[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. @ImpressiveTackl
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    Andy Gray... Neville Southall... Tony Cottee... Your boys took one hell of a beating 😛

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  2. Syd.
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    Played Baines over Coleman... Can't complain...

    Everton should have had a penalty and Baines would have scored..

    But we all know that Utd get all the decisions 😆

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    1. super zlatan
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      Yawn

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      1. Touré De Force
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        Cover your mouth when you yawn.

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    2. @ImpressiveTackl
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      Sold Baines myself for Hangeland.

      I did play Nani however who seems nailed on for a transfer out next week.

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      same man. Painful to watch, especially as rival had Coleman starting /o\

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  3. garethboii
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    what are the chances zamora will still come on during the game???

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    1. DV8R
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      Likely, he might play the last 30 minutes.

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      1. garethboii
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        God i hope so

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  4. DV8R
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    Hernandez will get the 3 BPs
    Valencia or Rooney might get 2
    Diston or Jags for the 1

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      jags 2 bp

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  5. super zlatan
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    I love chico

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    1. @ImpressiveTackl
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      Best comment ever 🙂

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  6. The Stock
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    What a classy, classy young man.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      Thank you. I do my best.

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      1. The Stock
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        Look what the cat dragged in...... 😉

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    2. super zlatan
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      Totally agree

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  7. J0E
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    That fulham line up looks good news for Dempsey owners, sure to get forward in that line up.

    Bad news for my rival who captained Zamora tho' 🙂

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    1. Touré De Force
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      I repeated here all week Zamora was a 'vomit' buy. Vindicated. Let's see the 180 minutes first I suppose.

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      1. J0E
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        Even as a Brighton fan the Zamora bandwagon was never for me either.

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  8. Sim Simma
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    How long has Anderson been in Manchester ?
    The lad doesn't speak english
    Hernandez translating for him in the sky interview

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      I know a lot of Mancunians who have trouble speaking English too. 😛

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    2. @ImpressiveTackl
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      How does he not know how to speak English after nearly 4 years?

      He looks like he is no stranger to a fish supper though.

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    3. The Stock
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      Kick em' all out.

      Bleedin' Salfordites

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    4. $hahriyar
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      he's lazy with everything, explains his stay at united untill now.

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  9. Chazza
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    There may have been some debatable decisions but Man Utd definitely deserved that victory- totally dominated the game.

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  10. TommyK
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    I still think Rooney is extremely likely to get the 3 baps, if just because he dropped back and 'played for the team' which I'm sure the judges will lap up.

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    1. Touré De Force
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      He'll get some for sure. Chico 3, Rooney 2, Valencia 1 imo.

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      1. jamsiep
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        Rooney owners unite!

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        1. Touré De Force
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          Last night I was going Rooney + Thomas > Hernandez + VDV but bailed on it. Sigh.

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        2. TommyK
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          The commentators on my stream were wetting themselves over how good they thought rooney was......

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          1. $hahriyar
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            hmmmm, this makes for a strong case.

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          2. jamsiep
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            English commentators jizz themselves over Wayne Rooney non shocker.

            If the BPs judges went by the comments of the likes of Jonathan Pearce when deciding the BPs, then Rooney would end up with 114 every season.

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          3. applebonkers
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            tommy he will likely be involved due to the amount of touches he got but was i watching a different game or did rooney give it away A LOT. i don't blame him fully as part of the reason he dawdled on the ball so long and got dispossesed was that he had no one to feed. he gave it away a lot and made 1 attcking contribution all match (pass to hernandez 1st half when hernandez hit it straight at howard)

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            1. TommyK
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              Hmmmm- but was anyone really that dangerous for us? I just think his overall contribution (starting counterattacks, winning the ball back in midfield and feeding our wingers) are worth some, possibly 3 baps.

              Oh well we'll see come 8:00! 😛

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    2. DV8R
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      They usually give it to the match winner, could be the case today. We'll see.

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  11. FPL Daniel
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    O Hara or Miljas is attacking mid?

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  12. jamsiep
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    Pretty embarrassing English from Anderson. Hernandez has been here for less than a year, and his is infinitely better!

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    1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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      They have better English teachers in Mexico

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  13. Vpan
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    3 Hernandez
    2 Anderson
    1 Jagielka

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    1. jamsiep
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      Yeah, I'd go with some combination of those three.

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      1. TommyK
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        Why should Hernandez get them more than rooney? He blocked nani's goal and fluffed a couple of good chances.....

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        1. Boom!!!
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          because he scored the winning goal simple logic 😕

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          1. TommyK
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            Doesn't change the fact that he played poor for most of the game and rooney played well (imo)

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        2. Vpan
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          cause he was the savior and the most dangerous player in the field. Rooney was harmless...

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          1. jamsiep
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            +1

            Harmless is exactly the word.

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            1. TommyK
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              Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  14. Egg noodle
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    Everyone watching the tottenham game then?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      no because it has not started yet 😕

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      1. Egg noodle
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        ğŸ˜

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      1. Egg noodle
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        my prediction was only 2 minutes off ğŸ™

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  15. mikess
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    so hoping a 30 mins zamora cameo and goal will wipe smile of many faces

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    1. Chazza
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      +1

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    2. garethboii
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      +1

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  16. Attila the Bum
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    ▒▓██ N █ U █ F █ C ██▓▒
    TOOOOOOOOOOOON ARMY
    Looking forward to this game.

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    1. Touré De Force
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      +1 up the toon

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    2. The Stock
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      *tumbleweed*

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        What? I'm predicting a high scoring match (probably a draw) should be good.

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        1. The Stock
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          🙂 🙂

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  17. applebonkers
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    hernandez kept everton in the game whilst also winning it for man utd. has to be 3 baps

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    1. $hahriyar
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      deep!

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    2. Egg noodle
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      hernandez 3 baps surely. just based on the timing of the goal.

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    3. TommyK
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      😆

      The look on his face when the ball hit him was priceless.....

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  18. jayzico
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    THANK YOU SCOUT... for ridding me of nani for betamax. Thank you for bobby zee not playing. Thank you for Clinton D's brace 😀

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  19. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    taraabt scored another 2 today, fantasy gold if he stays at QPR

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  20. TorresMagic™
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    Who got the Coleman clean sheet?
    My H2H rival was slightly unlucky. Hopefully Luiz plays.

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/eventhist.mc?id=24745

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    1. The Wizard of Ozil
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      sold him lastnight

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  21. Goodfish
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    Oh, you god of bastards! Zamora? That's why they call it amore? Oh, you bastards! I was a twinkle away from doing it to Dempsey, but Zamora? Come on! Either he scores as a sub, or he doesn't play in either game. That's the deal, you bastards. THAT'S THE DEAL.

    Now to eat those ribs I've been slow cooking for the last 4 hours. All rubbed, glazed and ready.

    4 beers, then a bottle of red. That's what I say...You? Get to watch the Chelsea game at midnight.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      ribs? Good shout.

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    2. Locarno
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      All rubbed, glazed and ready.

      Great shout. And how are you having the ribs?

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      1. Goodfish
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        In my mouth? Gone Jamie Oliver on their asses for the rub, then went with a few gulps of special BBQ sauce for the glaze. They dilute my Zamora fury.

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  22. FPL Daniel
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    Next week captaincy will be huge!!! I think Adam would be the best bet.

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    1. jamsiep
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      Balotelli ftw. 8)

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      1. MADE IN CHARLTON
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        Larsson!

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        1. Bolivian Seaman
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          lolarov

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        2. The Wizard of Ozil
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          Suarez in for Torres and givin the armband is my plan at the min

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      2. FPL Daniel
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        Mario could bring u brace or red card. Its gonna be ouch!!!

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      3. DickFranDyke
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        Super Mario nailed on.

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  23. dogtanion
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    thank god for snooker. ronnie v murphy...fireworks

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  24. The Stock
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUx-LWSf0FE

    Worse than Crouchiegoal doing Pringles.

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    1. Goodfish
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      Crouchy's having his nachos...

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    1. TommyK
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      I'm not touching that with a ten foot pole! 😆

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    2. applebonkers
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      i reckon cheggars is an ex man utd player who was released and is therefore very bitter about it. some random like john o'kane

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    3. Demí
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      hardly a fail 🙄

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    4. King Eric, in America
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      *Love* that "doing an Arsenal" has its own meaning and utility ...

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  25. ArcticJunkie
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    Didn't even think twice that Zamora would be benched, just pretty unlucky he's my (C). Hopefully he can pull something off if he comes off the bench.

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  26. Egg noodle
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    How long does Harry take to realise that his team sucks with defoe on the pitch? vdv on the wing pfffttt!

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  27. TorresMagic™
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    Who wins this H2H?

    Baines(2+bps)-Lampard-Drogba-Barton vs Huth-Dempsey-RVP-Fabregas?

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      too early. And Jags has 2 BP

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    2. Locarno
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      The second one, easily. Four games versus six.

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      1. Egg noodle
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        +1

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    3. Bolivian Seaman
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      second easily

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      The Huth owner ...

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        I am the 2nd owner, foresee a 1 point loss now ğŸ™

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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          Nah. You'll piss all over him! 😉

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    5. Goodfish
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      The ones with the most points. Definitely.

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  28. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    Charlie N'zog, if you want to score a couple of goals today, I won't hold it against you

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  29. @ImpressiveTackl
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    So who thinks Arsenal will drop yet more points at the Reebok?

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    1. Declan
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      Without doubt, and your point being?

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