[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
22 May 2011 2317 comments
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The final whistle has blown on all ten Premier League games around the country and for Blackpool and Birmingham, it sounded more like a death knell, as the pair joined West Ham in dropping to the Championship.

Blackburn’s surprise win over Wolves at Molineux meant Steve Kean’s side escape the drop thanks to a stunning first forty five minute performance that saw Rovers storm to a 3-0 half-time lead. Goals from Jamie O’Hara and Stephen Hunt were not enough to earn a draw but results elsewhere saw Mick McCarthy’s side stay in the top-flight next season.

Two goals from Roman Pavlyuchenko proved the undoing of Birmingham at White Hart Lane to condemn Alex McLeish’s side to relegation. Craig Gardner cancelled out the Russian’s early second-half strike but a goal deep into injury time means the Carling Cup winners will be playing both European and Championship football in 2011/12.

Wigan’s two main threats combined when it mattered most to clinch their survival; Charles N’Zogbia crossing for Hugo Rodallega to score his first goal in five games and condemn Stoke to their first home defeat in nine matches, earning the Latics a place in next season’s Premier League.

Goals from Charlie Adam and Gary Taylor-Fletcher afforded Blackpool plenty hope at Old Trafford but in the end, Man United’s class (and an unfortunate Ian Evatt own goal) dumped the Seasiders out the Premier League in Edwin Van der Sar’s final home game for the champions.

This means we wave goodbye to Fantasy Premier League (FPL) favourites such as Charlie Adam and Ben Foster, though the pair will surely be hotly pursued over the next couple of months and will be expected to earn themselves moves back to the top-flight. The likes of DJ Campbell and Roger Johnson could well jump straight back up too, given their displays over the season.

In Fantasy Football Scout related news, Granville has won the all-important race for bragging rights over the summer, beating Mark in a final day shootout. The next podcast should make for interesting listening, then.

This upcoming week we’ll be starting our 2010/11 Season Review, focusing on the players you vote for in our position by position polls.

Fantasy Football Scout would like to say a big thanks for all your support this season. Stay tuned for more to come, folks. There’s plenty up our sleeves.

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  1. jamsiep
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    Team, does anyone have a link to that Villas Boas pre-match dossier for Newcastle? Gargamel posted it a couple of days ago. Would be much appreciated.

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      1. Granville
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        Where did that come from?

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    2. Goose
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      On my fone so not sure but think this is it:

      http://www.bragafut.com/artigos/art18.pdf

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      1. jamsiep
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        Bloody hell! Are you lot trying to make me look like an idiot?!

        Cheers though!

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        1. Goose
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          Would it be too obvious to say, it's not difficult?! 😉

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          1. jamsiep
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            I think so. I guess someone has to say it though. 😉

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    3. jamsiep
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      You're all bloody useless.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Nice timing.

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      2. jamsiep
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        Edit: You're all bloody useless, apart from Waldaz, who is a bloody legend - when he's not booting me out of the cups. 😉

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        1. Waldaz
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          No problem :mrgreen:

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  2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Did Gera get sent off deliberately, to get out of Europe?!
    If not that's an expensive sending off!!

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    1. chinmusic
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      Almost certainly. They've accrued a huge number of cards in the past couple of games and that red looked calculated to me.

      Let's face it, Fulham will never better the Europa run they had last season. Unwelcome distraction.

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      1. jamsiep
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        Indeed. 10 yellow cards in the previous two games, compared with 10 in the previous nine games.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Black Schmops?

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          1. jamsiep
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            Nah, I’m mid-case on LA Noire! Was it the husband?! Was it the p*dophile who lurks around the area?! Who knows!!!

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              I'm definitely getting that game. Did you play Heavy Rain? Is it similar?
              Loved Heavy Rain, really different in a good way

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    2. Gnu
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      That's exactly what I was about to type!

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      1. Big Dunc
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        • 16 Years
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        Ridiculous suggestion. What else do Fulham have to play for next year? I'm sick of all the Europa League bashing

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        1. chinmusic
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          It might not be right - we'll never know - but it's hardly ridiculous. It's all about the PL.

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    3. Namtab Nomolos
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      If it's proven they should be forced to play in it as punishment.

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      1. chinmusic
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        Which would be the most amusing punishment ever. Forced to play in a competition for cynically failing to win a fair play prize.

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  3. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    Whata save Friedel

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  4. AP
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    That was handball by the worlds best defender wasn't it?

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  5. chilin_dude
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    Surprised madrid dont come in for RVP. Would fit them perfectly and destroy spanish league for fun.

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    1. dogtanion
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      He's very loyal to Arsenal and appears to love life in London...I'm also sure that he wouldn't want to weet Adebayor again

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  6. McGurn
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    Did i read earlier on this thread that FFS won the League of Leagues? (i know its not updated yet but guess it can be worked out)

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    1. chinmusic
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      You did. Congrats on the big one.

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      1. Namtab Nomolos
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        The League/Cup/League of Leagues treble. No sacking Granville, Mark or Andy this summer.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          They'll sack Akers though. He's been found guilty of rigging the cup draws so I always get eliminated 😉

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    2. Syd.
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      congrats... top of the world..

      have you popped the champagne yet?

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    3. Namtab Nomolos
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      Have you played this yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY It's got to be done 🙂

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    4. Granville
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      • 16 Years
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      Yes I worked out all the scores. We won by approx 11 points. Congrats on winning and extending your lead. 30 points I think it was.

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      1. McGurn
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        Nice one. Thought we were going to lose it the last few weeks.

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    5. Attila the Bum
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      Congrats! Get ready for the media blitz for the start of next season 😉

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  7. Syd.
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    King Kenny has a 100% record since signing his new long term contract 🙂

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    1. chinmusic
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      Which if we're being cynical is exactly what he wanted. No Europa.

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  8. BONZ
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    off topic......
    watched Pirates of Caribean wi me lad y'day - WTF was that about? It had feck all to do with the first 3.....or did I miss sumthing?

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    1. dogtanion
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      never seen any of them...never seen any lord of the rings/harry potter/star wars etc etc..I don't fantasy..Loved Jurassic Park though, because that was a real park

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        😆

        Ps
        I'll do the final count for the Members v Non Members league tomorrow, if anyone still gives a shite.

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      2. Hybrid.power
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        Best reply ever.

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        1. McGurn
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          Agree, nice one Dog

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  9. DV8R
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    Just made 3 changes.

    Berbatov + Yaya + Salcido -> Baines, Sessegnon, Hernandez

    Hopefully next week I'll end up in first place!

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    1. BONZ
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      the 8 point hit will affect your final place.....

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  10. murr23
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    Just looking through the season's stats there. Jaaskelainen the only goalie to be sent off all season! Usually a lot more. (Carson should've been sent off for that goalkeeping!)

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    1. Granville
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      • 16 Years
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      Huh, guess who had him for his sending off. Not had much luck with goalies. Did I mention that I've never had a penalty save? 🙂

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      1. murr23
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        Should've kept him for the season then! Would have had 2 for yourself! 😉

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  11. Namtab Nomolos
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    In other news Alania Vladikavkaz ruined their cup run by finally scoring a goal other than in a penalty shoot out, and going on to lose the final.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%9311_Russian_Cup

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  12. JC
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    Some header by Zenden

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  13. Hybrid.power
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    Only 7 players played 90 mins in every game this season. Fact.

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    1. dogtanion
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      who?

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      1. Holy See
        • 15 Years
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        what?

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      2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        Skrtel and Reina

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      3. Syd.
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        hart

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      4. BONZ
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        mostly keepers?

        Reina?
        cech?
        Green?
        Hart?
        Howard?
        Friedel?

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    2. chinmusic
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      Ooh, nice factoid.

      Friedel is one?

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      1. Hybrid.power
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        Friedel, Howard, Reina, Cech, Hart, Skrtel, Baines. 5 keepers, 2 defenders.

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    3. jms
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      Skrtel and Baines only non-keepers.

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    4. JC
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      Reina and Skrtel are 2 anyhow

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      1. Big Dunc
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        Howard and Baines both did I think

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    5. The Rock
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      Must be a fair few keepers in that list?

      Hart, Cech, Howard? 1 that i know for sure is Baines.

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  14. applebonkers
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    how on earth did they mix up henderson with sessegnon for that last assist?

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    1. Granville
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      They look almost the same. 😉

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  15. Hybrid.power
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    Friedel, Howard, Reina, Cech, Hart, Skrtel, Baines.

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    1. murr23
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      11 assists for Baines is phenomenal too! If only they could keep clean sheets again! (And get Arteta/Cahill/Saha fit and playing well!)

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    2. Goose
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      Skrtel being our only ever-present probably sums up our season, im not sure what I mean by that, but I suppose I'm still not sure about Skrtel so I guess he does 🙂

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  16. Hybrid.power
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    "You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down"

    Don't you tell me what I can or cannot do!!

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  17. njfsdkffslkf
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    Steve Bruce already cant wait 😀

    "we will add to the squad"

    I never doubted you Steve.

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      I love Special Agent Steve, mind you the buggers finished above us this season. 🙁

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  18. applebonkers
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    love the look on the arsenal players' faces for the alex free kick 😆
    "are you going to stop this?"
    "no, you?"
    "nah"

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  19. Stat virgin
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    What was that VDV goal there for

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    1. applebonkers
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      they're just the goals of the month i think so must have been a poor month. elmander has been robbed a bit

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  20. applebonkers
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    that's 3 nani assists for goal of the season. rub-it-in.com

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  21. Hybrid.power
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    • 16 Years
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    So does Tevez get the boot at weekends and Berbatov during the week or how does it work?

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  22. PFOR
    • 15 Years
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    Criminal that Tioté's goal didn't make the list.

    Unlucky to be in the same month as Rooneh.

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  23. chilin_dude
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    Berbas overhead > Rooneys. Rooney fked up the touch in the build up. Berba didnt

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  24. Darv
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    Shearer is totally useless

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  25. jms
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    • 16 Years
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    Average score-34

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  26. Reed_Rothchild
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    Most disappointing players.

    Goalkeeper: Sorenson and Almunia

    Defender: Evra and Richard Dunne

    Midfielder: Arteta and Steven Gerrard

    Striker: Torres and Agbonlahor

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    1. Syd.
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      No Kolarov 😯

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      1. Hybrid.power
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        • 16 Years
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        I think he means based on last season's performances. They used to be big scorers.

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    2. chilin_dude
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      Clichy 100% has to be in there, absoloutely terrible seasons.

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    3. Hybrid.power
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      I agree with all of the above.

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    4. King Eric, in America
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      Evra? Surely, you must be mad.

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  27. njfsdkffslkf
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    MOTD Nonsense again 😉

    Goals of Season

    Berbatov home to Blackburn
    Berbatov home to Liverpool
    Tevez home to City

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    1. PFOR
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      Not nonsense, they did the winners of each month! Some had to miss out.

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      1. njfsdkffslkf
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        Both voting for Rooney like sheep was the mug part.

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  28. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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    1)Rooney
    2) Elmander
    3) Tevez

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    1. njfsdkffslkf
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      I dont see it. A shined effort in. Hail mary went in with no skill all hit and hope luck.
      Wouldnt be int top 5.

      Its just it was City and everyone was on his back. The goal itself wasnt amazing

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        He hit it below the shin where youre supposed to for shots like that.

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
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          How do you mean where your supposed to?

          Theres only one place to use to hit a football for most accuracy, Rooney's shin wasnt it.

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          1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
            • 16 Years
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            He hit it below the shin, his leg wasnt high enough for it to hit his shin.

            And you're not supposed to sidefoot them, or bulltoe them.

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  29. chilin_dude
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    Tevez fk was ridiculous.

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  30. MADE IN CHARLTON
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    Where was Luke Varney's goal in the MOTD goal of the season?!

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