[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
19 March 2011 1767 comments
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We’ve the luxury of eight, yes eight(!), Premier League fixtures to pour over today. So get in the Dugout Discussion chatroom early, and settle yourself for a full days action.

The early kick-off comes from White Hart Lane, home of North London’s only Champions League representative, Tottenham Hotspur. The visitor’s are West Ham United, in a tie being described as ‘the Olympic Stadium derby’. Here is the team news…

Spurs XI: Gomes, Corluka, Gallas, Dawson, Assou-Ekotto, Lennon, Sandro, Modric, Bale, Van der Vaart, Defoe

West Ham XI: Green, Jacobsen, da Costa, Upson, Bridge, O’Neil, Parker, Hitzlsperger, Noble, Cole, Ba

A lot of fantasy hopes pinned on this Spurs side, with favourites Rafael van der Vaart and Gareth Bale in our preferred positions. The Welshman is out on the left wing, whilst the Dutchman plays behind Jermain Defoe in a 4-4-1-1 formation.

As for the visitors, Frederic Piquionne was unable to shake of a knock to make the squad, so Carlton Cole partners Demba Ba up front.

Then we’ve got six 3pm games, notably the top two both looking for three vital points. They’re followed by Everton versus Fulham in the evening fixture.

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  1. Mighty
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    OMG, none of my rivals have Rooney captain, and just two out of about 8 have him. Never seen that coming. C'mon da fook Wayne!!!!

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      Same. My main rival has gone Van Persie!

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  2. Blyth Spartans
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    Oh johnny evans is probably going to play instead of brown.

    Hey kids uncle josef isnt babysitting anymore. Uncle gary is coming round instead.

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  3. Locarno
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    Cole is unbelievably shit.

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    1. AP
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      Is there any player who you don't think is sh*t?

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      1. Locarno
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        You disagree about Cole? That wouldn't surprise me.

        As for your question, VDV, Giggs, Modric, Bale, Suarez, Silva, Tevez, Arteta... etc, etc...

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        1. AP
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          No I don't disagree, but 90% of your posts are usually "_____ is sh*t/rubbish/worthless/etc." Just curious to see who passes the lorcano test.

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  4. Sim Simma
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    VDV ... Now that would have been beckham scholes moment

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  5. Back on the horse
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Christ, am I the only who didn't get VDV in?!

    Did most people take a points hit this week?

    Can't see WHam keeping a CS in this game.

    'It's got goals in it, this one'

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    1. njfsdkffslkf
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      I didnt get him. Bale for me

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Not me. Spurs don't score many, especially at home

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  6. Mulder
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    Modric is class.

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  7. Viper
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    How do you find out your FPL Open cup opponent without TM's link? Its still showing up as a classic league..

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    1. Boom!!!
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      u cannot find it without his link.

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    2. PFOR
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      I'd say you'd need to find his link.

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      1. Viper
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        OK, cheers lads!

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  8. Get up ya bum
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    Lmao @ cole

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  9. champion_elect
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    VdV hasn't been mentioned once int he text yet - is he being anonymous?

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    1. Mulder
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      Yup, hasn't done much

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    2. Viper
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      No he's been ok, went close a minute ago!

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    3. Drip Doctor
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      Hes had one effort which was close. But yeah hes been pretty quite, he's playing deep, Modric is being too busy and is the focal point of their attacks at the minute.

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    4. Syd.
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      COMMMMMMME OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      GIIIVEEEE ME A

      GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...................

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    5. champion_elect
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Cheers,he is (c) and my two closest oponents don't have him 🙂

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    6. Dave Bauer
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      He's done nothing...I'm starting to regret my captain choice!

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      1. champion_elect
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        These are usually the classic signs of an upcoming goal 🙂

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        1. SuperDorrans
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          +1

          STFU lads. 🙂

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        2. Dave Bauer
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          Well I hope so but it really doesn't look like it!

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  10. Drip Doctor
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    Lol Corluka has wasted possession so many times already.

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  11. Boom!!!
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    Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi 😀

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  12. Viper
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    I could really do with Rooney doing nothing! Im a good bit ahead in most leagues but i dont have Rooney and most have him (c). Could be the day my reign at the top ends!

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      I think people are underestimating Bolton anyway. I'm not worrying... Honest.

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      1. Syd.
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        Yeah.. Kevin Davies will have a field days crashing his elbows and knees into the Utd CBs today...

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  13. AP
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    Bale Sandro Vdv Modric Lennon

    ..is such a dreamy midfield. Lucky ol Spurs. 😡

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      Small midfield*

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    2. PFOR
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      Replace Lennon and it's almost perfect.

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    3. Blyth Spartans
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      Use of the the word dreamy = exclusively for girls

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      1. $hahriyar
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        Or men who find slightly built, strong jawed, eastern European men appealing 🙂

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      2. AP
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        Ok. If i can use the word bellend exclusively for you?

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        1. Blyth Spartans
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          Bellend isnt a word

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          1. AP
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            Glans will do then.

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            1. Blyth Spartans
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              Yeah i like that my scrumptious little cutie pie.

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    4. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      It is beautiful isn't it.

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  14. $hahriyar
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    Is RVP gonna captain Arsenal today or will the armband be on lehmann? 😛

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    1. SuperDorrans
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      Almunia should get it after his performance at the Emirates!

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      1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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        The way he played against Barca was superb. He does deserve a run at the first team once again.

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        1. $hahriyar
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          I hope he does, wud be great to see how crazy Lehman reacts to it.

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    2. Boom!!!
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      lehmann will be on the bench.

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  15. njfsdkffslkf
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    Parker lol

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  16. Stat virgin
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    That was about a foot out right in front of the Lino

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  17. Viper
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Incoming VDV FK..

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    1. Viper
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      or not..

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  18. SuperDorrans
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Rival captained Defoe.

    How is the little man looking?

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    1. Locarno
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Gagging for his 100th goal - he's got a specially printed T-shirt just in case.

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    2. Syd.
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      Defoe is shit.

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  19. Long ago I drew a walrus
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    Totally unrelated question to football:

    WHat is the difference between an Accountant and a Chartered Accountant? WOuld I need different/more qualifications to get the Chartered bit?

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    1. champion_elect
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      yes.

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    2. jamsiep
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      One is boring, the other is really boring.

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    3. Dave Bauer
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      A proper chartered accountant (assuming you're uk based) is a member of the ICAEW. This is the old school boys club type scenario, although in reality nowadays there is little difference between the major qualifications.

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      1. Dave Bauer
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        But as a member of the ICAEW myself, I'm all for the distinction! 😉

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Petty Thief and Grand Larcenist? 😉

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        🙂

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      2. $hahriyar
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        I like! Although it's the profession I'm pursuing but much rather have the larcenist designation 😀

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  20. Long ago I drew a walrus
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    BBC quote: 'an opener cant be too far away'

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    1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      nil-nil then

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  21. MADE IN CHARLTON
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Rival in my "big society" league has gone Bent captain, despite having Rooney (who I don't have).

    Can someone explain?

    Bent's not even on pens is he?!

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    1. jamsiep
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Tenner says that if Villa get a penalty today, Bent will take it.

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      1. Back on the horse
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        yeah, that's why I took the armband off Young, in the end

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      2. si
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        Of course he will. Ridiculous he hasn't yet. Best penalty taker in the prem that lad. RVP runs him close.

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    2. Syd.
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah they are playing Wolves at Home.. Pretty simple

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      1. MADE IN CHARLTON
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        But to captain Bent over Rooney though and take a hit to bring him in!?

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    3. champion_elect
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Your name just makes me think of V for Vendetta

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    4. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      After Young's miss it wouldn't be too surprising... And a team playing Wolves make it tempting.

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  22. Syd.
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    😯

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  23. jamsiep
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    VDV is getting BPs today.

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      Sadly VDV is getting diddly sht all today.

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    2. Bolivian Seaman
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      modric as well

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    3. njfsdkffslkf
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      Nah

      Modric and West ham so far

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      1. jamsiep
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        Parker will get all 6.

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        1. Nailer
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          Any particular reason you dislike Parker so much jamsie?

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        2. si
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          Modric 3, Parker 2, Bridge 1.

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        3. $hahriyar
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          He just sends the tape of his team talk to the judges, that gets it's done!

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  24. Viper
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    VDV sitting pretty deep and Modric pulling the strings close to Defoe?!

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    1. AP
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      Need CrouchMonster on to knock the ball down to VdV. Defoe is doing... well, not a lot.

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      1. si
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        Disagree. Defoe just had an excellent effort. Ps chris Coleman = very basic.

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      2. Viper
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        They do miss him I think, VDV does suffer somewhat when crouchy isn't there. Modric has been very tidy again..

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  25. Sim Simma
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    VDV is playing a little deep for my liking

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  26. Attila the Bum
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    What a fecking waste of a freekick.

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  27. Locarno
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    Modric on for 3 BPs at the moment...

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      He does generally deserve them. He's superb for Spurs.

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  28. jamsiep
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    Why are West Ham giving Modric so much time on the ball?!

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    1. Syd.
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      Wait unti HT. Parkers team talk will sort that out..

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        better than giving others time on the ball probably

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    2. si
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      Not in dangerous areas though to be fair.

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  29. MADE IN CHARLTON
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    LOL, Saha captain today...I do everything to ensure this person does not finish above me in my NICK DCLG league!

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  30. Locarno
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    VDV is almost playing a Rooney/Fabregas role. 🙄

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    1. si
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      *carrick role.

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