[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
9 April 2011 828 comments
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An unconvincing 1-0 win over bottom-of-the-table Wigan may well have taken Chelsea to a single point off second-placed Arsenal but Roman Abramovich must, nevertheless, be smarting this evening. That £50m January splurge on the talents of Fernando Torres yet again proved fruitless today, with the Spaniard unable to find the net in a 30 minute appearance at the Bridge.

El Nino’s form is alarming enough on its own but casting an ever-increasing shadow over the whole scenario is a man deemed surplus to requirement and shipped out to Bolton on loan as Chelsea chose to splash the cash: Daniel Sturridge.

In the first 24 gameweeks of the season, Sturridge managed a paltry 160 minutes on the pitch -the culmination of a handful of substitute appearances at the tail end of games- but Owen Coyle’s faith in the youngster’s abilities has been continually rewarded since the Reebok switch.

Today, West Ham were the latest team to suffer at the hands of Sturridge, as a brace in the 3-0 home win brought his tally to a fantastic six goals in eight games for Bolton. Bearing in mind that both Didier Drogba and Nicolas Anelka have scored just one league goal apiece over the same time span and it’s fair to say that it’s not just Torres who currently suffers by comparison.

Sturridge’s merits were not missed by FFScout this weekend, with both Mark and Big Dunc selecting him for Scout Picks and Spot the Differential respectively. This week‘s Fantasy Flutter on a Sturridge double also came up trumps, much to Mark’s delight, I’ve been informed.

The Trotters’ forthcoming FA Cup semi-final may mean he has no league game next week but being cup-tied allows Sturridge to rest up in anticipation for the following week’s double gameweek, where he’ll surely be drafted in by many a Fantasy Manager. Bolton’s matches from here on in read (blank, ARS & ful, bla, SUN, blp, MCY) and with a few dodgy defences still to take on, Sturridge has the form and fixtures to suggest he’ll continue to put those more illustrious names at his parent club in the shade between now and the end of the season.

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  1. Locarno
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    New leader, gents. Jason Day. Probably 500/1 after the first round.

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    1. super zlatan
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      You think mcilroy can win?

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      1. Locarno
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        Nope. Quality golfer, but this is a different level when you're 21. I think one of the old hands like Woods or Furyk or even Cabrera.

        Scott's a chance. Kuchar - who I backed - may be a couple of shots too far off the pace.

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        1. Andy
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          Furyk just to make the top six would be great - don't go making suggestions that get my hopes up.

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    2. applebonkers
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      never heard of him before thursday

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      1. Back on the horse
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        never heard of him

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    3. jamsiep
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      Hasn't dropped a shot since then. Absolute machine.

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  2. greghammer95
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    Lads sorry to go off topic (Unlike me), but I am just wondering if anyone has Euston Road (Light Blue) on the McDonalds game board thingy?? And if you do, do you need/want it? I need it to win a prize, would appreciate it, if anyone has it, obviously if you need any that I'll have I'll give them to you etc. (The codes). Thats if anyone is sad enough to actually "play" the game. I have had 3 Large Chicken Legend meals in the last week so have 6 (Should be 9, but lost the first batch) triple play things.

    Ta.

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    1. David Davros
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      What's the prize?

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      1. greghammer95
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        http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/monopoly/static-mnpl/pdf/gameboard_download.pdf

        The thing that is in the light blue section. Some form of Printer, may be handy.

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    2. jamsiep
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      😆

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      1. greghammer95
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        Hey Titsiep. You couldn't give me a retweet on Twitter could you?

        Seeing as you have 300 followers and all that.

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    3. Locarno
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      Post of the week, Greg.

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    4. AP
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      Greg, i don't understand a word of this.

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    5. Shakey
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      Vintage Greghammer.

      You should probably be eating more healthily though. Nothing wrong with a good salad.

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      1. greghammer95
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        Meh.

        Last week. In Basildon, shopping with m8 (Who is fat) so we went to McDonalds.

        Then yesterday cinema with mates in Bas Vegas, went Mcdonalds after.

        Then juts now, my Mum cbb to cook, so got me McDonalds.

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        1. AP
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          " shopping with m8 (Who is fat) so we went to McDonalds."

          Sign o' the times. 😀

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            LLLOOOLLL

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        2. Back on the horse
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          oh dear, Mum.

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        3. Shakey
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          "shopping with m8 (Who is fat)"

          mad me lol. Keep up the good work Greg.

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        4. Locarno
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          Your Mum should be ashamed of herself.

          Unless she's fit, then it's okay.

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        5. Stat virgin
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          Her and your dad who gives you money to gamble sound like great parents

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          1. Andy
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            It's okay, his sister has been supply him with booze for years and his brother gives him a good deal on meth. They're a sharing family.

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            1. Back on the horse
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              oh well, at least he has learnt the difference between your and you're on here.

              FFS: the 3rd parent

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              1. greghammer95
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                And to and too.

                And there and their.

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            2. greghammer95
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              LOL!

              My sister actually owns a pub.

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              1. Locarno
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                They should do a reality TV series about your family.

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                1. Andy
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                  Greg is from Essex ...right?

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        6. Boom!!!
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          😆

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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        You don't win friends with salad.

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        1. Gargamel
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          😆

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    6. applebonkers
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      hahaha you can't write this

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    7. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      You are extremely lucky that I am not your parent ... there would be "trouble in your head!"

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    8. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      sorry but this whole post is more entertaining than anything i've seen here in a while

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  3. Demí
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    Thiago alcantara #silks

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  4. Well you know, Triffic
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    Sunderland cannot defend without Bramble. Fact! All of a sudden Mignolet looks like a mere 2 pointer every week o.o

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  5. Locarno
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    Double bogey for Sergio.

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  6. Back on the horse
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    Has FFs facebook page changed so only FFS can post - and followers can only reply to Mark's posts?

    Or am i spacking up the way I view it?

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    1. Locarno
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      I know nothing about Facebook, but definitely the latter.

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    2. Back on the horse
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      AB, didnt you write some sarcy post about what is soop having for lunch?

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      1. applebonkers
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        yep

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        1. Back on the horse
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          well, is it still there? or have you been censored?

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          1. applebonkers
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            i have no idea. think i looked a few days ago and it wasn't there

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  7. Smarty Pants
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    4, 8, 10, 15 are the points which Odemwingie got since I swapped him for Zigic with the words "can't stand him in my team"

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      you thought you'd rather have a forward who doesn't play than someone who can be a threat at any time?

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      1. Smarty Pants
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        Exactly. I see from your history that you had the same thoughts 🙂

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          i saw the light before now though!!!

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          1. Smarty Pants
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            I've kept him for the double, it's gonna be the time when he repays my faith!
            ... or not

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  8. Locarno
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    Scott birdie. Ockers first and third.

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  9. Viper
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    I posted this earlier and completely forgot about it and can't find it now so i'll ask again:

    Does anyone have any idea where i could watch the american show 'saturday night live' whether it be a channel on sky or a link?

    Foo fighters are on it tonight..

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      1. Viper
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        Cheers Locarno! Had no luck with that, hopefully ill catch it on youtube anyway, thanks!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          it'll be on youtube yeah

          i saw the strokes on it a couple of weeks ago

          mega

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          1. Viper
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            what time does that air at, uk/ire time? i'll catch it 2moro anyway! cheers!

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  10. Gylfi Sigurdsson < That&…
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    I broke a FPL 'Golden Rule' and captained a defender in Luiz this gameweek but turn out well. Anyone think he would be a serious captain choice for dgw?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      yes but will he start both games now that alex is back and chelsea will no longer be in the champs league?

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      1. Shakey
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        those chickens haven't hatched yet, I'd leave off on the counting.

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        1. AP
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          This sort of thinking is making me break into cold sweats. All we achieved was to break a 10 year hoodoo, 1 goal and it's all for the taking again.

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          1. Shakey
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            Chelsea did beat you 2-1 last time they visited Old Trafford. That scoreline would send them through.

            United are clear favourites, but it's by no means over as a contest.

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            1. Boom!!!
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              yep but chelsea don't look like scoring 2 any soon...we are the favourites but maybe someone will/can again score a goal like robben to knock us out ðŸ™

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              1. AP
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                Eeeeeeeek. Boom you are setting yourself up for a massive foot in mouth moment.

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    2. Shakey
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      of course.

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    3. super zlatan
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      I think he could be a decent shout

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  11. greghammer95
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    Hey Jamsiep, any chance of a retweet on my latest tweet please? Would be loverley of you....?

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      what does that mean and why is it important?

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  12. AP
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    This idea that Nani isn't nominated for the POTY due to him being hated by his fellow professionals is understandable on a crass level BUT... why then get nominated for the young player award?

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    1. Shakey
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      because his fellow professionals are also imbeciles.

      Rooney ran away with the main PFA award last year, yet was beaten by Milner to the Younger Player one.

      The whole thing is just a big joke that players don't take that seriously.

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      1. AP
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        Will be interesting to see if the writers follow suit. I don't agree that it's a big joke, but i find it impossible to believe Rooney isn't as hated as Nani by other teams players.

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        1. Shakey
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          Probably will. A lot of the Fleet Street journos like to fall into the same silly traps.

          Most decided that Bale would be player of the year in August.

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        2. King Eric, in America
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          Well, Nani *is* Portuguese, after all ... and has a certain snarky-Ronaldo-quality about him. At least Roon is just a stone-cold tool - you can both hate and respect that.

          B!tching beats whining any day.

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    2. David Davros
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      Less alternatives?

      I agree though, very strange - he should *probably* win it tbh, so to not even be nominated is very strange.

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  13. Milky
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    So any chance either A Young, Barton or Tevez not playing tomorrow? Got Odemwingie first on the bench and preying for one of those three to trip over their cat tonight.

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    1. Boom!!!
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      just pray!

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    2. greghammer95
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      You can count on Tevez not playing tomorrow. I guarantee.

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  14. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    all other things being equal, who's benching odem next weekend?

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    1. Locarno
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      Nope. My bench will be full of players who have a blank.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        all my front 8 are playing. havent a clue who to bench

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  15. Darv
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    Anyone without Lampard getting him in tonight?

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    1. Waldaz
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      No, CL game midweek.

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    2. super zlatan
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      Gona wait until after the match on Tuesday. Have my doubts about him now.

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    3. Camzy
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      Got him early. Players aren't supposed to get injured.

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      1. David Davros
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        lol, what?!

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      2. Darv
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        Out of Nasri, Nani, VDV and Young. Who would you get Lampard in for?

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    4. applebonkers
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      he's already 12.9mil i don't think it will matter if he's 13mil.

      "13mil no way!" "he's 12.9? bargain!"

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  16. super zlatan
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    Leader board in the masters getting interesting. Day and mcilroy both look like dropping more shots now

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  17. greghammer95
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    Golf, Cricket, Horse Racing.

    All been discussed on this site today. Whats next...? Swedish womans pool? Darts?

    Seriously. Its a football forum.

    God!

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      Yes lets discuss God.

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    2. Locarno
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      I totally agree, Greg. Next thing we know, some plank will come on here and post a request for McDonald's game board thingies...

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      1. Viper
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        😆

        Mcdon board game thingy is alot more random than horse racing on the day of one of the biggest events of the year..

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        1. Viper
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          *McDonalds

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      greg you unbelievable hypocrite!

      is the crap in a big mac mashing your brain to such an extent that your short term memory is so depleted that you've forgotten your earlier post on this very page?!

      or are you just wumming...

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      1. AP
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        There's been very little wumming of late. Seems like the FFS respect campaign is actually working. Or, it's due to CP's absence and the Priest family holiday.

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      2. greghammer95
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        I'm not being at all hypocritical 😉

        And you don't actually get the thingy's on a Big Mac.

        What does 'Wumming' mean?

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        1. Shakey
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          wind-up merchant-ing.

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          it means you

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            for reasons that go a good bit back, i fully believe this Greghammer/Der hammer person to be some odd internet trawling oulfella, posing as a child, for nefarious purposes...at least, some such motives as i can't/won't put a label on, due to consternation caused from capricious reaction the last time i did.

            Suffice to say, all is not what it seems.

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            1. greghammer95
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              Meh, Believe what you want RBJ. I've been on headset with Jamsiep before on PS3, my voice probably sounds teenagey. You could do a search of me on Facebook. Etc. Etc. Etc.

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              1. jamsiep
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                That never happened Greg. 😳

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                1. greghammer95
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                  Your brother then perhaps? You share the account do you not?

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                  1. jamsiep
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                    Errrm, yeah. I don't think you understand though. It did happen, I'm just not in the business of boasting about intense, headset-aided, gaming sessions with 12 year old kids found on a website for talking about fantasy football.

                    Capiche? 😛

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                  2. greghammer95
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                    😆 (I actually loled)

                    I totally agree. Never happened 😳 And I am not 12 btw, no need for the dysphemism.

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                  3. jamsiep
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                    What does that word even mean?!

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                  4. greghammer95
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                    It is a word in juxtaposition to euphemism.

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                  5. jamsiep
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                    Using big words from the Online Dictionary isn't going to fool people into thinking that you are older than 12, you do know that right? All this hard work won't offset the damage done by that post about McDonalds' toys. 😛

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                  6. Shakey
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                    *Greg has just found the synonyms tool on Microsoft Word*

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                  7. greghammer95
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                    No I am using my wider vocabulary.

                    We learnt these words in English.

                    I am a lot smarter than meets the eye*.

                    *Replace with whatever it should be.

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                  8. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                    wots a synonym?

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        3. King Eric, in America
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          Darnnit ... I thought 'wumming' was a combo of whistling and humming ...

          I just thought jamsiep was very, very musical 😀

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        4. Boom!!!
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          was it u greg who posted about f1 earlier today 😉

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    4. King Eric, in America
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      hmmm ... a Swedish woman God ... I could get behind that ...

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        1. greghammer95
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          Sweden is now on the list of countries I will visit on my year of travelling.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            you checked they have mcdonalds there yeah??

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          2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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            Don't bother man. If you're anything like the rest of us when we go abroad on here you'll be too busy pouring over fantasy football stats in your room (in the shade so that the sun doesn't cause glare on your laptop screen), that you won't see any of the natives girls. Just stay in dingy Britain and masturbate yourself silly 😀

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          1. King Eric, in America
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            Post many more of those and traffic on the site will crash.

            They are a glorious people, surely.

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          2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            ah jesus, im hungover too, and you know what that means....

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i assume you've all seen the powerpoint of the swedish nightclub versus one in newcastle??

        hilarious:

        http://www.authorstream.com/Presentation/hiltron-62352-sweden-vs-england-entertainment-ppt-powerpoint/

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  18. Viper
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    Udinese equalise, need a late winner to keep my PP powerplay accum alive..

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    1. Waldaz
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      Almost but disallowed, handball.

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      1. Waldaz
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        And 2-1 Roma in stoppage time.

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        1. Viper
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          Not the goal i wanted! ah well!

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        2. jamsiep
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          Carnage last five minutes. Delighted that I switched over from the golf for the last 30 minutes.

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          1. Waldaz
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            Yes and it probably should have been a penalty for Udinese before the 2-1, the player who handballed was fouled.

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            1. jamsiep
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              Dunno, would have been a harsh penalty IMO. Perrotta didn't do that much, although he wasn't making any effort to play the ball.

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      2. Viper
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        no joy! ðŸ™

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  19. villian-ty
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    guys wat is the average for millionsaire club?

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    1. Viper
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      TM mentioned 32/33 i think..

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      1. villian-ty
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        just scrapped it with 32. LOL. only 65 people left.

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          Gameweek isn't over.

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          1. villian-ty
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            didnt expect to get this far

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              What's your link?

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                1. TorresMagic™
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                  Nice, should be enough to get you through.

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      2. TorresMagic™
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        32 with a transfer. 31 with 0 transfers.

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    2. Boom!!!
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      Millionaire Club Safety Scores atm

      Hits : 0 = 31-32, 1 = 33, 2 = 37, 3 = 41, 4 = 46, 5 = 49

      Around 15 in trouble in the Millionaire Club before hits

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  20. Locarno
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    McIlroy -10
    Choi -9
    Day -9
    Scott -8
    Cabrera -7

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    1. jamsiep
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      Ooooh, perhaps I should continue not watching it. Watson's -5 in the clubhouse isn't looking terrible right now.

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
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        Choi's carving it up, but Bubba's in the mix.

        Unfortunately, in terms of choking, he is the lovechild of an Arsenal footballer and a South African cricketer...

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        1. Locarno
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          And if Bo Van bleedin' Pelt wins, I'm giving up betting on golf for life.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      are they bonus points or something?

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      just to warn you guys that if scott or cabrera win i will be unbearable for a good few days

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        just to warn you guys that if scott or cabrera win i will be unbearable for a good few days

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  21. OneTwo
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Any idea when Terry will rise?

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Whenever one of his teammates' ex's next puts out.

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      1. OneTwo
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        +1

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      2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        love it

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    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      he will not rise today imo...

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    3. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      % of serious answers to this post?

      I go with 5%.

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    4. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      http://www.totalfpl.com

      90% atm.

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  22. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    kolarov -> luiz.
    done.

    no fannying around in the week cos ive got work to do.

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    1. Lordjim
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Nice..

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I did that transfer.... 5 WEEKS AGO!

      http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Bjlw7cjf5fs/TWglyQrHg0I/AAAAAAAABnk/k5tta3t_7hI/s1600/fonz.jpg

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      1. Back on the horse
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        yeah? well i did the transfer you are going to do this week, 5 weeks ago.

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        1. Back on the horse
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          (assuming youre going to do RVP to Saha)

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            No deal. If you transferred out VdV though... now we're cooking with gas.

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            1. Back on the horse
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              nah, I didn't bother getting vdv in cos I thought he would be a bit rubbish...

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  23. AP
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    Hmm Phelan spoke about a fully fit squad to choose from in his post match yawn-a-thon. Maybe old Hargreaves is close to a return after all. Or perhaps they just don't even count him anymore.

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      i fear the latter

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        I don't see why Hargo doesn't get on twitter. It's not like he has anything else to do.

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          You seen Michael Owen on twitter? Comes across very well. At least much better than the likes of Carlton Cole.

          #getPartridgeontwitter
          #getapplebonkersontwitter

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            I haven't actually, he's too boring, like 99% of footballers. Maybe i'll sign up now..

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          2. Marknlard
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Following Michael Owen on Twitter sounds like the worst possible use of the internet.

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            1. jamsiep
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 11 months ago

              However bad it is, it can't be any worse than following Greghammer on twitter. 😉

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              1. Marknlard
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                There's not enough characters on Twitter for the new vocabbed-up Greg.

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              2. greghammer95
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 11 months ago

                What is wrong with following greghammer on twitter?

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                1. Boom!!!
                  • 15 Years
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                  no comments 😉

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                  1. TorresMagic™
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                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 11 months ago

                    The reply is taking ages to type as it's so long. 😆

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  24. Lrf
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    I am chasing two teams, one who is about 80 points ahead (given up), and one that is 30 points ahead (with me having four more players tomorrow). Both got Lampard inn this round. Was planning on transfering him inn for the next gw, but should I now go for someone else, since I need to make up the gap, or will I just fall too far behind without him? He haven't done much lately to warrant his price, but then again, he may just explode next week.

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    1. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      you know 'in' is spelled 'in', right?

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    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      go with lampard imo...if he scores well in the dgw and u don't have him ur challenge will be all but over...

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I'll be mightily pissed off if Lampard explodes after I've gone through all this effort to get him into my team.

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      1. Just One More Thing
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        If Lampard explodes Fantasy football will be the least of our worries 🙂

        All jokes aside I read one write-up on his performance: "Scuffed a brilliant opportunity to put Chelsea ahead following Drogba's excellent square ball. Drove forward at every opportunity but his passing sat-nav was on the blink".

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    4. Lordjim
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      With just 7 games remaining you have to do something different, how else will you catch up. How about Ramires?

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  25. Lordjim
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    I remain bemused why anyone would invest 12.9m in Lampard. Is this a case of joint denial involving those who held him last year. I say move on, your Fantasy Football Managers and there's no room for nostalgia! Res ipsa loquitur....IMHO..

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    1. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      yeah you're prob right. if it wasn't for the dgw etc, then the value prob isnt there.

      ah the good old days

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      1. Lordjim
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        I just bought Ramires for this GW against Wigan and the DGW. He was well in the mix against ManU earlier in the week...possible BPs...

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  26. Reed_Rothchild
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    How long has it been since Mark had Pienaar in his Scout picks. He's had a woodie for him the last 3 years.

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      What's up fella? What you on this week? I'm on 4, but you already knew that.....

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      1. Reed_Rothchild
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        My Rooney to Drogba move backfired, but I'll keep him for the double week.

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    2. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I think you'll find Nasri has been this years Shorey/Taylor.

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      1. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        You love Nasri really.

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        1. AP
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          I'd love him to get aids*

          *not really.

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      2. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        True dat. Was astonished when he wasn't included in the Picks this week... Amazing hype on here for someone who has done f*ck all since week 16.

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          it'd be interesting to see who has come up in the scout picks the most times over the season. I guess someone could trawl through and count.

          that someone is not going to be me though.

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          1. Boom!!!
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            may be fran can do it 😉

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          2. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            my guess is nani

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        2. Lordjim
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          There is a correlation to when Fabs gets a game...about week 16 he played more time...

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  27. TorresMagic™
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Just noticed 2nd, 3rd & 4th overall in the Millionaire Club would get knocked out if the gameweek was finished.

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  28. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Woah... Roger Johnson only played 45 minutes? What is this?! He never gets injured!

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      head injury at ht!

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      1. Reed_Rothchild
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Maybe he'll wear that gay top like Peter Cech wears since his concussions.

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    2. eviemonkey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      An unfortunate concussion-like injury forced him out of the game early. The subsequent lack of gametime infuriated BP judges who had already allocated the big man 3 bps whilst watching the Grand National. They then had to watch the second half properly before awarding their bonii.

      This resulted in an hour-long delay before all bps were awarded. The big man should be available for Sunderland next week.

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  29. Shakey
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    I really hope they change the MOTD titles next season. this year's ones are a real eye-sore.

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    1. AP
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      A good idea, sort of, horrendously executed.

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  30. Shakey
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Almunia-like stuff from Mark Schwarzer.

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