[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
Paul Paul
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    No nani

    I though I was going to get 100 points this week, highest in my league has 17

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  2. Syd.
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    Carlos will be back..

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  3. Milky
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    I really cant wait to have a gameweek where all my starting 11 play. Poxy Nani is ruining this GW.

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  4. Manilaman
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    Nani may mysteriously moonwalk in through this fog, Thriller style.

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    1. applebonkers
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      😆

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    2. tazri
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      thats how he hurt his hip

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  5. TorresMagic™
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    Who is everyone getting for their emergency captain? Thinking Torres will get the job for most.

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    1. julian 'the terminator…
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      think mine is gonna be flippin rafael!

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        wow rafaels form is 6.5 that is high

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    2. PFOR
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      Unfortunately for people like me who actually captained Nando.

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  6. Bazman returns
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    This is up with the snow week for poor scores but that week I only had 3 players playing. This week although I had players playing none have actually done anything. Had 7 of the scout picks and this is what you get! Oh well where's the alcohol.

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  7. conchur
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    this week had so much potential.....again.....then this sh*t goes n happens what a disaster ffs

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  8. Manilaman
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    Birmingham surely can't score.

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    1. tazri
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      ohh btw. if RVP is rested it means rafael comes in.

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      1. Manilaman
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        Could be worse.

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  9. GuyIncognito
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    Come on Birmingham!

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    1. 88mph
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      Amen. Would take a 0-0 though. Nothing like staying up for a 4am kick off you want to finish 0-0.

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  10. garyclucas
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    Is Nani on the bench?

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    1. dk123
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      out of squad

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    2. Jairzinho
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      no

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      1. garyclucas
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        Ok thanks.

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  11. dk123
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    a bit off topic but is there anyway that you can make your connection spped better on the ps3 having trouble joining friends matches. im at connection setting now on the ps3 what do i do?

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    1. alsybach
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      grow up?

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      1. tazri
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        says you playing fantasy football.

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      2. dk123
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        im 16 u retard u prob a40 year old virgin on this so get sum

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        1. tazri
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          boom

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        2. Manilaman
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          Alan is 53, don't flatter him dk.

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          1. tazri
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            😛

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    2. tazri
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      try getting the router closer to the ps3

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      1. dk123
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        right beside it maybe because im using wireless

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        1. tazri
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          yeh try connecting them. if not somethings wrong with one of them. could also be phones interfeering with signal. happens at my house. good score last week btw

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          1. dk123
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            thanks got my bit of luck after everyone in my league got cahill auto cap. dissapointed today nani trevez kolarov out and jara 0 points hopefully lampard saves me. it says my nat type is 3 which may restrict some gameplay any way of changing it?

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            1. tazri
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              dont know

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          2. Granville
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            The wireless signal on my original phat ps3 is shocking. It interferes with itself, no pun intended.

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  12. tazri
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    WOWOWOWOWOWOW giggs is 37 and is playing 2 games in 3 days. better than some others. ahem nani. 😐

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  13. Well you know, Triffic
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    Alright lads, seeking a bit of reassurance...if my emergency captain is on value and both VDV and Nasri have the same value, who gets it? Regards <3

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      Thanks, Gwan NASRI!!!

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      1. tazri
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        lucky so and so. i have captain anyway.

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  14. alsybach
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    reverse alphabetical order.......or the oldest.

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  15. Torres76
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    Should have done Rooney for Torres!!

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  16. earlofhamstead
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    Any one know why Kolarov didn't play today?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      They won 4-0, he wasn't needed.

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    2. Little Lukin
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      Dead leg (honestly)

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      1. tazri
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        nice pic. so bright

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        1. Little Lukin
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          Mine? I tried to put a pic in but couldn't do it. It's easy to spot my posts anyway.

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  17. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    sounds like a boring as hell game atm...hopefully carrick scores or something...

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    1. PFOR
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      Do you just watch webtext for all of United's games?

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        most of em now i dont have time to watch really

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        1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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          well actually im listening to it on the radio atm lol

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  18. applebonkers
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    rooney looks like the offspring of karl pilkingtonn and a really butch lesbian

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  19. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    woot giggs missed a goal off the post unlucky

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    1. tazri
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      think it was a cross

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    2. applebonkers
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      wonder save by foster, not sure fpl will give him the save though

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  20. LasCebollitas
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    Rooney showing the sort of touches and form that helped him keep his place at the world cup 🙁

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  21. Gargamel
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    Rooney has been a spectacularly poor player for quite some time now. How is he still a starter at Manchester United?

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    1. Gargamel
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      All right I know why. They want him to rediscover his form of last season.

      He's been appalling lately anyway.

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      1. Locarno
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        Because you can't pay a guy £200,000 a week and bench him?

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    2. Shakey
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      Adebayor mk II

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    3. _Freddo
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      Being bent over and having to pay him 250k a week or whatever it is probably has something to do with it.

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    4. Manilaman
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      He threatened to leave as they weren't ambitious enough. They need to sign a decent goal scorer.

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      1. _Freddo
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        He threatened to leave as he wanted more money, he got more money and signed.

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        1. Manilaman
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          As it's been said on here for months, he's due a goal.

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    5. Gargamel
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      All good answers, cheers guys! 🙂

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  22. PFOR
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    F*ck. Seb Larsson could score here.

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    1. PFOR
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      😆

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    2. juanito
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      poor effort

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  23. jimmythegent
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    Coleman 3rd sub.... great stuff

    chances of drogba, nasri and konchesky not playing .... zero

    A gameweek to forget so far!

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  24. The Dynamo
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    Rafael is getting schooled by Ridgewell

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    1. Jairzinho
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      Commentator said that Ridgewell will get bonus points. Any truth in this?

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      1. PFOR
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        The commentator referred to FPL bonus points?

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      2. The Dynamo
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        This is my 4th year in FPL. I'm still yet to figure out how they give bonuses.

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        1. Shipstontrev
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          +1 Take yesterday's bps Song, Fabs and Walcott. I reckon they just took the order in which the goals were scored and then buggered off home to finish off the rest of the Quality Street.

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          1. _Freddo
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            Are you suggesting that Song, Cesc and Walcott were undeserving of the points or is it a case of you having Nasri or van Persie?

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            1. Shipstontrev
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              No, they deserved the points, but I reckon if Walcott had scored first and Song last, the points would have been reversed.

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              1. _Freddo
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                That's a fair comment.

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  25. tazri
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    handbags

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  26. Back on the horse
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    Best striker for 5.4m?

    Welbeck?

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    1. The Dynamo
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      Odem

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  27. Egg noodle
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    im loving the 0-0

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    1. tazri
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      you benching nani isnt too weird afterall. dont mind u get RVP off the bench. if not rafael

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Are you still a beginner taz? Nani was always playing for him.

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        1. tazri
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          yrh but he benched him this week

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            What does yrh mean? If autosubs weren't part of the game, I'd agree with you.

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            1. tazri
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              i meant yeh. i mean he had benched nani at the start of the day and everyone thought he was stupid. look at his team. nani is on the bench, he benched him. are you still a beginnerthe autosubs only work at the end of the gameweek.

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              1. TorresMagic™
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                Fabregas was never playing so Nani was always in his 11. Topic over...

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                1. tazri
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                  soz. didnt notice he had fabregas playing. although he could have thought he was. just thought it cuz i saw someone calling him crazy for benching nani

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              2. TorresMagic™
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                Autosubs only work at the end of gameweek, another fail 😕

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                1. tazri
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                  they do. its only at the end where the pictures of the players go onto the green pitch.

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      2. tazri
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        that I btw

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  28. juanito
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    Balotelli sucks! Anybody who even considers transfering him in is doomed.

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    1. PFOR
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      2nd best player in the world actually.

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      1. juanito
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        LOL

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    2. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      saying the second best player in the world sux...blasphemy

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    3. tosey
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      one of my mates has him captain, hes off in afghanistan tho so has had him captain for a while

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  29. tosey
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    without wildcarding or a points hit i should have 9 players with a double gwk for gk24, works out that most the teams have nice fixtures directly before and after their double

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  30. fiacloir
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    is nani on bench lads

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      nope he got done for shagging mrs fergie

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    2. Ole Gunnar Kush
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      nope

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    3. PFOR
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      Dentist? 🙂 Nah man he isn't in the squad.

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    4. gaspar
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      Away wins:
      Man Utd 1
      Blackpool 5 😆

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      1. gaspar
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        argh not here

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