The Knee Jerk
23 April 2011 1238 comments
Paul Paul
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From the outset, this was always looking like a tricky double gameweek for the four teams involved and today’s results only offered confirmation. While Bolton still have their two games to go (ARS & ful), owners of Wolves players will be cursing their luck as the likes of Jamie O’Hara and Matthew Jarvis drew blanks this afternoon, allowing the unlikely duo of Karl Henry and Steven Fletcher to pick up the points, with an assist and a goal respectively in the 1-1 draw with Fulham at Molineux. Wolves next game, a trip to the Britannia to face a Stoke side in their first home game since grabbing a place in the FA Cup Final, looks a difficult fixture that hardly inspires hope.

Fantasy Owners of both Stoke and Fulham players, on the other hand, should still approach the midweek games with plenty optimism. Both clubs are facing very winnable home ties and a reminder of their home form should offer some reassurance.

Fulham are unbeaten in their last six games at Craven Cottage, winning five and drawing the other. This run has saw them average two goals a game and chalk up a fantastic five clean sheets. Bolton, their midweek opponents, have lost eight of their last nine away and have never scored more than once in that run.

So if you’re one of the 112,000 that drafted in Clint Dempsey this week, fear not. Pre-Bonus allocation, the American may have returned just two points, but this gameweek is far from finished for Fulham. The same applies to owners of Bobby Zamora, who was drafted by 72,000 managers, only to start the proceedings on the bench. Zamora did grab an assist in his 22 minute second-half cameo and today’s rest may strengthen his chances of a midweek start.

Stoke’s home form? Almost as good. Four wins and two draws in six, with three clean sheets and an average of just over two goals per game should brighten the evening of Fantasy managers frustrated after the 1-1 draw at Villa Park. Midweek opponents Wolves have picked up eight away points all season and Pulis’ side look likely to take advantage.

While Kenwyne Jones has already vindicated his selection in Big Dunc’s Spot the Differential, next Tuesday’s match offers other a second bit at the cherry for the rest of Pulis’ side. In particular, for owners of Robert Huth or Matthew Etherington-subject of 43,000 and 76,000 transfers in respectively- there’s still 90 minutes against Big Mick’s boys to go….

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  1. Cheggers
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    come on lamps

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    1. SuperMario
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      could have had 4 so far......

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  2. big oak
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    ahhhh luizzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  3. Cheggers
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    Luiz hit the bar

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  4. Egg noodle
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    Cheers Lollie Keane.

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    1. Egg noodle
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      and Lolton Lole

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      1. Egg noodle
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        and Lollie Keane again.

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  5. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Luiz almost made me jizz my fantasy pants!

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    1. SuperMario
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      your bench is sick..

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        I know. Painful Gw so far

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  6. big oak
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    ok so confirmed torres is chelsea's 3rd choice striker these days
    but dnt worry next season sturridge will be back so he'll drop to 4th choice

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  7. Boom!!!
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    chelsea are lucky to be still 1-0 up...if only west ham had decent strikers...

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  8. FPL Daniel
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    Schevenko warming

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  9. Boom!!!
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    drog off torres on!

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    1. big oak
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      id love to see chelsea picking up a penalty and torres missing it hahaha

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      1. Marknlard
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        Torres never takes penalties.

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        1. big oak
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          i know but wouldnt it be funny?

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  10. Manilaman
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    Chelsea defence is awful.

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  11. alsybach
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    Bye bye Drogba!!! ha ha you useless pile of shite!!!

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      chin up

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      1. alsybach
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        happy days I aint got him!!!

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  12. FPL Daniel
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    Damn no points for the Drogs. Benayoun and Torres partnership is what is on Carlo mind obviously.

    Will see if he can not score maybe he could swim.

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      Looks like Schevcenko will score ;(

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      1. FPL Daniel
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        hahaahah got that right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. mufc802
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    So glad I kept Lamps and didn't knee jerk and get Malouda and Drogba. 🙂

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      Lamps 2 BP, Luiz 3 BP.

      That is called not chasing last GW points mate 😉

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      1. Waldaz
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        1 for Drogs? 🙂

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    2. alsybach
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      Champs Lamps!!!!! my super cool captain.......saving the day......along with Terry and Luiz......

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  14. That's Groß
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    meireles assist? excuse me?

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    1. big oak
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      yeah it wasnt intentional but still counts

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      1. That's Groß
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        must have missed that one.

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  15. alsybach
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    TOOOOOOORESSSSSSSSSSS!

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  16. Egg noodle
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    IS THE WORLD GOING TO END?

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    1. alsybach
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      one day it will................

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        It will the week I look like getting a good score...safe for the rest of the season then...

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  17. mufc802
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    It's a miracle.

    Beautiful goal though.

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    1. Camzy
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      Yeah it was a good goal. I actually cheered/jeered when he scored, and I hate Chelsea...

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      1. JoeWasEre
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        I like the way the waterlogged pitch held the ball up for him.

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  18. JoeWasEre
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    About bloody time.

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      +1000000000

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  19. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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    Ffs

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    1. alsybach
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      you take Anelka out big boy?????

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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        Aye. I'm a ....

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        1. alsybach
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          I've known that for a long time...........

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        2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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          Pretty much need Adam to get all 6 bps

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  20. RafaMC
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    Assist for torres ???

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    1. Egg noodle
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      anelka

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  21. Spoiler
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    aha get in there.

    all torres owners rejoice its about fudging TIME!

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    1. MADE IN CHARLTON
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      +69

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  22. G0SS
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    3 bonus points for Torres?????

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    1. RafaMC
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      it wouldn't surprise me

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    2. alsybach
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      no chance!!!! Fat Frank all the way!!!

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      1. RafaMC
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        hopefully

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  23. alsybach
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    51 points..........not tooo bad after a shitty start to the day!!!!!!!

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Amazing score this week imo

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      1. alsybach
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        I hope these goals arent taking away my fat Franks bonus points!!!!!!!!!!

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        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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          51 with 3 to play. Nice week Al. Me? A week like ar$e gravy

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Malouda? Really? What a pick the awesome kalou turned out to be...

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  24. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    No Parker for the rest of the season, I hope. The team's played much better

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  25. TommyK
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    Assist for Torres goal- a puddle.

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  26. Declan
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    Lamps 3
    Torres 2
    Luiz 1

    That would do nicely

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    1. FPL Daniel
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      +1

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  27. Jas aka The age of Ozil is …
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    Malouda, Lampard

    One of these 2 is not like the other. One of these 2 plays like fat sh1t!

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  28. Jinswick
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    Oh for fu*ks sake. what a jammie assist. Obviously my main rival has Malouda.

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  29. gooner dave
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    Malouda 3-0

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    1. gooner dave
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      Torres "assist"

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  30. The3rdTurd
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    Malouda!!

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