[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 December 2010 1834 comments
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The self-proclaimed second best player in the world will no doubt be patting himself on the back tonight following a three goal haul against Gerard Houllier’s insipid Aston Villa side in Man City‘s 4-0 Eastlands canter.

In the absence of Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli was given the lone striking role for Roberto Mancini’s side and his hat-trick has helped propel the club to the top of the Premier League this evening, though a draw at St Andrews tonight will reinstall Man United at the summit.

Following Tevez’s two goals and an assist at the weekend, 74,000 Fantasy Managers drafted the Argentine into their teams for this afternoon’s match but a sore hamstring meant he was benched for the entirety of the match and will have messed up more than a few team’s Fantasy captaincy decisions.

Balotelli recently grabbed the headlines for his ridiculous line in headgear but today it was all about the football, as he lived up to his own hype with a man of the match performance, albeit two of the goals against the struggling Midlands side were from the penalty spot. This was the first time the Italian has found the net since game week 11, and it’s clear a central striking role is the way to get the best out of his abilities.

However, with Tevez in control of that role when fit, Balotelli will no doubt go back to skulking from positions out wide over the next few weeks all over again. Despite his undoubted skills, this was only the second league game Balotelli has found the net in this season, a statistic which is pretty indicative of both his inconsistency under Mancini and of his unreliability as a Fantasy prospect.

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  1. njfsdkffslkf
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Carroll got Bonus points?
    Joke. com

    James Milner of 2010/11.

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    1. Mighty
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I watched the game and thought he would get something.

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      1. Granville
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Members should look at the stats for the game, there is a clear reason he got his bonus point. He wins so many aerial duels that he is always a candidate.

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  2. lazybones18
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    glen johnson scores hattrick tommorrow

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    1. The Devil Wears Prada
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      by the way things have been going lately, i wouldn't even surprised...

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  3. The Devil Wears Prada
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    when is the first double game week? i keep hearing the 22, but wherever i look, it says 24 is double game week. also, just for that game week, how does tevez>berba sound?

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    1. GabrielSpurs
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      http://www.blackpoolfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10432~2251527,00.html

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  4. dave_the_bear
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Arsenal at home for Birmingham next.

    Praying for another draw.

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    1. TO
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Not going to happen
      - points for all Bham defenders 😉

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  5. Nomar
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Yay! Hangeland 2 BP's so 8 pts to come off my bench for Kolarov. Most acceptable indeed. 🙂

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      in 3 seasons of fpl the best i've got off my bench is 6 points once.

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  6. Bosko
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Well, zero bonus points for me. Super.

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  7. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    oh well
    my hopes rely now on el nino

    COME ON TORRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. BONZ
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Carrol 1bps 🙂 was not expected
    Bale 2bps 🙂

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      Good on yer, Bonz! 🙂

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  9. Voronin
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    F*ck my main rival has totally closed the gap now. Desperate for a Torres brace for so many reasons.

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  10. alsybach
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    How can they give Carroll a bonus point what a crock of fpl shit!

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    1. Ninjaa
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      If theres no obvious ones for the bp's they just give it to the usual suspects. SUCKS really.

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  11. threeputt
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    blimey bps out quick tonight, judges must want to go to bed

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  12. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    2 highest scorers in my league did not change their team this week through forgetting the deadline. This season is based on luck more than others I can remember.

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    1. dave_the_bear
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      Guy in my league hasn't changed in months, leading it since Berba's 5...hes been captain for weeks...
      Im enjoying the challenge tho 😛

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    2. That's Groß
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      i totally agree with this. the guy who is top of my league hasn't made a transfer since beginning of october and has managed to not only keep his lead, but extend it.
      the emergency captain rule has been VERY kind to him for the past month or so, it's so annoying.
      if he wins the whole thing at the end of the season, it will be an absolute joke.

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  13. Nomar
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Kingson makes 11 saves yet gets no BP?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      3 points for saves - don't worry, be happy!

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  14. lazybones18
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    22 points with glen.johnson and nasri to play... am i the worst one here

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    1. alsybach
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      not many big scores today lazybones!!

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    2. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      25 points with Konch, Nasri, N'Zogbia, Drogba and Torres (c) to come....and no 8 point hit taken to get in Tevez and VDV. I'll settle for that.

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  15. thehodge
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Currently on 19 (When Coleman comes in and thats after hits) with Nasri,Torres(C) and Kyriakos to play. Very bad week.

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  16. Nutella
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    so far ive got 35(including bonuses and auto subs) with nasri and torres (c) to play?..how do i fare amongst every1 else?

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    1. Jafstar - TheRedDevil
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      quite well

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      1. Nutella
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        it wud be more only for me doubting myself..was going to bring in evatt this morning as a hit but decided against it and took me ages to decide between DJ Cambell and Varney but went with varney :(..still got 2 BP's 😀

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    2. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      41 (inc subs and cap) with Torres, Maxi, Nasri & Elmander to play.

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      1. Nutella
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        not bad..but maxi = Sh*te

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          I know but he's a stop gap between Brunt and Adam's suspensions.

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  17. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    Any reason Givet didn't play? Just rested?

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    1. everything I touch turns to…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      yeh i think he was rested......anyone know the extent of robinson's injury??

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  18. jamsiep
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    Carroll BPs is a complete and utter joke.

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    1. lazybones18
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      its 1 point calm downnn

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      1. Syd.
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        15 years, 2 months ago

        Didn't see the game but he couldnt have done too much as he was playing against 10 men for the last 30 mins

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    2. njfsdkffslkf
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      Hmm I cant put my finger on why he is so loved on FPL despite losing away from home.
      What could it be.
      I think I need to consult a certain Man city midfielder who was at Villa last year and compare.

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    3. Granville
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Did you see the game?

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Granville.. Our teams are stangely alike..

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      2. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        The first hour, yes. All he did was land his elbow on Dawson and Kaboul's face on multiple occasions.

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    4. Mighty
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I thought he deserved 1.

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  19. dogtanion
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    "Two rights don't make a wrong " , Dwight Yorke 2010

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    1. dave_the_bear
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      That might just be quote of the year just in time 🙂

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  20. teddypicker
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    What were Cahill and Carroll's forms before today's matches?
    My autocaptain is on form.

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Check the data view on your team

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  21. Gargamel
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    My rival amazingly transferred Evatt in and started him this gameweek. I don't know if I should give him credit for it or tell him he's a tosser.

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Those little things make the difference 😉

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Be kind - he'll become complacent, and you'll feel good! 😉

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  22. mvtaylor
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    What does a keeper have to do to get BPs!!!

    Really is quite annoying how disproportionate the distribution is between defence and attack...

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Save a penalty possibly. Hart made 4 saves.

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      1. mvtaylor
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        It's more Kingston, going away to Sunderland, who make 33 chances of which he saves 11 gets 0. Meanwhile up the other end Varney gets 2bps for no assists or goals while Blackpool made only 9 attempts on target. Carroll gets 1 bp for doing nothing against possibly the worst defence in the league and Odemwingie picked up 2 bps last time for missing every shot he had, okay he had a lot of shots but if you miss every bleeding one of them you DO NOT deserve 2 bps.

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    2. chinmusic
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Or be Al Habsi. He's got them two GWs running now.

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  23. thehodge
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    16 points behind my cup opponent. Its all over. FFS!!!!

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  24. lazybones18
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 2 months ago

    "Torres sits on the bench due to minor injury sustained during practice"

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    1. Gnu
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      F*ck off.... 🙂

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Much prefer him to get a red card... lol

        Don't forget peeps "Liverpool are SHITE" so don't be getting all your hopes up 😉

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    2. madness
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      lol i'd love that

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    3. mvtaylor
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      is not amused

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  25. Mizza
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    15 years, 2 months ago

    35 is a great score with your captain still to come... don't fret! I've got 33 after hits with nasri and konchesky to play...

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    1. gaspar
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      I've got 6 :/

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      1. lazybones18
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        I LOL'd

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        1. Mizza
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          its grim isn't it.. everyone should have low scores though if its any consolation!

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          1. Houdini
              15 years, 2 months ago

              It helps when you have Bale coming in when you weren't even playing him....

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        2. Nutella
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 2 months ago

          😆

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    2. Ninjaa
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      On a plus point no one should have scored big this week unless their team was shit and they got lucky.

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    3. Goodfish
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      Why didn't my pretty little Kolarov play? Niah!

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    4. greghammer95
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      15 with 5 to play, how embarrasing. VDV got more than that on his own last week. Torres Nasri and co to save my GW.

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      1. Ninjaa
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        could be worse, Captain played yet?

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    5. guyacdavies
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      15 years, 2 months ago

      balotelli 3
      johnson 2
      lescott 1

      parker 3
      coleman 2
      obinna 1

      modric 3
      bale 2
      carrol 1

      campbell 3
      varney 2
      evatt 1

      baird 3
      hangeland 2
      murphy 1

      nelsen 3
      mulumbu 2
      kalinic 1

      carrick 3
      berbatov 2
      ferguson 1

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 16 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Surprised by the MU BPs, Ferguson was a shoe-in.

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      2. Drip Doctor
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Parker 3, sh!t off.

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      3. Jack Frost
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks for posting, where do you find this all in one list or do you sort thru each score on FPL. Does FPL have weekly bonuses in one place?

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    6. madness
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 2 months ago

      30 pts with Drogba, Elmander and ACole to go...

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