Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Get in there Frank!

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  2. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk

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  3. Elts
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    YOU BEAUTY!!!!!!

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  4. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    F*CK

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  5. Egg noodle
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Chelsea need a change. Torres on for drogba in 2nd half please 🙂

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    1. ozone
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      +10000000000

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  6. SuperDorrans
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Lamps! 😀

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  7. Touré De Force
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Oh no..........

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  8. Boom!!!
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    LAMPSSSSSSSSSS GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    ASHLEY COLE ASSIST...finally some points 8)

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    1. Waldaz
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      Attila will be happy. 😉

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        Nurse, tissue please!

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    2. Bubbles
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      +8

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  9. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Balls. On so many levels. ðŸ™

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  10. Darv
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Cole assist 🙂

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  11. mikess
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    apparently giggs was the one who had a fling with imogen. Dunno whether it's old news. First name i heard

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    1. TommyK
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah, relatively old news, broken by alan partridge.

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah and the actor is Ewan Mcgregor

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      1. Locarno
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        No it's not. Unless you're talking about the super-nowhere-in-the-world-for-ever injunction.

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        1. TommyK
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          hehe- that injunction is ridiculous....

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  12. Jimi
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    thanks to frank

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  13. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    OH MY GOD, SOMETHING WENT RIGHT FOR ME!!! AHAHAHAHA - cue malouda hattrick now 😀

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    1. Cheggers
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      cant believe i captained that cunit O'Hara instead of Frank.

      D'oh

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          14 years, 8 months ago

          hee hee 😀

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  14. Nailer
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Captained Drogba over Lamps, but that goal is VERY welcome. Score so far this week has been dismal!

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    1. Elts
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I captained Zamora .. was v lucky to get an assist .. and I agree the lamps points are so so so welcome ..

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  15. Villan14
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    yes lamps!!

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  16. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Nooooooooooo, not Fat Frank!!

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  17. Boom!!!
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    now carlo please don't take cole off before 60 mins 🙂

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    1. Elts
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      bet you have a different view on him taking him off at 61 mins? 🙂

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  18. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    frankie lampard!!!!!!!!

    i never doubted you...oh wait I did, on many occasions this week.. 🙂

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  19. villian-ty
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    wheres that twat that says lamps is overproced

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    1. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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      well im not him, but ive said that on many occasions, and so has many people.

      he is overpriced based on his performances this season.

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      1. villian-ty
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        no not u. he was commeting just after 5 mins into the match..

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        1. The Bandit
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          See above!

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        2. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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          14 years, 8 months ago

          oh right. I have him in my team this week. Dont get me wrong, lamps is great. but when you consider the performances of Nani, VDV, and others this season for more than 3m less, it gives weight to the argument that he's been overpriced this season.

          I expect a price drop next season, down to 12.0 maybe.

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    2. Demí
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      one goal doesn't change the fact that he's overpriced 🙄

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    3. Declan
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      He is over priced but Im so glad I have him.....

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      1. Elts
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        I have him, and also think he is overpriced. Glad for a points return at last from him though .. thanks big frank.

        .. now do i swap him in to get drogs or not ...

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      2. Gold Monster
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Ah what price a goal?

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  20. Jinswick
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    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Drogba and Malouda off at half time please Carlo....

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    1. Jinswick
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      oh, and goals for Terry and Luiz. Not much to ask for really.

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      1. Egg noodle
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        +99million.

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  21. Blue Teets
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    C'mon 'Scott Parker United' show us why you beat Nani to the writers award....

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  22. tearindon1
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    GET IN FRANKY

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  23. arfa
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    gane could get cancelled unless Roman pays the bill

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    1. Bubbles
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      If the game did actually get cancelled (I have Lampard, Cashley & Luiz) that would be an ultimate kick in the balls.

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      1. arfa
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        same here,i got fatty,drog and luiz

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  24. Locarno
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Real Madrid winning 6-1.

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    1. Declan
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      What a sh1te league!

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  25. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    If Grant picks this team every week, then we won't get relegated

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  26. Boom!!!
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    madrid 6-1...kaka goal!

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    1. Mulder
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      Christ i actually thought they would drop points to valencia

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  27. jamsiep
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    I <3 the Fatster. 8)

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      14 years, 8 months ago

      I <8 Ashley Cole and the Fatster 8)

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      1. Boom!!!
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        14 years, 8 months ago

        +1...i <3 zamora too 8)

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  28. Mulder
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    Get in Frank Fabolous

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  29. Alonso14
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    14 years, 8 months ago

    thank u to all that convinced me to do fat boi!!!!

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      VDV not playing

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