[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. markie_w12
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    that equaliser is annoying

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  2. noonan357
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    who assisted the goal?

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    1. Holy See
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      Satan

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      1. Back on the horse
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        lol

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  3. $hahriyar
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Positives from todays game:
    Rio and vida r solid as ever
    Rio's back held up for 2 games over 48hrs
    Rafael is becoming more of a defender

    P.S. Positives for others crying like a pussy for us gettin favours. It's not the case.

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    1. Back on the horse
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      what about the negatives?

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      1. $hahriyar
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Read others posts , you'll find millions lol

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  4. njfsdkffslkf
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Week is now set up for Torres (c) to go Crazy.
    Nothing can go wrong obviously.

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    1. Pigvig
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Come on. In a week where Tevez and Nani both didn't play there is no chance that Torres is gonna start.

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    2. rasher
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Good luck with that he's been gack anytime I've seen him play this season

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  5. The Dynamo
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Ok El Nino, please save my team this week.

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    1. Nutella
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      +1

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  6. Seal
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    so much simulation from birmingham over the course of the game, embarrassing

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  7. _Freddo
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    United draw again.

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  8. Paul
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    can't win against an impotent birmingham attack can they now the christmas boys??

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    1. Seal
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      unbeaten still, cant complain

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      1. Paul
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        please stay unbeaten like this throughout and draw every match...please please...

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  9. Gargamel
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    I think Beausejour can be a real asset for Birmingham. He had a good game today.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I repeat - my fav from the World Cup! 😀

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    2. jamsiep
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      On the evidence of the World Cup he's a very handy player, he's just surrounded by players who have no interest in playing football.

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  10. The Dynamo
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    that goal had a bit of everything. faul, handball, and offside. 🙂

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  11. J0E
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    13 pts with three out of my nine players to go. I'm going to laugh about this one day.

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  12. @FPLStrategist
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    bonus points better be kind. Fantasy football gods seriously fcuking trolling this week.

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  13. Voronin
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Nice one Brum.

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  14. jamsiep
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    I really wish Rooney would stop scoring.

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    1. Damp
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      He is on fire

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    2. PFOR
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I feel the same about Chelsea winning too much.

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      1. Egg noodle
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        haha

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    3. The Holy One
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Rooney was the reason I played Foster today.

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      1. dave_the_bear
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        I like this 🙂

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    4. $hahriyar
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Hahahahah good one.

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    5. Chazza
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      It's not as frequent as Chelsea's playing well though, shame really.

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    6. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Lol!

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    7. Paul
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      lol...

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  15. dave_the_bear
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Cheers Brum 🙂

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  16. AP
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    The Utd Ref myth clearly put to bed. Good night haterz, i'll leave you with this.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/table/default.stm

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    1. Voronin
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Joint leaders. Really hammers the message home of how bad throwing another lead away is for your season. Ta.

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      1. Chazza
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        How can it possbily be 'joint' when the same number of games haven't been played?

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        1. _Freddo
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          The league table is not scored in credit, points can only be counted once a game is played, anything else is not worth talking about.

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    2. denial
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      "United seem to get away with much more from the referee"

      My missus during the game (who know's naff all about football).

      But the equaliser was offside.

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    3. njfsdkffslkf
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      The is no ref myth.
      Refs dont favour any teams . It just some old quackery.

      Yes it was a handball and yes the ref didnt give it wrongly.

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      1. Gargamel
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Of course there is a ref myth. People everywhere believe that referees systematically favour certain teams.

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          Yes agreed many fans beleive this crazily. Its always talked about here like its gospil.
          But Refs arent bias like that.

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  17. gv4361
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Lined up with

    Rafael-Ferdinand-Toure-Kolarov

    What could so easily have been 24 points this week has ended up as just 4!

    Gutted!

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Gosh!

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    2. HST
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Too many eggs in a defensive basket.

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      1. Pigvig
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Totally. I never double up on defenses. I have seven different teams to pick four players from. Still probably won't get any more cleansheets than you though

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  18. Hank van Tek
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Darron Gibson is utter dreck. I know he's a tubby, one-paced imposter, but he could have at least tried to close down that Birmingham cross.

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    1. Gargamel
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      United were basically playing with 9 men against 11 the whole game because their two wingers brought absolutely nothing. I expect SAF to have a word with Gibson and Rooney.

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  19. Mizza
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    anyone think v de vart will get any bonus points? My score is looking dire!

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Hope so but prob 1 tops

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    2. greghammer95
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      From what I heard he came close quite a lot today, I hope he gets some. Possibly all 3, they do love him. But Bale will probably get them.

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      1. Mizza
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Here's hoping anyway! So far got 34 with only Konchesky and Nasri left... not one of my finest hours!

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        1. stilicho
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          15 years, 3 months ago

          Nothing wrong with 34 so far this week, and I suspect you know it.

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          1. Granville
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            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            Of course he knows it. If you're so good, where was your faith in Bale.

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        2. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          34 is a good score.

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          1. Mizza
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            15 years, 3 months ago

            Is it...i reckon a lot of people haven't played their captains yet though Depends how Nasri does tomorrow.
            We'll see i guess!

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  20. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Eh Dbronaldo?

    What you on about saying I was a Berb slater? Not once did I slate him. I even had a pre season arguement with CP saying he was the protaganist for Rooney last season and that if they swapped roles, which has happened, he would prevail.

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    1. njfsdkffslkf
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Chelsea game at home. We were in the chat room.
      I remember it like yesterday.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        That's different, that's the heat of the moment/frustration.

        You on the other hand, were constantly on his case. Don't deny it.

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  21. Bobby
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    From the BBC website:

    'The Blues fans celebrate like they have won and rightly so because that is a terrific point for Alex McLeish's side and sees them move out of the relegation zone and up into 16th'.

    Ah, to be a Blues fan...

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  22. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Ok looking for 7-9 Bp's please!!

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  23. UKG
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Well, that was annoying but back on top of the table with a game in hand. Now, with Elmander on my bench I need him to come in and find his glorious away form and ruin Chelsea's day! then Alcaraz will come in and do the same at home to Arsenal, chances of either? slim to none....lol

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  24. thehodge
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Rafa 3?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      He just got sacked so nope.

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      1. Chazza
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        Haha 🙂

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      2. Nutella
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        15 years, 3 months ago

        lol

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    2. threeputt
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      er no, and i have him

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  25. ArcticJunkie
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Hoping for BPs from either Coleman, Cahill or Bale.

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    1. Chazza
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Coleman and Bale probs.

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    2. threeputt
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      if you were greedy you would replace the word 'or' with 'and' - i would

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  26. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone predicting Rooney 3 BPs?

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    1. Syd.
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Ricky Ponting

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        10 overs should be enough to finish the Test. Ponting is only good for assisting the England bowlers with their averages.

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    2. njfsdkffslkf
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      AP

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  27. The Brummie
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    LEE BOWYERRR! what a ledgend that man is 🙂

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    1. dave_the_bear
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I am jealous of you tonight 🙂

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  28. Syd.
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Lots of toys being thrown out of the pram tonight lads 🙂

    Relax..

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  29. Mizza
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    Hoping for Cahill, Bale, V de Vart......big fingers crossed!

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  30. Bosko
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    I hope people shout out when Bonus Points are attributed.

    As things stand I'm about to take an unprecedented tumble down the rankings, the likes of which have only been whispered about in popular culture.

    11 points with N'Zogbia, Torres (c) and Konchesky to play.

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