The Knee Jerk
23 April 2011 1238 comments
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From the outset, this was always looking like a tricky double gameweek for the four teams involved and today’s results only offered confirmation. While Bolton still have their two games to go (ARS & ful), owners of Wolves players will be cursing their luck as the likes of Jamie O’Hara and Matthew Jarvis drew blanks this afternoon, allowing the unlikely duo of Karl Henry and Steven Fletcher to pick up the points, with an assist and a goal respectively in the 1-1 draw with Fulham at Molineux. Wolves next game, a trip to the Britannia to face a Stoke side in their first home game since grabbing a place in the FA Cup Final, looks a difficult fixture that hardly inspires hope.

Fantasy Owners of both Stoke and Fulham players, on the other hand, should still approach the midweek games with plenty optimism. Both clubs are facing very winnable home ties and a reminder of their home form should offer some reassurance.

Fulham are unbeaten in their last six games at Craven Cottage, winning five and drawing the other. This run has saw them average two goals a game and chalk up a fantastic five clean sheets. Bolton, their midweek opponents, have lost eight of their last nine away and have never scored more than once in that run.

So if you’re one of the 112,000 that drafted in Clint Dempsey this week, fear not. Pre-Bonus allocation, the American may have returned just two points, but this gameweek is far from finished for Fulham. The same applies to owners of Bobby Zamora, who was drafted by 72,000 managers, only to start the proceedings on the bench. Zamora did grab an assist in his 22 minute second-half cameo and today’s rest may strengthen his chances of a midweek start.

Stoke’s home form? Almost as good. Four wins and two draws in six, with three clean sheets and an average of just over two goals per game should brighten the evening of Fantasy managers frustrated after the 1-1 draw at Villa Park. Midweek opponents Wolves have picked up eight away points all season and Pulis’ side look likely to take advantage.

While Kenwyne Jones has already vindicated his selection in Big Dunc’s Spot the Differential, next Tuesday’s match offers other a second bit at the cherry for the rest of Pulis’ side. In particular, for owners of Robert Huth or Matthew Etherington-subject of 43,000 and 76,000 transfers in respectively- there’s still 90 minutes against Big Mick’s boys to go….

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  1. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Torres assist. 🙂

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  2. Boom!!!
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    TORRES ASSIST MALOUDA GOAL!

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  3. TommyK
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    And Malouda scores. I HATE THIS GAMEWEEK!

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  4. Mulder
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    I NEVER LOST FAITH TORRES!

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    1. MADE IN CHARLTON
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      +1

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  5. Darv
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    YESSSSSSSSS i got in Malouda for Nani this week. I'll that that 😉

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    1. Villan14
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      i did that the last week 🙂

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  6. wozza
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Seeing some pace from Torres today. Good for him, this should settle him somewhat. Next season is going to be very interesting

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    1. Locarno
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      Don't care what the haters say on here, but that was a quality 15-minute cameo.

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      1. jamsiep
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        +1

        I bet rival fans are absolutely shitting themselves about the prospect of a fully fit Torres playing for Chelsea next season.

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        1. bobn
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          not really tbh

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      2. mr messi
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        +1

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      3. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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        All the haters are probably crying because they are so upset that they can no longer can any amusement out of him.

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        1. bobn
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          one goal in 14 games.

          roaring success.

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          1. Stat virgin
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            Yeah.. against a beaten, bottom of the table West Ham missing their entire spine

            Glad he scored though, if only just to stop all the shit jokes!

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            1. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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              Exactly the amount of rubbish that is written about him will hopefully stop.

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              1. andy85wsm
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                Give it a rest. You act like you wouldn't be the same if it wasn't a Chelsea player. I bet you've given plenty of sh*t to Rooney for most of the season

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        2. andy85wsm
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          Jesus, I wouldn't go that far.

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      4. JoeWasEre
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        He's been very unlucky in the last few games; played pretty well; taking people on; hitting post and bar. Hopefully he'll be back 'cos the league is better with him on top form.

        Been funny 'cos of the £50M price tag though. Bit like Berbatov. Took too long to get going and scoring.

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  7. Torres76
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Cue Torres Bandwagon!

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  8. mufc802
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    Torres better not get Bps

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    1. The Bandit
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      3 for certain

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  9. FPL Daniel
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    Hi5 to the lad that captained Schevcenko!!!

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    1. ozone
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      That was me, cheers

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  10. jamsiep
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    BPs?

    Lampard, Torres, Luiz?

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    1. Declan
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      That will do nicely!

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
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        Lampard 3
        Malouda 2
        Torres 1

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  11. The Bandit
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    11pts for Torres! 😯

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  12. Declan
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    Fernando Torres Chelsea's No.9!

    Torres 3
    Lamps 2
    Luiz 1

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    1. The Bandit
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      This, or DRog 1

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  13. Hated, Adored but never Ign…
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Chelsea's No.9!!!

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  14. Gold Monster
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Right, just need some baps now....

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  15. For Fuchs Sake
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    BPs predictions?

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    1. Declan
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      Torres 3
      Lamps 2
      Luiz 1

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    2. Locarno
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      Malouda 3
      Luiz 2
      Torres 1

      I may be a bit biased. 🙂

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  16. Epic Fail
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    A Decent 15 minute game for Torres and all of a sudden all his previous woeful play is forgotten.

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    1. andy85wsm
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      Indeed.

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  17. arsms
    • 16 Years
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    Guess who I sold for drogba this week 🙁

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    1. Locarno
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Spud?

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  18. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    no one standing out for baps. those who stood out a bit more than the others though:
    malouda 3
    cashley 2
    luiz 1
    even lampard owners will surely admit he was 1 touch away froma 3 point pile of wank

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    1. The Bandit
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      3 for Torres, and rightly so!

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    2. jamsiep
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      He was also one touch away from another goal, and 3 inevitable BPs. I think he'll get something, his ball retention was good in the second half.

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    3. Boom!!!
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      i hope cashley or cech get 1 or 2 bonus points for their first half performances 🙁

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    4. bunk_medal
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      Lampard's an absolute shoe-in for bonus points, unfortunately. Would guess him, Malouda and Luiz.

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      1. applebonkers
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        maybe swap him and cashley. i think malouda's stats will be bonus worthy even if i don't agree that lots of shots and crosses should get you baps if they are all misses

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  19. jamsiep
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    One of my Player Manager teams has had a serious week:

    Reina - CS
    Ivanovic - CS
    Walker - assist
    Evra - bah!
    VDV - assist
    Adam - assist
    Henry - assist
    Fabregas - N/A
    Torres - goal and assist
    Gyan - goal
    Bent - goal

    8)

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    1. gooner dave
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Nice.

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      1. jamsiep
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        I did have 13 teams, so I'd have expected for at least one of them to have had a good week!!

        Virtually every team has Walker, Ivanovic, Torres, Gyan and Bent so I could be in for some decent wonga. 😉

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    2. Declan
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      casual

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  20. Bolt-on
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Guys any idea when the other games bps are revealed?

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    1. Kevin
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Yeah whats up with that they are usually out by now arent thye

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        The last game has literally just finished. 😐

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      2. Bolt-on
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah dying to go to bed 4:30am and up waiting - my body sayn why are you still up - my head says don't even think about until those bps are in!

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        1. Marknlard
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          The baps are generally not that exciting, certainly not worth staying up all night for.

          They'll still be there in the morning!

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      At some point.

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  21. Declan
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Goodbye Nando, Hello Mario 😀

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  22. EGIAL10
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    The week i take him out he breaks his drought. Typical.

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  23. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Foster-0, Luiz-1, Terry-0, VDV-1, Adam-3, Etherington-0, A Young-0, Zamora-0.

    Fair? Either way, it's not looking great...

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  24. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    did malouda score?? please thell me thats an fpl error....

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    1. jamsiep
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Scored right at the end of injury time. 😉

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    2. Boom!!!
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      😆

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    3. andy85wsm
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Yup scored the third

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    4. gooner dave
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Nah he scored rbj, and Torres assisted him.

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    5. The Bandit
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Sure did, don't tell me, your rival has him coming off his bench!

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  25. Declan
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    53 plus BAPS with Sturridge and RVP to play, 4-3 Arsenal would be nice!

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  26. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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    oh my god, it was a goal for malouda.

    i cant get a break, the c*nt had malouda. Im deleting my team.

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    1. Declan
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      atleast munster are winning 😀

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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        BIGGGG double bath -2 and munster +5, so im happy with that 🙂 bath won by 30, munster doin well too

        my emotions are easily compartmentalised 😀

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        1. Declan
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          show us the link, so we can see ure bitter rival...

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    2. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      What exactly is so offensive about this rival having Malouda, in one of Chelsea's easiest games of the season? You seriously need to get a grip.

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        It wasnt offensive him having him, it was oprety painful him scoring though when i finally got some lampard change.

        i sincerely hope you get hit by a car, Hard...whoever you are ye c.unt.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Jeezas that's not on. 😕

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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            nope it is, i REALLY do hope it. Im actually hoping it right now. WIlling it, with my every cell. Im sick of the c'unt. Honestly , HOPING he's levelled by a speeding volvo.....with bullbars.

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              For fecks sake. Get a grip.

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              1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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                14 years, 7 months ago

                of the steering wheel? But im not silly enough to ACTUALLY drive the car. Im hoping for an accident.

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          2. jamsiep
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            I'm deeply hurt. The moderators will have to hear about this.

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            1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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              noone wants to hear about whatever youre slotting up your shitepipe

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    3. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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      i just cant believe that. I really cannot believe it.

      I cant believe it,. The bastard had malouda, and i had made a BIT of ground even with coleman and odem off his bench.

      I cant delete my team cos im hosting the league too.

      Never, ever playing this game again, 5 years of it is enough.

      For all you that loathe me or love me, savour my billious rants, cos in 4 weeks, for the better, they will be no more.

      And i couldnt give a flying f.uck whether you give a f.uck or not.

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      1. andy85wsm
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Laters

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      2. jamsiep
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        This is about the 15th time you've promised to give up, yet you keep coming back, and you keep doing as badly as usual.

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        1. andy85wsm
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          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Perhaps he's finally running out of toys to chuck out the pram

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          1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            they were all taken from me 😀

            sure none of the old crew are around anyway, yis are all less than one year blow in morlocks anyway.

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      3. alsybach
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        nobody loves you.

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          you sisiter does, no matter how much i leave her walking like a sick cowboy every weekend

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          good pic 😀

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      4. Syd.
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        Always look on the bright side of life...

        Da.. da. Da.. da.. Da da da da da........

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      5. Manilaman
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        Thank f.uck for that, bye 😉

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          dont forget, i said 4 weeks you muppet

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  27. halnone
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    35 points with 6 to play... thats really bad.

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    1. Syd.
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      Will be about average

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    2. Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      its not that bad. above average i'd say.

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    3. Epic Fail
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      Yeah it's terrible. You may as well end it all now.

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  28. FBA
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    I'd say

    Cole 3
    Lamps 2
    Luiz 1

    Maybe some for Torres, who knows.

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  29. Baines on Toast...
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Turns out this wasn't such a bad week after all thanks to Maluiz, just annoyed I benched Adam!

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  30. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    I told everyone to get on Torres this week for an anytime goal scorer... I hope that uyou all took my free advice 😉

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    1. FBA
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      I had a quid on him for next scorer at 6/1 when he came on. If only I'd put more on eh.

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