[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
9 April 2011 828 comments
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An unconvincing 1-0 win over bottom-of-the-table Wigan may well have taken Chelsea to a single point off second-placed Arsenal but Roman Abramovich must, nevertheless, be smarting this evening. That £50m January splurge on the talents of Fernando Torres yet again proved fruitless today, with the Spaniard unable to find the net in a 30 minute appearance at the Bridge.

El Nino’s form is alarming enough on its own but casting an ever-increasing shadow over the whole scenario is a man deemed surplus to requirement and shipped out to Bolton on loan as Chelsea chose to splash the cash: Daniel Sturridge.

In the first 24 gameweeks of the season, Sturridge managed a paltry 160 minutes on the pitch -the culmination of a handful of substitute appearances at the tail end of games- but Owen Coyle’s faith in the youngster’s abilities has been continually rewarded since the Reebok switch.

Today, West Ham were the latest team to suffer at the hands of Sturridge, as a brace in the 3-0 home win brought his tally to a fantastic six goals in eight games for Bolton. Bearing in mind that both Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka have scored just one league goal apiece over the same time span and it’s fair to say that it’s not just Torres who currently suffers by comparison.

Sturridge’s merits were not missed by FFScout this weekend, with both Mark and Big Dunc selecting him for Scout Picks and Spot the Differential respectively. This week‘s Fantasy Flutter on a Sturridge double also came up trumps, much to Mark’s delight, I’ve been informed.

The Trotters’ forthcoming FA Cup semi-final may mean he has no league game next week but being cup-tied allows Sturridge to rest up in anticipation for the following week’s double gameweek, where he’ll surely be drafted in by many a Fantasy Manager. Bolton’s matches from here on in read (blank, ARS & ful, bla, SUN, blp, MCY) and with a few dodgy defences still to take on, Sturridge has the form and fixtures to suggest he’ll continue to put those more illustrious names at his parent club in the shade between now and the end of the season.

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  1. applebonkers
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    top pick from the scout

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    1. si
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      Top pick indeed.

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  2. t255
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    'Six goals in eight goals.' I think you mean games Andy.

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    1. si
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      Really?

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      1. t255
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        No I was just joking you budgie smuggling war monger.

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  3. pstokes2010
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    45 with 5 to play!!1 hows everyone else doing?

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    1. M@sTeR
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      51 with 3 to play & a captain

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      You actually have 46 with Carr to come on. Bad luck about Etherington. 38 with Arsenal trio & RVP captain to play.

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    3. PFOR
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      17 with 6 (one is a captain) to come.

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  4. TorresMagic™
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    Sturridge helped me in Forward Thinking but I should have got him in FPL too. ğŸ™

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  5. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    26 with 5 to play

    i am seriously disillusioned

    will someone look at my team and tell me i’ll be ok? my massive lead in my work league is being dessimated

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      You'll be ok. VDS is a pain for you.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        think i should swap for foster?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          First thing I thought that when I saw your team.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            it's been on my mind for the last week or so

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              I guess it depends on your other trades this week. You may aswell get Cech next week.

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  6. hannibalos
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    As long as Sturridge keeps a higher score than Van Persie or Nasri, I will be happy.

    Another 50+ points performance with 3 to go, so the come back from the dead continues!!

    Your scores and expectations?

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  7. Nikos1978
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    Any chance Nani's 2nd assist gets taken away because of the deflection?

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    1. eviemonkey
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      No chance, not enough of a divertion on the cross

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      1. Nikos1978
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        I've seen stranger things happen, hopefully not this once, as I stuck to my Nani guns where competition jumped on Lamps...

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  8. Back on the horse
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    History updated.

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    1. jamsiep
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      ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 😈

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      1. Waldaz
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        +1

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      2. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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        down 2k in ranking.. hope captain rvp do some magic tomorrow.

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      3. TorresMagic™
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        Wow. Still have Arsenal to save you.

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      4. AP
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        Jamsiep do you have your blog from August where you predicted every final position in the league?

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          1. David Davros
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            Regularly updated i see - shame, i think i'd quite enjoy your blog, certainly seems well written.

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          2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            man u 3rd??

            nice write ups though

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              "Chelsea’s opening Premier League fixtures (West Brom, Wigan, Stoke, West Ham and Blackpool are the first five) should allow for the squad to settle ready for a title assault."

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                "The strong majority of Liverpool fans will laud the signing of Cole, understandably after the miserable season they had, claiming that it proves they are still more than capable of competing amongst the Premier League big boys. Yet they have merely signed a player who was deemed not to be a worthwhile investment by Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester United and City and Tottenham. Their fans will be pinning their hopes on Cole turning around their fortunes, but, certainly on last season’s evidence, they are likely to be disappointed by a player who flatters to deceive in every sense. "

                !!!!!

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                1. jamsiep
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                  ^ The real reason that buggu gave up posting on this site. Couldn't cope with my predictions being better than his. 😛

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                  1. AP
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                    .....must.... resist... 😡

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                2. Shakey
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                  why does that quote earn multiple exclamation marks at the end?

                  it's the most Jamsiep-eque paragraph I've ever seen. All it needs is something about him being overrated because he's English.

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      5. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        dude, look at your point hits!

        48 in the last 5 weeks including 12 this week?!

        so you're on 4 this week so far... makes me feel a little better

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        1. jamsiep
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          What's the fun in being boring? 😛

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            do you feel like you're having fun though?!

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          2. AP
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            I guess it's not *that* wrong. Chelsea and Blackburn obviously stand out, but you weren't to know the Venkys or no goals Fernando 😉

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      7 greens in a row, now followed by 4 reds in a row

      f*ck's sake

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  9. TorresMagic™
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    Millionaire Club Safety Score is 32.

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  10. gooner dave
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    Well I've had better gw's, already regretting the Torres in. What was I thinking?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      even torresmagic don't have torres in his team... i don't know why people still getting him in 😉

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        It must be love....

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  11. Gargamel
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    Ugly red arrow, didn't think I'd do this bad with my 31

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Early days yet mate, you've still got 4 players including the best (C) choice to come...

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      1. Gargamel
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        Yeah.

        I guess there is a huge number of Nani captainers out there, and people with heavy United and Chelsea defences.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          That's a good explanation Gargamel. Autosubs will boost that abit more too.

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  12. Clintymints
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    Odemwingie as my sub 1 is sickening

    >: (

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Rookie Alert!

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      ouch, the bastard robbed me of my beautiful accumulator and gave my rival 13pts to boot!

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      1. Clintymints
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        i came in last night at 4am and switched vdv and odem gayballs!

        15 points for peter, If i didnt bother getting lamps ida played peter, i benched him last week too, if i play him next, he will do fck all, its enivitable!

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    3. hannibalos
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      I can understand you. I always try to have a strong bench, problem is I keep choosing the wrong players to bench for each gameweek. It is a big part of FPL as well, to choose the right people at the right time to play!

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      1. Clintymints
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        ive gone from 4k to 9k in 2 weeks!

        fck sake

        not a happy camper today

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  13. TorresMagic™
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    Chances of Arsenal dropping points?

    Backed Chelsea/Arsenal in a double & RVP as an anytime scorer for abit.

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  14. TorresMagic™
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    Anyone already through to the 4th round in the FPL Open?

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  15. andy85wsm
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    Was always getting luiz and lampard but nearly opted keeping vdv until next week and just getting luiz. Oh well, hindsight is wonderful. Bring on next game week!

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Sold VDV, when I saw 3-2 I thought big mistake. Glad it wasn't. 🙂

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      1. andy85wsm
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        Wasn't too bad, only 3 points lost.

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  16. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Can't week to drop that useless tw@t VDV. At this knee-jerk point in time I'm envisioning saving the tranny this GW before dropping him and Gyan for Dempsey and Sturridge for DGW glory.

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  17. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    hope springs eternal eh

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      for andy85wsm! and others who are feeling a bit sad

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      1. andy85wsm
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        Im not sad to be honest. Quite happy. A further 10 or so points ahead of main rival with him having hoilett on bench and captaining walcott against my rvp

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  18. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    ok so,

    anyone heard ANYTHING about posible injuries,muggings,constipations on any of the following players so ODEM can come off my bench-

    nasri (concussion maybe? ), adam, young, rvp, Bent ??

    anything??

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Hopefully bent as I have the rest

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Adam ... food poisoning ... ? 😉

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        im just hoping he gets a day off, or has a row with someone

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  19. RoysCallerAnne
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    I'm pretty shocked at the 29 average score.
    Is it "dead" teams with ACole, Malouda, Nani, Vidic, Evra ????

    30 points gave me a big fat red arrow (which will get bigger ; didn't (c) RVP)

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      They are the dead teams doing the damage.

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  20. jamsiep
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    Destroying Mark in that Player Manager game this week. 😛

    Although being given Dawson, Corluka and Assou-Ekotto didn't help too much.

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  21. Clintymints
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    If Peter Odem somehow gets on my team this week

    I will get you all hookers

    What's the odds of either nasri/adam/rvp/tevez not playin eh?

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Bangkok Ladyboy for me please.

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      1. Clintymints
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        anything you want sugarcakes

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  22. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    Barcelona 0 - 1 Almeria (50')

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  23. â­ Bemba_Da â­
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    Barcelona 0-1 Almeria 😀

    Almeria bottom of the league

    R Madrid won earlier today

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Anyone got Barcelona in an accumulator?

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      1. jamsiep
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        Yes......

        ......along with plenty of other teams who also didn't win.

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          standard :D. I think I'm PaddyPower's most valued customer

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      2. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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        1-1 now.. Messi's PK

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    2. Clintymints
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      peno... lol

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    3. jamsiep
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      *waits for dbronaldo to come on claiming that Guardiola isn't a good manager, and that his teams play negative, Stoke-style football*

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    4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Can you guys here that button mashing noise? It's the sound of people with accumulators all around the globe crying into their keyboards

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  24. TorresMagic™
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    Millionaire Club Safety Scores atm

    Hits : 0 = 31-32, 1 = 33, 2 = 37, 3 = 41, 4 = 46, 5 = 49

    Around 15 in trouble in the Millionaire Club before hits. 🙂

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    1. Jack Frost
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      TM, can you take a look. Well, maybe I'll be in for a week only. Had 11 green in a row. Rookie luck.

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        You are a no brainer, well done. Enter 2332951-439340.

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        1. Jack Frost
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          Thanks, well I may only stay for one night if my four to go don't catch fire. I am at 31. TM thanks for the advice offhand over the past weeks.

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            No problem & your welcome. Got a feeling you will easily survive.

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    2. Retro
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      What's the prize, TM? A fluffy toy? A golden iphone? A holiday to Australia?

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        A Torres goal.

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  25. Locarno
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    Bubba on the charge, Jamsie.

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    1. jamsiep
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      Kuchar too. Hope springs eternal...

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      1. Locarno
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        Kuchar needs at least another birdie, and the leaders to be no more than -12 for him to have a chance tomorrow.

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        1. jamsiep
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          I've given up on outright wins, but a top 5 finish for either of them would be most appreciated.

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  26. David Davros
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    Can we safely agree now that Hodgson isn't the awful manager that everyone was making him out to be when he was at liverpool?

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    1. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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      If West Brom finish above Liverpool, that would be quite obvious.

      39 vs 45 now..

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        ... that would be quite obvious hilarious

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      Never had any doubts at all personally - I will probably never forgive Liverpool etc. for that ...

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    3. Boom!!!
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      it was only l'pool fans who were saying that he is awful etc...

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      1. David Davros
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        I'm not sure it was. Fulham became a distant memory very, very quickly i seem to remember, but yeah, definitely more of it coming from those corners.

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  27. Gargamel
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    Almeria taking the lead at the Camp Nou!

    I know many think the La Liga is poor outside the big two but even the worst teams can string beautiful attacks together. Might be something in the title race after all?

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    1. Gargamel
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      And they immediately win a penalty and Messi buries it. Booh.

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  28. â­ Bemba_Da â­
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    Barcelona 1-1 Almeria ğŸ™

    Messi Pen

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  29. super zlatan
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    Well lads 26 points with four to play including rvp(c). Average to say the least. Thank fook I kept nani.

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  30. Boom!!!
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    pedro missed a sitter 😕

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    1. AP
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      Seems like it's only me and DBR who want Barca to win la liga. I'd absolutely love them to stuff Real in both the league and the Champions league.

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      1. Boom!!!
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        -1 🙠i want real vs manutd final in champs lg!

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      2. Shakey
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        I hate both teams equally.

        Nasty Cesc-nappers vs. Joe-say and Adebarndoor. It's a painful choice.

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      3. Gargamel
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        I love it when teams are stuffed. Any team.

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