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Fiffsa 5-a-side World Cup – Qualifying Week 4

Gameweek 3 saw some exciting progress across the qualifying groups . We are now starting to get a real idea of which teams will be going through to the next stage of the tournament and who might fall at the qualifying stage. Nobody has been knocked out yet but a few nations are now on thin ice.

Gameweek 3 Review

The average team score for this week was 300 points. There were some close ties in the CONMEBOL region this week which kept us all guessing. In particular was the match between Peru and Ecuador, with the Peruvians  narrowly edging out a win by one point, which ended 302 and 301 respectively. The ties of Brazil v Bolivia, Tahiti v Bhutan, Mexico v Jamaica and Zambia v Tanzania were all decided by a margin of less than 5 points.

The biggest win of the week was for the Cayman Islands who beat Canada by a whopping 84 points in a match that ended 309 to 225.

Costa Rica, India, Singapore, Wales, Netherlands and Zambia are all maintaining a 100% record but these teams are not safe and sound yet.

In contrast, things are starting to look tricky for Brazil, USA, Barbados, UAE, Sri Lanka, France, San Marino and Ivory Coast who all still maintain a 100% record of losing. Again, your future is still in your  hands at this point but you all need to start winning!

The Luckiest Team Award goes to Zambia, who scraped a win with only 275 points (25 points below average) and left them top of their group with a 100% record.

The Unluckiest Team Award goes to Italy, who lost their tie against Israel despite scoring a whopping 329 points. This would have been enough to win all but 6 ties this week.

The Worst Benching Decision goes to the game between San Marino and Iceland. This match was an example of how not to decide your bench with the 2 highest scoring benches of the week. San Marino benched Spectrum and his whopping 70 points. If Sess! had been benched instead, they would have won the match! Their opponents Iceland benched their own monster haul as Gilli Gold racked up the highest bench total of the week at 77 points.

Meanwhile, the Presser Award for Gameweek 3 Goes to Johnny Orphan from team Poland for his excellent take on Eminem’s “Lose Yourself”.

I would also like to give an honourable mention to Diva, who as a member of FIFFSA, is not eligible for the award but every week comes up with fantastic press conferences which enlighten the world into the inside workings of FIFFSA and team Seychelles.

Keep the pressers up! There are so many excellent contributors which have yet to win awards.If you haven’t submitted one before why not submit one this week? We are still waiting for Iceland to submit one based upon a Peter Andre advert!

Gameweek 4 Preview

There are lots of exciting ties upcoming this week and some teams should be able to secure their spots in the first round proper of the tournament.

Eyecatching fixtures fixtures include a make or break tie for pointless USA against the competition’s top scorers  Costa Rica.

Another interesting tie is Zambia versus the Ivory Coast. Zambia are the only team in the CAF region with a 100% record whereas Ivory coast have yet to register a point. However,  things are closer than they appear as Ivory Coast have only scored 2 less than Zambia over the duration of the tournament and must feel quite aggrieved to be without a win.

In Uefa group C there is a must win clash between San Marino and Republic of Ireland, with San Marino languishing at the foot of the table without a win. It is also an important match for Republic of Ireland as they have only got 4 points so far. This is a real 6 pointer at this stage of qualification.

A more detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament at our team sheets and tables spreadsheet.

Housekeeping

Firstly, we would like to clear something up as there has been a degree of confusion across our articles which came  to light this week. It was stated  in our article that the auto subbing policy would automatically bench the sixth player of each team if we did not hear from the respective team’s Captain/Vice Captain before the deadline. However, our charter states that your previous week’s benched player will be benched. This was an administrative error and I thought it best to resolve it this week.

As the sixth player was perceived to be the auto benched player, we will continue in this fashion and amend the charter respectively.

Secondly, we would like to address the matter of the deadline for submitting in your substitute. This is 2300 GMT on the Friday night. We are still receiving many mails after this time so please be punctual. This is due to the fact that, as we start adding substitutes to the spreadsheet, which all teams have access to, any late submissions could potentially have an unfair advantage.

Any future substitutions sent  to us after 2300 GMT will not be accepted and your 6th player will be benched. No Exceptions!

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each Gameweek teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each teams’ Gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be found here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 2300 (GMT) by the Friday of each Gameweek otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the early kick-off on Saturday at our score centre spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

529 Comments Post a Comment
  1. GreenWindmill
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Just Wales and Zambia with a 100% record then. Yep, only them, nobody else.

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      The teams which consistently score higher will eventually win 😉

    2. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Erm....Barbados has a 100% record too.

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Aha! True 🙂

      2. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        haha

    3. MemphisDepay7
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      harsh calling Tahiti as nobody else 😛

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Who?

  2. djenzio
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    San Marino have been lifted from the bottom of the table with their goal difference! whoopee

  3. Sp0rting
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    MemphisDepay7 swings gently in a hammock suspended between two coconut palm trees and gazes out over the mighty Pacific Ocean. He sips contently on a Mai Tai cocktail, smiles serenely to himself and softly closes his laptop.

    “Four games, four wins”, he laughs

    A ripe coconut falls gently to the ground and lands next to the hammock. Its perfectly positioned descent cushioned lovingly by the soft, warm sand.

    Striding into view comes Jarvish. Bristling with indignity and frustration.

    “Hey Boss, have you seen the poorly written and factually incorrect articles being posted on FFS?”.

    “Jarv, my boy, nearly all the articles on FFS fall into that category. Especially the Community ones”.

    “But the latest FIFFSA posts are terrible" continued Jarvish. "They don’t even acknowledge us a being one of the favourites. Some of the posters can’t even see that we are still unbeaten!”.

    “Calm down Jarv. And remember, there are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can’t”.

    “I suppose so…..wait, what?”

    Another fuzz covered husk of milky goodness falls from the palm tree. This time narrowly missing Jarvish.

    Memphis smiled, “It’s not a problem Jarv. We’re above the rest and under the radar. It’s perfect”

    Just then, the peace is broken by a blue and white jet ski roaring across the bay, crashing over the waves before hitting a hidden reef and catapulting its rider 20ft into the air. The jet ski lands with a loud bang under the palm tree and its rider lands with a soft farting noise beside a sunbathing Vighnesh.

    “Hey TJ”, said Vighnesh without so much as opening an eye. “I see your jet ski skills are as good as your FFS management skills. Big win this week?”

    “Feck off Viggy" retorted Trust John. "51 is a very reasonable score. At least I wasn’t benched this week”.

    Adastidar looks moodily up from under his parasol. “I took a hit for the team” he muttered, before returning to his book ‘1001 Things To Do If You Can’t Count”.

    TrustJohn continued, “India up next. How does the team look for next week?”.

    “Terrible. In very bad shape. Not a chance of winning” replied Memphis

    “What? I beg to differ!” spluttered Trust John “We’re cruising. I think we’re in great form!”

    “Oh, I wasn’t talking about us. I was talking about India. Shocking bunch of misfits. Couldn’t even beat Malaysia”.

    One more thick, fibrous, brown oval lined with tender white flesh falls from the tree. This time hitting the front of Trust John’s jet ski and leaving a rather coconut shaped dent.

    “Alright lads, enough banter. It’s time for some well-earned rest” said Memphis.

    “Now, can someone please get me another Mai Tai. And can someone please get Sporting out of this goddam palm tree before he kills someone with a coconut”.

    1. Holy See
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      "Well it appears you're not just a pretty face then Sporting", said Holy See to himself. Enjoyable read dear.

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      😆

    3. MemphisDepay7
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      India, be afraid, the Mai Tai boys are coming!

      1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        If you consider Indian languages, that means

        Mother Mother boys.. cute 😀

        1. Blue Lion
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          haha

      2. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Yeah we are afraid...... for you.
        Good luck mate
        See you at the other side of this

    4. Trust John
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Off to repair another damaged jet ski.

      Before taking on India - and making it 5 wins out of 5.

    5. Fergie Time!
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Wake me up when we get seeded Sporting. *applies more sunscreen

    6. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      It looks like Tahiti are also good at something other than winning five-a-side matches.

    7. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      India were unlucky against malaysia

      Kdb benched, haz injured, clean sheets when you least expected it ...

      Of course malaysia had 4x butlands for a whopping 44 points!

      1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Rare to see someone have that insight into things and not get all high on a win.
        Glad to see that.
        Well played with that Nyom and butlands

        1. Sp0rting
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          We got high on 4 wins.

          1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            Nah just saying teams get blinded by one win without looking into the fact that they might have been lucky.
            You won four out of four.
            You got every reason to be overwhelmed.
            The reason you don't see Team India boasting around is because we fully expected ourselves among top 3 throughout the qualifiers.
            You guys probably beat your own expectations.

    8. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Malaysia and India right on your heels.
      Expect one of them to knock you off the perch.

    9. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Hmmmm....sounds lovely.......winning matches and all that.... 🙂

      1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        I want coconuts and jetskis too!

    10. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Great read Sporting! 😀

    11. oghash
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Is this a really early or a really late presser?

      1. Sp0rting
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Just an insight into lives of Team Tahiti.

        Not really intended to be a presser (although it may be entered into that category due to lack of activity from other teams).

    12. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Great stuff, Sporting!

  4. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    SOMOS CUBANOS!! 😎

  5. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    the draw has a lot to do with how you fair in the league
    a quick glance at our league and if we had played the matches that any other team has we would be on 9 points or 12 points. Probably the same for a lot of teams.
    Haggis balls should be used in future

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      true. I guess thats why they're taking 4 from each group into the next round

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        yeah I am guessing almost all teams should still have chance to qualify even after 5 of the 7 rounds.
        unless you are still on 0 points by then there wont be many groups where 9 points doesn't have a chance

    2. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Of course the order of ties makes a difference but that's all part of the fun of a head to head competition. I disagree though and think I think the FIFFSA points scored in the group stages currently reflect overall FPL performance quite well.

      As an illustration if you look at how teams are positioned in their groups currently and their overall points scored only four teams in total, Lichtenstein & France (UEFA A), Zimbabwe (CAF) and Bhutan (AFC/OFC A), are in non-qualifying positions at the expense of lower overall point scoring teams. All of these teams have a chance of qualifying outright or by virtue of having scored more FPL points than the teams they are tied on FIFFSA points with if they win two of their next three ties.

  6. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    the one draw back with being so inclusive is that we may lose many of the active members in qualifying round. Is there any way to have some kind of free agent pick and maybe increase squads to 8 players? just thinking out loud to try and keep people active.

    1. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Maybe you/someone could run a "B" competition for the 32 teams that don't qualify? Or set up a completely new competition? I don't think the free agent idea would be accepted favourably (rightly or wrongly).

    2. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      It's a competition by its very nature we will lose members, both 'active' and 'inactive', until we get a winner!

      If so many 'active' members are going out then maybe they're spending too much time on banter and not enough on ensuring their FPL teams score the most points! 😉

      If you look at how teams are positioned in their groups currently and their overall points scored only four teams in total, Lichtenstein & France (UEFA A), Zimbabwe (CAF) and Bhutan (AFC/OFC A), are in non-qualifying positions at the expense of lower overall point scoring teams. All of these teams have a chance of qualifying outright or by virtue of having scored more FPL points than the teams they are tied on FIFFSA points with if they win two of their next three ties.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        cut and paste lesson for xmas 🙂

        1. Jose's Magic Omelette
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          😉

  7. Jose's Magic Omelette
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    FORÇA PORTUGAL!

    First Vs. Second in UEFA Group B this week!

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      wasn't that the same last week?

      1. Jose's Magic Omelette
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Nah last week was 3rd (Portugal) Vs. 2nd (Scotland).

        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          we were top last week by about 2 goals scored

          1. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            this is lowest we have been so far.

            1. Jose's Magic Omelette
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 5 months ago

              If we can do the business against Finland you should be back up to 2nd by the end of this week ;).

              Do they ever post on here?

              1. John t penguin
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 5 months ago

                I am sure the captain did once
                seems to be common amongst countries from that region not to post

                1. Jose's Magic Omelette
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 5 months ago

                  Living up to the Kimi Räikkönen stereotypes!

                2. Jose's Magic Omelette
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 5 months ago

                  Also I suppose even if we lose to Finland (hopefully not) you'll have a good chance of getting back up to second place!

            2. Jose's Magic Omelette
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 5 months ago

              Lowest we were was 4th (narrowly on points scored) when all teams were level on 3 points in week two.

              WK1: 1st
              WK2: 4th
              WK3: 3rd
              WK4: 2nd

              Hopefully we'll be back to 1st by WK5!

          2. Jose's Magic Omelette
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            Yup, sorry. See post below.

            1. John t penguin
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 5 months ago

              did you get up to 1st this week

              1. Jose's Magic Omelette
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 5 months ago

                Nah second (see above), Finland now in 1st.

        2. Jose's Magic Omelette
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          *Nah last week was 3rd (Portugal) Vs. 1st (Scotland).

  8. A.T
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Test

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Well you have not had one so far

  9. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Team France have gotten their mojo back - watch out Spain, we're coming for you!

    1. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Team France - you have mail!!!

      1. ameenkw
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Received .. we were the highest team on the last round .. that's enough info for the rivals 😀

    2. The Pep Revolution
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      We look forward to the challenge. Spain for the win.

    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    You know it's been a disastrous tournament for your team when 2x Kane and 3x Coutinho get outscored by 2x Dawson who came off the bench for their Kolarovs... We need to take another defeat on our chests and keep going. 3 wins out of 3 games left might just do the trick...

    #NaZawszePolska

  10. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    I destroyed my FPL team forgetting about this comp 🙁 I have sent two emails to Pinkfish apologising and telling him to make sure he doesn't pick me but he has not replied. If anyone sees him can you make sure he knows please. Thanks

      1. BearHug
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Damn. You made me watched the whole 4 minutes of that.