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12 December 2010 947 comments
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After three-and-a-half months out injured, Chelsea talisman Frank Lampard returned to the substitutes’ bench, and ultimately the pitch, during today’s London derby against Spurs. Whilst his game time was limited to 15 odd minutes it was refreshing to see the midfielders return from a football and Fantasy Football perspective.

Lampard hadn’t played since August when he underwent a hernia operation and then tore a groin muscle during his recovery. At first Chelsea looked able to cope without their goalscoring midfielder but performances have stalled and Chelsea have been looking a team in disarray.

Fans of the Blues will hope that Lampard’s return provides a fillip to the teams performances which during his absence have bordered on tragic. Considering that Chelsea have managed only 1 win in their last 8 matches in all competitions, any boost will be welcomed.

His inclusion on the bench was a surprise and the word from Carlo Ancelotti was that he was going to be short for the massive trip to Spurs;

“No, he’s not fit again. He’s out. I can say this with a smile because he trained well but it will be a very tough game against Tottenham and we didn’t have a test with him in a game.”

Usually Ancelotti is pretty candid and honest with his team selection calls so for Lampard to appear on the bench after these comments was a huge surprise. Was the Italian looking to provide a psychological boost to his players?

Unfortunately for Chelsea Lampard’s presence didn’t provide them with enough to get all three points at White Hart Lane – something they should have collected if it weren’t for Didier Drogba’s late missed penalty. One things for certain the miss from the Ivorian will surely see Frank Lampard back on spot kick duties.

Given the random nature of Fantasy Football this season and the lack of consistency amongst the so called big names and expensive players, the return of Lampard should create a nice differential for those players trying to find a way of clawing back deficits in their respective leagues.

If the midfield man can reach form of seasons past he will surely see his ownership rocket back up to the levels seen at the start of the season and during the past few years. A lot will depend on how Ancelotti eases him back into the team and on how Chelsea’s form improves, but a player who almost certainly guarantee’s goals and assists will be hard to ignore.

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  1. TheBlueOrder
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    Doesn't look like I will be brining Tevez in now

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    1. pstokes2010
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      he's scuppered my plans!

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    2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      Why? Tevez will get on with it

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      1. The one who has a knock
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        Agree, he always gives 100% on the pitch despite moaning and crying all year. I will keep him as long as he is available.

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        1. TheBlueOrder
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          Doubt he will play again... http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12047_6570476,00.html

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  2. Voronin
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    Booooo shameless Everton advert on this site Booooooooo

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  3. BobB
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    Wand Erection are out!

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      🙂

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  4. alang
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    whoop whoop!

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  5. Ringo
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    Barcelona are playing the most beautiful right now. 2-0

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    1. Ringo
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      *football. The most beautiful football!

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      1. pstokes2010
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        thats because they are the greatest team that has ever played the game! would love if pedro was a fantasy player

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        1. Ringo
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          Best decision by a footballer ever: Mascherano leaves Liverpool for Barcelona!!!

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          1. Gaz Downright
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            oo, thats gotta hurt

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  6. harmonica
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    Rodney Marsh on 5live has claimed he knows Tevez is on £286,000 a week tax free and that he regards him and gareth bale as being in the same bracket as messi... ok then

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    1. pstokes2010
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      do u believe that moron?

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      1. harmonica
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        of course not, was my tone of scepticism not clear

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    2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      Bit over the top with Bale praises these days...

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      1. Granville
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        • 16 Years
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        Even so, since when has Tevez ever been mentioned in the same bracket as Messi.

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        1. King Eric, in America
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          15 years, 5 months ago

          "Now - your starting lineup from Argentina ... "

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  7. pstokes2010
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    badly need rooney (capt) nasri and nani to do d business tomorrow night

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  8. Lew
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    Suprised I've still got a green arrow tbh.
    36 with only Nani + Nasri to play.

    How's everyone else doing?

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      15 years, 5 months ago

      30 with nani & nasri 🙁

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    2. Countryside Ram
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      27 with nasri, nani(c) and vidic. bad times 🙁

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      1. @FPLStrategist
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        45 with Nani, Nasri and Vidic to play, but largely thins to a major gamble of starting Baines (9) and Coleman (7) vs Wigan.

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        1. alang
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          How is that a gamble?

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          1. @FPLStrategist
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            Everton not great at home and Wigan being an unpredictable side to say the least.

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            1. Granville
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              That is a gamble I wouldn't have taken so good luck to you. At least Everton were playing at home to a side lacking goals.

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  9. lightspeed
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    For info...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/9280265.stm

    not looking good for tevez owners

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  10. King Eric, in America
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    Aaron Lennon = pants.

    That is all.

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    1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      He tried to run at Rameries a few times, with hilarious outcomes.

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      1. King Eric, in America
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        He *is* fast, I'll give him that.

        Can't kick a ball ... but he is blazing fast.

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  11. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    this Matt guy on muppet-factor is boring the paint off the wall. hes bleeding shite.

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      BBC2 mate

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        feck only got the irish channels

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  12. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    some fascinating stuff here, on the word discussion last page.

    very interesting on the Poe info

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellar_door

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Not your usual standard, RBJ ... 😉

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        new word for me today, frication
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirant

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  13. Gylfi Sigurdsson < That&…
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    15 years, 5 months ago

    got the green arrow with 37pts with nani and sagna still to play.

    green arrow is probably due to other popular captain choices this week (Drogba, elmander, cahill, torres et al) scoring low.

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  14. Attila the Bum
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    Fatty may be tied to the nosebag for me from GW20 onwards, fixtures too tight before then.

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    1. Bubbles
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      Give him the next two to get some fitness back, then in come GW20 for the nice little run of fixtures and hope he's back to his old deflected goals trick. Mr. Reliable.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        • 15 Years
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        Yep, that's the plan. Now if I can just decide what to do with Tevez.......

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Send him up the Khyber Pass ... 😀

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  15. AP
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    Carlos Tevez speaks: "I wanted to leave in summer, but was convinced to return. Sadly, my feelings have not changed"

    "I hugely resent the management's suggestions that I have been unduly influenced by others."

    Cheerio.

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    1. alang
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      Yep tevez > rooney on the cards.

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      1. Mole
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        • 16 Years
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        greedy tosser > greedy tosser

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    2. HST
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      Source AP?

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      1. AP
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        http://twitter.com/DTguardian

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Korabchian is a Jeremy Hunt ... I've told you ... 🙂

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    3. $hahriyar
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      Screw him, city may be f****d without him but my fpl team is better than that.

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    4. Drip Doctor
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      Crikey, didn't see that coming!

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    5. Granville
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 5 months ago

      Poetic justice after he left United under a cloud and the hammering city fans gave us for wantaway Rooney.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        Rooney said he didnt believe in Unite's transfer policy

        Tevez wants to go to his home country to be his family.

        They are worlds apart.

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        1. Granville
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 5 months ago

          You are unbelievable.
          Worlds apart? He is 2 years into a 5 year contract, Rooney said he would honour his contract and not sign a new one. Listen I'm not going to go over old ground with Rooney, he let United down and has a lot of making up to do.
          What makes you think Tevez is definitely going back to Argentina, have you not read his statement. He has fallen out with Gary Cooke and his cronies and that he cites that as the main reason for leaving.

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          1. njfsdkffslkf
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 5 months ago

            For the last 6 months Tevez has let it been known to a host of journos that he wanted to go home

            It was on the radio only last Wednesday from the Journo that Tevez would have quit football all together had they won the world cup. He is alone in a country (Masherano was his only friend which he has put on record)
            his wife is gone, his kids are gone,

            Its nothing to do with not getting on with a few suits up stairs. Who he meets once a year.

            Besides my world apart comment was this

            Rooney said he wanted to leave for football reason. Tevez is homesick. Worlds apart.

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      2. $hahriyar
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        just to borrow a few words from jaz or jas i think it was tevez "is like wigan to me" 😆

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  16. alang
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    Cmon williams!! You got the luck of the irish with you!!

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
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      mon th higgins

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      1. chinmusic
        • 16 Years
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        You can't want Higgins to win can you?

        I've seen that NOTW video. Dorty match fixer.

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  17. jagz
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    tevez to rooney or wait till tommorow night?

    hmmm

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 5 months ago

      wait until next sat

      no rush

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    2. Mole
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 5 months ago

      wait til following week. Away to Chelsea, not exactly an easy fixture. Too much of a gamble imo

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  18. qstormheavyrain
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    15 years, 5 months ago

    nasri captain next week!!!
    which move do u think will be best for next week. adam to nzobia, or coleman to samba? cheers

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    1. HST
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      • 16 Years
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      Samba in.

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  19. pstokes2010
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    is it a wise or dangerous move to bring in van persie instead of tevez! because if he does start he's ffs gold!

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    1. Anti-Ipswich
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      Yeah but that's before Van Persie injures himself within the first 3 games of his return...

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      1. Gaz Downright
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        seconded

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  20. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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    I've dropped only 17 places with a score of 22. I think I must be in a magical place where it's impossible to drop any considerable places, I'm not complaining, just saying.

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  21. HST
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 5 months ago

    Any human heart finale on channel 4 now for those who haven't sold their souls to reality Kareoke and have a bit of dignity/taste.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Missed all of it so no point hopping on the finale, supposed to be good too. Ho hum, t'will no doubt be repeated in the near future, well I hope so anyway. Good doco on a Yank platoon in Afghanistan - that'll do, owt but karaoke 🙂

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        wheres that on attila?

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          If you've sky its on 526 - National Geographic. Seems pretty good, and no Ross Kemp so far 🙂

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            ta

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          2. Bubbles
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            You've probably seen it, but anyways:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF_nuy8zSo4

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              • 15 Years
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              Ha! Very good. 😀

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            2. Gaz Downright
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              😆

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          3. HST
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            Is it outpost Restrepo?

            The docu is good but the feature movie is amazing, seriously intense.

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      2. HST
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        • 16 Years
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        Watch it on 4od

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  22. Sambar
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    Currently around 19000th overall, just took a massive gamble:
    Drogba>Torres Tevez>Bent Cahill>Lampard

    Yay or Nay?

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
      • 15 Years
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      Why not wait until next Friday or Saturday morning to do them? It's madness to do it so soon.

      The transfers are okay but two risks that don't make sense in Torres and Lampard in my opinion. I wish I hadn't transfered in Torres.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      We are too late to save you, apparently ... 😉

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      Didn't Drogs just score as much as Nando in half the time?

      Maybe for the next 2/3 weeks ... but long term, IMO, Drogs wipes the floor with Lady Torres

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      1. Sambar
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 5 months ago

        Going to captain Torres and if he doesn't perform,not going to hesitate to transfer him out. I've been playing safe for quite a while and not picking players I like. Your fantasy team should be your own team and I dislike Nani and Drogba and its possible to do as well without them so why would I have them

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    4. AS
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      no

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  23. David Davros
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    Barcelona are playing some devastating football tonight.

    It's hard to imagine anyone other than them winning the CL based on what i've seen this season (obviously football isn't that simple - but it's hard to imagine).

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  24. Spoiler
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    To claify, did elmander get a yellow card today?

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    1. Spoiler
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      clarify*

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      1. David Davros
        • 16 Years
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        Yes he did - in real life

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    2. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      He managed to avoid all those flying yellows.

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    3. King Eric, in America
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      No ... FPL lists none, although I did not watch the game.

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      1. Im Not Marshal Foch
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        Press association gave it to Ricketts.. it looked like Elmander on Sky sports when i was watching the game

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        1. AS
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          elmander got it
          it should be corrected

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  25. Sambar
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    Yeah I do too after looking at a liverpool forum where they all slated torres' performance

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      I'm going to blame than baby, keeping him awake all night, suckling on his boobies and all that jazz.

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    2. Bubbles
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      He's a different animal at Anfield. And he should have Stevieee G giving him some decent service for a change.

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      1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
        • 15 Years
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        To live in delusion, it's the only place worth living.

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        1. Bubbles
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          Indeed. I don't wanna think about another crappy 2 pointer performance.

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  26. Andy1
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    It could be Tevez --> Defoe next week? Good move?

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      I'm personally waiting until VdV gets back into the team, and how they line up, before I consider getting in Defoe.

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      1. Andy1
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        Will he be fit next week?

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        1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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          From what I've read he's made the most amazing of amazing recoveries and should be. As this week progresses we will know more.

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          1. Andy1
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            Possibly Malouda + Tevez --> VDV + Torres

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            1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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              As a depressed Torres owner I'd probably not go with that choice, not that I could really put forward a better option. I'd still be worried on the VdV front though, He might get kicked out to the right wing with a 4-4-2 brought back into play. Also VdV plays amazingly off Crouch, if it is 4-5-1 it'll undoubtably be Defoe up front instead.

              If VdV is back from the dead it's not a bad choice all the same, risky like everyone else at the moment.

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            2. @FPLStrategist
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              yeah I'm happy to finally do Bale to VDV now. Bale is like a snipeer who is incredibly skilled. VDV is like Rambo firing from all angles and in the middle of just about everything. Ultimalety, VDV is a better ff prospect.

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            3. Gaz Downright
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              • 15 Years
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              Enough with the "Torres" already, dear christ in heaven

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    2. Mole
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      bent

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    1. David Davros
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      Oh god, some genius stuff on youtube!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM1muAqVVo0&feature=related

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  27. jagz
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    the question is do you think tevez will ever play for city again?

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      I'm still thinking he'll end up going back, doing the business and then possibly going at the end of the season.

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    2. cucumber
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      s'pose he has to honour his contract until january anyway

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    3. chinmusic
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      If he's picked I assume he'll play.

      Refusing to play is the mark of the true scumbag, like that filth of a piece of shit Pierre van Hooijdonk.

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    4. AP
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      Mancini *should* cut him loose and never have to deal with him again. It's City though, so they won't.

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      1. chinmusic
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        And so he'll play I reckon.

        My evening's been improved by learning that van Hooijdonk was recently the victim of a 2.5 million euro fraud.

        http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2008/05/pierre_van_hooijdonk_conned_ou.php

        Good.

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      2. David Davros
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        lol, unlike united!?

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        1. AP
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          You think he'll do a Rooney do you? lol good luck with that.

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          1. David Davros
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            Didn't say that.

            Knocking city is very much the pot calling the kettle black though.

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            1. AP
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              heheh good one.

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              1. David Davros
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                oh, don't go all db on us 😉

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  28. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    karaoke is over, thanks fcuking jesus

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      LOL +42! 🙂

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      1. cruyff81
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        Its Matt against The RubberBandits for xmas number 1 in ireland,my money is on the Bandits

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          dats limerick CIDDY! 🙂

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          1. cruyff81
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            lol

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        2. dk123
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          fu*k your subaru i got a horse outside :p

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