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Brede Hangeland has built a reputation as an extremely accomplished centre-back in his four years in the Premier League. Ardent Fantasy Premier League (FPL) Managers will have been more than aware of his ability to fetch decent tallies prior to their inaugural 2010/11 selections. In past seasons he has attracted Bonus Point totals of 19 and 14 and helped establish Fulham as a defensively astute side with team-mate Aaron Hughes a dependable partner at the back.

The Cottagers did well to fend off interest from Premier League rivals and keep Hangeland on their books last summer. This paid off spectacularly as the defender achieved he highest FPL points total, became the club’s second top scorer and was ultimately hugely influential in helping Mark Hughes’ side achieve the very respectable eighth place finish.

The Statistics

Hangeland finished the campaign with 154 FPL points, the second highest for a defender in the game after Everton’s Leighton Baines – a strong return for a player priced at just 5.5 at the start of the season; by the end – Hangeland’s valuation peaked at 5.9. That’s a marked increase from Hangeland’s starting price for the 09/10 season when he was valued at just 4.5.

The 6ft4in defender once again collected a notable number of Bonus Points (12). This total would have perhaps been higher, were it not for the contributions of team-mate Clint Dempsey whose goalscoring feats saw him consistently play with the hearts of the Press Assocation’s Bonus judges.

Despite disappointing in this area, Hangeland more than compensated by developing a handy habit of converting Fulham’s set-piece deliveries. Having scored just a single goal in the two previous campaigns, Hangeland struck six times throughout the season – more than any Fulham striker.

Defensively his output was also tidy. Although under a new Manager, Fulham continued to display their fine defensive capabilities during 2010/11, particularly in front of their own fans and kept 14 clean-sheets – Hangeland was present for 13 of these.

The Prospects

Given this season’s goal tally, you would expect the FPL suits to ponder another price hike for Hangeland – a rise as high as 6.5 wouldn‘t be out of the question but it seems more likely that we will see him settle at 6.0.

That kind of valuation will likely provide a barrier for heavy investment, although the established partnership with Aaron Hughes should promise further defensive returns. A similar goal haul would be a big ask however, so much will depend on Hangeland’s ability to attract Bonus Points. Fulham will likely need a kind opening run if the Norwegian is to follow up his inclusion in our “Team of the Season” with early selection in our squads for 2011/12.

johnfinlay John swears he'll deliver unbiased Fantasy Premier League tips and news...until Leeds get promoted.

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  1. Spaghetti Hoes
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Signing up to another online bookie to place the saver bet on Barca. Anyone have any referrer codes or anything they would like me to use? Im thinking Bet365 for the €50 in play matching bet.

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  2. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    TELEGRAPH FANTASY CRICKET 😉

    Why did I pick Durham's Ian Blackwell instead of promising youngster Ben Stokes, also at the county, especially as captain Vaas is doing nothing against Leicstershire today. 😉

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      u should have played ipl fantasy 😉

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  3. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Right nobgoblins, I've updated the spreadsheet so the ratios are more meaningful, and you can see the formulas on the second and third pages now.

    http://bit.ly/lG39BF

    Peace out.

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    1. Serpents
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Thanks Jamsiep, I've put my bets on. Is it worth placing the other bet on barca to win, or just take the winnings if it's a draw or a Man U win?

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        That I can't really answer, it's entirely up to you.

        As it stands, you'll win £44 if Barcelona don't win in 90 minutes, and you'll win/lose nothing if they do win.

        Barcelona are @ evens at most places to win in 90, so I've personally put all £44 of the potential profits on a Barcelona win. So I've effectively got a £44 'free bet' on Barcelona.

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    2. IAmTheWalrus
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Jesus, great work Jamsiep

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    3. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      what will happen if manutd win in normal time?!?!will u guys lose all ur money?

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      1. IAmTheWalrus
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        no if you look at the tab, all possible scores up to 4-4 are covered

        so for example...3-2 united, thats covered, but 5-1 united, isnt

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      2. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Provided you win and don't score five/four/three (depending on which tab you use) goals, then the correct score will be covered.

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      3. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        cheers.i was just curious 🙂

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  4. IAmTheWalrus
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    maybe a stupid question...

    Im liking this bet idea jamsiep,

    So to get this straight in my head the only way to lose on this bet is if United score more than 4 goals if you follow the first tab, more than 3 if you follow the second and more than 2 if you follow the third, otehrwise its straight 4ward money in the bank?

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Pretty much.

      Although it's not exactly straightforward money at the bank, because if Barcelona win then everything gets refunded and you're back where you started!

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      1. IAmTheWalrus
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        True, but as you say in the above post, if you put 44 on barca at another betting site you are guarenteed than, or am i reading wrong?

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Nah, you're not guaranteed to 'win' anything if you put all £44 on a Barcelona win. You're just reversing the situation from £0/£44 to £44/£0.

          If you put £22 on Barcelona then you're guaranteed £22 winnings.

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          1. IAmTheWalrus
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Ah I understand now, so putting the 44 barca means if one of the excel outcomes comes that wins zero. I see
            I might do it without the barca bet then...

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            1. IAmTheWalrus
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              no im wrong there...i have it now,...cool!

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      2. Serpents
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I can't find anything in Paddypower's T&C's that says I can't bet on all result variations, so I could just put my Barca to win bet on with them I think?

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        1. It Is I, Leclerc
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          I had a 'chat' to someone on the web-site and they confirmed that I can place as many bets as I want and up to £100 will be refunded, I even told them my plans to bet on 8+ variations of mancs or the draw.

          I am personally not placing the barca bet on paddypower just in case!

          Bet365 match up to £50 final bet with a free in-play bet, that's what I'm doing.

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  5. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    🙂 Meanwhile, in Paddy Power's head office:

    "Ah, guys? You might wanna have a look at this..."

    Fair play, JP - a lot of work went into that. I'm not touching the game - maybe a Villa hat-trick bet if the odds are good enough. I'm just gonna enjoy watching Rio's head fall off after it gets twisted 360 degrees for 90 minutes.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i think i'm just gonna stick a ton on a barca win!

      but yeah, i do like the idea of someone in PP's office finding these posts!

      proably why they limited it a hundred

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    2. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Nah, someone spoke to Paddy Power and clarified that they would still refund these bets.

      It's *only* a free £44/£50/£70 pound bet, I doubt they'll be too concerned about it, the publicity from the offer itself will presumably more the cover the losses from a few losers with nothing better to do at work placing these bets!

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        do you actually DO any work?

        i pop on here every now and then when quiet or eating lunch and you always seem to be here!

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        1. IAmTheWalrus
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          whats your gravatar dan, far too small to read?

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            that is RBJ's epic rant at jamsiep recently, i have a screenshot of the full thing but probably shouldn't post it here!

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            1. IAmTheWalrus
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              ah very good!

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            2. MADE IN CHARLTON
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              How can I make it bigger to read it?

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        2. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          In brief spurts, yes. They don't seem to realise that I can do the work set much, much quicker than I'm doing it.

          Plus, I'm on my laptop all day, and have the shortest attention span known to man.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            i have mild adhd too!

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      2. Serpents
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        So for the barca bet to be worthwhile, you're basically betting that a barca win is more likely the combined chance of a draw in 90 or a Man U win in 90?

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Essentially, yes. Plus I don't want to be cheering United on!!!!

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        2. IAmTheWalrus
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          So your suggesting leaving out the barca bet Serpents, as you beleive united or a draw is more likely in 90?

          and if not hey ho, you win/lose nothing...

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          1. Serpents
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            I reckon it's pretty close. The main reason I'm not doing the barca bet is that I don't have an account with another betting company and can't be bothered to set one up!

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            1. IAmTheWalrus
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              I hear you, you could just go to a physical bookies?

              I have an account but... im a united fan, and feel its unfair to go the barca way with the bet, i think id prefer to win nothing if barca win,..

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  6. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    You're a b*stard, Priest. Or whoever posted that fake-emails link. I had to leave the room because people thought I was having a breakdown...

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Apologies. 'Twas Tboogie.

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      1. TO
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        🙂

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  7. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    i'm supporting man utd tommorow. bear in mind though that i used to support henman every year at wimbledon too

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      😯

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      1. Serpents
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I always support English teams in Europe...I think I'm in the minority though!

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          +1

          Barring Arsenal of course, but then they don't really count do they

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        2. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          I never support the other English clubs.

          Unless they're playing Barcelona.

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            You're a wrong'un

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      2. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        morale: supporting the english side/player often ends in misery

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    2. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      What are you playing at? Quick, go read Republik of Wankunia and you'll be a Barcelona fan within two minutes. 😉

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        good idea... not been there in a while, there's gonna be some gold on there over the next few days

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      2. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        i've supported man utd, liverpool, chelsea and arsenal in finals in recent years. no need to buck the trend now. can't not support a side due to 1 website and a handful of biased fans

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          ooh and fulham. howthef***didtheygetthere.com

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            blackpool were 0.01 points away from taking fulham's spot!!

            0.01!

            that's one less chadam yellow and they would be in europe

            GUTTING

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      3. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        In all fairness, the barcelona version is probably even more cringeworthy......

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  8. IAmTheWalrus
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Is there something in betting that if a team wins in like the 92 minute bookies dont pay out...
    a possible catch there or am i crazy?

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  9. dk123
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    I think this the year the likes of wolves,newcastle and west brom can soldify their status as a premeir league team. I think with west ham and birmingham going down and the players who are on a free transfer would be great edidtions to these teams,. If the chairmen were wise they would invest and imrove the squad with these players avalilble..

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  10. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    CRICKET 😉

    Why didn't I captain Trescothick? Selected by over 53% of those playing the Telegraph game and he is scoring runs for fun against Yorkshire currently...;-)

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Trescothick,my favourite english batsman ever 🙂

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        At least we can agree on something Boom. 😉

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        1. greghammer95
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          That betting thing Jamsiep. Is there a way of guaranteed money if United don't score 5 then?

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BET

            go back to your bruno mars cd

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            1. Boom!!!
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              +42

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          2. jamsiep
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            That's kind of the point.

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            1. greghammer95
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Noice 😀 How much is 'guaranteed if I put all those bets on in the main spreadsheet, and the second?

              Is it like £45 and then £49 ??

              Surely not ?

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              1. jamsiep
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                Nothing is guaranteed. If you do the bets in the first sheet, you either win £44 (if it's draw/United at 90 minutes) or you get all you money refunded (if Barcelona win in 90).

                Or United score 5 goals, and you're screwed.

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                1. greghammer95
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 10 months ago

                  Doubt United will score 4, let alone 5, but its not worth it for a fiver.

                  I see now, so If I then put an extra £44 pound on Barca to win. Then unless it is a 5-4 freak result I win something. Whether it be little or a lot.

                  Just gunna get "My dad" to put them on tonight. Don't have £100 in the kitty.

                  Thanks!

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                  1. jamsiep
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    If your "dad" puts £44 on Barcelona, then you'll only break even if Barcelona don't win.

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                  2. applebonkers
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    greg go watch the start of lucky number slevin then re-consider. i know "your dad" isn't your dad so him getting shotgunned wont be too painful but still it's not worth getting your family killed just to win £44

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                  3. Kings of Lyon ★
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    lol AB 😛

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                  4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    love that film

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                  5. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                    • 15 Years
                    14 years, 10 months ago

                    LOL @ AB'S GRAV!

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      2. Bigo1
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Does anyone play the eng internation? 3rd in the world currently, but having a nightmare today. And Trott, stop bowling now!

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  11. dk123
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    why are norwich spending 2.5 million on james vaughan???????. a man who could barley score in championship.

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      bcoz he is english...

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  12. Attila the Bum
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    So Sepp Blatter is under investigation - good. F**king Book 'em, Danno.

    Bring back the just sentence of hanging drawing and quartering. Make sure that titwad Jack Warner gets a double dose of it too.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      they need to get rid of the lot of them

      blatter's been there nearly 40 years for god's sake and has become corrupted

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I'd say he was a gangster before he went in. Warner is despicable too, and serious allegations are made about Ricardo Terra Teixeira, and Julio Grondona and Reynald Temarii. Basically nearly all the executive committee.

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  13. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    What was that joke Tosey (i think) posted about an ugly footballer (so Tevez or anyone else) taking out a super injuction?

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Dunno, but I like this one.

      Roberto Mancini has confirmed he will bring in several new faces during the summer.

      Carlos Tevez has asked if he can have one.

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    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Breaking News: Carlos Tevez is the latest footballer linked to a super-injunction, apparently the bird he shagged doesnt want to be named!

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      1. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        this one?

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        1. MADE IN CHARLTON
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Cheers Boom, that's it.

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  14. Scroobius Mac
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    http://www.teamtalk.com/news/2483/6954981/Villa-release-10-players - Vill release Carew, Reo-Coker and Pires.
    Reo-Coker to Sunderland I think I heard?

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    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      cattermole and reo-coker. who wouldn't score 30 a season with those 2 playmakers behind them?

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple, Apple Apple, hey Apple.....
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA&NR=1&feature=fvwp

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      There will be a few after Reo-Coker, I could see Newcastle going for Carew. Pires will go off to the states or somewhere.

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  15. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    CRICKET 😉

    Durham's Blackwell finally takes wicket!

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  16. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    looool- http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=53

    😆

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      The New Jogging Partner resulted in me having to turn my computer off and going for a walk...

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Leave me the f*ck alone Jumanji! 😆

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        are they all real? i hope so

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        1. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          I don't think so.

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            I did like the parrot one.

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            1. jamsiep
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              'I don't even like that song' had me in hysterics.

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            2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              which is that atb?

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                The one about a parrot.

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              2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                found it...

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i love the studio appartment one. "Oh, yes. I should have mentioned the pool."

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        hehe- "you can take a dump out the window if you like, there's an indian restaurant in the alley so it already smells like shit" 😆

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          i liked it in spite of that line

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      2. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I hope that while you are hunting, you miss your shot and accidentally kill a cat anyway, you pussy.

        Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

        http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=66

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          i like the carpet one

          http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=85

          "Hey man, I'm not one to judge you. I understand that accidents happen. Maybe she didn't tell you when to stop choking her"

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          1. Attila the Bum
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Lulz!
            http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

            Great site this.

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=86

              brilliant

              "Lenny's Acid Trip"

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            2. Marknlard
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              This site is a bit like Curb Your Enthusiasm, in that everyone's reactions to him are a bit overthetop.

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              1. Attila the Bum
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 15 Years
                14 years, 10 months ago

                Whether its actually genuine responses or not I'm not sure, pretty sceptical, still funny though.

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                1. applebonkers
                  • Has Moderation Rights
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 10 months ago

                  i think it's real. like you say though even if it isn't it's funny. i still have my doubts as to whether djimi traore was real and not a comedy computer animation. when they played watford he was "injured" hmmmm

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        2. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          this one too http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=81

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  17. IAmTheWalrus
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    RIght so,

    Cheers Jamsiep I just placed my bets totaling 100euro!

    Still cant decide whether to go for barca or not, think i wont!

    Come on united!!!

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      If you're a United fan, I wouldn't back Barcelona! Leave it as it is.

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      1. IAmTheWalrus
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Lovely was kinda hoping youd post a reply like that, comforting , as I had a slight fear I had like had an idiot moment, misread the whole thing and you were gona go

        " YOU PUT 100 EURO ON UNITED. U DAM FOOL!!!!"
        and after that i would cry.

        But phew!

        Thanks again!

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          What bet did you do snoochie? might copy you.....

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          1. IAmTheWalrus
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            I did all the bets in the first tab of this spreadsheet
            https://spreadsheets0.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?hl=en_US&key=t8kYaLZC-sj9nGxwESIAAFA&hl=en_US#gid=0

            spreadsheet made by jamsiep
            and covers a united win or draw (up to 4 goals) winning 44 euro,
            if barca win, you win/lose zero.

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            1. TommyK
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Thanks- might get on that.....

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  18. MADE IN CHARLTON
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    CRICKET

    Do one Trescothick. STOP SCORING. I didn't make you captain and 54% of people playing the Telegraph game have you...

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  19. Touré De Force
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Quelle price Barca to win in 90 generally? Can't check betting sites @ work. Got paid today and going to have a 'serious' punt on that if it's 4/6 or better. There's only going to be one outcome. We all know it.

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
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      It's at evens in most places.

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      1. Touré De Force
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I'm all over it, THAT is a great bet. Better lerave enough money for food for the month though. Just in case.

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        1. Touré De Force
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          *leave

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  20. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Barcelona to have 70%+ possession @ 11/2?

    Don't mind if I do, thanks.

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    1. Touré De Force
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      ooooh where did you see that?

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Paddy Power. Between 65-70% is 4/1... I'll probably do both.

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    2. IAmTheWalrus
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      60 maybe, 70 a stretch too far for me.
      I think in the 2009 final barca didnt come near their usual possesion stats!

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      1. Touré De Force
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        United don't have a midfield?

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        1. IAmTheWalrus
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Park will be sniping at their heels!

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  21. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Damn all you people tempting me with your oh-so-enticing bets! Don't you know I'm cursed? When it comes to actually putting money on stuff all laws of probability get thrown out of the window in the bookies favour it seems 🙁

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Although I shouldn't really complain after Sunday. I wanted to bet on an Everton-Chelsea draw but miss-clicked, instead backing an Everton win. I was so annoyed with myself at the time too 😀

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      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Nice ranking PPSR, and 5th in Scotland too.

        *edited by admin - mark*

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Haha B&B starts Braveheart 2 - The Keyboard Warrior. 😛

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        2. jamsiep
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Oh come on! It was a quote for heavens sake!

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            from what??

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            1. Marknlard
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Google "A sixteen year old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer"

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          2. Mark
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 19 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Some folk didn't identify it as a quote and found it offensive.

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          3. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Probably for the best. Out of context and all that.....

            I'll stick to posting about space brocoli in future. No one on here's been infected by space brocoli have they?

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            1. Attila the Bum
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Oh it's murder around uranus.

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            2. Mark
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 19 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Cool...as long it's not cricket.

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        3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Cheers man. Didn't see what you posted but I'm inferring from the subsequent post it was some quote from the Scotch Mist episode of Darkplace. Hey, anything that increases the public knowledge of that amazing show is fair game by me! 🙂

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  22. tosey
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    allardyce to west ham then it looks like

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      good, i can do without him in the prem

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      who's that dick?

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Isn't it Azzy? 🙂
        I love the way the little sign is wipe clean in case he gets menaced by any irate scousers. 😛

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          grrr

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    2. gooner dave
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Be more impressed if the picture was taken in the middle of the kop on matchday.

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      1. Goose
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        +1 pretty lame really.

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      2. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        You're just trying to get the poor guy killed 😉

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    3. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      it's good, but was it good enough for the petrol money and going to the ground of a rival club for?

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      😆

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    2. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      actual lol

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    3. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      This one had me in fits.....

      http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90

      😆

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      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        love it tommy, hadn't seen this one. just when you think it's over the last picture pops up 😆

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        1. TommyK
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          lol I know- the bit about the pepper spray was funniest.... 😛

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    4. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      lol love the last comment

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    5. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      I want my car crushed by a real live monster truck!!

      http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=94

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  23. NotoriousDRE
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    hey guys, if the rumour is true about Young going to United..how do you see that midfield shaping up? Will Nani continue to be the odd man out?

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    1. Badonge
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i presume fergie will do what he does best;rotate.

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      1. Goose
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Yup, stinker FPL wise. Unless Nani is going to go.

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        1. NotoriousDRE
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          indeed!

          Valencia, Young, Nani will all be highly priced...makig it quite expensive to cover united attacking pts.

          Rooney will hold his price...and surely Hernandez will rise to 9m

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          1. Goose
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Im going to see how things pan out but i was intending to go for Valencia, depending on price. Hes a definite Fergie favourite, if theirs too much risk, Hernandez or Rooney will be the way to go.

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  24. Goose
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone buy FM2011 off Game? How long did it take for u to get your Verfication Code? Im too inpatient!

    PS Hayley McQueen is HOT but shes having a bit of a stinker.

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  25. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone got a Bet365 account? There's a game in Lithunia going on at the moment where the live streaming is over a minute ahead of the odds... Ekranas-Altantas.

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Isn't what you're thinking of doing technically illegal???

      P.S. Link? 😀

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        It's on the Bet365 website... Need to have an account to view the live games though.

        They've frozen the odds now though. Not sure if they'll come back, and when they do they may be synced properly with what's actually happening!

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      i love how you know this.

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        I love how you don't.

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      what??

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    4. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      They better not void my bets.

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  26. Badonge
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?hl=en_US&key=t8kYaLZC-sj9nGxwESIAAFA&hl=en_US#gid=0

    Jamsiep, basically if Utd win or draw over 90 mins with anything up to 4-4, you make £44. If Barca win, you don't win or gain anything, unless you put £44 pounds on Barca to win in 90. If they do you make an overall profit from the night of £44 if they are at evens, but nothing if they lose. Just say yes to confirm haha.

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Yes!

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      1. Badonge
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        For anyone reading this is on PaddyPower; I don't want yall losing 99 pounds

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        1. Badonge
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Avoiding complexity I now see that this boils down to getting £44 no risk if either you think Utd will win or draw, or Barca will win (in 90).

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          1. IAmTheWalrus
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            Thats it!
            Im on the united horse!

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  27. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    this one's pretty clever 'hot tub repairman' http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=89

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    1. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      My favourite is definitely the rock one 😀

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        definitely

        the guy must have been fuming all the way home then found no rocks!

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  28. AP
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 10 months ago

    This whole thing of "i'm going to support Barca tomorrow night blah blah yakidy schmakidy" Who cares! Support who you blaady well like, won't make the slightest difference!

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    1. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Exactly, United will still lose.

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      1. Badonge
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        People are forgetting that Barcelona are hardly special away from home.

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Nor are United.

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      2. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Quads on faulk!

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          You're too easily offended.

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            lul. Click on my link 🙂

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            1. Shakey
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              Smalling looks quite disturbing

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      3. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 10 months ago

        Oh and btw, don' think i didn't buggumark this incase the unlikely happens 8)
        It would be a fitting end to the season.

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        1. Shakey
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 10 months ago

          Wouldn't make any difference to how ridiculously unbearable you and your jerkicle chums would be if United do fluke a win.

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 10 months ago

            can you imagine

            thank god it won't happen

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            1. AP
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 10 months ago

              What amazes me is you idiots set yourself up for fails again and again and again. You never learn! 😆

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    2. IAmTheWalrus
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 10 months ago

      Looks like fletch wont make it?
      Im worried about carrick, valencia and city games are giving me nightmares!

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