[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. applebonkers
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    well that was a kick in the balls from double ch-iniesta. first shot of the game and bang he scores while malouda misses a hattrick of chances

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    1. jamsiep
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      The best thing is he'll probably be in the baps now, after playing like absolute wank for 44 minutes. 😉

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      1. Cheggers
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        yep - he was bl00dy awful

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      2. applebonkers
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        big fat titties. pressure's on rvp

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        1. Cheggers
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          O'Hara captain. What have I done????

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      I'd still take Malouda 3 and 22 over Fat boy 8 and 11

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      1. Gold Monster
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        But Lamps is obvious capt choice, Malouda not so.

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  2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    so lads, was his goal good? will he score me and placate my endless quest for fat-kunt-rival gains? will it ? will he? huh? huh?

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    1. jamsiep
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      The move was pretty good, and the finish was as good as he could have done. So yeah, it was a pretty good goal. It was the only piece of good football we've played all half. The rest was absolutely dire, slow tempo, stupid long shots (Drogba especially) and dodgy defending.

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    2. Cheggers
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      Yea was a decent run, he didnt play well in the first half though.

      I can see him getting 15 points here just cos of the pen factor.

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    3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      *score more

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  3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    in other news, big double on bath -2, and munster +5 at ospreys...bath 29-3 up, so it's going ok 🙂

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  4. TommyK
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    Scott Parker United/Jamsiep- you clearly undersold Lumpy's performance on Wednesday so I wouldn't captain him..... 😡

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    1. jamsiep
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      I really didn't. His performance on Wednesday, much like so far today, was absolutely dreadful.

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      1. TommyK
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        Bleurgh. Can't believe I didn't captain Dempsey or Lampard..... 🙁

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    2. Boom!!!
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      lol he was right tho lamps didn't played well that day and he was playing deep against b'gham 😉

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      1. Cheggers
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        No he wasnt. The only thing deep around here is ya mams ass.

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        1. Boom!!!
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          behave!

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      2. TommyK
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        Typical- I base a captaincy decision on a player's recent form, using some common sense and it all back fires!

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      3. jamsiep
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        We've already had this conversation Boom. Lampard definitely wasn't playing deep against Birmingham.

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        1. Cheggers
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          It REALLY winds me up when people say that. He is clearly the most advanced player of the midfield 3 whenever Chelsea play.

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        2. Boom!!!
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          u just think he is shit but against b'gham he was not on corners or fk's and he was playing a bit deep then he did against west brom is my point james...

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        3. TommyK
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          Rooney was playing RIDICULOUSLY deep at times today. Alan Partridge take a bow.......

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          1. Demí
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            Your man of the match today tommy ?

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            1. TommyK
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              Well, Jagielka was clearly the best player on the pitch, virtually single-handedly kept us at bay.

              However I still think Rooney could be on for 2 or 3 baps.

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          2. si
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            Rooney was very good in that role though. Hernandez has to be the bargain of the season. Top player. Top bloke too.

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          3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            is rooney the new scholes?

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            1. TommyK
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              He can tackle a bit so, no...... 😉

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          4. AP
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            *high fives*

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            1. TommyK
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              Seriously, he was playing in the Hargreaves role at times!

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              1. Cheggers
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                lol, some of the "football facts" you come out with are genius. They really are.

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                1. TommyK
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                  I thought we'd settled it that you wouldn't reply to my posts and vice versa....

                  He was playing DM for the last ten minutes. FACT

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                  1. Cheggers
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                    No he wasn't

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                  2. TommyK
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                    Can't really be bothered to dignify this with a response tbh- if you can't see something that blatantly obvious then there's no point in arguing with you.

                    Anyway- can we return to the previous arrangement after this please?

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                  3. Cheggers
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                    I still find it funny that you think Rooney played as a defensive midfielder for the last ten minutes of the game.

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                  4. TommyK
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                    I find it funny that you think he didn't. Positionally he was just in front of Ferdinand and Evans after Hernandez scored for virtually all the time except when he came forward for one attack.

                    I can't decide if this is a WUM or if you're genuinely denying what your eyes are telling you.....

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                  5. Cheggers
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                    Im not winding you up, you are just completely wrong and as usual you aren't letting it drop.

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                  6. TommyK
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                    Fine- your opinion. 😕

                    (Incidently, you were the one who started this immensely boring conversation)

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  5. Magerost
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      Who to captain next week?
      Tricky games

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      1. Declan
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        Kuyt

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        1. Bubbles
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          Just seen his goal, and it was a classic scrappy Kuyt goal. But, hey, a goal is a goal and the man is in form.

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      2. Bubbles
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        Bringing in some Citeh coverage for a captain myself.

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        1. Magerost
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            Forgot about city's tasty fixture, will probably do the same 😀

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        2. Holy See
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          Kuyt

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      3. big oak
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        great now all chelsea have to do is to score two more so that torres make an appearance off the bench.....
        and not score again 🙂

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      4. Marknlard
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        This game brings out the negative in me. Lampard scores and instead of being pleased of the points, I'm thinking 'wish I'd captained him'.

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        1. Feanor
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          Same here. I captained van Persie.

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        2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          indeed. shit isnt it

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      5. si
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        I think Buggu predicted a Maxi Rodriguez hatrick today.

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      6. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        so whats the story with bobby z?

        surely he must start on wednesday?

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        1. si
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          He will. Hughes did mention he was struggling a bit with his ankle before today's game.

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      7. Egg noodle
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        Drogba Malouda off for Torres Anelka yet? 😀

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        1. si
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          Malouda has been pretty ordinary. Mind you, so has Kalou, Lampard, Essien...

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        2. Boom!!!
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          yes just subbed them on fifa 11...anything else?

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          1. Egg noodle
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            terry and luiz goals please? lampard assists.

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      8. Declan
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        Lets hope this electrical storm f*cks off in the second half!

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        1. TommyK
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          Let's hope Lumpy gets struck by lightning..... 🙁

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          1. Declan
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            😆 now now Tommy!

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          2. si
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            Will be hard to miss him really.

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          3. jamsiep
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            I guess him getting stuck is more likely than any other player.... 😉

            Big Avram could also be in serious danger.

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            1. TommyK
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              I'll ignore the physics fail there in order to laugh at my chief gameweek tormentor...... 😉

              http://www.northstandchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13033&stc=1&d=1258628426

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            2. si
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              Might actually give Avram a much needed spark.

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          4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            john terry literally being split in two by a few thousand volts would be great

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            1. TommyK
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              Would give a whole new dimension to being "spit-roasted" 😉

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                split-roasted

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      9. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        ooh just come in from feeding me chickens to find a lampard goal!

        nicely

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        1. Demí
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          done

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      10. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        Lampard, Malouda

        ...One of these 2 is not like the other! One of these 2 plays like fat sh1t!

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      11. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        anyone watch the villa game?

        how did ashley young play? good enough for baps??

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        1. Egg noodle
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          nu-uh

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        2. applebonkers
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          based on villa managing 1 shot on target all game i imagine young wasn't great

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        3. Marknlard
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          And anyone who saw the Villa game, how was Diego Walters?

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          1. applebonkers
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            lolgasm

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      12. Bolivian Seaman
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        why does ancelotti have a towel on his head, they are owned by russians not saudis

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      13. Waldaz
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        Just asking, what happens usually in the FPL if a game is cancelled after a tot of minutes?

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      14. Burly - swear i wont ever (…
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        Dear God.

        Please stop the rain. I need this Frank goal. What I do not need is the game called off.

        Thank you.

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          why the shit did they water the pitch with sprinklers before the game?!

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      15. TommyK
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        C . O . Y . I!!!!!!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          what?

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          1. Demí
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            come on your irons

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              why would i want to do that?

              tomorrow morning's round of golf would be a right sticky mess...

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              1. TommyK
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                hehe

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      16. For Fuchs Sake
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        Lampard captain choice spot on at the mo, although RVP could rip Bolton a new one tomorrow.

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        1. Bolivian Seaman
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          rvp is on for a new record, he's scored in 7 consecutive away games in the premierleague. mr reliable

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      17. Retro
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        Just checked my league leader's team assuming he prophetically captained Lampard, only to see he went VDV. Relieved!

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      18. applebonkers
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        bleakley forgot her white t-shirt. booooo

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        1. Cheggers
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          +1

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        2. TommyK
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          LULZ

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        3. si
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          Wonderful arms that lass.

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            1. si
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              She looks like a man. Oops.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            he wants to get himself in with her younger fitter clone on the one show

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      19. jimnastics
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        Did anyone actually see AJ's goal? Reading reports now that Zamora didn't get a touch, it was Berra who headed it clean out under pressure from Zamora.

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      20. Boom!!!
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        very strange captain choices by the top 10 this week....

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      21. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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        Take Cole off please!!

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        1. Boom!!!
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          shut up 👿

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            why? cos him saying that will make it happen?
            twit.

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            1. Boom!!!
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              he is jinxing it rbj...

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      22. Bolivian Seaman
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        Nobody has asked when bonus points will be out yet.

        It only took 34 gameweeks 🙂

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      23. AP
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        50m on Torres should have been spent on some drainage.

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        1. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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          LOL@This

          ...Until next season

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        2. Demí
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          or freddo bars....

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        3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          or just put towards a complete new stadium

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      24. Jinswick
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        Grrr, Essien coming off = less chance of Malouda coming off.

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        1. Bolivian Seaman
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          strange that anelka hasn't played more

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      25. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        god i need another llumpard goal...COME ON FRANK!!! do it for rbj!

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        1. andy85wsm
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          Saying it will make it happen!

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            i never thought it would, hence why i said come on frank.

            Fukwit.

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            1. andy85wsm
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              Classic 🙂

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        2. 5678
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            what's your team link rjb?

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        3. TommyK
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          This really is becoming a joke now- it's like Water Polo!

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          1. The Bandit
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            What happens to FPL if the game is abandoned? Are all the points scrubbed and players auto subbed? 😕

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            1. $hahriyar
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              It won't be abandoned now, Man City vs Burnely last season was much worse.

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            2. TommyK
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              Not sure- hasn't happened yet!

              Don't think it will either, it's just VERY wet.

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            3. Marknlard
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              Yep, it'll all count for nothing.

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            4. HuttonDressedasLahm
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              Wouldnt mind that to be honest as I have Adam and Coleman on the bench

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          2. Bubbles
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            I'm on for some big points, so they can be swimming along for the last half hour for all I care.

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        4. $hahriyar
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          Missed the first half.How has Drogba done? Any chances?

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          1. si
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            Been ok. No chances but has set-up a few.

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            1. $hahriyar
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              Cheers!

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