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Wayne Rooney is facing a two-match ban having been charged with β€œthe use of offensive, insulting and / or abusive language” by the FA.

The United striker was caught using β€œcolourful” terms following his penalty conversion which gave his side a 3-2 lead at Upton Park on Saturday. Rooney later submitted an apology for the incident but it became clear early on that the FA were to investigate the matter further.

The FA issued their verdict at 5pm today, with a two-match ban for Rooney now looming. He would miss Saturday’s gameweek 32 fixture with Fulham and the FA Cup semi-final with Man City on April 16 – a massive blow to United’s ambitions this season.

This is also hugely significant news for Fantasy Managers of course – Rooney put himself to the forefront of our plans with Saturday’s hat-trick and almost 20,000 Fantasy Premier League managers have already made the move for the 12.0 capture of the striker.

United and Rooney have until 6pm on Wednesday to deny the FA’s charge. If it’s accepted then the suspension will come into effect. Given the evidence captured by Sky’s cameras and Rooney’s apology, it’s going to be difficult for United to find a case to contest the matter; their official site has confirmed the charge but no comment from the club has been made as yet.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    anyone watching bbc3?? crazy shit

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  2. Demí
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    πŸ˜†

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      Whoahhh! πŸ˜†

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      1. Demí
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        you likey ?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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          Fantabuloso - just watch out for the toilet humour ... πŸ˜€

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            rhyming slang you mean?

            "i've just seen a pic of monica bellucci and i've got a right demijohn"

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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              Errr - no this is a whole new slant!!! 😯 Nice one!

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                what did you mean then?!

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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                  Not letting on ... πŸ˜‰

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                  1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                    BAH

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  3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    anyone reckon nasri might be dropped?

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    1. Davidmon
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      more chance of him dropping his balls into your mouth

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Great contribution.

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        1. Davidmon
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          LOL, i'm just trollin. he brings it out of me

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            Don't you know the FA's respect campaign has jurisdiction over these boards too?
            πŸ™‚

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      Not until next week ... pleeease??? πŸ™

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  4. King Eric, in America
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    Not to WUM or establish my jerkcircle bona fides, but shouldn't those railing at Roon's elbow also be calling for Carra's head for his tackle on Nani?

    Real question, just wondering.

    p.s. "JerkCircle Bona Fides" was the name of my college band's second album πŸ˜‰

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Oh yeah Carra's challenge was bad too no doubt about it. But the reason we were on about Rooney is because we were on about Rooney if you know what I mean. Barton's punch to Pedersen's chest was brought up and I made the point that Rooney's elbow was sneakier and lousier.

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      1. TommyK
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        Can I legitimately claim an argument pownage on cheggers here? πŸ˜›

        http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2011/04/04/rooney-facing-two-match-ban/comment-page-6/#comment-1522704

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          No. Win for Cheggers, Unanimous decision. πŸ˜›

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          1. TommyK
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            Bleurgh. Vested interests galore- it's like the Hutton inquiry all over again! πŸ˜‰

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      2. King Eric, in America
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        Well, "at least" Barton was punished ... Roon was too, although people pretend he wasn't -- and I admit he was a lucky plucky that he got only a free kick against ... then again, how many times do we see elbows to the head, from behind, during corner-kicks ("to steady himself") --

        I'd argue that the ref thought McCarthy was onstructing Roon on purpose, WUMMING him up, Roon did what was really a slight knock to the head > but really, I'd agree he was lucky for no red.

        But Carra was really. very dangerous ... and not even a verbal warning. Shameful.

        Mind: neither Nani nor Roon engender sympathy, so bad on them, I guess. Like Ronaldo.

        Karma's a killer, I guess.

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  5. Gnu
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    It took a while but tonights posts have been a darn fine read. πŸ™‚

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      1. Gnu
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        A man of many hobbies, I see. πŸ˜‰

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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          A stitch in time ... πŸ˜‰

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          1. Demí
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            saves 9... πŸ˜†

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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              The one! πŸ˜€

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    1. PFOR
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      You think? It's mainly just people giving the same opinions on the Rooney situation over and over.

      Unless I missed something

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  6. TommyK
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    Whoever made this advert is a prediction genius:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-9WgYYiX5g

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  7. Blyth Spartans
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    The whole 'respect campaign' thing is a bit of a joke really. Its simply not realistic. What exactly constitutes a lack of respect? Where can you draw the line? Who are the 'respect' judges? And on a side note i must ask, wheres the respect when dowd is laughing whilst sending you off? Wheres the respect when dean is sneering at you as he books you?

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    1. TommyK
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      Shhhh, or your top striker will be banned for two matches! πŸ˜‰

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      lol @ refs laughing and sneering

      love it

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      1. TommyK
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        hehe- To be fair I'd DEFINITELY be laughing if I got to book John Terry...... πŸ˜‰

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          and i'd be sneering if i got to send off paul scholes

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            All this sneer talk... I wonder how Cyril Sneer's business is faring in these recessionary times?
            http://www.teletoon.com/blogs/en/atnight/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/promo-blog-image-4-cyril-sneer-0812071251209.jpg
            Cedric sure didn't look like a worthy successor, he was always way too influenced by those lefty eco-warrior Raccoon feckers.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              No-one else remember that? Oh well. πŸ™

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      2. Blyth Spartans
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        Please say im not the only one who deems the relish with which dean and dowd issue cards to be a huge lack of respect towards the players involved.

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  8. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    right,ive worked out most of my plan... bent or berbs though? funny feeling berbs is gonna show everyone how good he is again this week,

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Of those two I'd go for Bent. At this stage picking a guaranteed starter is really vital considering there is so much rotation going on.

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    2. eviemonkey
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      Personally I'd stay away from Berbatov RBJ. Even if he starts this week I don't see Utd scoring too many against an in-form and resolute Fulham rearguard... and then after that you are stuck with a rotational risk again and hoping against hope he starts every week.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        hmmm, true all that i guess. tis still tmepting though. will wait a few days of course

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  9. $hahriyar
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    Uuuurrghhhh everyone's talkin about the wrong striker, it's time for Drogba!!! is it not? Worth getting rid for Tevez this week for a hit?

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Hmmmmm have you considered S-E-B?

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      1. $hahriyar
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        Not really, I'm just goin for it now with this high value-high return risk. Will get tevez back in though after 3 weeks.

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  10. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    horse-riding, archery and swimming - apparently the only sports an islamist can watch or partake in

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      Interesting programme.

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    2. Attila the Bum
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      Why is Iran so good at football then? I take it polo (one of the oldest sports in the world and originating in Afghanistan) counts as horse riding?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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        Kite-flying, Attila? πŸ˜‰

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          True. They love their kites (apart from the Taliban)

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        Oh I suppose if its just the sports mentioned in the Koran then football wasn't around then. At least not as we know it. So those three make sense.

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      3. PFOR
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        Beating them in that WC Play-Off back in 2001 was sweeeeeet πŸ˜€

        Btw, did you hear Queiroz is their new manager?

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          No shit? Some comedown for the once 'Heir Apparent' and Real Madrid manager!

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    3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Fellainis muslim isnt he?

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        They must mean by Sharia Law, so only stuff that's in the Koran (7th/8th century I think) is allowed. The majority of Muslims aren't under Sharia.

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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          Ahh

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          yeah we are talking islamists here

          so only stuff played by the prophet mohammed

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            Yeah people under Sharia Law basically.

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              I dated a country singer called sharia law once

              she was a bit frigid

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  11. SuperDorrans
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    Which Chelsea striker is most nailed on?

    Want a replacement for Tevez which isn't Gyan.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      To be honest probably Sturridge!!

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  12. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Ok Guys, two things..
    first just remembering earlier season stats, dosn't berba only do well when playing WITH Rooney?

    Second, those talking about Adam going off the boil now, and/or waiting till after the Arsenal game to get him in, do you not think his pinpoint crossing and corners will cause Arsenal a world of pain especially with Almunia in goal?
    can see a 3-4 in that one

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      Adam should of had 2 assists against fulham were it not for pants finishing.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      Ooo - I dooo hope you are right ... πŸ˜€

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    3. Ini
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      Adam at home= Start

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        Adam away = start!

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        1. Ini
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          fact.

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      2. Cashnex
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        I can't not play Adam anymore. Cheapest midfielder in my team, but I've been burned too many times with him sat on the bench with 10+ points.

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    4. Blyth Spartans
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      You dont even need to provide logical reasons (which you have done very well) why having adam would be a good thing vs arsenal. Its simply nonsensical to ever leave him out for any reason at any time. It may work out for people occasionally but its never sensible.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        I now, I benched him two weeks ago!!

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  13. Demí
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    Nani NOT nominated for PFA Player of the Year. Instead, Charlie Adam, Samir Nasri, Gareth Bale, Nemanja Vidic, Carlos Tevez, Scott Parker.

    Nani's up for the Young Player of the Year, alongside Bale, Nasri, Wilshere, Coleman and Hart.

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    1. Ini
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      Well, more importantly, he is one of OUR players of the year.

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    2. PFOR
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      It should be Vidic and Nani, but it will be Bale and Bale..

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      1. PFOR
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        No standout players though.

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    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Bit of a joke really!
      Nobody outstanding really, as most have gone off the boil now.
      Bale or Wilshere for the young one though

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    4. Well you know, Triffic
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      Bale shouldn't be there based on league form.

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    5. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      Dammmit. Was going to put a euro om parker earlier but didnu. His odds will shrink now.

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    6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      NO BALOTELLI??!!

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      1. PFOR
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        Disgraceful, no Bendtner either!

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      2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        Saving himself for the player of the universe awards!

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      3. $hahriyar
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        hehehe is above all these awards.

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    7. Attila the Bum
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      1) Vidic
      2) Tevez
      3) Parker
      of those in my opinion, though I could see Parker getting it. A certain black and white wearing chap with the initials JB is missing from the list too.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Jose Benrique?

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          πŸ™‚
          Jeick Biote.

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          1. PFOR
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            James Berch πŸ˜€

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Hahaha!
              Just not Jike Bashley

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      2. PFOR
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        I thought Tiote would make it!

        Leaving out Rafa and Modric is a crime too. And Vincent Kompany!!!

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Modric would get my 'Most Improved Player' award, Tiote would get my 'Best Signing Award' though I admit VDV was an inspired buy too.

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          1. AP
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            .........

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              πŸ˜• What now?

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              1. AP
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                You know full well!

                Only one player has played consistently well in his debut season, and he's strolling the best signing award, cigar in mouth. But he's too nice to smoke a stogie, so it's a fake one.

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  I knew you'd bring Hernandez into it. But look at it another way, yes he has been fantastic for you, but we were expected to be fighting for survival - undoubtedly Tiote is a key reason we are looking increasingly safe. Take Hernandez away from Man Utd this year, you wouldn't be much worse off than you are now, take Tiote away from Newcastle and we'd be in the shit.
                  Just one of those subjective arguments though, opinions are like arseholes - everyone has one πŸ™‚

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                  1. AP
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                    I wasn't talking about hernandez, but it's nice to see you rate him 8)

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                  2. $hahriyar
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                    you may not know this but hernandez's goals have won us almost as many points as has berbetov's 20 goals. One thing i can say is that we definitely won't be winning the league rite now if hernandez is taken away from the line up.

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                  3. Attila the Bum
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                    Did you mean Bebe then? πŸ˜›

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            2. PFOR
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              Im'ma go get some popcorn for this...

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              1. IAmTheWalrus
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                Yeahhhhhhh buddy

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      3. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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        Yeah, but it would have been a bit of a stretch to nominate John Beresford this year, wouldn't it?

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          He's overdue to be fair.

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  14. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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    That last glass has done me in - night all! πŸ˜‰

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      PISSCAN πŸ˜‰

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  15. $hahriyar
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    Bale nominated over Nani!

    Hernandez ignored in the young players category. Wtf is goin on!

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    1. Blyth Spartans
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      Jesus christ. Chicharito should have been the definite winner without any doubt.

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Bale has had about 6-8 good league games this year
      Nani about 15-20

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      1. Ini
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        Who comes up with these nominations? The FA? or the players?

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        1. $hahriyar
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          the players vote but c'mon! those two wud be a must for nominations atleast.

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          1. Ini
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            So the FA come up with the nominees?

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            1. $hahriyar
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              no the pfa, the members vote for players and then they make a shortlist out of that.

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              1. Ini
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                Seems like it's based on too much subjective decisions. thx

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      2. Gaz Downright
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        maybe they also consider overall class? of which Nani has naught

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    3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      ABU πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

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      1. $hahriyar
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        πŸ™‚ don't start man. i'm tired of seeing this debate going on between two groups everytime i come on here.

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  16. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    OH MY GOD ATILLA

    i just got shivers down my spine! LOVED THE RACOONS

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Yay! Someone knows what I was on about!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          shit!! there's a link there to gummi bears!!!!!!!!!!!

          god childhood was great

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            four words.

            JAYCE
            AND
            THE
            WHEEL
            WARRIORS

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              * I work for google, i dont count and πŸ˜€

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          2. Attila the Bum
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            There was a good thread with this sort of stuff t'other night. Cities Of Gold was one of my personal favourites, 80's cartoon were fecking great

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            1. $hahriyar
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              80s cartoons! How old are you guys!?

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              1. PFOR
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                How old are you that you can't do simple maths? πŸ˜†

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              2. Attila the Bum
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                14, I just have a DeLorean.

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                1. $hahriyar
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                  and you're using it to go back and watch cartoons? ohhhh you're definitly not getting the full use put of it πŸ˜‰

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                  1. $hahriyar
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                    out*

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        mate F*CK that was a great programme

        the racooooons

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        1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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          Bit young for me, nothing reminds me of childhood more than this....
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acOnskcyrtA

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Well yes basically. I could have gone on about him knowing that telling a sky presenter to f*** off wouldnt be broadcasted but nah thats splitting hairs, basically you're right.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        I would say it was worse in fact, as much more audible, and no, in game emotions either.

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Now you had me broadly agreeing with you and then you said that audible thing which is just daft. It wasn't intended for broadcast, that is the difference.

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          1. King Eric, in America
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Attila & Locarno ... doing their best to keep the levity and humor in FFS. No small feat today.

            I'd take the broad agreement and run ...

            Speaking of 'broad agreement', there's a story about Nani and Ronaldo ... but that's another United conversation-ender.

            Barton must be a Most Improved Player for the season, no? πŸ˜€

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              I didn't mention him as he wasn't in the Premiership last season - which I'm sure we'll all agree was a tragedy πŸ™‚

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  17. SuperDorrans
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Scott Parker? Player of the Year? Don't make me laugh.

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    1. $hahriyar
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      He deserves the nomination over bale certainly, I am not sayin he should win it but atleast his peers has appreciated his form this season.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        His form in the last 10-15 games but lets not forget he is defensive midfiels and captain of a team in danger of being relegated

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        1. $hahriyar
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Funny how so many ppl think that Parker is west ham's captain!

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          1. PFOR
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            He's their manager πŸ™‚

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        2. SuperDorrans
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          If Parker is nominated then Ben Foster must be too, Birmingham would be dead and buried now if it wasn't for him, been excellent this season.

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  18. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    another one. whos considering walcott? due a two goaler isnt he.... πŸ™‚

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    1. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I am! May even give him the armband.

      Vdv --> Walcott for me (among others)

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    2. Ini
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Yup, definitely over the Nasarite..

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    3. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Yeesss Siiir. That amount of pace against Blackpool = points! Plus we really will give someone a hammering soon...surely!

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        well, having the nasirite myself, and rvp, im contemplating the gamble of a lifetime on arsebags, and getting walcott too.

        what yis reckon? OCuld be a masterstroke couldnt it

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          It should be a masterstroke. I know we said it last GW but Arsenal really are due a performance. My only issue with it is it gets in the way of my Lampard plan a bit so i might just make do with RVP & Cesc, but i think Walcott will score well.

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      2. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        If I had room in my masterplan Walcott v Blackpool would certainly be in it. I dont though unfortunately, the orders have been given - the battle lines are drawn.

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          This is my problem aswell, luckily not many people in my mini league have Walcott, so it shouldn't hurt me too much.

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        2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          look at this right...

          vidic, Ivan, Kolarov
          nani, nasri, walcott, adam, Young,
          rvp, Bent.

          thats bent and walcott in.

          my only beef with that is that he has downing and young, and i feel like bent is only gonna get me assists from downing, maybe 5 points more.

          tough bloody decisions i have this weather

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            or i could conceiveably keep defoe and not get bent, and then move kolarov out.

            its very difficlut to stomach the thoughts of defoe again though, even with stoke at home. mind you spurs are due a game with a few goals in it too. cant see it happening though

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          2. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Tough indeed. I'm having this for GW33
            Howard
            Luiz, A.Cole, Ridgewell
            Adam, Lampard, Young, Nasri, Nani
            Gyan, RVP

            Subs: Mignolet, Carroll, Walker, Simpson

            To do that all I need is to do Szezzers out for Mignolet & Kolarov out for Luiz this week. Then VDV out for Adam and Coleman out for A.Cole.
            That’s the final battleplan, desperate times call for a little mentalness.
            Now if any of those buggers gets bloody injured or has unexpected price changes/suspensions I will cry bitter tears. That is a beautiful team.

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              that is nice alright. same midfield as me, cept ive walcott, youve lamps. im not mad on gyan myself, but good gamble.

              this also occured to me-

              walcott and drogba in, but im short .7, so id be taking a hit, but id get someone in for kolarov with a few good fistures, maybe a sunderland defender or clark

              now how does that sounbd? IM starting to think carlo will start drogba now, he has seemed to go on form in the past, and torres just aint working out. I know abram will be pushing for hinm to tstart too,but still....if torres could just get bloody injured this week...

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Well thats the big reason I'd stay clear of Drogba. Could be a good pick though. Kolarov out for sure, maybe Walker or a cheaper Sunderland defender could do to raise cash.

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          3. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Great looking team. I see what you mean though. 60 points behind you need some big differentials, either Lampard or Cesc, maybe Drogba if he's a definite starter.

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              yeah need torres to pull a hammy

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              1. Drip Doctor
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Yep, unfortunately, now the league is basically over, i've got a feeling Drogba might be saved for Utd, haven't really looked at the fixture dates so im not sure if the 2nd leg falls close to the DGW...

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  19. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    scottish fgilm jsut came on rte2, and rab c nesbitt is in it!!! πŸ™‚

    aaaaaaah sheaaamshie!!!

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Didnt the midget one kill himself over child abuse allegations or something? There was something murky anyway.
      Away tae feck ya radge basard yeee

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        ae ye serious? dlnt think that was true..

        nayway, still use phrases from that , like 'im offski' πŸ™‚

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Not sure, could have been an urban myth or something. Aye used to like it. πŸ™‚

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          1. Gnu
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Died age 41, his life makes sad reading.
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Cullen

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              jesus that is terrible reading. sounds like he was trying so hard too to do so many good things. Fuk, makes you think how lucky ye are. Poor guy, hope hes happy somewhere now if theres anywhere after this place to go to.

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            2. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Jeezas, that's bloody tragic. Poor fella.

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  20. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    First 15 mins of Game of Thrones
    http://www.makinggameofthrones.com/
    Looking forward to it, not seen this preview myself yet though, just thought I'd chuck it out.

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      YES YES YES YES.

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  21. SuperDorrans
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    I'm not being unsporting and fairplay to my rival because his captaincy picks are brilliant most weeks but it still annoys me how the hell I'm 57 points behind him when he has this team.......

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/eventhist.mc?id=97139

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      What % does greasemonkey give his picks.

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      1. SuperDorrans
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Don't have a clue, he captained Rooney in the double though and Van Persie away at West Ham. He even punted on Etherington against Wigan away and it worked for him.

        He has had so much luck though, he forgot to change his team when Cahill scored 13 points against City so he got him as captain and he also got Chamakh in as auto captain when he scored a brace against Wolves....

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    2. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Lol I remember a few weeks back you posted it and I said his luck will run out.

      Obviously not πŸ™‚

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      1. SuperDorrans
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I just can't wait for this season to finish, for me personally it has been a disaster ever since GW1, just gone from making one bad decision to another.

        Decided next year I'm not going to take as many hits, as that is what has ultimately killed me in the last 2-3 weeks and I'll try and make my team a little different from the FFS generic team and not follow the crowd as much!

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  22. Fancy Feet
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    I am thinking of doing Coleman to Luiz and Suarez to Bent...good move?

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  23. Boom!!!
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    2 MATCH FOR WHAT?????????????????
    FA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      πŸ˜†

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      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        swearing is so common in football ffs...may be fa is making up for his elbow gate incident where he should have been banned πŸ˜•

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Well I'm not getting into it for the thousandth time again today. Bad luck old chum. πŸ™‚

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          1. Boom!!!
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            only thousandth times 😯 πŸ˜‰

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        2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          read the post form earlier today. specifically search for my posts, or the word idiot, and you'll get a general jist of why youre wrong.

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          1. Boom!!!
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            *edit by admin*

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Tut tut. πŸ™‚

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          2. King Eric, in America
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Searching your posts, or the word idiot, seems a redundant suggestion, no?

            Although, I'm proud to say to have been spared my favorite of the RBJ-isms: fukwit

            [at least for the moment]

            πŸ˜€

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              king eric, youve never have been, or never will be, a fukwit ! πŸ™‚ yer a top man man, in my reckoning anyway !

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              1. King Eric, in America
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                😳 Appreciate it.

                Hey Attila! I found a friend outside my jerkcircle!

                *tips glass to both*

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                1. Attila the Bum
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Ha, some of the Jerkicle are actually borderline normal. You are one of those. πŸ™‚

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    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      MR CAPS IS BACK! πŸ˜•

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  24. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Bale, Parker and Adam nominated ahead of Nani? πŸ˜•

    *this is normally the point where I would link a youtube clip of Drogba shouting 'it's a f##king disgrace', but the bloody internet here has youtube blocked. pah!

    Good night all.

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      FA and This cricket world cup was a :
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkhQZNHcxmE

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    2. SuperDorrans
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Where are you that has youtube blocked at this time?

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Libya.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          some gay chinese communist bathing house

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  25. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Top 100 programmes I miss
    #100 Banzai
    That was mental.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_48ApbxjhE&feature=relmfu
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-x-NiiedjM

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      1. dierstraights
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        mr shaky hands man was my fav

        nice fifa skills yesterday. you nailed me.
        notsure whats going on with your players names again?!

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah really odd that, never seen it against anyone else. Dunno what it's all about.

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          1. dierstraights
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            i like uruguay. suarez, forlan & cavani. amazing strikeforce

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Yeah they were really handy up front. I'll give ya a rematch tomorrow, swap the teams if you want?
              That Cavani is having a great season for Napoli this year by the way. He's a beast.

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              1. dierstraights
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                sure thing.

                general fifa question - i'm sick of scummy 12 year olds sending me abusive rooney style messages when i beat them. is there a way to block out all messages?

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                1. Attila the Bum
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Not all messages but you can block users by going to players met then triangle on the little scut that abused you then block.
                  Some little twats on there. Oh and if you do decide to give Ultimate Team a go watch out for people saying they can duplicate players - it's just a bullshit scam to get you to send them your best players. Sad feckers.

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                  1. dierstraights
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    yeah thats what i've been doing, would be nice just to turn all messages off apart from friends though, or something like that.

                    beat ya tomorrow πŸ˜‰
                    g'night

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                  2. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 15 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    yeah yeah πŸ™‚ , see ya mate.

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  26. Demí
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    we back ?

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  27. Demí
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    boom is gay

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      *edited by admin* 😑

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  28. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Yuck... After preaching how it's not worth buying lampard, I think I'm going to buy him myself.

    Really wish it didn't have to come to this but I can't see any expensive players who I think are worth the money, especially now rooney's missing his next home game, making his fixtures pretty yuck and don't want him on my bench even for a week.

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  29. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    If anyone's online??? Who thinks bentley has a chance to play both games in the dgw?

    I've been holding onto him for that, but now he looks like he's on the bench. Don't want to sell him now if he's likely to play both though.

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