[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
14 May 2011 1234 comments
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While both halves of Manchester spark open the champagne this evening and revel in their respective clubs’ new silverware, those teams ensconced in the battle at the foot of the table can only grin and bear it as the tension was racked up another notch today.

When a team’s Premier League existence is on the line, this time of the season produces some extraordinarily gutsy performances from those threatened with the drop and there‘s always one or two Fantasy Bargains to be had near the bottom. This afternoon, Wolves and Blackpool grabbed the goals and three vital Premier League points apiece, meaning both clubs enter Gameweek 38 with their survival still intact.

Blackpool scaled the heights of their gameweek 1 performance, scoring four for the first time since that opening day of the season in an incredible 4-3 victory over Bolton. The Seasiders’ last home game of this campaign saw DJ Campbell grab 13 FPL Points and Charlie Adam (picking up his first Bonus Points in seven games) returning 12, with an away trip to Old Trafford left of their season. If Ian Holloway’s side are ultimately relegated, they at least have given the home supporters a parting gift to remember.

Wolves chose today to record their first back-to-back league wins of the season with a 3-1 win at Sunderland; Steven Fletcher scored for the fifth time in five games, whilst midfielders Jamie O’Hara, Matt Jarvis and Stephen Hunt all picked up an assist each to reward Fantasy Owners ahead of their home game with Blackburn next week.

The onus now switches to Birmingham, Wigan and West Ham tomorrow. Will it be Sebastian Larsson or Cameron Jerome, Charles N’Zogbia or Hugo Rodallega, or maybe one of either Thomas Hitzlsperger and Demba Ba who will have their day in the sun?

There’s many permutations to consider, but of all those teams involved in the scrap, it’s West Ham who are on the brink; they now need to win both remaining games and hope Birmingham lose their last two to stand any chance of survival. Even if Big Eck’s side are defeated, anything other than a Hammers win at Wigan tomorrow and they’ll be playing Championship football next season.

Regardless of tomorrow’s results, there’s going to be plenty uncertainty surrounding the relegation places and a chance for big performances all over again in Gameweek 38. Great for Fantasy potential, terrible on the nerves of the real-life fan. Bring on next Sunday.

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  1. Nomar
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Wife is watching that Eurovision crap now. Worse still she feels the need to constantly talk to me about each damn song. She actually scores them individually!

    I'm desperately trying to find housework to do to avoid this cack, that's how bad it is!

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Send her round mine, love it! 😳

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      1. Nomar
        • 16 Years
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        Only if you promise to keep her!

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        1. THE Wild Rover
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          Pic?

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          1. Nomar
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            I'd have to show you one from about 20 years ago. She was quite hot then.

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  2. SuperDorrans
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    I've just sold jeans on Ebay, but don't know how the f*ck to send them. Obviously I have to go to the post office or whatever, will they package them up for me?

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Wear them, run to his house then run back in your nix!
      😀

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    2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      lol at both those responses

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      leave them outside, if it's meant to be they'll get there

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      1. SuperDorrans
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Haha, seriously. I don't what the f*ck to do!

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        1. The Gambler.
          • 16 Years
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          seriously? take them to whsmiths, buy a jiffy bag to suit, then stand in queue at post office with pensioners and the unemployed!

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        2. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          just ask at the post office. they'll show you the best package for them.
          ...make sure you bring a spare pair of trousers for the walk home 😉

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          1. SuperDorrans
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            Cheers!

            Haha, did I mention the t-shirt, boxers and socks I'm sending to? Do they have changing rooms at post offices? 🙂

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    4. THE Wild Rover
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Wrap them in a plain carrier bag with brown packing tape. Write his address on the bad with a PERMANENT marker and take it to the PO. They will do the rest, but take some money, they won't pay! 🙂

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      1. THE Wild Rover
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        *bag

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    5. Bubbles
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I don't know why, but I found that post incredibly funny.

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    6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      i don't understand the question

      jeans in a plastic bag wrapped in brown paper, tape up with parcel tape

      are you simple?

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  3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    what the f&ck am i watching here...

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  4. A-Team
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Looks like I'll be chasing a 30+ point lead in the final gameweek. Think I'll be gambling on bringing in a differential defender who could score big. Currently thinking along the lines of Ward/Huth/Elmo. Any other suggestions? The riskier the better :D.

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    1. Nomar
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Not now son, they're watching Eurovision.

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    2. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Boselli(C) 🙂

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    3. SuperDorrans
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      Evatt, goal and a clean sheet I reckon.

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  5. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    C'mon Benfica!!

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  6. Blue Teets
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    It's basic survival not to wear any football shirt on a night out, but I've got my '19' shirt and we doin it big tonight..

    If you don't hear from me again, I've either been stabbed by some city twat, or finally gave in to the jailbait offering to suck me off to get into the club. Odds even.

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    1. Bubbles
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      I'll have £20 on stabbed, please.

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    2. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Canal Street club 🙂

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      1. Blue Teets
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        A canal street stabbing is something very different to what I was thinking....

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        1. Sim Simma
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          You not from manchester then .. same as all Utd fans 🙂

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          1. Blue Teets
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            No I'm from Salford. Same as 95% of United fans.

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            1. Shakey
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              Didn't know there was a Salford in China.

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
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                Or London

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    3. jamsiep
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      lol at 'jailbait'

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        or not?

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          yeah never heard that one before

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      are you a doorman?

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      1. Blue Teets
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Nah I know a lot of door lads, they'll let me and some slag in

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Are you Cary Grant? Such charm and sophistication.

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          1. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            He's got more class than a 1980's labour conference ATB! 😛

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            1. Blue Teets
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              Meh...

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          i hope you do get stabbed

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          1. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            bit harsh?

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 3 months ago

              in hindsight

              just punched then

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              1. GREENDREAMS11
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                abu, you got a bit extreme these days.

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                1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 3 months ago

                  abu hamza has done worse things than wish someone stabbed i would guess

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                  1. GREENDREAMS11
                    • 16 Years
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                    lol.

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                  2. TommyK
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
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                    Yeah, he TOTALLY stole captain hook's look. Crime against fashion!

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              2. Blue Teets
                • 17 Years
                15 years, 3 months ago

                A punch is guaranteed.

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    5. Shakey
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      Candid insight to what goes on in the north.

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    6. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      i have to pay to get into clubs. not fair

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        It's your fault for not being jailbat. Apparently.

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
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          *jailbait

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        2. applebonkers
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          my jail bait years are over i think since i turned 20 sold my wig 🙁

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            15 years, 3 months ago

            i'm at that age when i look a girl, think she's fit, then have no idea if she is even old enough for me to f&ck her legally

            sad times

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  7. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Fook me...

    Andy Murray has won a SET against Djokvic

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      serb and volley

      there's the pun. someone please creatively put it into a relevant sentence for me, i'll take an assist

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Can't be fooked AB- I'll do another pass in the 6-yard box a la Arsenal..... 😉

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  8. Snooze ya lose
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    What

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    1. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Has hell frozen over ?

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  9. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    YYYYEEESS!! Come on Benfica, one more now!!

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  10. The Gambler.
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    I know its early but captains choice next week is a tricky one............

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      +1 no one standing out. the liverpool duo of kuyt and suarez, rvp (hope fulham have a game like v liverpool the other day), nani, berbatov or another crack with vdv?

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    2. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Berbatoffee

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    3. SuperDorrans
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Van Persie for me.

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  11. Snooze ya lose
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    What are the chances of one of silva, yaya or a young getting benched this week? Rooney is my first sub!!!

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  12. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    foof fighters at carlisle, here to save me from eurovision

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  13. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Eurovision is pants. I don't know why i bother
    Time to watch the Sopranos

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      The only excuse for watching this turgid muck is a bossy missus. Horrific. It's her birthday tomoz though, so letting her watch this is her present.
      I'm nice like that, she's a lucky lady.

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  14. SuperDorrans
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    15 years, 3 months ago

    LEGEND!

    http://www.wba.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/c0/99/0,,10366~9673152,00.jpg

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  15. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    lee from blue is the most famous person i've seen at heathrow. fair to say i haven't been too lucky over the years

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      You really haven't.

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    2. Shakey
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      I sat a couple of seats away from Nigel Worthington on a flight from London to Belfast once.

      Northern Irish FA really push the boat out with their travel budget.

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      1. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Thats cuz we are skint...

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    3. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      I once saw Bon Jovi at the red light district in Amsterdam...

      I was there sight seeing... 😕

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    4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      I don't think I've ever seen anyone famous at the airport.

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        I had a pint with Packie Bonner once.
        I'm a hob nobber*.

        *as in mixing with the famous, not the rude thing you were thinking of you rotten scamp.

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          😆 Nice!

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        2. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Had a few pints with Paul Elliot (Ex Celtic and Chelsea) after mty Christmas night out few years back and i'm a diehard Rangers fan lol.

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      2. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        i was at a wedding with emma ledden..dont know if ye recall her ex mtv presenter bout 10 years back

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    5. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      i was on pete doherty's tour bus backstage at leeds fest in 2005

      watching him snorth heroin off a table was a highlight

      then he got paranoid, thought my girlfriend and i were journalists from the mirror and threw us off the bus

      genunie story

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  16. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      That directed at anyone in particular?

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Everyone in the UK. How dare you mock the pretigous eurovision contest with that act?!

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Can't believe you dare say that as a citizen of Ireland! 😛

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    2. Syd.
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      Why?

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 17 Years
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        Touché

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  17. MTPockets
    15 years, 3 months ago

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/bigweekend/2011/
    foo fighters live

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  18. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Germany looks tasty 😯

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Beware of the Eurovision lasses, remember the Israeli one?

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      1. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        She had some balls for what she did...

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      2. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        She turn out to be a lad or something?

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        1. Syd.
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          A Tranny or sex change thing

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            Like Torres, only more masculine.

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
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              lolz

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            2. THE Wild Rover
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 3 months ago

              I'd take my chances with this one! 😉

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    2. THE Wild Rover
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Gets my vote! 😀

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  19. shiffo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    So.. what to do with Rooney and Nani? Rooney almost certain not to play, right? but Nani?

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    1. THE Wild Rover
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Is that the Latvian entry?

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      1. pieces
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Post pics I don't know how to do that one!! 😀

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        1. THE Wild Rover
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Needs a couple of mates!

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    2. THE Wild Rover
      • 16 Years
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      Both too risky imo

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      1. pieces
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        The rooney nani 2some or the Latvian entry???

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  20. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    the sheen story gets more absurd!

    http://www.nme.com/news/snoop-dogg/56583

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  21. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone ever have trouble with an adware called "onestep.b"?

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    1. 4vets
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Get Malwarebytes. It sorts most probs.

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      1. 4vets
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        It's free... google it.

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          yeah, just downloaded it thanx

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          1. jamsiep
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            How's the revision?

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 3 months ago

              Not going well 🙁

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              1. TommyK
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 3 months ago

                and not helped by the fact that I've been trying to get rid of a virus on my computer for the past 45 minutes..... 🙁

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                1. TorresMagic™
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • Has Moderation Rights
                  • 17 Years
                  15 years, 3 months ago

                  Porn Alert!

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                  1. Attila the Bum
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 3 months ago

                    😆

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                  2. TommyK
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 3 months ago

                    I think I got it from dodgily downloading tv series, but could probably be either in fairness 😛

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          2. pieces
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            If that doesn't work go on their forum and post your problem in the "Malware removal - Hijack this logs". Within 48 hrs some incredibly helpful person will reply and give you instructions how to clean it up properly. I had some naaasty virus with bits falling off and they sorted me out.

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  22. Long ago I drew a walrus
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    eurovision fever? bah, bed for me.

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Jedward (c)

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      1. 4vets
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        Heh... it was either 0 or 10... still undecided but it got a 0 from me in the family poll.

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          It's all horrific. However it's in the bank to be used as collateral to be able to watch the Champions League Final.

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    2. 4vets
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      15 years, 3 months ago

      Just brought the laptop into the living room. Wife and child are making me score each aweful song... 0, 0, 0... I don't know if they've recognised the pattern yet 😉

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        Why have you got a dildo as a gravatar? Pretty strange choice.

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          +1- maybe he thought this was http://www.fantasyfootballsex.co.uk ?

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        2. GREENDREAMS11
          • 16 Years
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          lol, i hadn't really noticed it, its been one of those days. Dan posted a wiki link to a double ended dildo earlier.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            wiki tells us you have 3 main choices... vag-anal, anal-anal, or vag-vag

            happy days

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        3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          i asked the same thing the other day and got told it was a sausage

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          1. 4vets
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            15 years, 3 months ago

            It was a sausage!!! It's just your filthy minds.

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          2. Optimus.
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            look like a tampon someone used stuck up there ass for a bad dose of the skits

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        4. 4vets
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          You b&stard! That was said about my last sausage grav. Now I have a salami and this perverseness still persists! You're all sick!

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            Use this sausage pic, couldnt possibly be mistaken for anything else
            http://www.steadmans-butchers.co.uk/images/cps.jpg

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            1. 4vets
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              That's hilarious! LOL, literally.

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              1. GREENDREAMS11
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                15 years, 3 months ago

                thats a shite pic.

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              2. pieces
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 3 months ago

                That is 1 large curly wurly

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                1. pieces
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 3 months ago

                  reply to ATB

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            2. GREENDREAMS11
              • 16 Years
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              lol

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          2. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
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            I'll never look at salami in the same way again......

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            1. 4vets
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              Well, they could be multi-functional, depending who you're with.

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              1. pieces
                • 16 Years
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                Now your grav looks like a frigging tapeworm.

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                1. GREENDREAMS11
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 3 months ago

                  lol,

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              2. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
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                LOVE IT! ....the grav that is.

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  23. Button Phobic
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    Is the general feeling Nani wont play next week?

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    1. Syd.
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      He won't

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      1. Button Phobic
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        Gonna get rid of him then in my Teleg game. Do you reckon Nzog or Maxi will score/assist more over next two games?

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      2. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        gidson fdw

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        1. Optimus.
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          *ftw

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      3. 4vets
        • 16 Years
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        +1

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  24. GREENDREAMS11
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    all this talk about giving someone a good porking with yer beef.

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    1. pieces
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      Lol and yes I know its a duplicate comment but I like to laugh a lot and repeat myself - bloody moderating computer b@stard

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  25. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone else watching the Tennis???
    What a match

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    1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Amazing, Murray serving for match

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      1. THE Wild Rover
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        You should know better...

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Tennis is gay, we're all watching Eurovision. 🙂

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      1. Button Phobic
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        +1

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      2. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        lol

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      3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        fck that

        foo fighters for me

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        1. Shakey
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          +1

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      4. Waldaz
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        I switched on the tv to see some football highlights and realised that this c*ap is on italian tv too 😐

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  26. alsybach
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Thats it.........Spain gets my vote........MMMWWWAAAAAARR!!!!

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    1. 4vets
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Moldova or whoever it was in the hats... marvelous!

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      1. alsybach
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        bring back Bucks Fizz........or Dana Internetional.......or even CLIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!........this lot are shiiiiiiite!!

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        1. 4vets
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          You expected anything different? I'm watching this due to son and wife relations. What's your excuse? 😉

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          1. alsybach
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            I watch it every year.......love the voting!!!!

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            1. 4vets
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 3 months ago

              I can't wait. It's the best part... the tension!

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      I see your shitters got another kicking today. Lucky you're staying up.

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      1. alsybach
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        we have gone a bit shit......I will give you that.....its because Steve Bruce is a mag at heart.......

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Special Agent Steve. 🙂
          To be fair we're going to get a kicking tomorrow. Missing Tiote and Nolan so I'm not too hopeful.

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          1. alsybach
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            I have just got rid of that little shitbag Joey Barton (replaced him with Charlie Adam!!!)so I expect him to get his hattrick tomorrow.......

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 3 months ago

              I hope he does 😛

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    3. THE Wild Rover
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      You missed Germany?

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        She was pretty nice. Ukraine would do too.

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        1. GREENDREAMS11
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          good call tilla was thinkin the same.

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        2. alsybach
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Ja stimmt die Deutsche Frau war sehr geil.......sie konnte es haben!!!!!

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          1. gooner dave
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            Gut gesagt.

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  27. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    just saw kuszczak performance there in highlights show omg

    how is he a 2nd string keeper in this league let alone 2nd string for utd
    awful

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    1. Shakey
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      Lord Ferg obviously doesn't think much of that Lindegaard fella if Kuszczack keeps getting the nod when VDS is putting his feet up.

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      1. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        if hes a prem league keepers thers hope for us all

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        1. Shakey
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Morris Dancing Manuel has made a living that way for far too long too.

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        2. 4vets
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Unfortunately not for me.

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      2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        I may be wrong but I don't think Lindegaard is in the 25 man squad.

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Isn't he under 21?

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            Nope he's 26 (I think)

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          2. Shakey
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            Nope he's 27, and his middle name is Rosenkrantz.

            I wonder if Lord Ferg plans to buy Guildenstern as VDS' replacement in the summer.

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 3 months ago

              Wow I thought he was a prospect for the future! What have they got him for then?

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              1. Shakey
                • 17 Years
                15 years, 3 months ago

                Can probably warm a bench just by looking at it.

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        2. PFOR
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          Nah I think he is.

          Kuzcack will go to WBA or someone and be good next year, like Foster, Howard etc.

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 3 months ago

            He hasn't played in the PL all season...

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  28. Holy See
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Ah Jayz Andy

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    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      you can't buy them in a shop

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  29. GREENDREAMS11
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    that gravatar is a bit much stevvi

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    1. 4vets
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      I'm now being victimised! Moderators... please stop this sausage hate NOW!

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 3 months ago

        that's a mighty fine cumberland right there

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        1. 4vets
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 3 months ago

          I don't like to boast. I'm more worried by GreenDreams11's... errmm... concoction.

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  30. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 3 months ago

    LMAO at the question on the million pound drop...

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    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 3 months ago

      How can people go on there without knowing today's news stories??? Have they never watched it before...? Deserve to lose

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