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27 November 2010 1995 comments
Mark Mark
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Earlier in the season Dimitar Berbatov almost prompted me into using my precious Wildcard. A sublime hat-trick at home to Liverpool sent the pulse racing and the urge to tinker seemed overwhelming. The Bulgarian looked irresistible and, having been handed a modest price tag in the Fantasy Premier League game, almost essential.

Thoughts gathered, I managed to keep the knee from jerking and my Wildcard remained intact. I spent the Gameweeks that followed thanking my lucky stars that I’d resisted as Berbatov, without the influence of Wayne Rooney alongside him, struggled to recall similar form. He proved to be anything but essential.

Today, the day I actually did throw my FPL Wildcard into the ring, the Berbatov bomb exploded once more. Five goals in a 7-1 mauling of Blackburn Rovers at Old Trafford will grab the headlines on day when the Premier League went off the rails – 36 goals in total – not a clean sheet in sight. Madness…

Such insanity can be problematic for Fantasy Managers. The irony of such an avalanche of goals and such an individual performance on the day I play my Wildcard is not lost on me. In many ways I’m relieved; my tinkering itch has been well and truly scratched in the last 24 hours – the urge for more squad surgery is exhausted.

For others, probably thousands of others, Berbatov’s incredible performance and record FPL points haul will doubtless lead to one of the biggest bandwagons in memory. Tonight the scalpels will be out, hurried calculations will be made, points hits considered, more sleep lost. Berbatov has once again caused a big stir in our community. Not bad for a player who is often accused of failing to break sweat on the pitch.

And no, I didn’t sign Berbatov with my Wildcard but I’m happy enough regardless. My day and my Wildcard was anything but spectacular, but I’m content enough to opt out of the frenzy that Berbatov will cause and for that, I’m thankful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Magerost
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Worst round ever. Elmander as captain..
    Will probably fall 1 000 000 places before tomorrow..

    I had a bad feeling about Elmander, but did i follow the feeling..
    omg omg omg

    Now im going to drink till i pass out

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    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      I'm with you on that. 25 points from 8 players. Including my captain. Including after taking a four point hit.

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      1. Magerost
        15 years, 9 months ago

        So im not alone, feel a little better now.
        And i only falled 40 000 places.. hope Malouda gets a hattrick tomorrow and Drogba gets 2 points as my opponent in my league got him captained.
        We will get back stronger next week my friend!!! 🙂

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  2. AP
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Wonder if any other player has scored a hat trick, then gone 10 games without a goal, then scored another hat trick.

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    1. Farva
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Defoe scored 5 last season and has been useless since.

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      1. Evs
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        • 17 Years
        15 years, 9 months ago

        . . . and I had him (not since) 😉 !!!

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        1. Farva
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 9 months ago

          I got him in while playing CYKI just for that week. Mainly thanks to injuries to Drogba and RVP and kept faith in the fu**er for far too long.

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    2. Phuxache
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Not sure but if he goes another 10 games without a goal I may bring him in

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  3. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    milijas 3bps

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    1. teddy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Beauty.

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  4. Will
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Nani 2, nothing for Rooney

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  5. Evs
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    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Well, Carter has left Wales off but with more terrority we need to do better.

    Could be there for the taking, if we keep it to tight 5, and punish whens on.... !

    Cmon the BOYS !!!

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    1. Evs
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      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      PS - Jeremy Gusset = Tw*t!

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      1. Locarno
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 9 months ago

        I always like Jeremy slagging off players for missing tackles. This is the guy who waved hundreds of opponents through over the years.

        Great attacking centre, mind.

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    2. Locarno
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Trust Carter to choose the day he becomes the greatest points-scorer in rugby history to start kicking like Stephen Hawking.

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  6. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Captain Nani 2 bps YESSS!!!

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  7. Farva
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Arshavin 3, Wilshere 2, Chamakh 1

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    1. gaspar
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Wilshere???

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      1. Farva
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 9 months ago

        it's random I say. To be fair Clark deserved at least 1 for his brace, despite being a defender on the losing side while conceding 3

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  8. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Adam 3 bps as well get in!!

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  9. Farva
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Pantsil 3, Dempsey 2, Larsson 1

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  10. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Adam 3 BPS, you beauty!

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  11. Locarno
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Captain Freddy 3BPs...

    50 with four to play. And if they don't play, I've got eight-minute man Elmo and, er, Phil Jones to come in.

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    1. andy85wsm
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      You already said that.

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  12. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    7 BPs for me loveley lovely

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  13. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Where the hell are Arteta's bp? What a Fuçking joke.

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    1. ZenMen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Lol! i am sure they made a mistake :p

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  14. AP
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    None for Tevez - Splendid.

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    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Were you expecting some?

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      1. AP
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Hoping for none for Batface. Granted.

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  15. malcolmpeebles
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Did vidic get injured in the 64th minute or was it tactical?

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Tactical.

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    2. teddy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Just resting

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  16. Lewis - Sky Pod
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Charlie Adam, no goals, no assists, a booking and 3 bonus points. Sounds about right.

    Mark Davies, 1 goals, 1 assist, no booking, 0 bonus points.

    FPL bonus are lolbad

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      did you see either match? you can play rubbish and get a goal and visa versa

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      1. Lewis - Sky Pod
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 9 months ago

        like Arteta did on monday v Sunderland? lol.

        "This assessment takes into account the quality of a player's overall performance and their contribution to the match result."

        Adam sure did a lot to influence the result, like getting his goal and assist, oh no wait...

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 9 months ago

          at least we saw arteta against sunderland.

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  17. Back to Back Ballacks
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    bps out

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    1. Will
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Got to be fast if you want to break that kind of news BTBB

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  18. Spoiler
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    great.. none for elmander, nasri, and no assist for nzog 😐

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  19. SuperDorrans
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Oh, and Dorrans was magnificent today! 😀

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    1. AP
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Is that why he was subbed off 😛

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      1. SuperDorrans
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Were saving him! Di Matteo's words on local radio, Graham Dorrans is back! 😉

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        1. AP
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 9 months ago

          Back on the bottle!

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  20. teddy.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    mmmmm!

    BPs take me to 49 with Konchesky Bale Enrique and Drogba (c) to come.

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    1. teddy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Oh, minus 4.

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      the chelsea game going ahead is critical, have drogba (c) too.

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  21. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Etherington baby!

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  22. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    bonus points:
    arshavin 3
    wilshere 2
    chamakh 1

    adam 3
    dj 2
    crainey 1

    mulumbu 3
    scharner 2
    odemwingie 1..what a joke no bp for brunt....

    pantsil 3
    dempsey 2
    larsson 1

    ethers 3
    tuncay 2
    richards 1

    berbatov 3
    nani 2
    anderson 1

    piquonne 3
    parker 2
    tomkins 1..another joke...

    milijas 3
    bent 2
    wellbeck 1...

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  23. Eedee
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    7783 ppl sold berbatov today!

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    1. Scratch
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      116,000 sold him last week.
      44,000, 75,000 and 120,000 the weeks prior.

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    2. Voronin
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Probably because they know he won't score for ages now.

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    3. Jack Frost
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Was that pre or post deadline. Might be smart to sell him today post deadline.

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  24. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    45 with Drogs, Malouda, VDV and Carrol to play, not too bad, that minute where Nani captain and Foley scored was the tipping point!!

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      51 with A.Cole,VDV,Drogba n Carroll

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  25. mrmojorisin
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Does anyone know why Vidic was subbed is he injured?

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      no just given the rest...

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    2. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      Check above, it was tactical

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      1. mrmojorisin
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 9 months ago

        Good!! Got me the 6 points as well before the samba goal

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  26. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    sigh is it me or is hoping for carroll and nolan to bang chelsea just hopeful?

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    1. andy85wsm
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      is it me or was it you that kept going on this week about Balotelli and Tevez being the best thing since sliced bread?

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 9 months ago

        noooo

        i said balotelli is

        hence y i subbed tevez out for elmander...useless as that was

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  27. Shteve
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Nothing for Foley or even Jarvis - this game is rigged!!!

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    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 9 months ago

      By the sounds of it Sunderland were by far the better team

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  28. ZenMen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Its a sad and happy day for me... Berba getting 5..had him almost all season.. hmm got in rooney this time...

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  29. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    Took a 4 point hit to get Arteta in.. Ouch..

    Well.. at least Berbaflops decided to break into a sweat...

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  30. Voronin
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 9 months ago

    I could actually do with the Chelski game being off. Save the points for another day and get Foley of the bench. Plus my captain has done his job already. Won't happen though...

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