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Gameweek 4 saw further progress made across the qualifying groups. The shape of the groups continued to form with only three teams remaining undefeated and five teams yet to pick up a win.

Gameweek 4 Review

The average team score for this week was 293 points and the competition once again enjoyed some close ties with the match between Ecuador and Bolivia finishing in a draw. Meanwhile, the ties between the Solomon Islands and Iran and the Seychelles and Zimbabwe were also decided only by a couple of points.

The biggest win of the week was for Spain who defeated Montenegro by a convincing 56 points in a match that ended 320 to 264.

Tahiti, Wales and Zambia all maintained their 100% record and look secure for qualification.

In contrast, things look bleak for Brazil, Barbados, UAE, Sri Lanka and Ivory Coast who all still maintain a 100% losing record. Qualification may be difficult/impossible but you still have your pride to play for!

Once again, the luckiest team award goes to Zambia, who scraped a win with only 278 points (15 points below average) and they remain top of their group with a 100% record.

The unluckiest team award goes to Lichtenstein, who lost their tie against Israel despite scoring 318 points (25 points above average). This would have been enough to win all but six ties this week.

The worst benching decision goes to Uruguay who left out Oghash who scored 78(-4) points, although it didn’t matter, with Uruguay winning comfortably.

The presser award for Gameweek 4 goes to Il Dzenzio of San Marino for their pre-match sing-along of ‘Whiskey in the Jar’.

Keep the pressers up! There are so many excellent contributors which have yet to win awards. If you haven’t submitted one before, why not submit one this week?

Gameweek 5 Preview

There are lots of exciting ties coming up this week and some teams should be able to secure their spots in the first round proper of the tournament.

Eye-catching fixtures include the top-of-the-table clashes between Finland and Portugal in UEFA group B and Cuba v Costa Rica in CONCACAF.

Another key clash will be Barbados v Jamaica. Barbados are yet to register a win but are up against a strong Jamaica side who have won their last three matches and are pushing hard for qualification.

A more detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament at our team sheets and tables spreadsheet.

Further Information

We would like to remind everyone of the deadline for submitting in your substitutes. This is 2300 GMT on the Friday night. We are still receiving some emails after this time and those teams had their 6th player benched as stated in the article. Please email as early as possible as we have limited time to organise the team spreadsheets and update the score centre on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

Any teamsheets sent to us after 2300 GMT will not be accepted and your sixth player will be benched. No exceptions!

Also, a quick reminder of the format. Each Gameweek, teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each team’s Gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be found here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 2300 (GMT) by the Friday of each Gameweek otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the early kick-off on Saturday at our score centre spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

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  1. oghash
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If sterling doesn't play we have bojan coming off the bench

  2. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Come on Seychelles. We just need to tap the ball over the line.

    1. Diva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      *tap*

  3. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Take that South Africa. I think we have you now.

    To get back into this you need probably need a couple of goals from your ARsenal defs while keeping the clean sheets.

    One KDB goals would leave you worse off than you are now with losing the clean sheets. A KDB hat trick might work.

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bad luck South Africa

      1. Diva
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Are we safe Cheese?

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yup home and dry. Those Ozil asists, Giroud goal and Arsenal losing their clean sheets will have left us a reasonable way ahead in the end I think.

          South Africa going home. if Tanzania lose as well they will be going home from our group. The scores at the moment suggest that Zimbabwe are going to win. If this is the case then they are the only team outside the top 4 in our group wjo could force their way into qualification.

          They are my dark horses to qualify against the odds

          1. VS10_
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah, Tanzania definitely lost to us after that result. Zimbabwe are playing us and Egypt, maybe two of the highest point scorers of the group if not the tournament, so won't be easy, but of course a lot can change after the break.

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              I have to say the top 5 teams in this group seem very strong.

              1. VS10_
                • 10 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Yeah, I was surprised about that to be honest with you. We don't exactly have any amazing previous rankings and Egypt have even less experience.

              2. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Just worked it out. Zimbabwe have beaten Ivory Coast so it looks like any of the teams in the top 5 of CAF could yet fail to qualify. Although the points scored by Dabootie and Egypt makes them look unlikely.

                2 of The Seychelles, Zambia and Zimbabwe to go through then in worsening probability.

  4. Konig Luther
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    No Bellerin CS... Scotland back to the lead

  5. Woy of the Wovers
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Phew. That was too close for comfort

  6. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Think we may have sneaked that thanks to yaya, who none of us own

  7. djenzio
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    think this is right and it's back to back wins for M to the A to the R-INO

    San Marino. 19points plus KDB x3 (6), Bellerin (2), Ramsey (2) = 29 points
    Israel. Aguero x2 (4), Sagna (4), Hart (2), Yaya (7), Monreal (2) = 19 points

    YaYa is on for 2 bonus and Sagna for 1 so that's another 3 points, giving them 22points

    so we win by 7 points!

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      That's what I make it.

    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Close run thing with both teams scoring well this week. Nice to pick up the 3 points

  8. Go Loons
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    🙁 Just pride left to play for now. Congrats on your win Seychelles.

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bad luck. It has been a very tough group. There are other groups where you would be sitting in a qualifying spot imo.

      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Agree. We've just been unlucky in some games. Can we get a second chance just like Mario B?

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Sorry. There is no b team competition. The UEFA cup devalued the concept

  9. Go Loons
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    It has been a tough group. Good luck in your future matches.

  10. Go Loons
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Reply fail to Robinson Cheeseoid

    1. Go Loons
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I give up. 😆

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Chuckle. I hear you

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        But you finally succeeded.

  11. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Some managers just find it too hard when they can't cheat

    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      And some women find it too hard when they cheat. 😉

  12. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I think Cayman Islands will be USA by 1 point.. so close.

    Thats if Ozill gets only 2 Bonus

    1. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      lol, we had ourselves winning by a point? All up to the baps now but very close anyway!

      Congrats if you do win.

      1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Oh wait. Giroud got 2 bonus eh. Then you win. COngrats

    2. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      One of our guys had Rose, Huth and Targett. ended up with 10 players. Bad luck

  13. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Team France are looking set to win their game vs Spain, it certainly looks very close.

  14. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    5 wins out of 5 for Tahiti - now mathematically qualified for the finals.

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      congrats

    2. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Congratulations

    3. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Congratulations on being the only team to be mathematically qualified after 5 games!

      Commiserations to UAE, Ivory Coast, Tanzania and South Africa for being knocked out before Christmas.

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well done French Polynesia

  15. MemphisDepay7
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ozil and no clean sheers ensure Tahiti canter to their 5th win in 5, now the only unbeaten side 🙂 #UpTheMaohis

    1. INDONESIA (C) - 16 FINALIS
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      TAHITI is naturalization team 😀

  16. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    It's another win for Peru putting us top of the CONMEBOL table if other results are correct as they stand. With 12 points and the current fifth place on 7 points we're all but qualified.

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Congrats. We will beat you in the next game to secure our spot 😉

      1. Bibelnissen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Congrats on your win aswell. Will be an interesting one, although we're planning on securing our own spot 100% at the end of it instead... 😛

        It'll be a rat race all the way till the end though and seeding spots could be completely random.

    2. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Steady! We (Portugal) find ourselves in a very similar situation but are well aware we could still fail to qualify if we suffer two losses after the winter break if other results don't go our way.

      1. Bibelnissen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, can't take anything for granted yet. Did some calculations and if all hell breaks loose, we could end up in 6th place with our 12 points. Need to win that first game to eliminate all doubt, so watch out GB and Argentina...

  17. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So so proud of my team-mates! I hope for the next tournament I can stick with these lads! Such a great bunch of lads...#ProteaGoals. We only have pride to play for but I'm sure we will give 100%

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Shame to see you guys get knocked out, seem nice and very active. 🙂

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I concur

    2. Go Loons
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lets go out on a winning note! 🙂

  18. Jose's Magic Omelette
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Wow a draw between Germany and Scotland!

    1. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Or was it... now showing as a Scotland win?

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Scottish after baps and autosubs

    2. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It was a Scottish win from the day the draw was done... 🙂

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Tables etc are updated by the way y'all

  19. Mr. Grv
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Group C looks the most interesting group withwith a chance that anyone can qualify with a little bit of luck .

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You lost! Haha! 😛

  20. Rake
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I don't know what the notion here is, about using chips for winning fiffsa matches. It's really unfair if in a must win situation, the opponents use two bench boosts and beat you.

    I don't know how many are willing to risk their whole season for a tournament. I guess a rule of no chips would've made it fair.

    Imagine Brazil playing 11 players and Germany fielding a team of 15 in the FIFA world cup (even though it felt like that in the 7-1 humiliation)

    Defeated and disheartened. But we will be back!

    #GoGreece

    1. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You guys aren't out yet!

      1. Rake
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah but 9 points at this stage would've been a better Christmas. And the group is really tight.

        Hoping for the best in the coming weeks.

        1. Dinamo Drachma
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Couldn't agree more mate, very sad for this but we still have plenty of games left so we will bounce back!!
          GoGreece!!

    2. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Given that a wildcard is a chip, how would we account for the fact that some teams may change their team drastically from one week to the next?

      I don't particularly like the chips and i do have sympathy with you but fpl have added them so we have to live with them. They will count in head to heads and the cup competition so i don't see why the tournament should be any different.

  21. Depay Time
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    There goes Zambia's 100% record
    #come_on_you_egyptians

  22. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    It was a tough and taxing defeat in our game against Japan. Playing in radiation suits was more cumbersome than the climbing gear adhorned to play the Dragons of Bhutan. We in North Korea would like to air our astonishment that the Nuclear Brainfarts still insist on building their filthy monstrosoties on tectonic fault lines known for earthquakes and tsunamis. What a disgusting industry of death you are. Our thoughts are with the Pacific Ocean at this time and the innocent souls suffering Japan's deal with the devils of death,

    Sailing towards Pyongyang we had just passed the paradise of Ju Ju Island, it's volcanic steam dancing joyfully into a clear blue sky of hope; as long as one could iignore America's 800th odd military base being imposed on this World Heritage Site scarring it's land and peoples forever.
    We raised the peace flag of hope on the "Wing Wong Winehouse" to the brave protesters fervantly fighting the devil's of death.

    Congratulations Japan on your well deserved victory.

    We will never surrender
    We will fight them on the Land
    We will fight them on the Beaches

    We will fight them in the Oceans
    We will fight them in the Stars
    We will breach the eye of the Pyramid
    And blind the Sun God Ra.

    1. Francescoli
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      love it

  23. Robben Mee Blind
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Can't believe we got the second highest score of the week but still lost our match-up! Unlucky my Bhutan compatriots- let's go hope for better luck in the new year

  24. Prøphet
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Team USA squeaked by 1 point win! Well done team!

    Unlucky Cayman islands, baps made all the difference in the last game. Extremely close match. Good luck in the future!

  25. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Second lowest winning score - that's how Mexico rolls.
    That Yaya bueat saved our bacon. Thanks Yaya.
    Good job keeping the status on differentials etc throughout the gw Canada. I guess Justin Bieber shone through in the end

  26. Sp0rting
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Somewhere in the central southern Pacific Ocean, Adastidar paddled his va’a canoe furiously against a strong rip tide.

    With gritted teeth showing and arms searing with pain, he continued to fight against the mighty ocean gods. Wave after wave crashed over the bow almost sweeping him away but Adastidar didn’t seem to know, or care, that his watery fate could be sealed any second.

    Just then, the peace was shattered by a blue and white jet ski roaring across the bay. Well, it was blue, white and quite a lot of silver due the amount of duct tape holding the battered machine together.

    The jet ski flashed circled the canoe before racing across the bow, creating a huge wave which resulted in the vessel overturning and launching its occupant into the crystal blue waters.

    Trust John cut his engine and laughingly turned to look for his submerged team mate. The mighty ocean was suddenly very big and very silent.

    “Adastidar?.....Hello?.....ADASTIDAR!”.

    Almost undetected, a shadow darted under the jet ski and broke water just behind Trust John.

    With the speed of a streamlined marlin, Adastidar, holding a conch shell, leapt high into the Tahitian sky and landed on the back of the jet ski.

    Trust John, with the speed of tinned tuna, turned just in time to see the shell heading towards his face. It hit him full on the nose and knocked him backwards on to the capsized canoe.

    “Morning TJ” said Adastidar cheerfully. “I thought you and Sporting were going into town to buy some coconuts?”.

    “Dat was da plan” honked TJ, holding his broken nose. “But Dorting wadn’t feeding veddy well”

    “Not surprised” shrugged Adastidar. “He lost his FIFFSA game by 3 points and took it badly. Last time I saw him he was downing bourbon and burning Michael Bublé Christmas CD’s”.

    “Yeah, dat was fuddy. Never seed hib lose hid cool like dat”

    “TJ, if there’s one thing I’ve learned during my time here, it’s that, however cruel the ocean gods or the volcano gods can be, they are nothing compared to the FPL gods. They will toy with you until you break”.

    “Ain’t dat de trude.…Lidden, can we plead nod dell eberywod wat habbened to by dose?” pleaded TJ.

    “What happens in Tahiti stays in Tahiti” promised Adastidar with a smirk. “We can say that Team India fought you and you beat them single-handed”

    “No wod would belieb dat”.

    “Why not?” quizzed Adastidar.

    “Teab India habn’t god any fight left in dem”.

    Adastidar laughed as TJ powered up the jet ski and they headed for the shore and the safe haven of Camp Tahiti.

    They needed to celebrate their fifth win in five games.
    They needed to celebrate their unbeaten status.
    They needed to prepare their next presser.

    But most of all they needed to buy a new Michael Bublé Christmas CD

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Looking forward to the Christmas break - the Tahitans can have a relaxing trip to Thailand to scout base-camp locations for the Finals (whilst taking advantage of the local "hospitality" of course) while everyone else is having squeaky bum times while preparing for crucial qualifiers. We'll be thinking of you guys!!!

  27. Dinamo Drachma
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Next game vs. Portugal will be a reminder of Euro 2004. A must win situation for us Team Greece.

  28. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Wow, have a look at Liechtenstein and their total points for and position in their group. Unlucky.

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      yeah I saw that as well
      must have played top scorer every week

  29. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What a game by the Canadians! Almost clinched it but for the Yaya Toure goal.

    Vamos Mexico!