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Having assessed the defensive data over the last four rounds of fixtures earlier in the week, we now turn our attentions to the centre of the park. We analyse a host of playmakers from Everton, Spurs, Arsenal, West Ham and City before casting an eye over the recent new arrivals at Sunderland and Newcastle, as the Wear-Tyne duo step up their battle to beat the drop.

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  1. Extreme ways
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Good Luck LvG with trying to win Europa League

    1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Always going to be tough anyway, with Dortmund & Napoli in it.

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        To be fair they would probably have struggled against Castilla as well

  2. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Gary Lineker
    GaryLineker
    It's hard to comprehend how poor Manchester United are at present.
    7:35 p.m. - 18 February 2016

    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not that hard Gary - bad players = bad team

    2. Clandlewood
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Easy for those glory-hunting Leicester fans to say!

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Haha....You can't really accuse GL of being a newbie Leicester fan.

        1. Clandlewood
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          🙂 maybe not. But it's easy for the big teams to criticise minnows like man Utd. They're trying!

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Interesting that he posts this when they are losing. Is Gary our very own Cpt Hindsight?

    4. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not the brightest Gary. For me, the players aren't good enough for starters. Terrible waste of funds.

  3. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The team United are playing are still in their pre-season, while United are at the business end of the their season.

    Okay...

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Taking a big break, not pre-season

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Taking a big dump on United more like

  4. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    St Etienne 3 - 2 Basel

    Damn, come on Basel!

  5. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If DDG is out next GW, I think Arsenal will have a field day.

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sanchez better *****ing do something!

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Flipping?

    2. Worzel Gummidge
        10 years, 1 month ago

        They might do anyway with that defence. I hope so as I have Sanchez and Ozil.

        1. Fred54
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Thought I was the only nutter to have them both.

          Keeping Ozil has worked a treat, recruiting Sanchez not so much.

          1. Worzel Gummidge
              10 years, 1 month ago

              There is noone else I want tbh. He is first to go though when I am trying to field players come GW30.

      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Shrewsbury will fancy their chances

      • Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        2-1 Middleland's goal
        https://streamable.com/aub2?t=12.9

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Pretty mean of UEFA, calling back the Danes from holiday, just to have someone to put down the dog

        2. Boydinho
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Hehe Middleland, sounds like Lilliput from Gullivers Travels.

      • Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Damn , still to witness a goal tonight

      • Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Reckon Frank de Boer should be getting a few phone calls.

      • Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Will LVG survive until the weekend if it stays the same?

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Definitey.

          1. Epic Fail
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            With the correct spelling though.

        2. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          It is embarrassing

        3. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          If they want Mourinho and don't appoint him now, then I don't see them getting him in the summer. He'll have far easier offers.

          1. rdamjan
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            It makes no sense to wait with Mou.

          2. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            I've posted similar before. It would be foolish to expect he won't get other offers.

            He might want the job at the moment but he's perfectly entitled to look at other offers that come along.

            1. rdamjan
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Maybe he will end up in China:)

        4. In Like Flynn.
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          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Shouldn't under estimate FC Midtjylland they have played a lot in Europe and are used to winning at home.

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            This

          2. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Man United are one of the few clubs in Europe who's aspiration is to try and compete with the likes of Barca and Bayern....not find reasons to make a 1-2 defeat at the hand of FC Midtdjylland sound better.

            1. KingNidge
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Exactly Wakey

            2. rdamjan
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              This. There is no excuse for this defeat...

      • In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        2-1 and 1-1 are certainly not good enough scores to rest many senior players for the second legs.

        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          LvG needs to rest players in the league.

          1. In Like Flynn.
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            • 15 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Rooney? 😉

            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              He needs a permanent rest 😎

        2. fancy111
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          They are the away games... Would be surprised if Tottenham don't have a similar line up

        3. Mr. Grv
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Rest ? If there are any seniors players available to play .

      • The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        LVG and Giggs look like a soon-to-be-divorced couple who have nothing left to say to each other

        1. Licious Lizard
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          haha good observation 🙂

        2. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I don't think a conversation with LVG would be much fun

        3. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Definitely sleeping in separate beds

      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Spurs 1-1 FT

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Decent result. Not ideal but solid European result.

      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        🙂 🙂 🙂

        2-1 FT

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Lemme guess who.

      • The Wise Owl
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        At least Man United can focus on the league now....

      • TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Predictions no good so far.

        http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/comment/12710116

      • Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Phone call to the stock exchange incoming

        1. In Like Flynn.
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Eh?

          1. Syd.
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Need to inform them before sacking LVG

            1. In Like Flynn.
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Ahhhh! Right thanks.

        2. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah... Wall st getting twitchy.

      • KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        If i had the contacts and resources id hire a hit man to put one clean through his fat flat Dutch nut

        1. Licious Lizard
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Rather unpleasant, aren't you?

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            not as unpleasant as the football he dishes out

        2. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          reported

        3. Jimmers
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Living up to your name

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            haha im not that bad

          2. Ayew Serious
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            His name has the contacts

            1. KingNidge
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Fran would sort him no bother 🙂

      • Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        @henrywinter "We're f***ing s***, we're f***ing s***" sing #mufc fans

        1. I Member
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Seriously?

        2. Ziegler1988
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          'Freezing cold on a Thursday night, and we're playing f*****g s***e, what a feeling, what a night'.

      • Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Liverpool will be the only English team to win in Europe this week 🙂

        1. Jimmers
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          See you in 2 hours 🙂

      • HurriKane
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Heavy defeat to Arsenal at Old trafford should be the final nail in the coffin for LVG right?

        Starting to believe Moyes is better than this clown

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          He shouldn't be given the chance its beyond a joke now

        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I never doubted that Moyes was the correct choice.

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Agree

          2. Mr. Grv
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Dropping to 7th position was a little too much . I would have been happy if he would be able to achieve a top 4 .

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              If he had stayed, you would have a much better side now.

              1. Mr. Grv
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Maybe but we will we never get to know .

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  No. I am very sad about that.

        3. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Nobody knows. How he's lasted this long is a mystery in truth. A couple of months ago everyone was convinced he'd be gone that weekend...

        4. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I'm pretty sure we all know Moyes was better for a long time

      • Holy See
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This Ausgburg crowd are a lively lot!

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Must be the communion wine ... 😉

          1. Holy See
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Beauty of the sup!

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              😀

      • Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        The worst thing about it is, just as there is the "West Ham Way", so there is the "Manchester United Caché".

        It, or the lack of it, diminishes all of us.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yep , much as we like the Lol's , great to see all top teams firing

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Absolutely. At least some of the time.

        2. Je suis le chat
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          And the John Terry (lock up your wives) way? Any truth in the rumours to West Ham? Hope not.

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            No, it's laughable. There is a fairly large section of the media who absolutely loathe us, now.

            Envy.

            1. Je suis le chat
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Bit disrespectful alright. A transfer to QPR would be more fitting for Terry!

      • Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        'FC Midtjylland - no game in two months, one win in ten before that, and lost 9-1 on aggregate to Napoli in the group stages.'

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          🙁 🙁 🙁

        2. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Hmm , Dunno if Flynn is aware of this stat

        3. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          The devil in United must be scared stiff. Possibly getting closer to God

      • GS456
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Sanchez>Mahrez? For a free. These stats are scaring me into keeping him, I have ozil of course, but need mahrez back in for his fixtures.

        Other mids are
        Alli, Payet, stanislas but cant afford stanlislas to mahrez

        1. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I have Sanchez but if you do not have Mahrex for Nor its ok.

          1. GS456
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Got vardy so may hold off.

      • Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Mitjit rollrd around the ball @ the back with ease. Its an embarassment/punishment to play Europa. Now we want to win Europa. LoL @ Man U... Lolest @ Van Girl

      • Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Stream shows Firminos name spelled 'Firminio', couldn't they do a quick google

      • Je suis le chat
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        For me, LVG should have been sacked for offloading better players (RVP, Nani, Evra) than he kept (Fellaini is enough of an example).

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          ^^^.

        2. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Nah , offloading those guys was the thing to do. Cant blame him for that. Blame him for all else though

        3. CRUSHER
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          That's a good point. It's logical they're not doing well, in any competition, because their squad is so bad. He's the one who got to spend a lot of money though so he's responsible for this situation.

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Hello, Crusher!!! 😀

            You OK?

            1. CRUSHER
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Hi there, doing pretty well thanks. Hope you've been doing better lately

              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Yeah. Had a wobble, on the up now. 🙂

          2. Je suis le chat
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            I'd imagine Van Persie would have had a hat trick tonight easily. Crying out for a finisher.

            1. Debauchy
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              RVP was on his last legs in PL. It;s what he has done with the money and his tactics that's been the ultimate killer ?

        4. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Evra going is just absurd, 250m into this current team is beyond a joke, Moyesy was better, what a state the team is in

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah. Evra could/.should have stayed another season , I guess

            1. Your Mum's Athletic
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              he loved the club, if asked he would have stayed for another year, guide and help Shaw, but nope

              1. Debauchy
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Dont know the circumstances. But yes , top player and would have been a stabilising factor , for sure

        5. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Javier Hernández would've been a better example than the three you mentioned tbh.

          It's beyond painful watching him scoring pretty much every week. Braces, even the occasional hattrick. Over 20 goals already for Leverkusen.

          Don't blame him for the examples you mentioned personally. Evra wanted to leave, plus we have Shaw. Nani was an inconsistent pain in the arse. And van Persie was declining at an alarming rate.

          It's the fact that he's completely gutted the squad that annoys me.

          1. Je suis le chat
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Forgot about Hernandez, never given a chance of a decent run. It was hard to watch Martials frustration with the likes of DePay. Martial looks the real deal, just surrounded by poorish players (including Mata; lack of physicality).

            1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Aye, he's undoubtedly the best outfield player United have. Head and shoulders above the rest.

              And I agree he's surrounded by a load of crap, or players who are average at best. Rooney, Mata, Fellaini all need replacing in the summer.

        6. HurriKane
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          dont forget chicha. very useful player to have for moments like this .

          very hardworker and gives 100% whenever he players

          1. Yank Revolution
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            And was flagged offside a million times in CL Final vs. Barca...Chicharito had his chance to shine...cya.

      • mikess
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        De Gea my only keeper. Bit gutted if he's ruled out. So much for saving a transfer this week.

        Need a replacement with full fixtures.Forster the main man?

        I own VVD, Fuchs, Wollschield, Mahrez

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Forster or Butland

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            May as well wait.

            1. mikess
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Thanks. I'll be hanging fire till next Friday either way. Hopefully fit

      • TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Firmino should have done better.