[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    I'll take one bonus point - anything else will be a ... bonus ... 😀

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  2. greghammer95
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    Well the Balotelli hat-trick today was predictable at best.

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2010/12/28/tuesdays-matchday-surgery/comment-page-14/#comment-1217035

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    1. Gargamel
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      That's a great buggumark. Well done greg!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        Rather spoilt by the fact that Ballotelli's not in his team ... ðŸ˜

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      2. greghammer95
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        Best thing is I bagged £120 from it as well.

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        1. Gargamel
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          No, the best thing is that you buggumarked it.

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Surely that was your Dad??? 😉

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          1. greghammer95
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            Thats what I meant 😉

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        3. Granville
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          Nice prediction Greg.

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    2. chinmusic
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      That's nothing. I predicted Baird would score twice in the first ten minutes.

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    3. Rojo's Modern Life
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      A stopped clock...

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  3. Avon Barksdale
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    Queue the tsunami of questions asking how long till the bonus points come out!

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  4. The Devil Wears Prada
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    30 pts with torres (c) to play. how is everyone else doing?

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      21 with Torres (c), Konchesky, Nasri & N'Zog.

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    2. applebonkers
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      7 with g.johnson, konchesky, n'zogbia, nasri, milijas, drogba (c) and jara to come off the bench

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      1. Bosko
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        11 with Torres (c), Konchesky and N'Zogbia.

        Appalling.

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    3. Gargamel
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      4 with ACole, Konchesky, NZogbia, Lee, Nasri and Drogs(C) to play.

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    4. TO
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      28 with Torres(c) Nasri Nzog Elmander to play

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  5. Fran
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    Which players played well tonight? Any predictions for bonus P?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Do you ever watch a game Fran?

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    2. Bosko
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      Tough one really, Beausejour and Rafael had a notable tussle which could see either do well. Berbatov, although quiet, did bag one and threaten a couple of times. Not too sure, although I'd be surprised if none of those three bagged some.

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  6. everything I touch turns to…
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    aaaaaaaaa my score is so bad this gameweek its disgraceful! can anyone tell me if Fabs will go up in price tonight or not??? i am confused........

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    1. Fran
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      Balotelli is everyone's concern!

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    2. HST
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      He is suspended for Saturday so why would you want him in at any price?

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      1. BigUps
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        Won't he serve the suspension tomorrow?

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      Depends on protection.

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  7. Syd.
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    How many 1 Point wonders have ye all got...

    4 for me..

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    1. Gargamel
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      3, to go with a single 2. Fin.

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      1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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        Ouch garg....i feel for u bro lol

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  8. Avon Barksdale
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    3 Balotelli
    2 Silva
    1 Johnson

    3 Coleman
    2 Parker
    1 Cahill

    3 Berb
    2 Bowyer
    1 Giggs

    only games I saw! Bring on my Shrewd choice of Big Didi as captain tomorrow... Ahem..

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    1. TO
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      Coleman got 2 and Cahill 0 BPs

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  9. gaspar
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    Away wins:
    Man Utd 1
    Blackpool 5

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    1. _Freddo
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      Still Unbeaten though...

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    2. greghammer95
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      League position:
      Man Utd 1
      Blackpool 8

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      1. _Freddo
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        Money spent to achieve it...

        United £100,000,000,000,000
        Blackpool £1.5m

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    3. Akers
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      Cool.

      Blackpool top then, yeah?

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        Do you have to think everything anyone posts with United in it is somehow anti- United.
        That comment is a fact , just like United top is a fact.

        You need to chillax.

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      2. Rojo's Modern Life
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        Haha touche. Or should I say touchy.

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    4. HST
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      I like.

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    5. User
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      Clean sheets:
      Blackpool 5
      Arsenal 4

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      1. _Freddo
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        Arsenal 6-0 Blackpool is the only stat you need to concern yourself with when trying to use Blackpool to belittle Arsenal, once you get over that obstacle then it might hold up.

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  10. Fran
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    I've got 4 players to come on including captain plus a minus -1
    🙂

    Strange Christmas gameweek this one.

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  11. That's Groß
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    n'zogbia, torres (c), konchesky and a.cole to play for me this gameweek. i need about 30 points from you four please. thanks.
    that birmingham goal really hurt right at the end there when they had offered next to nothing for the previous 88 minutes.

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  12. Bobby
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    Theres been a few whispers about Nasri being rested this week - surely with Fabs out Wenger won't rest him as well would he? If he lets Arsh have a sit down on the halfway line for 90 mins in his place that would be pretty rubbish...

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      im going to say arshavin chamakh rosicky upfront

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    2. Shakey
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      Arsenal haven't had a game in two weeks though. It isn't like Nasri's tired.

      Arshavin and Chamakh will come in though. It's just about whether Rosicky will too, and whether it's for Walcott or Nasri.

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  13. conchur
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    from now on i think the best advice would be to have as little players from the scout picks as possible

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  14. JWF
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    Apolos for the late question but I was out all afternoon, what happend to Robbo? Went off injured I presume but do we know the extent?

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  15. chinmusic
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    Bonus out. One for Carroll! That man is a FPL machine.

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  16. applebonkers
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    bale 2bps, hangeland 2bps. that's all i can see so far

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  17. greghammer95
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    Carroll, 1 BP, VDV 0 BP's Bale 2 BP's

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  18. noonan357
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    coleman 2 bps

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    1. noonan357
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      bale and berbs both 2 aswell

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  19. Syd.
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    Coleman got 2 Baps

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  20. applebonkers
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    coleman 2bps too

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  21. guyacdavies
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    coleman 2
    bale 2

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    1. Rojo's Modern Life
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      Is there an echo? Or just lots of morons?

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  22. For Fuchs Sake
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    Berba 2 bps!!! Yes

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  23. Mizza
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    2 bonus for Bale...nothing for Cahill or v de vart!

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  24. greghammer95
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    Nelsen 3 BP's

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  25. Namtab Nomolos
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    Nelsen 3 points

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  26. That's Groß
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    carroll bonus? someone at FPL towers must like him.

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  27. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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    no bonus for MGP???

    fk sakes

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    1. Shakey
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      Super Dunny saw the game and said he was shit.

      Stop complaining. You don't even watch your own team's games.

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  28. TorresMagic™
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    Carroll 1 BP

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  29. Pigvig
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    Balotelli 3, Johnson 2 Lescott1

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  30. applebonkers
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    check out modric's bps in the last few games

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    1. Gargamel
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      I'm glad the bonus judges acknowledge what a great player he is. Easily one of the top play makers in the league.

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      1. applebonkers
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        agreed

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