[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. @FuzzyWarbles
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Glad I captained Joe Cole!!!!!

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  2. Attila the Bum
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    JOE COLE!
    I told you he was a great signing 😆

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      recognise my grav?

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Yeah he's that scouse moron off the telly 😛

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          it's from the vid in your link

          child-like joy from big phil

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    2. Fray Bentos
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      no one better when you need that 5th goal

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  3. Declan
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    Joe Cole 😆

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  4. Jimi
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    chelsea team???

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    1. DGno9
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      SoccerDotTel Soccer.TEL
      Chelsea lineup: Cech; Ivanovic, Luiz, Terry, Cole; Mikel, Essien, Lampard; Kalou, Drogba, Malouda #cfc

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  5. The Stock
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    JOE COLE IN GOAL SHOCKER

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    1. TommyK
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Why, was Reina injured?

      *Collects coat, exits room*

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  6. michaelington
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    joe cole gooooaaall

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  7. Boom!!!
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    MESSI JOE COLE GOAL 😆

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  8. flyover
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Aww, feel bad for Birmingham sub GK Doyle. Bad luck.

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  9. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    joe cole!!!!!! great great player

    5 nil

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    1. Declan
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      assist??

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      1. Declan
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        Dirk 🙂 get in there

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      2. Boom!!!
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        kuyt!

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        1. chinmusic
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          Mereiles appears to have been given an assist. Was that for an earlier goal?

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          1. Boom!!!
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            14 years, 11 months ago

            DI SANTO GOAL 😆

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          2. Touré De Force
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            14 years, 11 months ago

            Saweet!!! Must be an error.

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          3. Boom!!!
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            14 years, 11 months ago

            i think it was for the 4th goal but i don't think it should be given asa assist...

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          4. bobn
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            will prob be taken away

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  10. Mak_Gold
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Well done RJ,just one goal away from -1.

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      1. Perthite
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        Glad he is my 3rd sub!

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    • RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      oh lord...the full reality of the fact that Drogba is on my bench jsut hit me.

      thanks nani, thanks walters (that was some transfer....) etc. etc.

      pathetic

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        definitely did warn you

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      2. bmb100
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        Walters will still come good. I'm just waiting for his injury time goal...

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        1. Camzy
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          Bout time you admitted that Walters was not a good pick...

          That said, Etherington's done just as little, and most of my transfers and bench choices this week have been flat-out wrong.

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          1. bmb100
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            14 years, 11 months ago

            After the midweek game I may well have to eat my words big-time...

            Still has a good home fixture to come though.

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          2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            bout time i admitted he wasnt a good pick? attempt at having a go fail there lord camzy, i never once sxaid walters was a good buy, so go suck a dick.

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      3. Touré De Force
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        I warned you, and in flowery phraseology as well, repeatedly.

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      4. BobB
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        To an extent, anything Walters did today was a bonus - his second game is home to Wolves.

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        1. Just Ruud
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          I will have to say the same for Zamora then too 😉

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    • Cheggers
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      O'Hara (c). Sigh.

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      1. Fray Bentos
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        at least he has 1 more game

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    • Declan
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Dirk Kuyt 11pts plus BAPS!!!!!!! You beauty

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    • flyover
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      After this beating, Liverpool will have a goal differential advantage over Tottenham, should the two teams be locked for fifth at season's end.

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    • Kevin
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Just read that Adam hit the post! Feck, I have him and rival just transferred him out. Let's hope he gets max bps for an 8 pointer, that would do me nicely.

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      1. TommyK
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        He should get the baps- he usually does when they don't lose by six goals..... 😉

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        1. BobB
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          Not sure - he gave away the Newcastle goal, apparently

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            14 years, 11 months ago

            He will.

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    • Boom!!!
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      cattermole yellow card 😆

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      1. bmb100
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        😮 Shocker!!!

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    • Touré De Force
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      What is the deal with Kuyt getting all these goals and assists? It just doesn't add up!

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    • The Stock
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Majority of DGW players failing in first game = Quelle Surprise.

      Some wally said Walters was 'the form midfielder in the Prem' yesterday.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i said it

        and it was the truth

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        1. The Stock
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          S*d off you, i'm still sore from your bragging at Bobby being benched! 😉

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            i wasn't bragging, just laughing

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        2. Touré De Force
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          Wally.

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        3. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          double gameweek. emphasis on the word double

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    • Boom!!!
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      dawson yellow 😥

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      1. TommyK
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        How do you do that smiley?

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        1. Perthite
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          Hover over the smilie to find out. 😥

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        2. The Bandit
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          : cry : Without spaces.

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      2. jamsiep
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        Fiddlesticks.

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    • tearindon1
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Calm dowm. Dempsey still has another Home game.

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    • disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      loving the relegation battle

      changing every week

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      1. AP
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        You're only a Kenny Dalglish away from being in it.

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        1. TommyK
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          😆

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          you're only an alex ferguson away from never having won anything in 20 years

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          1. TommyK
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            Touche

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              in all seriousness, i really wish kenny had stayed on 20 years ago, because i just know it would have been a different story and would have been wonderful to see kenny and fergie going at it for 2 decades

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    • TommyK
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      If Carroll had played then my gameweek would be looking completely different now.....

      FFS!

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    • Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Blackpool deserved to win that. We were pretty crap.
      BP Predictions
      1 Tim Krul
      2 DJ Campbell
      3 Charlie Adam

      Phillips for them and Barton and Lovenkrands for us may be in the mix too.

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      1. TommyK
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        +1 to those imo- Krul was pretty tidy

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    • Jimi
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      boooo kuyt

      come on FRANK

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    • licscalders
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Dempsey should get an assist just for going off

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    • Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      this has been quite an unbelievable week, summed up by the fact that even JOE COLE scored

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      1. AP
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        There's going to be a lot of people who haven't changed their teams from gw1 boosting up the rankings.

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        never had any doubt

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    • Cheggers
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      lol@spurs

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      1. The Stock
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        +1,000,000

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    • big oak
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      ok so i sold adam and barton (2 assists) and on my bench coleman (CS) and walker (assist) and no scorer for me till now, great week!

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    • The Stock
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Will be boycotting MOTD tonight simply because I know the Beeb will do a Joe Cole interview now he's 'back in the goals'

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        joe cole, he scores goal!

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        1. The Stock
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          14 years, 11 months ago

          didn't I tell you to s*d off? 😉

          They'll get Maxi Rodriguez to translate for old Coley in a Anderson/Chico esque Marx brothers skit

          "Maxi, can you ask Joe how it feels to be back on the score sheet?"

          *Maxi reaches for the Etch-a-Sketch*

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            if only they had the smarts to pull that off, sounds awesome

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    • Attila the Bum
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      This gameweek has been fantastic so far. If Lampard gets a couple of goals I'll be a very happy chappy.

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