[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
Paul Paul
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. 88mph
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    Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss

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  2. Locarno
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    Oops.

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  3. njfsdkffslkf
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    ugh

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  4. applebonkers
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    that was sooo ofside imo.

    grrr hate 1-1's

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    1. applebonkers
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      hmmm replay suggests not. still looked a handball though

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  5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Bowyer 1-1

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  6. Back on the horse
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    nooooooooo

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  7. jamsiep
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    I want to laugh, but it isn't going to affect Chelsea in the slightest. 🙁

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  8. TO
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    CS Gone

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    1. andy85wsm
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      I hate people like you.

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      1. TO
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        F*ck Off

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  9. applebonkers
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    barry ferguson's 3bps guarenteed by zigic's hand

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  10. Akers
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    Zigic thinks he's playing volleyball. Joke.

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    1. AP
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      But all decisions go in favour of Man Utd?

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  11. Shakey
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    YESSSSSSSSS

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  12. Brendy
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    FOOOOOOK

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  13. Mulder
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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GLORIOUS

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  14. Spoiler
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    love ittt

    as an arsenal fan (and no clean sheets for u fantasy owners)

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    1. TO
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      +1 MILLION

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  15. PFOR
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    Knew Brum would equalise. Just f*cking knew it.

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  16. alsybach
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    RAFAEL MY CAPTAIN.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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  17. juanito
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    seems like Man U can't hardly win away

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    1. jamsiep
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      State the obvious less.

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    2. Manky Yanc
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      Double negative!

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  18. greghammer95
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    Bye Bye Vidic and Rafael cleanies, oh and Evra and Ferdinand 🙂

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  19. lazybones18
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    here goes the clean sheet.. FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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  20. TorresMagic™
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    Bonus points prediction

    Ferguson 3 Bowyer 2 Berbatov 1

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    1. applebonkers
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      they might even break out a special 4bps for ferguson. it's amazing how a late equaliser can completely swing bps, the previous 89 mins of football almost becomes irrelevent

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  21. Copacabanarama
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    tee hee hee

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  22. Holy See
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    Regardless of who ya support, Birmingham make Stoke look like Barca. Horrific spectacle.

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    1. Shakey
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      At least Stoke attack from time to time.

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    2. jamsiep
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      +1

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  23. njfsdkffslkf
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    Only positive is there is less chance of a Berbatov rest now Sat.

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  24. Nutella
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    my highest scorer Hart(7) 🙁

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    1. Waldaz
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      You're lucky.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        Coleman 8. 🙂

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    2. Manky Yanc
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      Sold him last night for Kingson, then benched Kingson in favour og Carson 🙁 🙁 !!!

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      1. Nutella
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        harsh

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    3. applebonkers
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      if your whole team got 7 you'd only get 84 points 🙁

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      1. Nutella
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        too bad they didnt tho 🙁

        ah well torres(c) brace tomorrow 😉

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  25. For Fuchs Sake
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    For the boring man Luke_Chadwick on this forum who thought Berbatov should have been booked for his celebration, this proves otherwise:
    While it is permissible for a player to demonstrate his joy when a goal has been scored, the celebration must not be excessive.
    Reasonable celebrations are allowed, but the practice of choreographed celebrations is not to be encouraged when it results in excessive time-wasting and referees are instructed to intervene in such cases.
    A player must be cautioned if:
    • in the opinion of the referee, he makes gestures which are provocative,
    derisory or inflammatory
    • he climbs on to a perimeter fence to celebrate a goal being scored
    • he removes his shirt or covers his head with his shirt • he covers his head or face with a mask or other similar item

    Leaving the field of play to celebrate a goal is not a cautionable offence in itself but it is essential that players return to the field of play as soon as possible.

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    1. JWF
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      Thanks for the clarification... although digging out the rule book might be (mis)construed as quite... err... boring 😉

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
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        Digging out? You mean using modern technology and downloading a pdf and searching the word celebrate, then copy and paste, hardly. If it shuts that tool up then I'm more than happy to 'dig' it out.

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  26. alsybach
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    replaced berba with bent only this morning.........desperate......

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  27. JWF
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    Annoying that the Vidic cleanie is gone but at least it keeps the title vaguely interesting. Having said that I'd rather Man U won it than Arse, Chel or City...

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    1. AP
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      Woot.

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  28. BONZ
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    Poor Lee Mason - e tried all night to give Man Utd a helping hand - yet the useless tw8t will now get bollocked by SAF and the Utd followers - for the 1 key decision he missed!!

    Funny

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    1. Granville
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      Not sure what you are talking about, but if you miss the most important decision of the match, why would you have sympathy for him.

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      1. BONZ
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        No sympathy hear m8 - he deserves the beating down as he ignored several bad United tackles which should have been bookings.......trying to please SAF. Then missed that handball 🙂

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        1. For Fuchs Sake
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          Which tackles were bad?

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          1. For Fuchs Sake
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            Wait he's a Liverpool fan, should maybe concentrate on the teams in the bottom half.......

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    2. For Fuchs Sake
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      Grow up you tool!

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  29. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Finally, some luck my 1 point for Bardsley who I brought in for Vidic not looking so bad now. 🙂

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  30. Shakey
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    Nice away record Manchester United.

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    1. AP
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      Top. Of. The. League.

      Undefeated.

      Suck one.

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      1. Shakey
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        You're top of the league because you've played more home games than anyone else.

        And you're undefeated because you've only played one of the top 5 away from home.

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        1. For Fuchs Sake
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          Arsenal fan, nice 5 year record Arsenal!!!

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        2. Akers
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          You're such a dumbass MF.

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          1. AP
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            +1

            Amazing what all that time below ground does to a man.

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    2. For Fuchs Sake
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      Top of the league with games in hand, does it really matter to them, you bitter man!

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      1. _Freddo
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        Games in hand are only good if you win them, one is away so they will probably draw it.

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      2. njfsdkffslkf
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        Technically if you want to state facts.
        United are 3 points ahead of Arsenal and no games hand.

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    3. PFOR
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      You really do spend more time talking about United than your own team don't you?

      Nice home record Arsenal.

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      1. Granville
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        As bitter as they come.

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      2. Shakey
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        And I should point out, I actually have a go at just about every team. The only difference is, the United fans on here are way more defensive, so make a big deal about any negative comments regarding their team.

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    4. $hahriyar
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      Guess what MF ............ Do I even need to say it 😉

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    5. Shakey
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      *MFaulkner hits a massive nerve with five words*

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      1. applebonkers
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        just like the statement it's funny because its true.

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