂

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      See you in 2 hours 🙂

  21. HurriKane
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Heavy defeat to Arsenal at Old trafford should be the final nail in the coffin for LVG right?

    Starting to believe Moyes is better than this clown

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      He shouldn't be given the chance its beyond a joke now

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I never doubted that Moyes was the correct choice.

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Agree

      2. Mr. Grv
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Dropping to 7th position was a little too much . I would have been happy if he would be able to achieve a top 4 .

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          If he had stayed, you would have a much better side now.

          1. Mr. Grv
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Maybe but we will we never get to know .

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              No. I am very sad about that.

    3. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Nobody knows. How he's lasted this long is a mystery in truth. A couple of months ago everyone was convinced he'd be gone that weekend...

    4. Ayew Serious
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I'm pretty sure we all know Moyes was better for a long time

  22. Holy See
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    This Ausgburg crowd are a lively lot!

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Must be the communion wine ... 😉

      1. Holy See
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Beauty of the sup!

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          😀

  23. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    The worst thing about it is, just as there is the "West Ham Way", so there is the "Manchester United Caché".

    It, or the lack of it, diminishes all of us.

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Yep , much as we like the Lol's , great to see all top teams firing

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Absolutely. At least some of the time.

    2. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      And the John Terry (lock up your wives) way? Any truth in the rumours to West Ham? Hope not.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        No, it's laughable. There is a fairly large section of the media who absolutely loathe us, now.

        Envy.

        1. Je suis le chat
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Bit disrespectful alright. A transfer to QPR would be more fitting for Terry!

  24. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    'FC Midtjylland - no game in two months, one win in ten before that, and lost 9-1 on aggregate to Napoli in the group stages.'

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      🙁 🙁 🙁

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Hmm , Dunno if Flynn is aware of this stat

    3. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      The devil in United must be scared stiff. Possibly getting closer to God

  25. GS456
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Sanchez>Mahrez? For a free. These stats are scaring me into keeping him, I have ozil of course, but need mahrez back in for his fixtures.

    Other mids are
    Alli, Payet, stanislas but cant afford stanlislas to mahrez

    1. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I have Sanchez but if you do not have Mahrex for Nor its ok.

      1. GS456
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Got vardy so may hold off.

  26. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Mitjit rollrd around the ball @ the back with ease. Its an embarassment/punishment to play Europa. Now we want to win Europa. LoL @ Man U... Lolest @ Van Girl

  27. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Stream shows Firminos name spelled 'Firminio', couldn't they do a quick google

  28. Je suis le chat
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    For me, LVG should have been sacked for offloading better players (RVP, Nani, Evra) than he kept (Fellaini is enough of an example).

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      ^^^.

    2. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Nah , offloading those guys was the thing to do. Cant blame him for that. Blame him for all else though

    3. CRUSHER
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      That's a good point. It's logical they're not doing well, in any competition, because their squad is so bad. He's the one who got to spend a lot of money though so he's responsible for this situation.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Hello, Crusher!!! 😀

        You OK?

        1. CRUSHER
          • 17 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Hi there, doing pretty well thanks. Hope you've been doing better lately

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Yeah. Had a wobble, on the up now. 🙂

      2. Je suis le chat
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I'd imagine Van Persie would have had a hat trick tonight easily. Crying out for a finisher.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          RVP was on his last legs in PL. It;s what he has done with the money and his tactics that's been the ultimate killer ?

    4. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Evra going is just absurd, 250m into this current team is beyond a joke, Moyesy was better, what a state the team is in

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Yeah. Evra could/.should have stayed another season , I guess

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          he loved the club, if asked he would have stayed for another year, guide and help Shaw, but nope

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Dont know the circumstances. But yes , top player and would have been a stabilising factor , for sure

    5. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Javier Hernández would've been a better example than the three you mentioned tbh.

      It's beyond painful watching him scoring pretty much every week. Braces, even the occasional hattrick. Over 20 goals already for Leverkusen.

      Don't blame him for the examples you mentioned personally. Evra wanted to leave, plus we have Shaw. Nani was an inconsistent pain in the arse. And van Persie was declining at an alarming rate.

      It's the fact that he's completely gutted the squad that annoys me.

      1. Je suis le chat
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Forgot about Hernandez, never given a chance of a decent run. It was hard to watch Martials frustration with the likes of DePay. Martial looks the real deal, just surrounded by poorish players (including Mata; lack of physicality).

        1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Aye, he's undoubtedly the best outfield player United have. Head and shoulders above the rest.

          And I agree he's surrounded by a load of crap, or players who are average at best. Rooney, Mata, Fellaini all need replacing in the summer.

    6. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      dont forget chicha. very useful player to have for moments like this .

      very hardworker and gives 100% whenever he players

      1. Yank Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        And was flagged offside a million times in CL Final vs. Barca...Chicharito had his chance to shine...cya.

  29. mikess
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    De Gea my only keeper. Bit gutted if he's ruled out. So much for saving a transfer this week.

    Need a replacement with full fixtures.Forster the main man?

    I own VVD, Fuchs, Wollschield, Mahrez

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Forster or Butland

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        May as well wait.

        1. mikess
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Thanks. I'll be hanging fire till next Friday either way. Hopefully fit

  30. TorresMagic™
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    • 17 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Firmino should have done better.