[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. Ninjaa
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    what time will we know all the bonus points?

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    1. applebonkers
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      10:15

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    2. Syd.
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      When the BIG hand strikes 24 pass the hour of 10

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  2. applebonkers
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    so foster doesn't get a save for tipping giggs' effort against the woodwork because it was a cross not a shot? i can understand that, but not sure i agree with it.

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    1. Voronin
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      A save should be a save, regardless of why that saved had to happen.

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  3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Rooney is terrible. Most over-rated player in the prem.

    To think people were comparing Rooney to messi last season. LOL

    typical English, always over hpyping players. Everywhere else around the world people were laughing at the comparison but we thought he was the best in the world and would single handedly win us the world cup.

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    1. Syd.
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Only utd fans compared him to Messi.. Most normal beings just laughed 😉

      PS Balotelli > Messi

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    2. PFOR
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      Out of curiosity, were you saying that January/February?

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      1. Shakey
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        I was.

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        1. Shakey
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          well, not the "terrible" bit, he's not terrible. He's playing terribly, but he's not terrible.

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          1. dogtanion
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            I like the way you casually slotted in "terrible" twice and a "terribly" in a 15 word sentence concerning Rooney...slick

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          2. AP
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            He's certainly not upto Nasri standards.

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            1. Drip Doctor
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              +1 😀

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        2. jamsiep
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          So was I, yet I'm routinely criticised for it. Extremely bizarre.

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      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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        I never rated him highly. Sure decent player but on par with messi, you're havin a laugh. The man to win us the world cup single handedly??!! kill yourself!

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  4. Back to the Drawing Board
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    does anyone know what the hell is wrong with nani?! on no website does it say he is injured, ill or doubtful in any way

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  5. Voronin
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    Loving the Rooney bashing. He will score now though.

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  6. tosey
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    appleb/anyone

    whats this about a mgp and diouf mix up?

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    1. applebonkers
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      they gave the assist to diouf and about 10mins later it got corrected. diouf and mgp do look similar to be fair 😉

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      1. tosey
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        thanks, worried me for a minute my only worthwhile points may be taken away from me!!

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      2. Shipstontrev
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        hahaha

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  7. markie_w12
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    anyone else doing crap this week? 22 points 🙁

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    1. applebonkers
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      i'm on 2

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      1. Holy See
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        Sorry laughed there 😀

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        1. applebonkers
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          it's fair enough. only had bent play so far, a 0-0 here and foster and rafael will bump my score up

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    2. Egg noodle
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      im on 9 with only torres(C) jarvis and konchesky left.

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    3. Voronin
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      11 so far. Could really do with this staying 0-0.

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    4. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      you do know 22 really isnt that bad

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    5. Philman
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      All good managers seem to be doing naff all this week, and all the managers who leave their teams alone are lucking into a good week. Not that I am bitter or anything.

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      1. sniborp
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        My cup opponent got 90 odd points last week. Not that he's any good, but he hasn't touch his team since october and had Walcott, Tevez (c) and VdV.

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    6. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      22 is a good score so far.

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  8. For Fuchs Sake
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    What a stinking GW!!!

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  9. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    best thing about a blackpool game

    holloways interview : http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12040_6619884,00.html

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    1. grapesland
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      very true, he is 3 bonus points alone

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  10. Syd.
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Relying on Malouda tomorrow to save my gameweek..

    I am well and truly fooked aren't I 🙁

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  11. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Could do with a rafael cs but want bham to score

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    1. lazybones18
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      same

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  12. Spoiler
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    birmingham really do kill a spectacle in evey game they play in

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    1. The Bandit
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      Tbf Utd are poor. Not just Rooney, they all look out of ideas,

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      1. Spoiler
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        i know, but birmingham are such a boring team to watch

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      2. arfa
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        no Nani or Scholes

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  13. FinnHarpsFizz
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    Hi what was the story with Kolarov today? Just rested? ....

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    1. applebonkers
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      it would make sense. was out injured for a long time then has come back to play every game except one he was injured for. when he gets rested for the european games he doesn't even travel to be on the bench

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  14. Voronin
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    Ferdinand, what a knob.

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  15. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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    Is nani in subs ?

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    1. xentar
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      No in Manchester

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  16. PFOR
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    Get innnn!

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      Who scored?

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      1. PFOR
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        Dimitar.

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  17. applebonkers
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    berbatov you're not meant to score away from home

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  18. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Berbatov 1-0

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  19. Egg noodle
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    berbbbbbbb

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  20. xentar
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    Oh ffs Berbatov

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  21. Spoiler
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    bah berbasloth again.

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    1. Granville
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      Berbaflop scores again.

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  22. Shakey
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    Nice finish.

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  23. For Fuchs Sake
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Berba you beauty!! Made my GW look a lot better, just need a Vida CS now and I'll be content

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  24. Gargamel
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    Good player, Berbatov.

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  25. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Berbatov hits the post

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  26. Voronin
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    Sloth looks very good at the moment. Bye bye Drogba.

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  27. TorresMagic™
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Who sold Berbatov this GW. Nearly scored a 2nd.

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  28. For Fuchs Sake
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    Rooney touch of a man who has uncontentious sex

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    1. Shakey
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      Rooney has the touch of Marlon King.

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
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        Good one!!

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      2. AP
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Back in the bunker with you, the stocks have been resupplied: Arsenal 2003 DVDs and croissants.

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  29. Egg noodle
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    berb post lol

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  30. njfsdkffslkf
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    Apple now is the time 😉
    Think he gave us our answer tonight.
    Bent > Berba it is.
    Who was that with the assist? ( 😉 )

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    1. Nutella
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      gibson

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    2. AP
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      Yeah that 3 yard sideways pass totally overrules the 3 years of mediocrity.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        Keep digging

        At least i never compared Gibson to Messi like you did with Rooney
        Oh remember pre season when you lost faith with Berbatov cos of his lack of effort in a meaningless game in USA?

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        1. Locarno
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          You two are like an old married couple...

          Without the occasional sexual romp, obviously.

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        2. AP
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          I remember when you were slagging off berbatov last season along with the rest of the plastics. My only problem with Berba has been his attitude, nothing more. Making stuff up, the last desperation of a witless worm tongue. I'm not giving you anymore attention, sorry.

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          1. njfsdkffslkf
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            "making stuff up"
            Do tell.

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        3. Voronin
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          How have you not been hunted down and bitch slapped yet?

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