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14 April 2011 467 comments
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Following yesterday’s preview of the Members’ Paddy Power Cup Grand Final, the Fantasy Football Scout Cup IV approaches the half-way stage. Round Four sees us down to the final 64 Fantasy Managers, with another five rounds left to go. Here’s a round-up of the key events from Round Three last week, followed by the Fourth Round draw…

Two Fantasy Managers shared the top-score, with Clogger and joeforristal notching 90 points apiece. Their unlucky foes were mathsgeek (62) and bagpuss86 (66) respectively.

Unsurprisingly, those two match-ups were the highest aggregate scoring ties of the round. Spare a thought, though, for the randy badger, who, despite carding a score of 70, still lost out by four points to Passthebicuits, in what proved to be the highest losing score of the round.

The average score for the round was a touch under 61 which, by my low-standards, seems like a impressive stat. Not so impressive was pataka‘s appalling score of 28, which handed etxeberria (67) an easy passage into the last 64. The easiest of the round in fact, as no other two opponents were separated by a bigger margin.

One more ‘wooden spoon prize’ to hand out, as Cescy_11 (33) was eliminated by seph10 (47) in the lowest-scoring tie of the round.

An FFS Cup article wouldn’t be the same without mentioning FFS Cup III winner Gooner dave of course, and he casually strolled through courtesy of a 68 – 56 win over i campioni due.

There was heartbreak in the Scout camp, however, as “Last Scout Contributor Standing” Da beeeez fell 62 – 50 to malinista.

Elsewhere, Ninja_Fit_Saints squeezed past what was the highest-ranked Fantasy Manager in the third round, in 46th overall maximo78. It was tight however, with the Ninja prevailing by a single point, 62 – 61.

Closer still were the four fixtures decided by overall rank, as their Gameweek scores could not be split. Advancing by the narrowest of margins were droghedans, Pez, Wonderboys and jamrockfc.

Onto the next round then (fixtures available here), and one tie clearly stands-out…

Once again it’s 124th in the world Gooner dave drawing all the attention as he comes up against another site ‘regular’ in SammyC.

With maximo78 out-of-the-picture, it’s left to Off Regularly to be the competition’s top-dog. He’s ranked exactly 100th in the world and faces Morpheus in the fourth round.

Good luck to all 64 Fantasy Managers participating this week, and I’ll bring you the fourth round results a few days after the Gameweek has ended.

Akers Richard or Akers, as he is known, has been regularly haunting this site since July 2008. He is young and foolish, take what he says with a pinch of salt. Follow them on Twitter

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  1. Michael Jordan - call me MJ
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    Les Meirelesables

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    1. Retro
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      West Ham Side Story.

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  2. da Beeeez
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    Booooo

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  3. Demí
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    Lampardon my french

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  4. flyinhawaiian
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    Not sure I believe that Morpheus beats Off Regularly. Or maybe he does?

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    1. Xabi
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      ha, i confirm i do

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  5. Smell The Glove
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    Four Four Two and a Funeral - Directed by Fabio Capello.

    A gripping tale of flopping at the world cup with a crap system.

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  6. Demí
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    James and the Giant Perch

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  7. Locarno
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    Who da f*ck is Green_Libero?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      what the f*ck u are still doing in the cup when i did not even qualify 🙁

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      1. Locarno
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        Because you know even less about football than you do about cricket???

        Is your imaginary brother still in?

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        1. Boom!!!
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          what u do here apart from posting f*cking jokes and how bad ur team is despite u are in the top 5k...

          he will be back when his summer holidays start and he is not imaginary for u not for me 😡

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          1. Locarno
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            Of course he is, Kush. I mean Boom!

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            1. Boom!!!
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              shut up lolcano...looks like ur imaginary wife and kids are not with u tonight 🙄

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              1. Locarno
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                Are you okay, Kush? You sound like you're cracking up a bit.

                You're not going to get another FFS virus and go to bed are you? Or was that your brother?

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                1. Boom!!!
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                  keep going on lolcano it does not matter to me 😉 looks like ur imaginary wife has left u bcoz she was sick of ur jokes and she caught u seeing naked women on the net...

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                  1. Locarno
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                    Not much fun arguing with a complete spaz, so I might leave it here. Night, Kush!

                    Or whatever your name is.

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                  2. Boom!!!
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                    good night lolcano hopefully u will get back ur imaginary wife soon 😉
                    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-lWGkDaKQpPrnV7GT8iKg7xaBPHxwf359RYztmMMm592XAU7z3g&t=1

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                  3. jamsiep
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                    Boom, you're a ruddy hero.

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  8. Smell The Glove
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    Star Wars: The Phantom Jenas

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  9. applebonkers
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    it will be ironic if sammyc doesn't read this one

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    1. Smell The Glove
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      Has it already been done?

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    2. Stat virgin
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      Ha

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  10. gooner dave
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    Good luck SammyC. And everyone else for that matter.

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    1. Stat virgin
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      Yeah you too

      Looks like it'll come down to Torres versus Lampard as it is at the moment, 4 points each?

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      1. gooner dave
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        Sad though it is I'd take the Torres 4 points.

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  11. Smell The Glove
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    American Pie 1, 2 and 3

    Starring Frank Lampard

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    1. Nomar
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      He's not fat anymore.

      Use Benni McCarthy as the butt of your fat footballer jokes instead.

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  12. Retro
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    I never thought I'd say this, but I think I prefer reading arguments. Could someone have an argument, please!

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    1. 4vets
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      Just shut up!

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      1. Retro
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        I paid for an argument- not abuse!

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    2. applebonkers
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      *edited by admin* you *edited by admin* you've always been a massive *edited by admin* sick of you *edited by admin*

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      1. Boom!!!
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        🙂

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    3. 4vets
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      ... and don't call my wife ugly.

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  13. thehodge
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    Foster Robinson
    Walker Huth Luiz Hangeland Kolarov
    Nani Vdv Lamps Adam Nasri
    Bent Sturridge Rvp
    I'm let my lead slip to 30 points in my main mini-league. Havent made any changes this week and I only have 2 defenders for this Gw.
    Any suggested transfers?
    Thanks

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    1. 4vets
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      I'd keep Huth and Hangeland for next week which leaves Kolarov to ?

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    2. gooner dave
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      Keep an eye on the djourou situation and maybe get him in? Best chepi buy of the season (defender wise) for me.

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      1. gooner dave
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        *cheap

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        1. Smell The Glove
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          Maybe even a Liverpool defender as you could straight swap him for Skrtel. They have a really good run of games from GW34 with chance of clean sheets plus he gets forward a bit on set plays. Straight swap for Kolarov too.

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  14. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    Is it crazy talk getting rid of Nani?

    In order to fund Lamps, I'm tempted to do VDV>Osman, Nani>Lamps & Best>Hoilett this week for a 4pt hit... but have 0.0 budget & not having Nani & VDV could potentially be a disaster

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    1. mikess
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      just chillax

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    2. Blue Teets
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      Classic over-analysing my friend!

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  15. Cheggers
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    yo yo yo, what is up my peeps.

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    1. Blue Teets
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      Cheggers where u bin hidin ? Presumably u have a life, that old get out...

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      1. Cheggers
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        i been around ya know. Just chillin having a bud.

        The question week.. Nani or VDV out for Adam??

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Bud is horrible pisswater - have a good Pilsner Urquell. Oh and I sacked Nani off for Adam

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          1. Cheggers
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            Its really close between him and VDV. Basically if I ditch Nani I cant buy him back and thats that.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Tough call, I went with Nani though as he is unlikely to start the match against Newcastle after playing in the FA Cup a couple of days before. I might get him back for the last gameweek but not before, as I can see the Mancs having more rotation on the go.
              VDV goes after the WBA game. He's been a bit jaded and shite lately.

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          2. PFOR
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            Great call on Adam 'definitely going up' btw 🙂

            Un-necessary early transfers.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              I was misinformed by The Royal Bank Of BollockSiep. 🙂
              To be fair I really thought his protection was up.

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              1. jamsiep
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                His protection is up. 😕

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                1. Attila the Bum
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                  How come he didn't go up then? Doesn't matter anyway, the potential Nani price rise wouldn't have benefited me.

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                2. Cheggers
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                  Going up tonight then ?

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          3. Locarno
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            Got rid of Lennon for Adam.

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        2. Blue Teets
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          Neither as they're playing Wigan who are beastly in defence away from home.

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          1. Cheggers
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            Using the extra cash for Luiz anyway..... (i.e. Simpson/Coleman OUT Luiz In, VDV/Nani OUT Adam In)

            Plus I dont think Wigan will be that good defensively this week, they will want the win v Blackpool.

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              i reckon bag loads of goals in that cheggars. got nzog on tuesday i did, already have adam.

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              1. Cheggers
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                yea, i seriously think it will be 3-3 or something. Be a good one for the neutrals.

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  16. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Not to brag or anything but I've scored as many goals for Chelsea as Fernando Torres.

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    1. PFOR
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      'Nando walks into a bar and says "I'll have a few shots please".

      Barman replies "That's unlike you".

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    2. Cheggers
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      Ive scored as many goals for United as Bebe.

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      1. PFOR
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        He's scored for United though 🙂

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        1. Cheggers
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          Not the first team he hasnt. Im sure Torres has scored in training matches.

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          1. PFOR
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            Against Bursaspor and Carling Cup against Wolves, one or both were later declared O.G's though. Think the Wolves one stood.

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            1. Cheggers
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              Damn ok so he has. Obertan then 🙂

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              1. Boom!!!
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                he scored against Bursaspor too 😆

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                1. Cheggers
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                  clever *edited by admin*

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                2. PFOR
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                  An absolute belter!

                  Still shite though.

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                3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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                  Peter Schmeicel has scored more for Utd than Torres has for Chelsea.

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        2. PFOR
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          2 to be precise, but at least one was later declared an O.G, not sure on the other.

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    3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      good facebook joke rehash from Tuesday.

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  17. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    catherine zeta jones has admitted she is getting treatment for bipolar affliction. It is characterised by excessive mood swings. i think Catherine is getting treated for the wrong issue, what she really needs is an acknowledgement of the fact that she's like every other woman in a relationship beyond 4 or five months then.

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    1. Akers
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      Bipolar? Bi-Winning!

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  18. RTC8
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    What do people think the chances are of djourou playing this week?

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      if he's fit, chances are excellent. But if he doesnt get passed fit, i wouldnt put money on him playing, chances definitely lower.

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      1. Xabi
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        thanks captain obvious

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  19. Boss Hogg
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    Diaby does Gallas.

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    1. 4vets
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      A wee bit late? Or is it on now?

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  20. Jafalad
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    A belated contribution to the earlier footballers in film debate:

    The Shawcross Redemption

    Nania

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Best

    White Palacios

    and best film line: "Your Shittu out of luck." Dirty Harry (Rednapp)

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    1. AP
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      When Barry met Sally.

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      1. Cheggers
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        The Human Roonipede

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        1. Jafalad
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          Wasn't he on the Muppet Show too:

          Roonpigs in Space

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  21. 4vets
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    Who to play... Odem or Nani? Everyone (just about), including me, has doubled up on Chelsea def yet Odem is on fire and Nani a rotation doubt.

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    1. Boom!!!
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      nani bcoz almost everyone has him and even if he don't do well u will not go down in rankings and if u have double up on chelsea def then u surely don't want odem to score 😉

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      1. 4vets
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        But if he does score then at least that'll be some consolation.

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      2. 4vets
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        No, you're right. I'm selling him next week so it'll be be a good farewell. The boy done good!

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  22. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Hmmm - Porto are creaming Spartak ... 😐

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    1. Boom!!!
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      hulk is in my uel team 🙂

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Lucky bugger! I have Falcao and Moutinho ... 🙁

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        1. Boom!!!
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          but falcao scored 17 points last week and hulk only 2 🙁

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            This is true!!! 😀 I'm a late starter, though ...

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            1. Boom!!!
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              falcao assist now 👿

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                Yep! 🙂

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  23. cucumber
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    Who will score more points in the DGW - Malouda or Walcott?

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    1. 4vets
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      Walcott, imho. But I do have him.

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  24. Bow Locks
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    Will Coleman play?

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  25. BK
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    Larsson or Ferguson??

    For the double, one Gweek only!

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    1. Boom!!!
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      i would rather have a wigan mid...

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    2. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      FFS, Why wouldn't you take Gardner instead? He's clearly Birmingham's 'danger man' ...If the word danger can every be applied to a Birmingham City player

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Neither - Gardner, imo.

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  26. Locarno
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    One more goal, please, Porto...

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    1. jamsiep
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      What's the ludicrous bet for tonight then?

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      1. Locarno
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        "C'mon guys, break some legs"

        Class, Titsiep. Pure class.

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        1. jamsiep
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          Cheers.

          You didn't answer my question though.

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          1. Locarno
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            Over 3.5 goals in all four European matches. And the Blue Square Premiership match.

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            1. jamsiep
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              Like it, Mansfield games always have loads of goals in them.

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              1. Locarno
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                Over 2.5 goals is always a good shout in the Blue Square. Your lot getting only one against Altrincham screwed me up the other day.

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                1. jamsiep
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                  If you see the football that we play, then you'd understand why we score so few goals...

                  Not that I'd know to be honest, haven't been in ages. Not since they imposed the meat ban! 😉

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                  1. Locarno
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                    🙂

                    Conceding goals works for me as well!

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                  2. Marknlard
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                    Meat ban?

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                  3. jamsiep
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                    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-12416671

                    The players too aren't allowed any meat. F*cking hippie owner.

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  27. Countryside Ram
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    concidering valencia, do we think he'l get 90 mins most weeks?

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    1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      He'll get 90 mins for the rest of the season, and he;ll see more of the ball than Nani; With that said, Nani will still be the best player ManUnited have.

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  28. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    What on earth has happened to Spartak tonight? 😯

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Ah! Here we go ... 🙂

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  29. DGno9
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    spartak goal!

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    1. GirlsJustWanaHaveKun
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      that was delicious!

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      1. DGno9
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        definitely...

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  30. Evasivo
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    Current Team looks like this:

    Foster Begovic
    Huth Simpson Koscielny Coleman Dawson
    Adam Fabs Meireles Nani Barton
    Odemwingie RVP Tevez £0.0

    Now Tevez>Drogba is imminent
    But trying to decide whether to bag up this week or prepare for next GW

    Coleman out
    a) Carr in
    b) Hughes in

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