The Knee Jerk
14 May 2011 1234 comments
Paul Paul
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While both halves of Manchester spark open the champagne this evening and revel in their respective clubs’ new silverware, those teams ensconced in the battle at the foot of the table can only grin and bear it as the tension was racked up another notch today.

When a team’s Premier League existence is on the line, this time of the season produces some extraordinarily gutsy performances from those threatened with the drop and there‘s always one or two Fantasy Bargains to be had near the bottom. This afternoon, Wolves and Blackpool grabbed the goals and three vital Premier League points apiece, meaning both clubs enter Gameweek 38 with their survival still intact.

Blackpool scaled the heights of their gameweek 1 performance, scoring four for the first time since that opening day of the season in an incredible 4-3 victory over Bolton. The Seasiders’ last home game of this campaign saw DJ Campbell grab 13 FPL Points and Charlie Adam (picking up his first Bonus Points in seven games) returning 12, with an away trip to Old Trafford left of their season. If Ian Holloway’s side are ultimately relegated, they at least have given the home supporters a parting gift to remember.

Wolves chose today to record their first back-to-back league wins of the season with a 3-1 win at Sunderland; Steven Fletcher scored for the fifth time in five games, whilst midfielders Jamie O’Hara, Matt Jarvis and Stephen Hunt all picked up an assist each to reward Fantasy Owners ahead of their home game with Blackburn next week.

The onus now switches to Birmingham, Wigan and West Ham tomorrow. Will it be Sebastian Larsson or Cameron Jerome, Charles N’Zogbia or Hugo Rodallega, or maybe one of either Thomas Hitzlsperger and Demba Ba who will have their day in the sun?

There’s many permutations to consider, but of all those teams involved in the scrap, it’s West Ham who are on the brink; they now need to win both remaining games and hope Birmingham lose their last two to stand any chance of survival. Even if Big Eck’s side are defeated, anything other than a Hammers win at Wigan tomorrow and they’ll be playing Championship football next season.

Regardless of tomorrow’s results, there’s going to be plenty uncertainty surrounding the relegation places and a chance for big performances all over again in Gameweek 38. Great for Fantasy potential, terrible on the nerves of the real-life fan. Bring on next Sunday.

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  1. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Wife is watching that Eurovision crap now. Worse still she feels the need to constantly talk to me about each damn song. She actually scores them individually!

    I'm desperately trying to find housework to do to avoid this cack, that's how bad it is!

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    1. The Bandit
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      Send her round mine, love it! 😳

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      1. Nomar
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        Only if you promise to keep her!

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        1. The Bandit
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          Pic?

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          1. Nomar
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            I'd have to show you one from about 20 years ago. She was quite hot then.

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  2. SuperDorrans
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    I've just sold jeans on Ebay, but don't know how the f*ck to send them. Obviously I have to go to the post office or whatever, will they package them up for me?

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    1. The Bandit
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      Wear them, run to his house then run back in your nix!
      😀

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    2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
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      lol at both those responses

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    3. applebonkers
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      leave them outside, if it's meant to be they'll get there

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      1. SuperDorrans
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        Haha, seriously. I don't what the f*ck to do!

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        1. The Gambler.
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          seriously? take them to whsmiths, buy a jiffy bag to suit, then stand in queue at post office with pensioners and the unemployed!

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        2. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
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          just ask at the post office. they'll show you the best package for them.
          ...make sure you bring a spare pair of trousers for the walk home 😉

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          1. SuperDorrans
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            Cheers!

            Haha, did I mention the t-shirt, boxers and socks I'm sending to? Do they have changing rooms at post offices? 🙂

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    4. The Bandit
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      Wrap them in a plain carrier bag with brown packing tape. Write his address on the bad with a PERMANENT marker and take it to the PO. They will do the rest, but take some money, they won't pay! 🙂

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      1. The Bandit
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        *bag

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    5. Bubbles
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      I don't know why, but I found that post incredibly funny.

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    6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i don't understand the question

      jeans in a plastic bag wrapped in brown paper, tape up with parcel tape

      are you simple?

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  3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    what the f&ck am i watching here...

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  4. A-Team
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    Looks like I'll be chasing a 30+ point lead in the final gameweek. Think I'll be gambling on bringing in a differential defender who could score big. Currently thinking along the lines of Ward/Huth/Elmo. Any other suggestions? The riskier the better :D.

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Not now son, they're watching Eurovision.

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    2. Sim Simma
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      Boselli(C) 🙂

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    3. SuperDorrans
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      Evatt, goal and a clean sheet I reckon.

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  5. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    C'mon Benfica!!

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  6. Blue Teets
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    It's basic survival not to wear any football shirt on a night out, but I've got my '19' shirt and we doin it big tonight..

    If you don't hear from me again, I've either been stabbed by some city twat, or finally gave in to the jailbait offering to suck me off to get into the club. Odds even.

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    1. Bubbles
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      I'll have £20 on stabbed, please.

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    2. Sim Simma
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      Canal Street club 🙂

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      1. Blue Teets
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        A canal street stabbing is something very different to what I was thinking....

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        1. Sim Simma
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          You not from manchester then .. same as all Utd fans 🙂

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          1. Blue Teets
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            No I'm from Salford. Same as 95% of United fans.

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            1. Shakey
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              Didn't know there was a Salford in China.

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                Or London

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    3. jamsiep
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      lol at 'jailbait'

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      1. TommyK
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        or not?

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          yeah never heard that one before

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    4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      are you a doorman?

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      1. Blue Teets
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        Nah I know a lot of door lads, they'll let me and some slag in

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Are you Cary Grant? Such charm and sophistication.

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          1. TommyK
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            He's got more class than a 1980's labour conference ATB! 😛

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            1. Blue Teets
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              Meh...

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          i hope you do get stabbed

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          1. TommyK
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            bit harsh?

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              in hindsight

              just punched then

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              1. GREENDREAMS11
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                abu, you got a bit extreme these days.

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                1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                  abu hamza has done worse things than wish someone stabbed i would guess

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                  1. GREENDREAMS11
                    • 16 Years
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                    lol.

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                  2. TommyK
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                    Yeah, he TOTALLY stole captain hook's look. Crime against fashion!

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              2. Blue Teets
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                A punch is guaranteed.

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    5. Shakey
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      Candid insight to what goes on in the north.

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    6. applebonkers
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      i have to pay to get into clubs. not fair

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      1. TommyK
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        • 16 Years
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        It's your fault for not being jailbat. Apparently.

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        1. TommyK
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          • 16 Years
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          *jailbait

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        2. applebonkers
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          my jail bait years are over i think since i turned 20 sold my wig 🙁

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            i'm at that age when i look a girl, think she's fit, then have no idea if she is even old enough for me to f&ck her legally

            sad times

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  7. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Fook me...

    Andy Murray has won a SET against Djokvic

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      serb and volley

      there's the pun. someone please creatively put it into a relevant sentence for me, i'll take an assist

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      1. TommyK
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Can't be fooked AB- I'll do another pass in the 6-yard box a la Arsenal..... 😉

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  8. Snooze ya lose
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    • 16 Years
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    What

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    1. Sim Simma
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      Has hell frozen over ?

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  9. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    YYYYEEESS!! Come on Benfica, one more now!!

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  10. The Gambler.
    • 16 Years
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    I know its early but captains choice next week is a tricky one............

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
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      +1 no one standing out. the liverpool duo of kuyt and suarez, rvp (hope fulham have a game like v liverpool the other day), nani, berbatov or another crack with vdv?

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    2. TommyK
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      Berbatoffee

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    3. SuperDorrans
      • 16 Years
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      Van Persie for me.

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  11. Snooze ya lose
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    What are the chances of one of silva, yaya or a young getting benched this week? Rooney is my first sub!!!

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  12. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    foof fighters at carlisle, here to save me from eurovision

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  13. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
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    Eurovision is pants. I don't know why i bother
    Time to watch the Sopranos

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      The only excuse for watching this turgid muck is a bossy missus. Horrific. It's her birthday tomoz though, so letting her watch this is her present.
      I'm nice like that, she's a lucky lady.

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  14. SuperDorrans
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    LEGEND!

    http://www.wba.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/c0/99/0,,10366~9673152,00.jpg

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  15. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    lee from blue is the most famous person i've seen at heathrow. fair to say i haven't been too lucky over the years

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    1. TommyK
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      You really haven't.

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    2. Shakey
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      I sat a couple of seats away from Nigel Worthington on a flight from London to Belfast once.

      Northern Irish FA really push the boat out with their travel budget.

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      1. Syd.
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        Thats cuz we are skint...

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    3. Syd.
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      I once saw Bon Jovi at the red light district in Amsterdam...

      I was there sight seeing... 😕

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    4. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      I don't think I've ever seen anyone famous at the airport.

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
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        I had a pint with Packie Bonner once.
        I'm a hob nobber*.

        *as in mixing with the famous, not the rude thing you were thinking of you rotten scamp.

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        1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          😆 Nice!

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        2. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Had a few pints with Paul Elliot (Ex Celtic and Chelsea) after mty Christmas night out few years back and i'm a diehard Rangers fan lol.

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        i was at a wedding with emma ledden..dont know if ye recall her ex mtv presenter bout 10 years back

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    5. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      i was on pete doherty's tour bus backstage at leeds fest in 2005

      watching him snorth heroin off a table was a highlight

      then he got paranoid, thought my girlfriend and i were journalists from the mirror and threw us off the bus

      genunie story

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  16. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      That directed at anyone in particular?

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
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        Everyone in the UK. How dare you mock the pretigous eurovision contest with that act?!

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        1. TommyK
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          Can't believe you dare say that as a citizen of Ireland! 😛

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    2. Syd.
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      Why?

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Touché

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  17. MTPockets
      14 years, 7 months ago

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/bigweekend/2011/
      foo fighters live

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    • Syd.
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      Germany looks tasty 😯

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Beware of the Eurovision lasses, remember the Israeli one?

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        1. Syd.
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          She had some balls for what she did...

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        2. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          She turn out to be a lad or something?

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          1. Syd.
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            A Tranny or sex change thing

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              Like Torres, only more masculine.

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              1. TommyK
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                lolz

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              2. The Bandit
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                I'd take my chances with this one! 😉

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      2. The Bandit
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        Gets my vote! 😀

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    • shiffo
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      So.. what to do with Rooney and Nani? Rooney almost certain not to play, right? but Nani?

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      1. The Bandit
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        Is that the Latvian entry?

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        1. pieces
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          Post pics I don't know how to do that one!! 😀

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          1. The Bandit
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            Needs a couple of mates!

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      2. The Bandit
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        Both too risky imo

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        1. pieces
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          The rooney nani 2some or the Latvian entry???

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    • disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      the sheen story gets more absurd!

      http://www.nme.com/news/snoop-dogg/56583

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    • TommyK
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      • 16 Years
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      Anyone ever have trouble with an adware called "onestep.b"?

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      1. 4vets
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        Get Malwarebytes. It sorts most probs.

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        1. 4vets
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          It's free... google it.

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          1. TommyK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            yeah, just downloaded it thanx

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            1. jamsiep
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              How's the revision?

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              1. TommyK
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                Not going well 🙁

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                1. TommyK
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                  and not helped by the fact that I've been trying to get rid of a virus on my computer for the past 45 minutes..... 🙁

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                  1. TorresMagic™
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                    Porn Alert!

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                    1. Attila the Bum
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                      😆

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                    2. TommyK
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                      I think I got it from dodgily downloading tv series, but could probably be either in fairness 😛

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            2. pieces
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              If that doesn't work go on their forum and post your problem in the "Malware removal - Hijack this logs". Within 48 hrs some incredibly helpful person will reply and give you instructions how to clean it up properly. I had some naaasty virus with bits falling off and they sorted me out.

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    • Long ago I drew a walrus
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      eurovision fever? bah, bed for me.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        Jedward (c)

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        1. 4vets
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          Heh... it was either 0 or 10... still undecided but it got a 0 from me in the family poll.

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            It's all horrific. However it's in the bank to be used as collateral to be able to watch the Champions League Final.

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      2. 4vets
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        Just brought the laptop into the living room. Wife and child are making me score each aweful song... 0, 0, 0... I don't know if they've recognised the pattern yet 😉

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Why have you got a dildo as a gravatar? Pretty strange choice.

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          1. TommyK
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            • 16 Years
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            +1- maybe he thought this was http://www.fantasyfootballsex.co.uk ?

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          2. GREENDREAMS11
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            lol, i hadn't really noticed it, its been one of those days. Dan posted a wiki link to a double ended dildo earlier.

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              wiki tells us you have 3 main choices... vag-anal, anal-anal, or vag-vag

              happy days

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          3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            i asked the same thing the other day and got told it was a sausage

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            1. 4vets
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              It was a sausage!!! It's just your filthy minds.

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            2. Optimus.
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              look like a tampon someone used stuck up there ass for a bad dose of the skits

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          4. 4vets
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            You b&stard! That was said about my last sausage grav. Now I have a salami and this perverseness still persists! You're all sick!

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              Use this sausage pic, couldnt possibly be mistaken for anything else
              http://www.steadmans-butchers.co.uk/images/cps.jpg

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              1. 4vets
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                That's hilarious! LOL, literally.

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                1. GREENDREAMS11
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                  thats a shite pic.

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                2. pieces
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                  That is 1 large curly wurly

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                  1. pieces
                    • 15 Years
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                    reply to ATB

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              2. GREENDREAMS11
                • 16 Years
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                lol

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            2. TommyK
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              I'll never look at salami in the same way again......

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              1. 4vets
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                Well, they could be multi-functional, depending who you're with.

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                1. pieces
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                  Now your grav looks like a frigging tapeworm.

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                  1. GREENDREAMS11
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                    lol,

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                2. Attila the Bum
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                  LOVE IT! ....the grav that is.

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    • Button Phobic
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      Is the general feeling Nani wont play next week?

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      1. Syd.
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        He won't

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        1. Button Phobic
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          Gonna get rid of him then in my Teleg game. Do you reckon Nzog or Maxi will score/assist more over next two games?

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        2. Optimus.
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          gidson fdw

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          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
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            *ftw

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        3. 4vets
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          +1

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    • GREENDREAMS11
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      all this talk about giving someone a good porking with yer beef.

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      1. pieces
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        Lol and yes I know its a duplicate comment but I like to laugh a lot and repeat myself - bloody moderating computer b@stard

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    • Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
      • 14 Years
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      Anyone else watching the Tennis???
      What a match

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      1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
        • 14 Years
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        Amazing, Murray serving for match

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          You should know better...

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      2. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Tennis is gay, we're all watching Eurovision. 🙂

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        1. Button Phobic
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          +1

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        2. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          lol

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        3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          fck that

          foo fighters for me

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          1. Shakey
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            +1

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        4. Waldaz
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          I switched on the tv to see some football highlights and realised that this c*ap is on italian tv too 😐

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    • alsybach
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Thats it.........Spain gets my vote........MMMWWWAAAAAARR!!!!

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Moldova or whoever it was in the hats... marvelous!

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        1. alsybach
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          bring back Bucks Fizz........or Dana Internetional.......or even CLIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!........this lot are shiiiiiiite!!

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            You expected anything different? I'm watching this due to son and wife relations. What's your excuse? 😉

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            1. alsybach
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              I watch it every year.......love the voting!!!!

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              1. 4vets
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                I can't wait. It's the best part... the tension!

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      2. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I see your shitters got another kicking today. Lucky you're staying up.

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        1. alsybach
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          we have gone a bit shit......I will give you that.....its because Steve Bruce is a mag at heart.......

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Special Agent Steve. 🙂
            To be fair we're going to get a kicking tomorrow. Missing Tiote and Nolan so I'm not too hopeful.

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            1. alsybach
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              I have just got rid of that little shitbag Joey Barton (replaced him with Charlie Adam!!!)so I expect him to get his hattrick tomorrow.......

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                I hope he does 😛

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      3. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        You missed Germany?

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          She was pretty nice. Ukraine would do too.

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          1. GREENDREAMS11
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            good call tilla was thinkin the same.

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          2. alsybach
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Ja stimmt die Deutsche Frau war sehr geil.......sie konnte es haben!!!!!

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            1. gooner dave
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Gut gesagt.

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    • Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      just saw kuszczak performance there in highlights show omg

      how is he a 2nd string keeper in this league let alone 2nd string for utd
      awful

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      1. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Lord Ferg obviously doesn't think much of that Lindegaard fella if Kuszczack keeps getting the nod when VDS is putting his feet up.

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        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          if hes a prem league keepers thers hope for us all

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          1. Shakey
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Morris Dancing Manuel has made a living that way for far too long too.

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          2. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Unfortunately not for me.

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        2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          I may be wrong but I don't think Lindegaard is in the 25 man squad.

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Isn't he under 21?

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            1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Nope he's 26 (I think)

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            2. Shakey
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              Nope he's 27, and his middle name is Rosenkrantz.

              I wonder if Lord Ferg plans to buy Guildenstern as VDS' replacement in the summer.

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 7 months ago

                Wow I thought he was a prospect for the future! What have they got him for then?

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                1. Shakey
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 7 months ago

                  Can probably warm a bench just by looking at it.

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          2. PFOR
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            Nah I think he is.

            Kuzcack will go to WBA or someone and be good next year, like Foster, Howard etc.

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            1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 7 months ago

              He hasn't played in the PL all season...

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    • Holy See
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Ah Jayz Andy

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      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        you can't buy them in a shop

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    • GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      that gravatar is a bit much stevvi

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I'm now being victimised! Moderators... please stop this sausage hate NOW!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          that's a mighty fine cumberland right there

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            I don't like to boast. I'm more worried by GreenDreams11's... errmm... concoction.

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    • Syd.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      LMAO at the question on the million pound drop...

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      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        How can people go on there without knowing today's news stories??? Have they never watched it before...? Deserve to lose

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