[sbu_large_image] Injuries
2 April 2011 1877 comments
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Stop! Der Hammer Time(*).

As the dawn of another gameweek is upon it’s up to the Hammers and Manchester United to wake us up from our Internationally enforced slumber and the last minute tinkerers of the Saturday Surgery hand the reins over to the Dugout Discussion.

News from the Boleyn Ground is that the traveling side have decided to rest Edwin Van Der Sar with Thomas Kuszczak coming in while Nani (frustrating? Yes. But seeing as nigh on ‘everyone’ has him not quite so painful across the fantasy-sphere) takes a seat on the pine with Park filling his spot. Fabio also nabs the right-back berth, Vidic returns and Hernandez drops out for Gibson as Fergie favours the 451/433. The home team meanwhile see no need to change their side from that which drew at Spurs last gameweek. Teams in full are…

West Ham XI:Green; Jacobsen, Da Costa, Upson, Bridge; Parker, Hitzlsperger, Noble; O’Neil, Cole, Ba.

United XI: Kuszczak; Fabio, Smalling, Vidic, Evra; Gibson, Carrick, Giggs; Valencia, Rooney, Park.

After we’ve said our ta-ta’s to the aforementioned fixture we’ll head through the six three o’clock fixtures with Redknapp’s team of choice against Wigan of interest with Liverpool and Chelsea also visiting West Brom and Stoke respectively. Arsenal playing host to Blackburn -perhaps the most key fixture of the day- will close out Saturday for us with the evening kick-off.

The Dugout Discussion will be open through all this action up until the final whistle blows.

(*)dues finally paid as promised.

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  1. Locarno
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    Penalty!

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  2. David Davros
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    Get in!!

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  3. Scoredelario
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    Peeeenaaallltttyy

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  4. Boom!!!
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    pen to hammers 🙁

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  5. King Eric, in America
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    I believe SAF just wanted to extend some creative freedom on the bench for 'ol Nani ... he can sit anywhere he likes, feet up/down

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  6. Akers
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    I wish the "United get all the decisions" myth was true.

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    1. David Davros
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      lol you're so predictable

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      1. King Eric, in America
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        Worse handball in United's favor, no call. Fact.

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      2. TommyK
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        to be fair, so are the priest mafia........

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      3. dave_the_bear
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        Same tune every time.

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      What decision? Blatant pen

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    3. Mulder
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      Blatant penalty.

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      1. Akers
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        I know it was, but we'd get away with it according to the myth.

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        1. SaintMatt
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          No-one argues that you get ALL the desicions, they argue that you get all the 50/50 decisions.

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        2. Jermaine Chigurh
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          Do you really think it's a complete myth? I'd guess that if you tallied up dubious decisions in each teams' favour over a season, the bigger sides would have the most.

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          1. Akers
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            Yeah exactly, the bigger sides would. But the way people go on about it you'd think United are in a league of their own.

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    4. Gargamel
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      That's an obvious penalty though, isn't it? Awful defending all round

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    5. AP
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      That was a stpnewall pen.

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      1. SaintMatt
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        Some (I mean SOME) Man Utd fans have a MASSIVE chip on their shoulder. You Akers are one of them.

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        1. Gargamel
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          How is it a chip on the shoulder admitting it was a stonewall pen? 😕

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          1. AP
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            lol +1 Can't win!

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            1. SaintMatt
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              wasn't on about you AP.

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          2. SaintMatt
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            Put that before he commented? :S

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          3. andy85wsm
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            He said akers not AP

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        2. dave_the_bear
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          "These are facts!"

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        3. King Eric, in America
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          "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

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        4. Akers
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          I agree, I do have a chip on my shoulder. It's a result of the droves and droves of jealous anti-United comments over the years.

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          1. SaintMatt
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            Fair doos

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  7. Locarno
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    Noble scores.

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    1. Evasivo
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      Sweeet! Now we got a game 😉

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  8. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    one team scores!!!

    13 left to go, for 300 bones 😀

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    1. David Davros
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      What's the bet?

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        50/1, all 14 teams to score

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  9. dave_the_bear
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    GET IN!! 🙂

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  10. David Davros
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    Come on HAMMMERSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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  11. BMox81
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    Pleasing. Taking Vidic out doesn't seem so bad now.

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    1. Locarno
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      Plus one.

      *bloody plus key's not working.

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      1. Scoredelario
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        --1

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        1. Scoredelario
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          That's supposed to be 2 minus signs

          Fail!

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  12. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    i think nani might be on a bit sooner

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    1. Scoredelario
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      Yep that goal helped nani owners

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      1. Qubit
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        so pretty much everyone then? 😛 lol

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          not my main rival

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          1. Qubit
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            thats why i put in the pretty much part 🙂 Actually im half tempted to get rid myself....

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  13. Nomar
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    Yay! Utd cleanie gone. Good stuff.

    Guess we'll see all those Utd subs come on now.

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  14. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    Great to have Valencia back

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  15. Morrissey1986
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    I wish West Ham had a more friendly fantasy playing penalty taker ie Scott Parker.

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  16. Gargamel
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    Good stuff for Nani and Berbatov I suppose, get them on before it's too late Fergie!

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    1. Boom!!!
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      +1 berba hat-trick in the 2nd half 😉

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  17. teddy.
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    Bloody Player Manager: no teams allocated, entry fees refunded for "no more available leagues", double up fee not refunded. Pretty shambolic...

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    1. Scoredelario
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      Hmmm I'm surprised they're using real money at this stage

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  18. Locarno
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    Welcome back, Valencia. The League has missed you.

    Rooney, on the hand, is still cack.

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    1. AP
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      A modified X player is sh*t post. Nice!

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  19. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    We're looking far to one dimensional here, ball out to Valencia then low cross into the box. Need to spread the play imo.

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    1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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      You cant defend against those crosses though. Its poor finishing from united rather than west ham coping... more of the same needed imo

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    2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      it's working, what you on about?

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        It's working, that's why we've scored so many because of it....

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          it's still creating chances you muppet.

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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            Yes but since the first time we did it, West Ham have cleared it when it came into the box. Becoming predictable. We may score from it but I think we need to spread the play.

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    3. Jermaine Chigurh
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      Valencia has looked dangerous recently though. Considering how long he's been out for, he's returned to form very quickly.

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  20. Qubit
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    my fluky rival has played vidic and vds, but has got away with it with vds and now has foster coming in.

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  21. dave_the_bear
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    I don't think I can take another berbatov goal to make it 2-1 in the dying minutes.

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  22. The Stock
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    This aint' 1-0 for long.

    WHUF defence - leakier than a disgruntled politician sponsored by Wikileaks

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  23. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    giggs is an awful dope.
    hes got smalling iand vidic in the box a few times now for corners, and he plays in the floaty, shite corner, giving their backline loads of time to attack it, instead of just whipping it in.Then they play a short one.

    Idiots.

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  24. njfsdkffslkf
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    West Ham have the makings of a very decent team.

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    1. Boom!!!
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      u still have a long way to go before u become a decent poster...

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        Random

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    2. Jermaine Chigurh
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      however, they also have Matthew Upson.

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    3. dave_the_bear
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      Is that Richard Dawkins as your avatar?

      Decent at best.

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  25. Eatspressure
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    this 'big clubs get more deciisions' myth needs to be squashed - they get more pens etc because they have better players by definition and attack more.

    Its simply maths FACT

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    1. Jermaine Chigurh
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      Not because they have a higher profile, and higher profile managers who will make more of a noise if decisions go against them?

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      1. David Davros
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        Exactly - Fergie is the absolute master of this, not knocking him, if he did it for my team i'd be over the moon. But it's there for most people to see.

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        1. Eatspressure
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          and UTD arent on the end of it when they go to Chelsea every year?

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    2. David Davros
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      Rubbish - they get more decision because they heap more pressure on the referees, as do the bigger crowds. It's not as simple as meaning a stonewall penalty won't be given of course.

      Look at it in reverse - you can't tell me Wolves haven't been absolutely shafted this season?

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      1. Eatspressure
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        its not rubbish its simple maths, you attack more you get more poens for example

        Wolves have been treated harshly I am speaking in general though thats

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        1. David Davros
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          It's about proportions - please don't try to teach me about maths

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          1. Eatspressure
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            i am teaching you about Maths! 😛

            its probability

            you attack more you will get more decisions/pens on average

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  26. Mulder
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    PENALTY WEST HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. Gargamel
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    Vidic dummied by Carlton Cole stepovers 🙂

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    1. The Stock
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      Looked like Cole was stumbling over anyway.

      This is great stuff...

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  28. Scoredelario
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    What are the rules about in the box for a penalty? Player or contact?

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  29. njfsdkffslkf
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    Wow Vidic

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  30. David Davros
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    Carlton Cole, unbelievable tekkers!

    Harsh on united, that looked outside to me!

    This is great!!!

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